₦airaland Forum

DonVikings:
You mean chukwu alibo Balotelli?

I mean the gods we will appease to give common sense to unfortunate ones like you.

If your reason for creating this thread is because of his comment then you're guilty of his accusations.

Not just people, even the gods dislike him

DickDastardLION:
If money and other material things is prohibited or banned in the Church today, only 0.00005% will remain as MEN OF GOD.
Smart crooks are everywhere nowadays ripping off people. lts not as if i'm bothered but it has to be said.

Oya argue!!

Hasty and wrong generalization. The Jehovah Witness and many churches will stay

People in affected areas should please find somewhere else to stay for the meantime.

48noble:
another kpekus is behind this...Young girl kpekus suspected

Keep quiet

gentlegenius:
My dear you are wrong. Tell me about anyone in the Bible that gain God favour through fasting.
But here are 3 people in the Bible that gained God's favour without fasting...
Mary (Luke 1:30).
Joseph (Acts 7:9-10)
David (Acts 7:45-46).

What are you saying??


Jesus started his mission with Fasting.

Luke 4:2-4

2 where for forty days he was tempted by the devil. He ate nothing during those days, and at the end of them he was hungry. 3 The devil said to him, “If you are the Son of God, tell this stone to become bread.” 4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread

Then he taught us to fast.

Matthew 6:16-18
16 “When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show others they are fasting. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 17 But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, 18 so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Esther and the people of Israel fasted and she was rewarded.

Esther 4:16

16 “Go, gather together all the Jews who are in Susa, and fast for me. Do not eat or drink for three days, night or day. I and my attendants will fast as you do. When this is done, I will go to the king, even though it is against the law. And if I perish, I perish.”

Now talking about Mary and Joseph.
You can't say that didn't fast because their activities prior to the coming of Jesus weren't recorded but fasting is a common practice in the religion that they were devoted to so it is safe to assume that they fasted.

Now here's one about David

2 Samuel 12:16 David therefore besought God for the child; and David fasted, and went in, and lay all night upon the earth.

Because Esther fasted and prayed, the law was changed on her behalf and favour was unloaded upon her.

She used the weapon of fasting to turn the tables against her enemies.

Adaowerri111:
And he's still alive, if na Igbo man for Kano he could have been beheaded by now, Enugu tufiakwa

Igbos are not barbarians nor bloodthirsty like the folks up north

sarrki:
All ipobs online supporters will be charged soon

Awwww. I am scared

sarrki:
The Army name their operation in SE as 'Operation Python Dance'. But on realising that most of Kanu's zombies might not understand english, they call it, 'Operation Egwu Eke'. �

Your English is equally horrible.




Nairaland's residential zombie

Just seven days?

The gods are not happy with Chamberlain

Double wahala for dead body

girl4rmspace:
Hi guys.

I know it's a very unusual question especially for a lady but you can't help what you love right?

Ok I've always been interested in martial arts since I was a kid. I grew up on the Chinese kung fu movies and since then, one of my fantasies has always been learning martial arts.

So does anyone know where I could actually go to get trained in martial arts right here in Nigeria besides going to China ? Lol

You should tell us your location first

Nonsense

Busolami2015:
lol , based on the analysis on this video .
It will work .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mYtatHjzw

I pray it works

Emzyme:
Nothing ooo ladt i know off
Wtched film with it
Was still on
Keept it and slept off


Woke up to seeing it showing xos stuff
Since then it has not on again

Take it to calcare. It is still under warranty

What you will see when you launch the app to make a report.



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Agent 7. Drop your message, I will reply when I charge.

Emzyme:
D phone just went off, charged it Doesnt want to come on again Its just 29 days old ooo In my hand

What happened to it?

kimbraa:
3 seems too small a figure for a sexually active guy. Perhaps, you must be very young and not too into women. That's nice if it's the truth.

Kimbraa, what do you mean by 3 being too small for sexually active guy?


Are you not aware that there are volcanoes that are active but have not erupted in the past 9,999 years?
Being sexually active and whoring around ain't the same thing.

MalcoImX:
If GEJ had gone, maybe, BH wouldn't have seized Nigeria's territory from him - the mess which was left for GMB to clear.

An attack on bokoharam is an attack on the north - Your President

I like the people he addressed.

Zone B APC

Person go just sidon for his house jejely and bad luck go still trace am go there.

You guys are incompatible and shouldn't have dated in the first place at all.



Here's my advice, for you personally.



Stop fvcking without protection when you know that you're not buoyant financially.

You should have at least three Sims from different networks to enjoy better network in Nigeria.

A girl or something of that nature??

2017 Mana

I prefer snake meat to any type of fish and dog meat to a round of sex.

kennygee:
So if they receive him like that, who will receive me?
Aren't we all a royal priesthood?

You're a royal nun not priest




So nah Jealousy dey worry you?
Come my house nah, I will lay down on the floor for you to walk on. Lwkmd

kennygee:
Do they give God this much reception to welcome His presence?

Somethings are just unnecessary.

Can you prove that they don't?


If truly he's a man of God then he's Christ's ambassador and it is written that the fulness of God is pleased to dwell in Christ so yes they're welcoming Christ and God indirectly



Matthew 10:40 He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.

kennygee:
How does this welcome reception improve the spiritual life of these sisters?

Is the Word going to have less impact if the pastor just walks in and delivers his message?

There is nothing wrong in what they did.

Are you a Christian? If yes, does everything you do improve your spiritual life?

It is a way to appreciate his presence nothing else, churches do it.
Organizations do it and we do it in weddings and even in sports. The world will not end if couples just go to a priest, we'd and go home without reception and others.

Moreover, the world will become boring as f if the only things we do are things that improve our spiritual life

Something similar happened during Jesus time, they spread leaves for his donkey to walk on and I can tell you categorically that it didn't improve their spiritual life.
They were glad to have him in their midst and what they did was their own way of letting him know that he's well welcomed.

I don't know you personally but I am very sure that you as a person do many "vain things" that do not improve your spiritual life.


I can tell you some if asked.