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PhonesRe: Drop A Screenshot Of Your Homescreen by Tesley: 8:13pm On May 05, 2017
So here's mine

PetsRe: Female Boerbeol Brindle Color For Sale...big Head,big Bone..a Must See by Tesley: 7:40pm On Oct 19, 2016
fabulouskay:
I'm not going to argue but the head is too blocky at this age to be a boerboel. The AKC is the last authority on dog breed information in the world and here's what they said about the breed; www.akc.org/dog-breeds/boerboel/detail/
bro, AKC is American kernel club. by their standard,the boerboel should be just as tall as a rott but heavier... but by SABT, records differ. Boerboels are a south African breed, AKC doesn't make standards for that breed. we both know a boerboel is way larger than a rott or bull mastiff. intact,by standards,they are heavier than a Neapolitan mastiff. quote me on that.
PhonesRe: Which Phone Has The Best Camera in Nigeria by Tesley: 6:50pm On Oct 19, 2016
ollah2:
Top three in the world are

Google Pixel
Samsung Galaxy S7
Sony Xperia XZ

In Nigeria
Samsung Galaxy S7
Sony Xperia XZ
www.gsmarena.com just conducted a blind camera shoot out between iphone7+,Sony xperia XZ, galaxy s7 edge and the lg g5. the g5 had no match. was hands down best camera all round, next to the I phone by a distant margin. this test was done just yesterday, so it's still on their web page. check it out.
Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by Tesley: 2:32pm On Oct 19, 2016
show me one spot...scripture...passage...point...to show or prove Jesus or any of his desciples and or apostles pay tithe...not TAX...TITHE.

if Jesus is our sole emblem to salvation,and thus has given all who believe the power to be called the sons of God,thus enshrining us into a royal priesthood, then who uses the tithes if not the priests...us.

except you do not deem yourself worthy through Christ to be a partaker of his new covenant of grace as stated above...then you need to pay the rest of us believers your tithe.

But Jesus supports offerings,a course to which he gave his life. Just give with a cheerful heart,expecting nothing in return and that's the greatest.
PoliticsRe: China Plans To Scam Nigeria - Max Amuchie by Tesley: 4:29pm On Apr 14, 2016
gbens2000:
my guy is there any positives here,we are selling our country to china that's wat this mean,pls take a look at Zimbabwe and Angola.then u will understand
Bro,Angola is doing very well... Guy google that country. They have the best oil management system and since the discovery and after their war,they have comeback strong...very strong....check. Google Angola up.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 8:45am On Apr 14, 2016
http://www.bhavinionline.com/2015/01/solve-equation-1-1-1-1/

Follow that link. We are not the only ones debating this,its a CIA question and a lot of people are knocking down this door...so far, no answers are spot on. Seems everyone is right.

The question in itself poses even more confusion.

To the guy who called me Mr dumb, I guess we all share the same name. Name calling isn't just right. Let's get on enjoying ourselves and learning each others points of view without derogatory objections. Hope you understand.





This is a world disturbing math quibble...its all on google...I tried.






I did my research...like I always do...find out all of us were right,trying to solve a wrongly placed math problem.




I pop my champagne and eat my suya and fish alone...cheers.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 8:24am On Apr 14, 2016
[quote author=Mosettg post=44685897][/quote]Now if a total illiterate without basic knowledge of maths calls me dumb, that should mean I'm really dumb.

I wander how you will feel when you finally use all your calculative instruments including google and they tell you the only logical reasonable answer is what I've been telling your wise ness. Wander if you will have the heart to admit who the true dumb person was...

Imagine you coming up to write thus: I am Mr dumb... I'll like to see that.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 8:17am On Apr 14, 2016
natz902:
The first two lines are just expression. Then apply bodmas on the third line which is an equation.
The answer is 2
Their is no equation in this problem. The = sign means you find the answer ?. And you do not create brackets as everything in a bracket are treated as separate standing integers or whole numbers,that's why bodmas rules apply that you treat these brackets first to get the stand alone whole numbers as to make the solution simpler and glaring.

That said, 2×(2+2)÷4-(2×1)= using bodmas=2×4÷4-2=0 but in a question like
1+1+1+1+11+1+1+1+11+1×0+1=?, where does the bodmas apply? Its simple maths.
Anything added up to even infinity terms and multiplied by nothing,0,= ?×0=0
Nothing,0+ anything = that thing. 0+1=1. Now how hard is that?
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 12:07am On Apr 14, 2016
Do it with a calculator... Tell me what you got.

Then hail me...

Champagne still cooling for those who say 1 is correct. I'm adding suya and grilled fish.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 11:54pm On Apr 13, 2016
ferdyferd:
Bros the answer can't be 1. Na 30 rest e.

0 x 1 gives u 0. 0 + 30 go give you 1?

Shuu Bros fear God o
I think I should rest...even when I'm enjoying this and especially the part where you do the maths from the south...when did 30 come before 0?...I will attend that your school in future. Hmm
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 11:38pm On Apr 13, 2016
Maybe by the straight line style arriving at 30×0+1, some folks will arrive at 31
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 11:30pm On Apr 13, 2016
herbie27:
I never said the answer is 12 or 11 don't quote me wrongly.

I said is either 30 or 1 base on the crude market women method u will have 1 as the answer bt if ur to sit 4 post ume use BODMAS and ur answer will be 30.

Is this difficult to comprehend?, we are on the same page i guess.
Hmm...that depends largely on the page you're looking at...
See,I don't get why the break at every 11 for a first sum. Why not run it all throughhuh Till the zero;
This is what I mean:
1+1+1+1+11+1+1+1+11+1=30×0+1=1, instead of:
1+1+1+1+11=15
1+1+1+11=14
1×0=0
+1=15+14+0+1=30huhhuhhuhhuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what process??!! I don't think bodmas works that way...plus maths is supposed to simplify issues, that's why there are maths problems and solutions.
If you're here, then we're on the same page.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 10:40pm On Apr 13, 2016
herbie27:
By doing so u will have a resounding 0, i get ur point and Zero plus 1 is 1 bt if u do multiplication first according to BODMAS you will have 30.

*winks*.
I guess...too much high level maths make us forget the very basic primary ones
So let's do it like this:
1
+1
+1
+1
+11
+1
+1
+11
+1
+1
×0
+1 = ?

Tell me what you come up with...
Its simple market style maths... Basic simple and crude.

I want to believe you're kidding when you come up with 30,12 or 11 as answers.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 10:21pm On Apr 13, 2016
Get someone...anyone...even the dumbest bdullard to call out the members one after the other for you while you calculate...tell me your answer...

Champagne on me for all who think one is the right answer...
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 10:10pm On Apr 13, 2016
Unique04:
(1+1+1+1+11+1+1+1+11+1)*(0+1)
=30 * 1 = 30
Others solve it as
30*0+1 =0+1 =1
A few did not noticed there are two 11 digits and calculated it as
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0+1 = 12 *0+1 =12 * 1 = 12
I have always hated mathematics
Lol
Smart...except...12×0+1=1
Breaking it down
12×0=0
0+1=1...almighty 1
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 10:07pm On Apr 13, 2016
herbie27:
you must nt have bracket, off, division, to apply BODMAS.

If we add everything that comes first and multiply by Zero the answer will be 0+1=1 which could have been right if their wasn't 11 and since we have 11 twice the answer is 30 multiplication b4 addition.
Huh!!!
But 11+11+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1...× 0= 0...a resounding 0...zero +1=1
BusinessRe: What You Need To Know About The Currency Swap Agreement Between Nigeria/china by Tesley: 10:02pm On Apr 13, 2016
Good move. China is ready to do every development plan for this country, as long as they have steady export of raw materials to their country.

This will boost direct trade between these nations and foster better trade with other investors whom so far have not added to the growth of this nation.

It will be difficult for greedy politicians to loot...and China doesn't condone thieves....
Hope this comes out good sha.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 9:40pm On Apr 13, 2016
herbie27:
Base on what they are saying, if we apply BODMAS which says multiplication first b4 addition the answer will be 30, that is 1X0=0 and 29+1=30.
Bro,where are the brackets you need to take off?
Where is the division?
The multiplication is times nothing...zero.
The rest is addition.

Do me a favour,write the question all out in a straight line... Then tell me if you dont get 1 as your answer...
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 7:59pm On Apr 13, 2016
Dear nairaland I mean...
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This? by Tesley: 7:57pm On Apr 13, 2016
Let me teach you all some maths.
First,bodmas don't mean a thing here.
Next,know the power of zero...nothing.
Therefore,anything multiplied by nothing equals nothing.
Nothing plus something equals that something.

That said,all the quibbles calculated before the zero,once multiplied by nothing... Zero equals nothing... Zero.
That nothing...zero plus one...1 equals... One 1.
Blah + dish + higgi + billion + Nigeria's budget × zero = nothing...zero...0 + 1...
Equals 1.

The answer dead nairaland is 1.
AutosRe: Selling Engine Control Units(brain Box) For All Cars With Pictures. by Tesley: 11:56am On Mar 18, 2016
brainbox4u:
BMW X5 E53 4.4 litre Engine.Set of ecu/dme including the ews/immo and Key plug all and start without the need for programming.

Part # DME 7 512 912     DME7512912
Can I get the complete unit for BMW e39 523i I think it's the one made by Siemens... Including transponder and key... How much will it cost. I live at port Harcourt.[url][/url][size=8pt][/size] kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Lie About How They Were Disvirgined To Their Boyfriends? by Tesley: 9:21am On Jul 31, 2015
[quote author=ThisMeansWAR post=36445010]why would any dude wanna know how his girl got disflowered?


Hmmm...as long as you too are sexually involved,that flower deflowermenr is just a story for trust sake...abi story sake...it maters so much that it don't matter too much....me too confuse...#instateofawe#.
PhonesRe: Solution To Whatsapp Unable To Connect Problem by Tesley: 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2015
If you run a custom is, like CyanogenMod,pait will instsmoothlyallc or any AOSP ROMs, then whatsapp won't work jut make sure you run a stock based ROM and it will install.
PhonesRe: Solution To Whatsapp Unable To Connect Problem by Tesley: 8:37pm On Jul 25, 2015
If you run a custom is, like CyanogenMod,pait will instsmoothlyallc or any AOSP ROMs, then whatsapp won't work jut make sure you run a stock based ROM and it will install
PoliticsRe: Presidency Breaks Silence On Patience Jonathan's Whereabout by Tesley:
Blurry:
no need
There is God in everything we are saying
The voice that you are sharing will ansa...
Chai...chai ther is God o!!!
(now crying and triyng to wipe tears under my sunshades with handkey ...and in a very madam P's tone)

The last time that she flied away from Nigeria is for oprayshun, chai,all nigeria think that she have die,now she have go for meetin with the wimens in Congo, and her fellow nigerians is sayin that she want to run from Buhari....there is God o..there is God o (exits house).
FamilyRe: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by Tesley: 12:24pm On May 07, 2015
Sophyrocks:
There is absolutely no reason to beat a woman. If there is, then it is also justified to beat everyone else including men themselves. Peeps always forget that women are not the only ones who provoke them. Your friends, parents and bosses provoke you everyday. Do we go beating up anyone who provokes us? Why is being a woman different? Maybe we should enroll the guys here in a boxing match with Floyd Mayweather. Lets see if they will survive his beating.
Thumbs up...I wish we had a term like self beating...when you realise you mess up,help ur woman out at beating your self.BRUTALLY.
FamilyRe: When Is It Justifiable To Beat A Woman? by Tesley: 12:17pm On May 07, 2015
STPEACE:
If she deserve beating. I will not think twice to give her the thing. no time to play.

There is no point in reserving something someone deserves.
Now I wonder why you say such. Question is;who beats up the guys when he's wrong or messes up? Abi we guys no dey mess up? I guess its some some I sane male ego maschulini prowess path that most males have adopted in their minds that make them think they have the right to hit a woman.

It goes this way,hold her hand,sit her down and talk to her.if she is enraged let her steam cool, then start with simple questions,shell calm down and appologise then you move on.

Has worked for me for six years now........
Never hit a woman.
PhonesRe: Top 10 Current And Best MTK Android Phones by Tesley: 6:31pm On Apr 23, 2015
Besides,MTK 65xx,63xx are all old now.the new powerhouses are the 64bit MTK 6752,6792 atr now the toughest beating even snapdragon 810 plus mtk is about launching a 10 core processor sometime this year....google is your friend.
PhonesRe: Top 10 Current And Best MTK Android Phones by Tesley: 6:22pm On Apr 23, 2015
You said list of MTK devices and you did not even do a thorough reserch on MTK phones so people can be exposed to other powerful devices that put old processors like ones found in phantom z to the dust. I'll help you and every one else. Here are a list of. Phone makers,google them and tell me if you place any of these phones on top ten.

1. Oppo
2. Umi
3. Zopo
4. Elefone
5. Meizu
6. Jiayu
7. Xiaomi
8. Coolpad
9. Kingzone
10. Lenovo
11. Cubot
12. Iocean
13. Yureka

In no particular order, just google them and see if infinix,injoo or techno even falls in any where near prime when taking about MTK phones.
PhonesRe: Ranking Of Networks that Zaps Data The Most, From Heighest To Lowest by Tesley: 5:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
boman2014:
MTN is the best
My testimonies with mtn will happen to place them top of the list of any kind of network hiccups ever. They've never been on point.

I know there are similar testimonies. Mtn sucks.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Man Who Hacked Into Server Of A Bank And Steal N68bn(photo) by Tesley: 10:38am On Apr 22, 2015
searching4love:
Stop spamming the forum if you don't want to get banned. Go to the Job vacancy section and open a thread about your story. People willing to help will contact you there. This desperate measures will make many see you as a scam. Be warned
Its a good thing you gave her directions on how to get about her issues. I guess the first problem she had was not following written instructions and procedures and that's why she got the bombelse she would have found the jobvacancy thread just listed right there on top.
PetsRe: Boeebol And Caucasian by Tesley(op): 12:22pm On Apr 21, 2015
GogetterMD:
Letting them square out may not be such a good idea I think. Boerboels are very powerful but the Caucasian I know to be the best Guard dog, will match your dog for weight and speed (that's if it's purebreed)
Won't even want a square off. Bought some wire fence and am partitioning my compound so each will have their holding area without any confrontations whatsover. Though the CO is older, my dog at 19 months is a behemoth,his grand moms an english mastiff. Can't imagine a fight,won't let it happen. I'll tell you their weighs when I weigh them.that's when the CO is in town tho.

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