₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,107 members, 8,429,385 topics. Date: Thursday, 18 June 2026 at 07:34 PM

Toggle theme

Tenkvlog's Posts

Nairaland ForumTenkvlog's ProfileTenkvlog's Posts

1 (of 1 pages)

Nairaland GeneralMemecoins Are Here To Stay by Tenkvlog(op): 2:49am On Feb 06, 2025
Search.. Dev_10k on tg

InvestmentUnderstanding Memecoin Trading by Tenkvlog(op): 1:02pm On Jan 29, 2025
Meme coin trading is a zero-sum game, where one person's gain is directly offset by another person's loss. This means that every profit made by an individual is equivalent to a corresponding loss incurred by others. For instance, if an investor makes a $100,000 profit, it implies that someone else has incurred a $100,000 loss.

To have an edge in the market you need to align yourself with a strong community
Join
Dev_10k
On TG........
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Court Dismisses Car Theft Charge Against Singer & His Brothers by Tenkvlog(m): 2:58pm On Jan 14, 2020
Marlian judge
SportsRe: Coach Slaps Franchon Crews Dezurn, Removed Her Wig To Motivate Her During Fight by Tenkvlog(m): 2:52pm On Jan 14, 2020
Lets go champ!!
Christianity EtcRe: Reverend Sister Leads Students Dance Group On Kiss Daniel's Music by Tenkvlog(m): 2:48pm On Jan 14, 2020
Feels like indian where everybody knows the dance
EducationRe: My Marlians Cult Daughter Doesn't Wear Pant To School - Mother Cries Out by Tenkvlog(m): 12:32am On Jan 13, 2020
Madam when you are growin up u listened to Bob marley, now she's growin up she's listenin to naira marley
las las we are all marlians
TravelRe: Lady Recreates Photo She Took Abroad In Nigeria by Tenkvlog(m): 9:09am On Nov 14, 2019
the pix she took in london is fake and edited.
Cars in the background are waitin patiently with their flash light on
imagine
TV/MoviesNaira Marley- Soapy Lyrics Translate by Tenkvlog(op): 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2019
He goes traditional
The witch-doctor is a fraud
Everybody is a thief
He who gets caught is the real thief
(thief, thief, thief)
(gets caught is the real thief)

He goes traditional
The witch-doctor is a fraud
Everybody is a thief
He who gets caught is the real thief
He wants to harm me
I don't have charms, I have the Quran
And I do my prayers
As I do my prayers
Allah accepts my prayers
We've gone and we're back

The lucky one goes home
He who goes come back
When I came back
I was crowned (I was crowned)
Long live the crown
Long live the shoe (Long live the shoe)
My enemies should get their legs broken
Inside life
He has seen 5 Alive
Inside life
He has seen Deeper Life
Inside life
Some are suffering
Some are enjoying life
(Inside life) Inside life
Some are cursing
Some are eating beans
Dance 'soapy', 'soapy'
Kirikiri is dancing 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy', 'soapy'
Ikoyi prison is dancing 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy'
In EFCC cell they dance 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy'
If you don't have a wife at home, dance 'soapy'
(Soapy!) soapy, soapy
This brother is dancing 'soapy'
Soapy (Soapy)

Are you also soapy?
Soapy (Soapy)
A single father is dancing 'soapy'
Soapy, don't use OMO when you go soapy
Do you recognise money?
You said you don't recognise Naira?
It's heavy

Just convert it to Naira
The dog wants to waylay the tiger
A small tiger isn't the dog's mate
They are just fumbling, don't tremble
They don't want problems also
I just wanna make Mama proud (I just wanna make Mama proud)
They want to make Mama cry
Mama you gonna cry no more
Even if you'll cry, it'll be tears of joy
When I dance, rejoice with me
I will be joyful (I will be joyful)
Inside life, Inside life

Do a one course, it's my life (Leave there)
Inside life
He has seen 5 Alive
Inside life
He has seen Deeper Life
Inside life
Some are suffering
Some are enjoying life
(Inside life) Inside life
Some are cursing
Some are eating beans
Dance 'soapy', 'soapy'
Kirikiri is dancing 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy', 'soapy'
Ikoyi prison is dancing 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy'
In EFCC cell they dance 'soapy'
Dance 'soapy'

If you don't have a wife at home, dance 'soapy'
(Soapy!) soapy, soapy
This brother is dancing 'soapy'
Soapy (Soapy)
Are you also soapy?
Soapy (Soapy)
A single father is dancing 'soapy'
Soapy, don't use OMO when you go soapy
(Soapy!
CrimeRe: 2 Thieves Burnt To Death In Delta State By Mob (Graphic Photos) by Tenkvlog(m): 2:13pm On Sep 30, 2019
what are the mob inhaling?
CrimePort Harcourt Serial Killer Suspect, Gracious David West by Tenkvlog(op): 8:51pm On Sep 19, 2019
The serial killer suspect in Port Harcourt, Gracious David-West who was recently arrested in Bori, Rivers State is now reportedly making confession

RomanceRe: Nigerian, Adeniyi Sonoiki Weds His Oyinbo Wife (Photos) by Tenkvlog(m): 8:10am On Sep 15, 2019
princfred:
Paracetamol for another man headache.
am just sayin
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Shared A Tricycle Marlian He Saw In Ibadan. PHOTOS by Tenkvlog(m): 4:23pm On Sep 14, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
The only song he sang that makes sense a little is A goal ft olamide, if his song is 1mb, i will never use my sub to download it, its a waste of mb, bad lyrics, too local, poor beat, songs you cant even play in the presence of kids, i have come to realized only local people, touts, agbero listen to his songs, he should thank Efcc for making him famous, he should learn from zlatan, no naija top artist will feature him like they are featuring zlatan.
he is still rich at the end of the day
Jokes EtcNigeria Problem Started With Confusion In Speaking English by Tenkvlog(op): 9:08am On Sep 14, 2019
British : Extreme

American : End

Nigeria : Extreme end

British : knicker

American : short

Nigeria : short knicker

British : salon

American : barbershop

Nigeria : barbing salon

British : bend

American : corner

Nigeria : bending corner

British : so

American : therefore

Nigeria : so therefore

British : henceforth

American : from now on

Nigeria : from now henceforth

British : still

American : yet

Nigeria : still yet

British : reverse

American : turn back

Nigeria : reverse back

British : should

American : incase

Nigeria : should incase

British : tell me the reason

American : tell me why

Nigeria : tell me the reason why

British : return

American : backward

Nigeria : return backward

British : ten pounds each

American : ten dollars each

Nigeria : ten ten naira each
RomanceRe: Nigerian, Adeniyi Sonoiki Weds His Oyinbo Wife (Photos) by Tenkvlog(m): 8:40am On Sep 14, 2019
this woman old ni
Nairaland GeneralHow Xenophobia Started by Tenkvlog(op): 3:08pm On Sep 09, 2019
A south African, a Ghananian and a Nigerian were caught red handed drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia, where consumption of Alcohol is strictly prohibited. The three of them were dragged in front of the Sultan, who said: “You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibition, I will be lenient. .. Each of you will have a wish before getting the punishment. You start, Ghanaian” Ghanaian: “I wish that you tie a pillow to my back, before you flog me.” His wish was fulfilled, but the flogging was so strong that the pillow tore into pieces after 25 lashes. The South African, upon seeing what had happened to the Ghanaian wished for two pillows on his back but still, the pillows got torn early. Now the Sultan turns to the Nigerian, And said: “Now, Nigerian, since I am a big football fan and you play such beautiful football, I will be specially lenient with you. You have two wishes, but choose well.” Then The Nigerian man said: “First of all I want 100 lashes”. The Ghanaian and the South African look at themselves flabbergasted. The Sultan replies: “I do not understand it, but we will grant you the double number of lashes! And your second wish?” Nigerian: “Tie the South African on my back”
....this is how the xenophobia started.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: See How Nigerians Voted For Their Favorite Housemates (photos) by Tenkvlog(m): 6:33am On Sep 09, 2019
frodd and tasha really need this money
especially frodd
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Twerks For Don Jazzy On BBNaija, He Comments About Her Pants by Tenkvlog(m): 6:28am On Sep 09, 2019
which one again be "yash divider"
CrimeRe: Oyibogare Esharenena Williams Of EFCC Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Edo by Tenkvlog(m): 11:57am On Sep 07, 2019
blizard44:
There is a scream inside
We all try to hide
We hold on so tight ,
We cannot deny
It eats us alive
Oh, it eats us alive

There is a scream inside
We all trynna hide:
I don't wanna die , I don't wanna die eee...

Bird Set Free comes to mind when I see stuffs like this.
People are fighting a lot of demons.
Rich people. Poor people. Jobless people. Gainfully employed. Every people.

We should all try to reach out to others once in a while.
just like the 'stop suicide' i posted
Nairaland GeneralGirl forever gone -Stop Suicide! by Tenkvlog(op):
© Angie

Girl Forever Gone

Published: August 2008
familyfriendlypoems

If you can relate to this
drop your story below.

If we are to be honest to ourselves, at one point the thought has crossed our mind but we still strive to survive.

Someone said

"Sometimes the only way to stop hurting is to stop
breathing."

GIRL FOREVER GONE

Her face is puffy and red, while painful
tears stream down her sad face.

She cries out loudly, hoping someone
will hear her silent screams.

So many voices going through her
head,
telling her how better she would feel if
she were dead.

She places her shaking hands over her
ears, trying not to listen.
She yells out once again for help, yet
no one comes to her rescue.

She then remains sitting there on her
cold bathroom floor, while the clock
ticks by.

Her body begins to shake
uncontrollably, unable to stop it all.
Starting to realize that no one cares,

feeling so alone and helpless.
She finally comes to the decision that
there is only one thing left to do.

She brings her shaking hands
together, closes her eyes and prays.

She speaks to God one last time and
tells him this:

"Lord, I'm so tired and the pain inside
doesn't want to go away.
I can no longer shed anymore tears,

for my eyes hurt me really bad.
The voices in my head don't want to
go away.

My heart aches so bad that it's become
too unbearable for me.

No one loves me, no one cares, no one
wants me, and no one can help me now.

I tried being the good girl everyone
wanted, but it wasn't good enough.

All I wanted was for someone to love
me God.
Was I asking too much?

I'm so sorry God but I have to end my
suffering the only way I know how.

Please forgive me God for what I'm
about to do."

She opens her eyes for the last time,
and quickly grabs for the razor blade.

She forces the sharp blade against her
wrist.

She starts slitting her veins, deeper
and deeper into her flesh.

The dark blood pours out more and
more onto the floor all over.

Feeling weaker and weaker, becoming
more and more unconscious by the
seconds,
the blade drops from her hand onto
that cold floor, her final resting place.

Her cold body now collapses to the
floor and she slowly begins to feel the
pain fade away along with her soul,
finally falling into an endless sleep.

She lays there dead, yet free of pain.

It is now quiet, no screams, no tears,
no suffering, just utter silence.
RomanceRe: How To Know If Your Lover Is Selfish In Bed by Tenkvlog(m): 11:18am On Sep 07, 2019
I thought it was how to knw if your lover z hidin fish under the bed grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Demon Of Darkness by Tenkvlog(op): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2019
Then she stopped and thought I'll fight them one more night

what ever it is that you're facing
just know there's one more time to fight
Nairaland GeneralDemon Of Darkness by Tenkvlog(op):
Demons Of Darkness

Published: September 2015
© Olivia B

familyfriendlypoems

***

She stood on the bridge
In silence and fear

For the demons of darkness
Had driven her here

They cut her heart
Right out of her chest

Making her believe
That the demons knew best

They were always there
Sometimes just out of sight

Waiting in the background
Till the time was right

These demons were destructive
Knocking down the life she knew

Hating everything about her
She hated herself too

These demons can't be seen
But they're far from fairy tales

They live inside your mind
Their evilness prevails

So on the bridge she stood
About to end the fight

Then she stopped and thought
I'll fight them one more night
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Can You Answer This Question? by Tenkvlog(op): 8:28am On Sep 07, 2019
Olorunnim:
You're fucking crazy smiley
z funny how they didn't change the f word to bleep
Nairaland GeneralNairalanders Can You Answer This Question? by Tenkvlog(op): 12:00pm On Sep 06, 2019
one out of every three

Jokes EtcThis Is Why Kids Are Born Without Teeth by Tenkvlog(op): 11:28am On Sep 06, 2019
Yep! Nairians !!

we all know animal babies are born with teeth and all that, but Most people ask why human babies are born without teeth?

God checked it through and here's why

1 (of 1 pages)