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Marlian judge |
Lets go champ!! |
Feels like indian where everybody knows the dance |
Madam when you are growin up u listened to Bob marley, now she's growin up she's listenin to naira marley las las we are all marlians |
the pix she took in london is fake and edited. Cars in the background are waitin patiently with their flash light on imagine |
He goes traditional The witch-doctor is a fraud Everybody is a thief He who gets caught is the real thief (thief, thief, thief) (gets caught is the real thief) He goes traditional The witch-doctor is a fraud Everybody is a thief He who gets caught is the real thief He wants to harm me I don't have charms, I have the Quran And I do my prayers As I do my prayers Allah accepts my prayers We've gone and we're back The lucky one goes home He who goes come back When I came back I was crowned (I was crowned) Long live the crown Long live the shoe (Long live the shoe) My enemies should get their legs broken Inside life He has seen 5 Alive Inside life He has seen Deeper Life Inside life Some are suffering Some are enjoying life (Inside life) Inside life Some are cursing Some are eating beans Dance 'soapy', 'soapy' Kirikiri is dancing 'soapy' Dance 'soapy', 'soapy' Ikoyi prison is dancing 'soapy' Dance 'soapy' In EFCC cell they dance 'soapy' Dance 'soapy' If you don't have a wife at home, dance 'soapy' (Soapy!) soapy, soapy This brother is dancing 'soapy' Soapy (Soapy) Are you also soapy? Soapy (Soapy) A single father is dancing 'soapy' Soapy, don't use OMO when you go soapy Do you recognise money? You said you don't recognise Naira? It's heavy Just convert it to Naira The dog wants to waylay the tiger A small tiger isn't the dog's mate They are just fumbling, don't tremble They don't want problems also I just wanna make Mama proud (I just wanna make Mama proud) They want to make Mama cry Mama you gonna cry no more Even if you'll cry, it'll be tears of joy When I dance, rejoice with me I will be joyful (I will be joyful) Inside life, Inside life Do a one course, it's my life (Leave there) Inside life He has seen 5 Alive Inside life He has seen Deeper Life Inside life Some are suffering Some are enjoying life (Inside life) Inside life Some are cursing Some are eating beans Dance 'soapy', 'soapy' Kirikiri is dancing 'soapy' Dance 'soapy', 'soapy' Ikoyi prison is dancing 'soapy' Dance 'soapy' In EFCC cell they dance 'soapy' Dance 'soapy' If you don't have a wife at home, dance 'soapy' (Soapy!) soapy, soapy This brother is dancing 'soapy' Soapy (Soapy) Are you also soapy? Soapy (Soapy) A single father is dancing 'soapy' Soapy, don't use OMO when you go soapy (Soapy! |
what are the mob inhaling? |
The serial killer suspect in Port Harcourt, Gracious David-West who was recently arrested in Bori, Rivers State is now reportedly making confession
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princfred:am just sayin |
Zombiekiller010:he is still rich at the end of the day |
British : Extreme American : End Nigeria : Extreme end British : knicker American : short Nigeria : short knicker British : salon American : barbershop Nigeria : barbing salon British : bend American : corner Nigeria : bending corner British : so American : therefore Nigeria : so therefore British : henceforth American : from now on Nigeria : from now henceforth British : still American : yet Nigeria : still yet British : reverse American : turn back Nigeria : reverse back British : should American : incase Nigeria : should incase British : tell me the reason American : tell me why Nigeria : tell me the reason why British : return American : backward Nigeria : return backward British : ten pounds each American : ten dollars each Nigeria : ten ten naira each |
this woman old ni |
A south African, a Ghananian and a Nigerian were caught red
handed drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia, where consumption of
Alcohol is strictly prohibited.
The three of them were dragged in front of the Sultan, who said:
“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However,
since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibition, I
will be lenient. ..
Each of you will have a wish before getting the punishment.
You start, Ghanaian”
Ghanaian: “I wish that you tie a pillow to my back, before you flog
me.” His wish was fulfilled, but the flogging was so strong that the
pillow tore into pieces after 25 lashes.
The South African, upon seeing what had happened to the
Ghanaian wished for two pillows on his back but still, the pillows
got torn early.
Now the Sultan turns to the Nigerian, And said:
“Now, Nigerian, since I am a big football fan and you play such
beautiful football, I will be specially lenient with you. You have two
wishes, but choose well.”
Then The Nigerian man said: “First of all I want 100 lashes”.
The Ghanaian and the South African look at themselves
flabbergasted.
The Sultan replies: “I do not understand it, but we will grant you
the double number of lashes! And your second wish?”
Nigerian: “Tie the South African on my back” ....this is how the xenophobia started. |
frodd and tasha really need this money especially frodd |
which one again be "yash divider" |
blizard44:just like the 'stop suicide' i posted |
© Angie Girl Forever Gone Published: August 2008 familyfriendlypoems If you can relate to this drop your story below. If we are to be honest to ourselves, at one point the thought has crossed our mind but we still strive to survive. Someone said "Sometimes the only way to stop hurting is to stop breathing." GIRL FOREVER GONE Her face is puffy and red, while painful tears stream down her sad face. She cries out loudly, hoping someone will hear her silent screams. So many voices going through her head, telling her how better she would feel if she were dead. She places her shaking hands over her ears, trying not to listen. She yells out once again for help, yet no one comes to her rescue. She then remains sitting there on her cold bathroom floor, while the clock ticks by. Her body begins to shake uncontrollably, unable to stop it all. Starting to realize that no one cares, feeling so alone and helpless. She finally comes to the decision that there is only one thing left to do. She brings her shaking hands together, closes her eyes and prays. She speaks to God one last time and tells him this: "Lord, I'm so tired and the pain inside doesn't want to go away. I can no longer shed anymore tears, for my eyes hurt me really bad. The voices in my head don't want to go away. My heart aches so bad that it's become too unbearable for me. No one loves me, no one cares, no one wants me, and no one can help me now. I tried being the good girl everyone wanted, but it wasn't good enough. All I wanted was for someone to love me God. Was I asking too much? I'm so sorry God but I have to end my suffering the only way I know how. Please forgive me God for what I'm about to do." She opens her eyes for the last time, and quickly grabs for the razor blade. She forces the sharp blade against her wrist. She starts slitting her veins, deeper and deeper into her flesh. The dark blood pours out more and more onto the floor all over. Feeling weaker and weaker, becoming more and more unconscious by the seconds, the blade drops from her hand onto that cold floor, her final resting place. Her cold body now collapses to the floor and she slowly begins to feel the pain fade away along with her soul, finally falling into an endless sleep. She lays there dead, yet free of pain. It is now quiet, no screams, no tears, no suffering, just utter silence. |
I thought it was
how to knw if your lover z hidin fish under the bed ![]() |
Then she stopped and thought
I'll fight them one more night what ever it is that you're facing just know there's one more time to fight |
Demons Of Darkness Published: September 2015 © Olivia B familyfriendlypoems *** She stood on the bridge In silence and fear For the demons of darkness Had driven her here They cut her heart Right out of her chest Making her believe That the demons knew best They were always there Sometimes just out of sight Waiting in the background Till the time was right These demons were destructive Knocking down the life she knew Hating everything about her She hated herself too These demons can't be seen But they're far from fairy tales They live inside your mind Their evilness prevails So on the bridge she stood About to end the fight Then she stopped and thought I'll fight them one more night |
Olorunnim:z funny how they didn't change the f word to bleep |
one out of every three
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Yep! Nairians !! we all know animal babies are born with teeth and all that, but Most people ask why human babies are born without teeth? God checked it through and here's why
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