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Computers / Re: Is A Hp Probook 6560b A Good Buy For 90k by terrificjoe(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
Thank you all. I have been gifted a system |
Computers / Is A Hp Probook 6560b A Good Buy For 90k by terrificjoe(m): 11:52pm On Apr 20, 2022 |
Please will you advise i buy a London used probook for 90k does it worth it? |
Romance / Re: Corper Samuel by terrificjoe(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2021 |
Romance / Re: Corper Samuel by terrificjoe(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2021 |
Abiodun014: I know bros... Just enjoy the story if e sweet you. Most of the information on this content are not real except for a few |
Romance / Re: Corper Samuel by terrificjoe(m): 2:51pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
alfchye:I I just did thanks... Though it's not a true life story |
Romance / Re: Corper Samuel by terrificjoe(m): 2:43pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
Thanks for you observation. I will effect changes even though it's not a true life story |
Romance / Corper Samuel by terrificjoe(m): 1:38pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
July 10th 2002 at the federal university of technology Akure, was a special day in the life's of the mass communication final student..... It's their signing out and final day as a student in school.. Samuel popularly know as "Baby Face" was the most happiest of all the student signing out. Samuel is the brightest lad in the "class of 2002" graduating, aside from being intelligent and smart, Samuel is a tall, dark, beardless and heavily built young and handsome chap.... His Handsome looks has earned him so many unwanted recognitions and advances from different ladies, both young and old, male admirers are also not left out.... Aside from being smart Samuel was a player (A chronic womanizer) . He was one of the most popular lad in school because of his intelligence, social life and above all his handsome look . October 20th 2002 at FUTA, all the students gathered at the students affairs Block to check their posting... Baby what's up na? Where Dem post you go shola his course mate asked... Bros na Delta state Dem carry me go o. Oboooi! Delta girls go hear am for you hand, Sammy the baby face, Samuel shakabula, Samuel the destroyer, the original Yoruba demon shola hailed ....... You no go calm down now o Samuel said laughing. Where Dem even post you go Samuel ask not giving shola room for more hailing. Na yobe dis mumu people carry me go o shola answered, comfirmento na to go turn maitatsine instructor na em remain for you so as you kuku resemble them Samuel said amidst laughter. Na efulefu you be o, which kind mum maitatsine talk you dey follow me play with so shola countered. Chillers my brother I just dey whyne you before your body go they hot any how Samuel said... My friend pack well jor and they both laughed and bid them selves goodbye.... E go be na brother and may the devil that posted you to Yobe guide you Samuel said laughing as they departed. NYSC CAMP 2:49 pm 2nd November 2002 Delta state, Samuel and other corps member alighted from the jalopy bus they boarded from Asaba the state capital...... All of you come here one of the soldier among six other soldiers shouted, before they could respond to the call a female soldier shouted move it you bloody civilians abi una think say na play we come play for here. Otondo like una..... Without being told for the third time they all ran to where all the soldiers were standing... very good! Oya make all of una put una bag for head the first soldier commanded..... This one wey dey do fine boy so for fit survive for this camp so the female soldier said smiling at Samuel. Samuel in his mind said I go soon knack you. With the bag on their heads they were asked to do a frog jump to the gate where their loads and baggage will be searched. After the search, clearance and all, Samuel has been given his bed l, hostel and his NYSC khaki....... Samuel went to take his bath but before then he had a little chit chat with his new room mates namely Musa a religious guy from Kebbi, Matthew from Jos a northern that is more exposed than many from the southern part of the country.... Na me b Matthew AKA Matei because I dey "MAT" any thing wey dey on skirt as long as say something dey to something dey to hold, press and chuk whether fine or ugly. Matthew gave a short introduction of him self.. Na man wey get oil for head you b Samuel said. The other roommates are John from ABA, Obina from Anambra and Bukula from from Ekit.. After he took his bath and activated his fine boy mode, he and Matthew went out to the Mami market to get something to eat and probably get to meet one or two people" girls specifically".... On getting to the Mami the located a very clean canteen and decided to eat there...... After buying fried rice, plantain, chicken and a bottle water each. They decide to look for a nice corner to devour their meal and here is this perfectly made and pretty looking damsel with flesh I all the right places sitting before them. Inabong and hope are cousins from cross Rivers...... To be continue................. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by terrificjoe(m): 3:10pm On Jan 26, 2021 |
Please someone should pity me and help me with a past question and answer 1 Like |
Education / Re: See The Stadium Built By Covenant University (pics, Video) by terrificjoe(m): 1:56pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
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Sports / Re: Joshua, Fury To Earn $100 Million Each In Heavyweight Showdown by terrificjoe(m): 1:44pm On Jan 16, 2021 |
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NYSC / Re: COVID-19: NYSC Shifts Camp Reopening Date, Bans Religious Gatherings by terrificjoe(m): 3:49pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: Werey |
Business / Re: USSD: NCC Bars Telcos From Charging Customers by terrificjoe(m): 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
Slawormir: Bros u buy land for nairaland 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Church In Bayelsa, Kill Pregnant Woman, 3 Others by terrificjoe(m): 4:19pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
2020 how far?... God abeg na 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Also Collected Loan From China, Amaechi Replies PDP Chieftain by terrificjoe(m): 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2020 |
Super story... |
Politics / Re: Wardesk News Webminer On Southern Kaduna Killing (Photo) by terrificjoe(m): 12:54pm On Aug 05, 2020 |
The way this southern kaduna killing is going ehen, every body should just carry gun an protect themselves o... these useless government no send anybody o 2 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: Did You Have Sex With Erica? Bright Asks Kiddwaya by terrificjoe(m): 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
I'm just jejely waiting for the day brighto will cause trouble between ebuka and big brother 30 Likes |
Literature / The Day I Will Never Forget In A Hurry by terrificjoe(m): 10:35am On Nov 10, 2018 |
on that faithful day at school I was on my own jejely wen jerro my guy came in with a bottle of local herbal mixture and offered me to drink.... jerro watin b dis one na I asked.. he said ma guy dis na gbogbo nishe mixture o guy, dis mixture na rugged man power and e dey wash belle and cure spiritual n mental problem o................ guy ur head. dey there I hailed . make I run drink small slf base on say my belle don first dey do any how. I never knew that will be the beginning of my problem. few minutes later my tummy started making a loud rumbling sound and the next thing was a running stomach... if u see the kind of race I picked even usain bolt will bow for me... after battling in the toilet I met jerro and another of my guy laughing at me saying u mumu aswear ... na jerro dey give u nonsense drink and u collect ba, you never c any thing... see as em humble self jerro said... and true true the mental mixture humbled me die.. few minute later my guy 2go called me informing me of a fixed class... I no go fit go o I told him... 2go laughed and said e b like say u don forget who prof noface b abi dem don want touch ur file for village... taking about prof noface he is one of the baddest in school... he is someone DAT will drive his car to a place n forget it there... he is very wicked sometimes when he is close to a class he runs inside with the speed of light and lock the door just to share carry over... so I manage and went for the class with enough dry garri stocked in my pocket... but few minutes into the class the running stomach came knocking again and I dare not leave the class.... na so son of man Begin sweat for class base on say I dey try hold the shit from coming out... why is this weere(mad man) sweating like an Xmas goat in my class asked the prof...but I dare not talk or else the my name will b sorry and the poo I have been holding for long will joyfully come out and disgrace me and my class mate were already making fun of me.... the only option I had was to run out of the class, which I did with the speed of light. on getting to the school library the devil(poo) came knocking again.... this time I was standing. in the middle of the whole school sweating uncontrollable holding my breath with all my strength and muscle and my chest out also trying to suppress the poo that was trying to come out .... it will never be well with jerro I caused.. immediately I saw my crush joy coming out of the library with her friend.... God abeg no let her see me else I don die today I prayed in my mind but what I heard next was Joe are u OK... why are u like this. some student that had already gather in group were beginning to say dis guy don posses o.. some were saying em village people don reach page 12 for em file o before she could ask another question....her friend dragged and her said this guy looks possessed please let's go.. that alone made my matter worse because I started shaking moving my waist to different angle to avoid the poo... I heard some one from my back shouting I no talk am say dis boi don posses ... but not quite long after d little shaking, I was able to u suppress the poo... if you see the kind of run I raced to the toilet my people you will even usain bolt will.ask me to tutor him... na so God take deliver son of man o |
Health / Bladder infection...Please how can I manage it by terrificjoe(m): 9:25am On Oct 31, 2018 |
Pls doctors in d house hlp me out... I have been having severe n burning pain any tym I wnt to urinate n atimes even if I'm nt urinating. So I went for a culture test which result was. Semen: E.coli... mlcls, microscopy RBC 1-2, pus cell 3-4 Urine: streptococcus pyogenes... Microscopy RBC 2-3, pus cell 5-6. I also did a scanning n d result is DAT my bladder is of normal size but wit increased wall thickness 7.9mm(normal 4mm). N DAT d urine shows internal echoes... I have been on medication for more dan a year nw n all my efforts has been to no avail... D latest drugs I was ask to take which PRAZIQUANTEL 600MG, MIST POTASSIUM CITRATE N AUGMRNTIN 1G has also not yield any result.... Pls I need hlp on d right medication to take... |
Culture / Re: Oyaaa! Waffi Men, Benin Men, Port Harcourt Niggies, Yenagoa Men. Pidgin Contest by terrificjoe(m): 3:35pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Mak I dey one Syd dey observe first... Kd I rep 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by terrificjoe(m): 9:32am On Sep 23, 2018 |
Beblessedbaba: Pls sir terrificJoshua@gmail.com |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by terrificjoe(m): 7:52pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
happy662: Terrificjoshua@gmail.com.... God bless |
Celebrities / Re: 'It's Blue Raspberry' - Skales Clears The Air On Drug Abuse by terrificjoe(m): 7:45am On Sep 09, 2018 |
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Fashion / Re: Top5 Wrist Watches Expensive Than Any Car by terrificjoe(m): 1:49pm On Sep 06, 2018 |
choi |
Literature / Re: 5 Lessons I Learnt From The 50th Law By 50cent & Robert Greene by terrificjoe(m): 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2018 |
Nobthepoet: pls sir I'm also interested... terrificjoshua@gmail.com |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere Slams Man On The Ground For Deliverance (VIDEO) by terrificjoe(m): 4:06pm On May 26, 2018 |
d surest n most efficient way of deliverance since d dayz of john d Baptist... who no go no go knw |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by terrificjoe(m): 12:21pm On Jan 31, 2018 |
graciamore:pls o is kogi still collecting |
Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!!! by terrificjoe(m): 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Mightyraw:hw e dey do u bros? |
Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!!! by terrificjoe(m): 9:20pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
13 april |
Romance / Re: Would You Rather Remain Single Or Be Taken This 2018 by terrificjoe(m): 3:32pm On Jan 03, 2018 |
loneliness dey smell all over me |
Jokes Etc / Re: #if I Am Your Brother What Will You Exchange Me For (photo) by terrificjoe(m): 10:26pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
ogun owo straight |
Romance / Re: Thread For All Those Still Single In 2017: What's The Way Forward? by terrificjoe(m): 11:44am On Dec 27, 2017 |
o lord pls come 2018 cure my highness on singleness 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man @pabloayodeji Reveals Why He Scammed Nigerians On Twitter. by terrificjoe(m): 11:08am On Dec 26, 2017 |
i blame buhari 4 dis 2 Likes |
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