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chudidonas:
Some of our Mods need these slaps

Esp the one that banned me last week

hahahaha! Which crime you commit eh!

Hi folks I saw this different slap format on my facebook wall, so I decided to share it with you guys! Maybe someone might have drop it on nairaland! But I nor know oooo ....
[b]TYPES OF SLAP
There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark, you slap me?.."
There is no doubt that in our lives' experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol!�
Which one have u ever received? Talk true o[/b]

The truck look like dangote own! The people when that truck don kill eh! Don reach form new state! Death will SKIP ours this year! AMEN

kenis:
Guess whom my HERO is


























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GEJ

hope not this kind of hero

Pinocchioo:
I'm still yet to understand what these boko boys really want


Or is it that they're all just MAD

lolx! If a mad man see a moving car, he wait for it to pass b4 crossing... So boko boyx ain't MAD they are PSYCHO, or maybe the word to classify them ain't in the dictionary for noW

Pls hux! Is 10dollarmail a nice site to buy from?

Pls house! Is 10dollarmail a nice site to buy from?

Themonster:
[s]meanwhile in aso rock the illiterate terrorist Daura dullard gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado Buhari is busy sipping fura d'nunu

Hopless bastard kunu sipping monkey

Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai[/s]

so when jona dey people nor die abi!

kendrick9:
How much is it anyway?
Edit- just 2k? wtf!!! thats Chicken change

how many govs don give ant change? Talk less of chicken own! My friend one bird at hand, worth more than ten thousand in the bush just appreciate!

sandrannna:
Shebi u sha dn't luv her? U don chop wetin u wan chop.

"As for me i see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji"

dats d most pernicious statement ever directed to the opposite sex.

Unfortunately, many relationships are built on dat statement and d silly girls won't know it. When i tell u to desist from pre-marital sex, shebi u will nt hear? Dats d consequence. Why giving him the apple he is nt entitled to eat? Let him pay ur dowry, do the wedding b4 u gv him d cookie.

ladies, abstain from pre-marital sex, it will pay u.


Op, u are VERY sillySTUP*D

I pray the OP sister should not be in that kind of situation.

Johnnoah1st:
TERRYMAON ! TERRYMASON !! TERRYMASON !!! na u and jollyjoy abi? issorite... am watching u IN 3HD FLAT SCREEN TV.

my broda use HD o!!

Jollyjoy:
keep hoping.

@ your profile pix! You look grate and fat cheek! Hmmm

Jollyjoy:
keep hoping.

@ you profile pix! You look grate!

adeh39:
Speechless..........

young Michael jackson!!

adeh39:
Lol....... nothing o

this your smiley are suspect!

adeh39:
Mmmmn...........

what's on your mind!! Mmmm?

Jollyjoy:
terry whatsap.

fine long time!

Jollyjoy:
yex any pro?

i laugh in swahili

Mercyblack:
terry na u be that?? Common go and read ya books

lolx... my mate na worker o.

Mercyblack:
Proud alumni....
But AAU stressed me sha

you still dey here? lolx nice pix

prettythicksme:
U need to stop going to church and focus on ur bet and sex!!

Hmmm! I pray your love ones should not get this kind of advise you gave to the Op! when they are passing thru rough time!

dickrider:


I'M SEXY AND HORRNY

you said like a guy! Abi you be guY...

ringchristbell:



She just killed me!!!!

lolx! Boss o, you comment b4 you die OR you die b4 you comment? Which of them.

manutdrichie:
My friend stop ranting go to court and remain there

and you want Nigeria to be a better place... with this you comment!

Starboy boss, Wizkid has joined million of well-wishers to hail the Afrobeat king, Femi Kuti on his 53rd birthday celebration.
The Jaiye Jaiye crooner took to twitter to hail Femi Kuti, who he referred to as his big daddy. He featured the Afrobeat king on the Jaiye Jaiye track.
“Happy birthday to big daddy @Femiakuti !! God will continue to bless u with good health and long life! Eleniyan!!
Been on the road since January!! Man just been stacking up!! Show me the money!! Daddy getting too much cake!! ,” he posted on his twitter handle.
Olufela Olufemi Anikulapo Kuti (born 16 June 1962), popularly known as Femi Kuti, is the eldest son of afrobeat pioneer Fela Kuti.
Femi was born in London to Fela and Remi Kuti and grew up in Lagos. His mother soon left his father, taking Femi to live with her.

Wizkid and Femi Kuti
In 1977, however, Femi chose to move in with his father. Femi started playing the Saxophone at age 15 and he eventually became a member of his father’s band.
Like his father, Femi has shown a strong commitment to social and political causes throughout his career.
He created his own band Positive Force in the late 1980s with Dele Sosimi (Gbedu Resurrection), former key-board player of Fela Anikulapo Kuti.
His international career began in 1988 when he was invited by the French Cultural Centre in Lagos and Christian Mousset to perform at the Festival d’Angoulême (France), the New Morning Club in Paris and the Moers Festival in Germany.
In 2001, Femi collaborated on his album Fight to Win with a number of U.S. musicians, including Common, Mos Def, and Jaguar Wright
Femi has been nominated for a Grammy award four times in the world music category in 2003, 2010, 2012 and 2013 but has never won.
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/wizkid-send-birthday-greetings-to-his-big-daddy-guess-who/

Charles4075:
Cos it's always the handsome guy that walks up to the lady and say ''Hey, my friend wanna talk to you'' and points to a dragon,

hahahaha! The babe don be happy b4!

Rexhenrex:
that awkward moment when all the guys in this thread start forming that they are handsome.

Oga leave them! Is like they don't know that fine nor dey put money 4 pocket

sparko1:
Add this!
If you don't have a girlfriend for say a year or two, you are gay.

lolx! Boss I get o!

Cutehector:
Because it gets in dr head!

boss that is wrong! Something getting in ones head doesn't make you do the wrong thing

Another common stereotype about physical appearance is that extremely handsome men are likely to be homosexual. In one experiment, women rate pictures of men as more attractive if they thought that the men were homosexual than if they thought that they were heterosexual, while men do not exhibit the same tendency in judging the attractiveness of women..
So folks why is it like that?
NB: bashing, matching etc all is required
Thank God say I warwar o!!

i felt i was handsome till i saw this prince! in olamide's voice re-check mirror

There is a saying if good thing nor bring you outside, bad thing would atleast they got to meet the gov! But in mess!... if na like this I Go take see buhari ooo, mk I better hide.. I pray this should not be any one portion, cux 1 might be innocent.