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Abeg hw person wey get 2 PATA wan dey change every 6hours?

donTbone:
How many PATA did you have when you change it 4tyms a day?

LMFAO, so wat ar u insinuating?

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
once a year does it for me.

hmmmmmmm, dats Y ur scrotum always buzzzzzz

knuckbuck:
The curse of Pinocchio should befall Lai Mohammed and maybe we'll be able to build bridges all over Nigeria with his protruding long nose. Liar liar, your pants on fire!

check 4 the latest brand new IQ.

Afam4eva:
The scam continues

do u av patience in ur entire life @ll? Y dnt u keep cool nd see d outcome.

sketcherJ:
Hello guys, in this new article, I would be writing on how to recognize 2go guys in public groups and forums, 2go as we all know is a social platform in form of an application where you can get to meet friends, and chat with them, but this app has imprinted some funny characters into its users especially guys and that is what I will be writing about After some series of researches and observations, I came out with ways to recognize 2go guys in a public group or social sites, I mean a real 2go guy would have three or four of these traits if not all.

1.They term every group and forum "Room" : yes, whenever they are in a group, and they want to register their presence, they make use of the word room, they will be like "hi room", "whats popping here roomies", "wad up room" irrespective of where they are , whether they are in a Facebook group, whatsapp , nairaland etc..dont, blame them,this behaviour is gotten as a result of their occasional visits to 2go rooms

 2. They ask a lady ist before they check her dp or add her : now this is what irks some people out (lol) when they chat with a lady in a public group, they are the set of people that will start begging or asking if they could check the dp( profile picture) of the girl, they are chatting with, they will be like" please can I check your dp?" "Can I add you" come on,! The feature is there for you to use, must you ask her before you check her dp? You don't need to ask her before you add or follow her,

 3.They are always asking for credit : as a result of begging for go credits in 2go rooms, the guys would carry these characters into other social apps and forums, they are type of guys you will see posting in a group" please I need credit" "Help a brother,share him credit"some of the funny replies they get in the groups are "guy,go and work", "Hold up,am I ur father?" "Gerrarahere mehn"

 4.They are the"thank you for adding me guys": they thank every girl that add them and accept their request ,some would even go to the extent of praying and prophesying to the life of the girl.."thank you for adding me, I am so happy, may you fall into the well of happiness, may your enemies forget the address of your house" this is one of their numerous "thank you" lines 

5.They change their statuses every time:  these guys change their statuses every time as if there is no tomorrow, they could change it three to five times in a day, and the status updates are not really that necessary or sensible..e.g" I am chilling with my friend.celebration tinz" who cares if you are chilling with the people in your village? "off to work" no, come to my house.

 6.The kick me out guys : when they are bored of the group e.g whatsapp, instead of exiting, they start posting gibberish words and jumble alphabets together e.g dsgettwjshsudk ,they also type kick me out etc, thinking they would be automatically kicked out, just like 2go, well if they are at it for some time,the admins would be vexed and will eventually remove them ,some would even think they were indeed kicked out by bots, just like 2go.


7.They look for sexchat - after several futile attempts to get girls who would sexchat with them in 2go romance rooms, they would go to other social platforms to see if they could get a catch, they are the ones you will see in a group asking these questions."if you are looking for sexchat, add me up?" " am Hot tonight"
(Pictorial evidence at source)

 8.They are the champion of group and forum games.::they love playing forum and group games , some of their best games are fastest finger, FTC(first to comment) words unscrambling competitions..e.g unscramble these word "alniam" answer = animal.

 9. They are online most of the times- it looks as if they spend their lives on social media, anytime you check their status, you will always see 'online' 


10.source: http://dandywriter..nl/2015/11/how-to-recognize-2go-guys-in-public.html?m=1

11.add yours

Now let me Start running before real 2go guys kick me out

hahahahaha, na #Tosynene be dat, he like 2go dan is life..

obinnashady:
guy ur support 4 barca has made u so myopic that u don't know anything in football except messi,talking as if u'll vote...Isah hayyatou..use ur head o

lol, i may be a barca fan but ur comment sound stupendious

Mayb my case is different coz i av a gal like dat. She was 1nc my ex but not anymore but she still demand we shld continue as lovers despite me knowing her BF, each time i told her we're no more dating dat she shld stoo all dis nd stick to her BF she will say ar feelings is with me nd bt the new guy. We've engaging in some immoral act 4 over months nw which i think it will lead to s*x soon nd i dnt knw hw to avoid her, nd my concience is pricking me dat despite d fact dat i knew her BF am still engaing in dis. Pls nairalanders any help u could rendered to avert dis problem av going thru?

Mayb my case is different coz i av a gal like dat. She was 1nc my ex but not anymore but she still demand we shld continue as lovers despite me knowing her BF, each time i told her we're no more dating dat she shld stick to her BF she will say ar feelings is with me nd bt the new guy. We've engaging in some immoral act 4 over months nw which i think it will lead to s*x soon nd i dnt knw hw to avoid her, nd my concience is pricking me dat despite d fact dat i knew her BF am still engaing in dis. Pls nairalanders any help u could rendered to avert dis problem av going thru?

Dat guy goals are Astonishing!! Messibukun all d way.

obinnashady:
I wonder what Neymar is doing there,football and politics..suarez would have been better..#CR7 my boy

thats d main reason why ordinary fan like you can't vote coz ur thinking is so so infinitesimal

pleiades45:
good

how come i cant see the names of people on the thread ?

you can never see it because u never upgrade from your chinko level.

zerozeroseven:
gehl wey I dey trip for

Shoo!!!!

SylarsMcQuins:
This List sucks abeg, why is Pato num 10 instead of the top 3?. Phyno isn't on the list and Wizkid is supose to be on the 7-10th.

Poor list.

Well talkin of music list

Why not download the best song of the moment

Larry Kuti - Olowo Fe Dabira
www.pronaijamusic.com/index.php/2015/10/08/larry-kuti-olowo-fe-da-bira/

This song is mad dope.

shoo!!!!

Sijo01:
Where is korede Bello

get an optician to wash u eyes with HYPO!

Libkid:
end time stunt

werey.com

nuelzy:
white sheep....


must i b everyone??.....


mister high esteem...


i can neva be polite to dat i.diot... so now u know u have a long time to wail

I'm too principle to deliberate with an ill brain infinitesimal pple like u.

nuelzy:
Hahahaha.... brokeness don make d bastard mellow



before..im think say nah only him b king of d jungle


.....pepper don roti...im begin reason im mumu sef



id.iot

BLACKSHEEP OF THE THREAD. everyone has been commenting with a polite manner but u choose to be a low self esteem fellow.

nuelzy:
Hahahaha.... brokeness don make d bastard mellow



before..im think say nah only him b king of d jungle


.....pepper don roti...im begin reason im mumu sef



id.iot

BLACKSHIP OF THE THREAD. everyone has been commenting with a polite manner but u choose to be a low self esteem fellow.

dacovajnr:
I know u are referring to yourself which was why I advised you not to crush to death

u changing my post, geeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeerrreee

lofty900:
I blame buhari

#Fo0l, if ur hand is jobless, y can't u start scratching ur head.

Hiploko:
which kain yeye suffering.. APC should take her to court and jail her if found guilty. This woman almost ended fuel scarcity in Nigeria during her tenure. It was d best post-military era of no fuel queues in naija... Just say 1(one) wrong she did.

u at contradicting urself man!

Tonel09:
U r very stupid by dating ur step sis... . U even have a girl friend.... Wat if you mistakenly give her Belle nko

is something still new on this earth?

TrapLORD:
Okay u furked your sister. Your reward is waiting for you in hell. NEXT!!!!

he may av sinned against man nd God but if he confess his sin nd ask 4 4giveness, u'll sure meet him in heaven. Mayb he'll be d 1 to decide ur faith, whether u ar going to H or H.

dacovajnr:
No crush to death oooo abeg!

lol, i mean u nw

9jatatafo:
These women are not single OP. All are steadily servicing their kpekus on regular basis and the long and short of it all is that they can't stay with one man

so who are those men giving dem d cucumber?

dacovajnr:
Good! But Bimbo Akintola na my crush oooo! I been crushing on her since I dey Jss till now.

u wan crush to death be dat.

damton:
Have you used your drugs this morning

I'm too principle to dialogue with a low self esteem pple like you #dollophead

damton:
Are you pained?

u may be naive.

damton:
You begin to wonder who'd suffer at the end of the day if there were no classes.

Most face-off between students and Authorities usually put the students at the receiving end.

I hope this one achieve its aims.

Don't wanna sound pessimistic though.

if u like sound optimistic, na ur palava be dat

TonyeBarcanista:
kini Biafra?

very soon!! It'll reveal it self