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keeping a girl as a friend is like a man keeping a chicken as a friend. he will end up eating the chicken when the time comes.

This clearly shows why I have trust issues when it comes to s*x, especially for pregnancy..
I am the kind of guy even with with a bulletproof condom I still got to pull out.

personality I don't think so

it won't be your last, you already thinking this one is easy, same way you going to think others ahead will be easy ti" you graduate to robbing a bank.

RIP man.
something must kill a man, even Aids fears ebola

Bubus government really transformed people to animals.
that was how an apprentice use rod to break his oga head in my street last week, not like they were fighting o. After tearing the head with blood all over him body, him sleep for gutter begin wash he body. they had to tie him with rope
only in bubus government.

nothing we won't hear in the zoo.
was he dragging erazer, pencil, abi na girl that resulted to his class mate poisoning him?
on a more serious note someone might have done it to get to the parents.

what's that man above me saying. are you sure you understand what you wrote up there.

in eriggas voice"if I palm am she no shout, know say Na pad, but if she shout, money dey to make"

only corrupt people or street men go get that line.

GreenArrow1:
Next time, if you wanna be a monster in bed, buy Vega or Viagra or any of those ginseng/honey teas. If headache is worrying you, buy Panadol. Drug abuse ain't good.

viagra is pure rubbish..How can I have erection after I ejaculate, what's the fun in that.

I think an already proven coach will be better.
ancelotti comes to mind.

chuksonia:
lol bad guy good thing you're still screwing that pus*y the whole thing Don make me dey feel too old in ma own skin, she's not wanting to leave me as well as she still obviously believes in ma ability to make a good husband but I don't know where it's even a crime to be in love with someone in almost the same age as u! damn if it's in other countries now this matter wouldn't have being a big deal.

the thing makes you feel too old in your own skin..i feel that talk my bro.. these ladies won't kill us.. imagine at 23(last year) I was bothering myself cause I wanted to prove I can get rich overnight, just because of one woman.

OneSentence:
my brother it pains me that one day a man might have to kneel down and beg a girl that different guys have used, knacked, given doggy, collected mouth action, used and dumped, for marriage...it's not just fair on men...

i don't understand what you mean by its unfair on men. is it not the same men who use them.

that drugs is a killer. this one time I took it for straight one week, felt like a mini god. The following week I stopped taking it I was really really weak, to the point I couldn't carry a bucket of water, and it slows your heartbeat (for me)
the other time I took about 300mg, first time a babe came to look for me, my level couldn't stand( what an irony I thought the drug makes you a monster in bed)..
avoid the drug, doesn't give any reasonable pleasure.

Baba don turn surgeon abi.

Bros from my observation most girls are bi sexual.. you caught yours that's the difference.

chuksonia:
brother moral of the lesson for all undergraduate is that once you're in 100l please forget serious relationship just fvck the puccy and don't be committed wait probably when you're in 300l or 400 then u can start the search that's if you're sure you're going to make some serious cash ,that's the mistake I made started dating immediately I enter school I get luck I didnt even face tanke but its sure affected my cgpa buh hey baby boi isn't infatuating he's just really sure he have found the right one ....

hahaha bro please leave that 100level thing I met mine in my 300l and she was in 200l I planned the usual eat and go but one thing lead to another me fell in love like never before don't know if it was how good the kitten is, even when she cheated( I wasn't a saint too) several times I still didn't mind. reading your story I saw a picture of myself,just graduated and waiting for service at same time hustling to at least feed myself. her family and friends been telling her to leave me she finally yielded( I swear if I get better money now I go marry her). But man got focus I still think of her and still love her but there's nothing I can do. just had to let go. the only thing is we still fu*k but nothing serious.

chuksonia:
chairman your matter weak me,the fact that baby boi said he can't boast of 50k presently doesn't mean he's a broke guy oh! I dont mean to brag if i was into saving and spending less I'll worth some thick zeros I just bought ma first car last year so that one follow affect ma matter I've got an apartment I pay for oga so that I can't boast of 50k presently in ma account doesn't mean baby boi isn't to an extent comfortable.... I'm just in love with the right person and if u read ma story you'd know that we came a very long way to just separate over matter thats based on me not being ready for marriage !

believe me bro, don't rush it, you comfortable but the fact is you still don't have enough,having a car doesn't make you comfortable, just relax, with what you wrote now I feel you got potential but don't let love make you do things in a hurry. I am in same shoe as you, just a year younger than you and the girls family already making her feel I am not useful (mind you I am yet to serve till November) I am still struggling trying to make ends meet, and they already telling her marriage.
I decided to focus on myself because I might end up doing something I will regret. don't let her pressure you if she can't wait let her go Nnwane.

chuksonia:
this matter is stale come up with something better

stay there dey mumu.. you cant boast of 50k and you talking marriage. it's a pity you are a brother from the east.
focus I just wrote that so you get a message.

The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.
Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.
You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.
Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about. And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now. And that's your home and abroad. Can life be more unfair at this moment?
6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.
You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her. Why do there chats seem more like interview. And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to". And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.
You see we are always going to do this to ourselves.
Written by @jaetomz

lies like this makes people start thinking of traveling abroad even if it's through Libya.

you just a paranoid man from most of your topics.

my heart was paining me while reading this. I once dated a girl that chested on me like 20times.
I fear getting married till date, and guys learn when a girl tries to play down her chances of bleeping a guy, just take it from me, they already bleeping him.

Nina's everywhere.

trouble dey on he own, you dey find am.

Visit Warri, even in a one room apartment a guy might bring his girlfriend to live with them.
I still wonder how I grew up there.

So dumb. This one fit be Nina cousin.

so person carry another person go court cause them call am h+e.
if such can happen in niaja, nairaland boys back for suffer.

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so this happened in KD what are these NL girls waiting for then, people like Nwaamaikpe go collect steady lashing, maybe that can help tweak his brain.

home trouble.
these are things that's makes you start wondering if the whites are actually as smart as we think.

jungle justice sometimes should be carried out. No body should quote me.

Don't let me insult you on a Sunday morning,why should you say this thing is hot.

be like Na person husband