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I know the truth now. You've figured out I'm falling in love with you and you're trying to make me stop by hurting me this way. Well it won't work.
One way or another, I'm going to make you care about me. Yes, I am, unless your cold attitude kills me first.
It's only fair, Connor. If I'm going to be miserable, by God, so are you.
I am not a common wencher and I will not be treated like one. I honestly need a good girlfriend, no matter how I tried for my X she's married now.

Remain small she for open her legs finish.

Haha can stop laughing

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There's a hole inside my ear.

What's that you say?
You say today is .............. Saturday?

G'bye, I'm going out to play!

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

The planet is fine. The people are FU-CKED

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IF ACTUALLY ANY OF THEM CAN TEACH WITHOUT EXPECTING TO FAIL STUDENTS.

Explaining why the Naira crashed at the forex market, Mr Okorafor said, “There was a decline in forex inflow, putting pressure on reserves and the exchange rate of the Naira.”

HONESTLY SPEAKING, THIS MAN DOESN'T HAVE THE SKILLS TO APPLY AS AN ECONOMIST.

After reconciliation, Zenith Bank has been found to be indebted to the sum of Two Hundred and Thirteen Million Nine Hundred and Fifty Seven Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Eight Naira Ninety Four Kobo (213,957,338.94) only.

THE ONLY THING THAT ALWAYS BAFFLES ME IS AFTER SUCH AN AMOUNT IS MENTIONED, THEY'LL ATTACHED THE WORD only TO MAKE IT SOUNDS SMALL.

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OMG must you know all my secret to success?
Must a God exist for you to do what is right?
Op. .

So she dressed best in the whole nation today? I think dressing freak Lagosians so much, come to edo state. Lemme keep quiet teeth day pain me.

Person go day die day go for Lagos, the idiot Yoruba people will just be scared to save a life, they'll start dressing backward. Fearful set of people.. Good night

delishpot:
I wonder why Mary's vagina is of so much importance to people. Why argue for or against her vigina's history? If God did not want her to use it, he wouldn't have created it.

You know, people think out of an innertube. Why? Because it would be more logical to think that Mary had other children besides Jesus. Why? Back in that time, it was so important to reprocreate. God encouraged people to have children. It was shameful not to have children. So, how do people think God would not reward Mary and Joseph for doing such an important task as to bring forth and raise the Son of God. God knowing he will be crucified one day. Don't you think he would make sure they had airs? Why would he make them just raise one child, watch him be mutilated and hung on a cross, and leave them with nothing. No one knows what happened to Joseph, but we all know Mary lived through it all. Given the fact Joseph wasn't at the foot of the cross when Jesus died, tells me Joseph was probably dead. I doubt he would have not been there if he were alive. There is no biblical evidence he was ever in another marriage. He was a descendent of David and lived by strict Jewish Law. If Mary was still alive, and she was, he would have not been in another Marriage. You couldn't just have a divorce, there were strict guidelines for that. People just didn't divorce on a whim like they do today. I think too many People like to twist the scriptures to convince people of their point of view, when the bible is VERY clear on MOST things. My favorite dunce theory mentioned in this article was the idea is that after the virgin birth of Jesus, Mary remained a virgin throughout her life. Who are they kidding? She had a husband. That would have been dishonoring her God given husband. I don't know who comes up with this stuff, but all I can say is WOW!

Why is it so wrong to admitt mary had sex in the biblical context? Man in hisperfect state was told to multiply. The more children a woman had back then showed how blessed and favored she was. Jesus created family, brothers, sisters. Its only the dogma doctrine of man that mary was forever virgin and from there cocreater/redeemer..... really??
Where is the scripture for that?

In the first few centuries of Christianity it was held by many that Mary had children after Christ.By the 3rd century a acetical theme struck christianity & a abhoring belief that sex in marriage was unworthy if not sinful prevailed,this is where the nonsense of a perpetual virginity started(unheard of in jews like Mary or Joseph, the jewish tradition held sex in marriage as good. The new testament was written in greek & it clearly distinguishes between cousin & brother.

I heard Mary Had other children with Joseph, I wanna know their names?

I don't find myself loving any girl anymore after what my ex did to me, I only feel better talking about it. I do really love her. What should I do. Please. No matter how hard I try to forget her, I can't. It's 2 years now, she was the first girl I disvirgin, Though I've tried my best to move on, still yet I don't find myself loving any girl, maybe because I'm scared??

bolinjkezzy:
Its very simple....think of ha like she never exist n gbam u are good to go

I've done that, but once in a while, her thought hit my head, hey dad use to call me complaining that he's not heard from his daughter not knowing that we're no longer dating

luminouz:
Sharing is caring bro!!! Please tell me more!!!!!!

Bro I love this girl so much to an extent she introduced me to her parents and friends, but immediately she got admitted into school less than a month, she change, she started double dating, this is a girl that I disvirgin, that use to love and cry for our love to grow like I use to. Dunno what to do. After her, I've not find any girl that I really love, lemme say I find it hard to love any girl.

I don't find myself loving any girl anymore after what my ex did to me, I only feel better talking about it. I do really love her. What should I do. Please. No matter how hard I try to forget her, I can't. It's 2 years now, she was the first girl I disvirgin, Though I've tried my best to move on, still yet I don't find myself loving any girl, maybe because I'm scared??

I'm thinking about this. No bleeps found to be given I'm sorry

7. Walt Disney.

Walt Disney was an entrepreneur and still is an entertainment icon globally. He was known largely as a famous cartoonist, animator, film director and voice actor. There has been much speculation to where Disney stood concerning Satanism and Occultism but a brief look into the past can lay hold to many clues. Firstly, Disney had a longstanding relationship with author of the Satanic Bible and head of the Church of Satan, Anton LaVey. Likewise, LaVey considered him highly, to such an extent that he would openly state that the followers of Satan should consider Walt Disney as one of their “guides”



Thanks I'm done. @tenderoshoma

6. StarBucks.

An international symbol for “hipster”, Starbucks is a household name when it comes to coffeehouse chains. Founded in America in 1971, the trademark has acquired over $16.4 billion US in revenue over the last four and a half decades which might explain it’s ranking as number one in its industry and sits 5th place on the “Top 10 Worlds Most Admired Companies.

5. Versace.

Versace is an Italian Consumer Label that was instituted in 1978 by Gianni Versace
[1]. Having been flaunted on several TV and on-screen films, the company has been sourced internationally for almost three decades. It’s no surprise that a syndicate of such integrity would not fail to dress the rich and famous such as Jennifer Lopez at the Grammy Awards in 2000.

From dresses to fragrances to handbags to purses; Versace prides itself in quality products over quantity – stocking only a limited selection of an item at a time in its stores around the world to pervade opulence.

The logo of Versace would be familiar to those from the 2nd century where Greek Mythologists illustrated a monster called Medusa
[2]. With such a hideous face, sources say that if anyone were to look at her they would turn to stone.
Obviously demonic, the logo is depicting a forbidding and unsightly character that is closer related to a demon than it is a women.

My personal experience with Versace confirms the power of its logo. After suffering nightly attacks for many years I thought it necessary to seek the Lord. Immediately the word of the Lord came to me to remove Versace fragrances from my room; after much deliberation (they don’t come cheap) I threw it out and low and behold my nightly attacks left and to this day are still absent.

4. Monster Energy.

It’s been 13 years since Monster hit shelves worldwide as a favourite beverage amongst teens and young adults. Targeting extreme sport enthusiasts, the company has caused much controversy about their brand, attempting to sue other companies if they use the word Monster or the letter M in their logo; Monster would later drop lawsuits to avoid negative publicity [1].

Another dispute that is surprisingly stated on their Wikipedia article is the observed use of the letter vav which is 6 in Hebrew. Meaning their logo as an “M” is really three vav’s to represent 666. Mclean Designs, a “strategic branding firm” who created the logo states the “M” represents claw marks that would be left after a “Monster” attacks the can.

This would be somewhat accurate if it wasn’t for the company’s diabolical slogan “Unleash the Beast”.