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Plz, tell me there's no part 3

Method-Man:
@Poster

[color=Black]MEND IT WITH SUPER-GLUE OR OBIOMA CELLOTAPE![/color]

thank you jare!!
tell them how I helped you  mend your heart 

@post
I'll let you know 

Ehhhhhrrrrrrrrm, can someone else plz explain it? 


_{Thanks Jenny} 

Wait, I dnt even understand what the poster is yabbing abt

Negro_Ntns:
because everyone that speaks Yoruba and is not from Ekiti, to you, is from Ijebu land.

Gambari = Hausa

Hush jare. . .you're Ijebu!!
and Btw, that's your problem with Ekiti. . .tell am now o, b4 I unleash on you
O kin se aboki jor. . .ori e ri bi ori omo Ijebu

Two bottles abi? ok, am watching you. **gets cane ready**

I'm your sister from the same mother but another father

lasagne. .
yuck!   that thing taste so mushy n nasty in my mouth  

Beauty,
If I see you with alcohol eh, I go beat the living daylight out of you. alcohol ko alcococola ni  

I'm looking at you. . .sue me! 

acidrop:
hmmmm i like the acting. areu an actress?

Yes na. I be angelina jolie in disguise 

Negro, which one be gambari?
& why do I keep thinking omo Ijebu ni e?

dudu19:
@tetchiness. me i can kiss oooo. and am stil waiting for the one wey u promise me ooooo

Ok, bring your lips over here!!

closer. . .and closer. . watch out for your screen o. . .now muaaaaaaaaaah

How you take know na?

dudu19:
wherez zimbabwe, florida am lost

you don't know?
I am so pissed!!
You see, I went thru all this trouble to look up London for you, and you wnt do the same for me?
I must say goodbuhye now!!
Our kiss was never meant to be

Orimili:
Please, entertain me on how how you see french kissing as enjoyable, much less attractive.

so you agree with the poster. . hmmmmmmmmmmm!

dudu19:
come where? abi u dey london

lmao!!
I am not in London oh, abeg!
So you can't make itin the next 24hr?
what a shame. . .and I was so much anticipating the kiss.
see me kissing me pillow right now
Oga o

dudu19:
that war zone? Na lie, your profile say florida.

Zimbabwe, Florida na!
I'm going to need you to come in the next 24hr

rotflmao!!!

_{*subscribing*}

dudu19:
i live in london,

and am in Zimbabwe na. . how do we make the trip?

dudu19:
@hydrcarbon, wetin be your own;Even if she be iya ekiti self, i still wan kiss so make una mind ya bizz ooooo

I know myself. . .thanks

dudu19:
abeg dey fly come now, i don dey fantasize oooo

lol! where r u na?

CH3COO:
iya jebu wan karry styl take persin du juju. oya dude make yu go.

which one do you want?
peace or. . ?
I already noticed you na, leave me jare.
na by force

CH3COO:
teki why yu deh take time deh this me a whole papa? na one kain question i take style ask yu weh yu kon begin deh abuse me. nuh be yuh fult ah no blame yu. carry style deh use iya ijebu begin cuss mi.

arrrrrg, plz, it's hard to read that kind of grammar.
oya, e don do. . goodbye
and i was not abusing, thank you very much

dudu19:
plane ticket?? go where oooooooooo

You think I go give my laptop screen a kiss?
How do you want the kiss without seeing me in person na?
Haba!
Oya, I be winch, I go come fly to your window. location?

dudu19:
@tetchiness, so wetin make i do then. abeg give me a bite of the forbidden fruit naa!!!!!

Buy a plane ticket as soon as possible

CH3COO:
Ewo! Ogini? Wetin? Aye is doing you. Oya wetin be yuh name? Ndo. Nuh bi yu tuk seh yu be mama ijebu. I go find baba ijebu tek give yu. .

I guess this is the result of illiteracy in Nigeria.

ok, let me break it down to you:

TOH: where is NEGRO from?
Me: From Ijebu


this conversation mean that the user I.D NEGRO [b]not [/b]Tetchiness is Ijebu! ok?

CH3COO:
Lol, freak! Iya ijebu.

Tani iya ijebu?
abi awan aye ti ba e ja ni
moni awe okunri ye ni ijebu, i wo nso katakata