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Naija men! na boobs go kill them. . hizz

LadyT:
*cough*

Domestic problem TOH and Negro?

Abeg kiss and make up

I heard that kissing leads to sth else o. .

LadyT:
Negro I'm begging you to write a bloody book!

Toyin you berra be careful Negro is about and he wants to teach you a gooooooood lesson!

e be TOH's man! no can do!

Almost sound like Chinese. You said African men are monkey. I am coming to Florida next week, gimme ya address so this monkey can bring his business to you. I know u Toyin, I know say you take that one joke but e be like say some women dey here wey actually believe that we are ugly monkeys.

One thing most Chinese and Naija men got in common is their ugliness! period!
Give you my address for wetin?

Seriously, you've got to cut down on this paragraphs na! haba!

Method-Man:
My mama don disown me

She talk say i get razor mouth!!

hmmm! lmao!!
We'll work on that.
I'll need a razor and bandage o.
Your tongue need a lil surgery

lmao!!

Method-Man:
Me i no go try am at all with you sef, not to talk of your mama!

hmmm!! You get sense jare
Hope your mama no be winch sha, I no wan loose my life

davidylan:
pretty chics? Where?

Do you want to borrow my prescription glasses?

Templa:
@ tectchiness

r u a lova girl?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Method, you no serious.
anyone that disrespects my mom go see thunder!!

Negro_Ntns:
Where is Toyin, I got something for her when she get back here.

wetin you got for me? money?

LadyT:
I'm fine sir!
How are you sir?

Hiss@Tecthness another name AGAIN! I need to talk to these people who are doing this to you!

Plzzzzzzzzzzz do!!1
The guy loves me no be small

onyinye2:
soo Esss are you saying that im gay cause i hang with mostly guys inquiring minds want to know.

You're a tomboy. . .me to hon, prefer hanging with guys, less drama.

But most of the gay guys I know, hang mostly arnd girls. They feel more comfy with them, and feel like they have sth in common. gays!

Esss:
Hmm!! This is weird!!

I'm forced to say you just might be Gay but then I should know better.

Is it that you are shy around guys, or that you don't like the company of guys, or you rather confide in chicks than in guys or what??

Just saw this!! your answer is plain and simple. You are exhibiting faggish tendencies

my opinion.

You're right jare. . .

jennykadry:
@tetchiness

y not throw her into a well,but that is if u have one,its a good idea u know

Can't. I might need the well. If I kill her, I fear being haunted

Esss:
I think I feel like taking a swim in a lagoon. _{You just had to bring her into this.}

I guess women are worth something. _{I'm a sucka for my girlfriend. opps! Cant believe I just said that.}

Why are you feeling ashamed for?
Most girls wish their men would say that proudly


Now what we want to know is what the men are worth

You two are evil, why put poison. Just tell her you're taking her shopping. Drop her off with the crackheads

tope2000:
if you 2 be good girl, u mother-in-law no go hate you but if there is no pleasing her then like jenny said forget rat poison in her food . simple

What do I tell my loving husband na?

You go like caramel better

Esss:
Bia fu kwa mu na nnsogbu o!!

Die for who?? not even for my . . . . . . _{say no evil}

You go smile while jumping in the lagoon sef

tope2000:
wetin do u naa?

So I dnt end up with a messed up mother In-law na

Esss:
huh!! ?

Yes na. . wetin be ?

want another example?

Esss:
Worth what??

Ok, I'll give you an example.
If I tell u to find a lagoon and jump into it. You would, because am worth dying for?

We're worth it. . that's all

Esss:
Dont get too excited!!
We are yet to agree on what you women are worth just yet.

explain na

@post
Thank you

God help me sha!!

lmao!!

Esss:
una wan set me up abi?? God no go gree bad tin.

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rotflmao

Esss:
they don't know their worth??

What were you expecting to hear??

Sensible man

Esss:
Mu HAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

Really! ! He put in all that effort and softwares in women?? and yet . . . . . . .

Yes o, no finish that

jennykadry:
but seriously toyin how do u remember your passwords

That's why am good in Anatomy et physiology na. . .I'm good with memory