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Christianity EtcRe: If You Are Tested By God, Would You Pass Or Fail? by Tender1(m): 9:50am On Mar 04, 2018
You're trolling right? You realize that question should be asked by atheists, not Christians. I've covered this question before. My personal answer, no. Even if he proved he existed I would not follow him. His character is a sadistic tyrant. I hate when christians say he would never say that, because he DID many times in the bible. Also, what gives them justification to know what god would and wouldnt do, they admit over and over god is incomprehensible, so how can they even judge he's good in the first place? And to any Christian that would not listen to god if he told them to do something like sacrifice their child, what that does is prove that we do not use god as a moral barometer; that we know on our own that there is a line that even they won't cross, and yet will still foolishly defend it.
CrimeRe: Prisoners Pay Between N70k To N300k To Live In VIP Section by Tender1(m): 2:02pm On Mar 03, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Guests At Fateema Ganduje And Idris Ajimobi's Wedding In Kano (Photos) by Tender1(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2018
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CrimeRe: Be Careful Nigerians, Especially If You're In Edo State.. by Tender1(op): 9:56pm On Mar 01, 2018
Jakumo:
This story reminds me of an experience that I underwent whilst driving one Sunday morning in another part of Nigeria. I was driving along a lonely stretch of road in a rural area, when I noted in my rear-view mirror a small car that seemed to be in a hurry and anxious to overtake my car. I felt no threat, and was in no hurry that day, so I moved to the right to give the car more room to pass by.

As the car overtook me, it slowed down in front of me, instead of maintaining its previous speed, and then, someone in the car started pointing at my tire, and motioning me to pull over and stop, as though there was a problem with my tire. Knowing that the old trick of alerting motorists to a non-existent tire problem is a staple tactic used by armed robbers and kidnappers, I acted stupid and started to slow down, all the while watching the car as it positioned itself in front of my car to block my path.

As both cars slowed down further, I observed three doors opening slightly ajar, all at once, and at the same instant, I spotted the unmistakable muzzle of an AK47 rifle poking out one of the back doors. With my fears confirmed, I stomped on the accelerator, unleashing the brutal power of the highly tuned 5-liter, M119 Mercedes V8 engine fitted in my crappy-looking car, whilst swerving violently back into the road and launching my old Mercedes into full gonzo flight mode, accompanied by a throaty roar and a chirp of the back tires as the transmission harnessed the ensuing tempest.

The car that attempted to intercept me was no match for my V8 Merc in the speed department, and some wild driving later, I left that car in the dust along that country road. A couple of miles later, I neared a police station, and decided to report that robbers were right behind me, in the hopes that an ambush could be hurriedly set up to light up that car with some corrective gunfire.
You're a grammarian shocked
CrimeRe: Be Careful Nigerians, Especially If You're In Edo State.. by Tender1(op): 7:25pm On Mar 01, 2018
Akinleonard:
thanks for the information
You're welcome please rebroadcast.
CrimeRe: Be Careful Nigerians, Especially If You're In Edo State.. by Tender1(op): 3:52pm On Mar 01, 2018
nolanpatt33:
Tender1 God bless you for this piece of information... front-page na..who no the mods
You're welcome. Please share all through your whatsapp
CrimeRe: Be Careful Nigerians, Especially If You're In Edo State.. by Tender1(op): 2:52pm On Mar 01, 2018
juvemex:
FTC. God help us o
How do they get this to front page for every Nigerian?
CrimeBe Careful Nigerians, Especially If You're In Edo State.. by Tender1(op):
Be careful Nigerians. Especially those in Edo state.

On our way from Auchi to Ekpoma Today. We were stopped by the police and thoroughly searched even up to our phones, from our contacts to pictures, including whatsApp and Facebook.
We were all group according to what they found in our mobile phones.
Those having translator app,
Those with foreign numbers,
Those having white man or woman pictures.
Unluckily I fell on foreign numbers.

When I told them it was my uncle's number, if you see the kinda slap I received, then I've to stay mute. And they laid allegation on me that I'm a fraud star. So they called my uncle's number after some beaten, and his number off, they finally wore me handcuff.

Immediately I started begging and a man from the other car came to my rescue and spoke to one of the police man at the conner so they can leave me, they later came up with if I've N10k, they'll set me free. Unfortunately I only had 4.8k. I told them I had no money on me. The man offered to pay for me. I was released with a promise to pay the man when we get to Ekpoma.

On getting to ekpoma Now, the man told me to help him carry his load to his house, I did because of the help he had rendered to me earlier. On our way to his house after an hour I asked him, where's your house? He keeps telling me at the front until I ceased to go further. Immediately the man brought out a red handkerchief to wipe the sweat on his face and trying to do same to mine of which I refused.

Then I dropped the load and started running away, he stopped a bike and ran after me calling me thief, so I stopped running and on getting to me, he made a statement that "today I go tell you say me and the police wey b catch you today be one". Then I got to know it was a plan work with the Police. I quickly called a friend of mine to bring along 10k to meet me at Moscow junction in Ekpoma. After paying this man within a minute this man was nowhere to be found.

In conclusion, I believed those police I met earlier work with ritualists or kidnappers. Beware and be careful.
These police men are always along Auchi Ekpoma road. That's immediately aviele when coming from Auchi.

I beg be careful Nigerians. Especially those in Edo state.

I pray God almighty protect us all. Amen

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EducationRe: JAMB Mock Result Out! Here's How To Check 2018 JAMB Mock Exam Result by Tender1(m): 2:28pm On Mar 01, 2018
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Foreign AffairsRe: Chinese Police Starts Wearing Smart Glasses With Facial Recognition by Tender1(m): 3:12pm On Feb 11, 2018
12submarine:
You have even gone too far. Does he even know what it means?
LMFAO

CelebritiesRe: Olic4: Small Doctor's Energetic Performance At Olamide Live In Concert 4 (video) by Tender1(m): 12:06pm On Dec 18, 2017
Zero zero zero zero zero zero zero that's how many bleeps I give
EducationRe: Ignorance Or Laziness: Which Is Worse? by Tender1(m): 7:19am On Dec 08, 2017
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CareerRe: Nigeria Police Promote 243 Senior Officers by Tender1(m): 7:11am On Dec 08, 2017
When Nigerian police invite you to station to be award for whistle blowing...

LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie And Husband, Ivara Esege (Photos) by Tender1(m): 7:07am On Dec 08, 2017
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WebmastersRe: 15 Proven Ways To Drive Traffic To Your Blog by Tender1(m): 7:05am On Dec 08, 2017
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Car TalkRe: Check Out The 43 Years Evolution Of Volkswagen Golf From MK1 To MK7 by Tender1(m): 7:05am On Dec 08, 2017
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PropertiesRe: Ikorodu Houses Marked For Demolition By LASG; The Residents React by Tender1(m): 7:05am On Dec 08, 2017
When you see your crush passing by

CareerRe: Nigeria Police Promote 243 Senior Officers by Tender1(m): 7:04am On Dec 08, 2017
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CrimeRe: Police Arrests Two Hotel Staff For $17,000 Theft, 11 Others (pic) by Tender1(m): 10:14pm On Dec 07, 2017
Gbese

CrimeRe: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Tender1(m): 8:20am On Dec 06, 2017
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
IF I MEET YOU IN PERSON, I'LL PLOCK OUT YOUR THROAT.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya: "I Don't Know Shatta Wale, Is He A Shoemaker Or A Plumber" (Video) by Tender1(m): 10:48pm On Nov 25, 2017
huh cool
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Refused To Attend Banky W's Weddings, Hangs Out With Son (Photo) by Tender1(m): 10:22pm On Nov 25, 2017
Ungrateful people forget what they are not grateful for.
Making the ungrateful grateful will bring tears to your eyes, tears of blood bleeding from the heart. smiley
CrimeRe: Abubakar Tafewa University Student Commits Suicide, Corpse Hangs On Tree.Graphic by Tender1(m): 11:30pm On Nov 24, 2017
ALMOST DID SAME AT 100 LEVEL IN AAU EKPOMA... I'M A STUDENT OF ECONOMICS, ASK OF OSHOMA... REASON WAS I WAS FRUSTRATED WITH LOW CGPA, I'M A SITUATION OF WHICH I ORGANIZED TUTORIALS AND I WROTE WELL IN ALL EXAM... ONLY TO COME AND BE SEEING DDDDDCCCCC THE NEXT SESSION... IT TOOK DESTINY TO PERFECT EVERYTHING.... NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL ONE IS DEAD... R. I. P.... BEST WAY TO USELESS SOMEONE THAT'S DOING WELL IS TO GIVE THE THE WORST UNEXPECTED RESULTS TO ALL HIS GOOD WORKS... FAIL AND KILL HIS ZEAL.... EKPOMA MARKING METHOD BAD I MEAN VERY BAD, LECTURER NO GET TIME TO EVEN READ AM... SAVE THE LIFE OF OUR YOUTH
RomanceRe: 13 Attitudes To Get Rid Of For A Healthy And Happy Love Relationship by Tender1(m):
IN SUMMARY, HOW SWEET YOUR PARTNER IS ON BED DETERMINES YOUR PATIENCE IN THE RELATIONSHIP... SOME GIRLS ARE JUST LIKE DOM BABY, THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MOVE ON BED, THEY'LL JUST BE LOOKING LIKE CAT... YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE RIDING AND YOU START HEARING NOISE FROM THE DEEP... LIKE BABY, PLEASE PUT IT IN GENTLY, IT'S PAINFUL, LIKE AWWW BABY FASTER, BABY YOU'RE SWEET RUBBING YOUR BACK AND SUCKING YOUR NIPPLE, GUY LET'S END IT HERE... SMALL DICQ WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS I MEAN NEVER... IF YOU'VE A SMALL DICQ GUESS YOU'RE PAINED... tongue ANYWAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO PULL HER PANTIES ALL THE TIME, JUST SHIFT IT LEFT OR RIGHT AND RIDE GENTLY... CHOII THANK ME LATER... wink NA FUCQ GET LOVE BYE

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo ‘Outpaces’ Participants At Health Walk (Photo) by Tender1(m): 11:04pm On Nov 24, 2017
NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH, IF I FRY STONES WILL YOU EAT? I LOST THE LAST FUCQ cry

CareerRe: How You Are Killing Your Own Career by Tender1(m): 2:21pm On Nov 20, 2017
me before reading this and now after reading.. sad

Christianity EtcRe: Why Would God Create The Devil? by Tender1(op): 8:02am On Nov 19, 2017
orisa37:
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You mean you don't have more than sufficient reasons in God sending Satan, one of His Spirit Sons to Job, who was also one His physically created good Sons?

Beware of dented education. Don't allow this Recession to finish you. God knows it is Devil planning to force you to vote APC come 2019!!!
Voting apc is like a suicide mission, especially now their purpose is known. When the purpose of a thing isn't known abuse is inevitable, so god's purpose for creating Satan is to torment us his children he claimed he love?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would God Create The Devil? by Tender1(op): 12:47am On Nov 19, 2017
Zenithpeak:
Couldn't understand your Vitupirations @bold
Wait for Lala to correct this to you. huh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would God Create The Devil? by Tender1(op): 9:40pm On Nov 18, 2017
Zenithpeak:
Did you read my comment at all?

Have you ever read Ezekiel 28:15?

Lucifer became Satan (devil) as a result of his own free will.
Hello Bro, why are you referring me to the Bible? Have you written a project before? What was known and what's now known stand as one, but I've needs to be current.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Would God Create The Devil? by Tender1(op): 9:35pm On Nov 18, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
when you create a good superhero, you'll need a good supervillain to go alongside it and help the superhero idea make sense

that's reason the people that created Batman also created Ra’s Al Ghul

Same reason the people that created Thor created Loki

Same reason the creators of Spiderman created doctor octopus

same reason creators of Superman created Lex Luthor

the creators of Abrahamic god created the devil so that god can make sense
Bro you're thinking well. I'm wondering what's wrong with people who go to church.

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