₦airaland Forum

Siena:
Toyin, what happened?
Your name changes so often!

Siena, help me ask am o
wetin I do this bobo sef?
Na so be love?

uhm uhm, this is just too much!

Rockchick:
so this thread is still here. where re al th spinsters, come out lets go party! atleast if person old e go try have fun

A divorced woman nko?

What really matters are those fyn brodas. . too bad dem no dey!

Negro_Ntns:
You all call us monkey, but you love our monkey business , hmm

no be all of you ugly na. . .but 80% of you naija men. . e too plenty ahah. what sin did u ppl commit na?

Nothing wrong with being single na. . .ah ah!

Good girl!! Good thing you pass o. I was about to use my ax Lucky day for you

tope2000:
You no say i like u, if not for that i go cyber fight u well well!!!

You no say I like u too, if not, I would have told you to stop running after my Ex

tope2000:
Baby who broke ya heart ? tell me and let me go and kick her ass Nigeria style

I broke his heart! wetin you wan do? I got my own ax

Innocent me?
what a question!

tope2000:
4HER? You don change name??

abeg, why you wan rat me out like that na.
the bobo is after me, banning me like crazy

tope2000:
Oga, u lie no be small

lmao!!
abegi, give the bobo credit jor.

Method-Man:
M aight, just leaving the fact that it is a friday

Yummy weekend!

Get online. . . I just buzzed!
The Quen does not wait on anyone, they wait on her! jk

kojeiwa:
1) They love taking on their Phone
2) Love watching Naija Movies
3) Love taking Pictures

And their NO is YES. Guys take note of that

Abi I lie?

Oga. . . I am guilty as charged!
I can talk on the phone until my battery runs out, which it usually does
Love yoruba movies!!! yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
Taking pics? sure!

and one more thing, I love dressing in my natives

Method-Man:
which one concern you now aunty gbeborun?!

victoria ko, queen elizabeth ni!

shemi ni aunty gbdborun e!
dnt worry, when am done with you, it'll be "Your Royal Highness"
How far na?


And oh yea, dnt make me call queen elizabeth, she's my aunt

Method-Man:
I enjoy hit and run, it is thrilling and better than hide and seek because there is a victim!

Why have i racked up triple figures in quality toto?! Itz all down to hit and run, no longtin!!!

I am always on the look out for new victims, m forever switched on!

I would continue to hit and run, till my cock falls off!!

deee02, nawa o. . so you're like this abi.
Make I email Victoria quick quick

Funmi Aragbaiye

ololomu:
If u can't get married by 22, u are a real cause and reproach on your family.

and why is that?

@post
Atleast by 30 there should be a guy. If you're not married by 30, sorry to the old ladies in the house, but you're a spinster. Period!

Either you're a playa or you're turning gay

@poster
Bad boy!!
That's funny though, imagine her expression.
There are some things you never tell a lady.
If she ask you if she's grown fat, you say, the bigger the better


Anyways If I was her, I would have slapped the sh*t out of you

Hmmm! Seems like we have boys on this thread

ima1:
I think marriage should be about companionship, and of course having babies. having someone to go through the good and the bad with you is what it should be all about.

Yes and many more

Method-Man:
All you need to do is to buy a sack of garri and a fucking rope

Tie round her pancake butt and she can carry it around

While flashing it provocatively very much to your delight!!!

Shebi all you need to see is some monster sweet-shaped batty? i am sure it would do!!!!!

rotflmao!!

@topic

I am quite lost

Who cares about designer brands?
Go to the mall and pick out any outfit that looks hot on ya

ogrebuga:
you've gotten banned gain

am sorry?

Method-Man:
Hez a kid who has just got round growing his first hair!
Splattering Nairaland with some self-service pictures about tacky cornrows!
Move over!
Dis aint hating dude but u need to go on hi5 or facebook with your shitrows!

LOLOLOLOL!!!! I need to work on your language seriously


@post
cut your hair and put a shirt on

LMAO!!!

Dnt forget the girls with muffin tops wearing skimpy shirts

https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/cnrward/Style%20and%20Clothing%20pics/muffintop.jpg

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