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UjSizzle: OMG Bradley Cooper and Johnny Depp **swoons**
I'm so in love with these men



Oh wait. This thread reminds me of A Hundred Ways To Die In The West.....The mustache song?

You get a girl if you have a mustache

Sard: Facial hair makes sense on some people. Although, it looks weird when it becomes bushy (like that of full beard)

ultraawesome: A very happy birthday to me

Bantino: Hahahahahaaaa. I guess you are fast asleep now. Goodmorning to you and have a great day ahead.

No more hhmmmm

all4naija: Oh, shut it for once! For your information, she isn't green. You troublemaker.

CFCfan: "OMG, look at her butt"

CFCfan: You get A for effort

HandOfChukwu: It's rare though, white girls having a flat tire is common, it's a part of who white people are, flat butts, no lips.

joella1: Don't get it twisted, he looooovvess to be on the receiving end(despite our church's teaching that its from the pit of hell),I used to give him till about 2-3years ago, the rationale behind me stopping is that if I aint getting, you will no longer receive! He didn't make any comment or ask me why I stopped.

@texas,
Is there an uncircumcised man in naija?

HandOfChukwu: LOL The funniest thing is i was about to ask if this thread was for white girls and to my surprise there actually are white girls on this forum. Funny..

all4naija: Okay.But... Are you a white lady? I am just curious to know. I am sorry for asking you that question though.

joella1: Seems I left out some things.
1.You won't catch my husband with any toys.
2.He can't do long pre-intimacy otherwise all will be lost en route.
3.He used de-sensitisers for a short period but he says it kills all sensations for him.
4.He says HE enjoys what we have and I should be more understanding.
5.I suggested hand job(research)to take the initial edge off but he says GOD FORBID.
6.He bribes me with stuffs.

soulglo: She should include her husband in it. It's not something she should lock herself up in the bathroom to do. Couples with normal sex lives even use intimacy gadgets with each other. They could incorporate the toys for pre-intimacy and the two seconds could just be for the sake of penetration. Most women do not even climax with just penetration. pre-intimacy is the most important part. Not trying to be unsympathetic to the OP's plight but alls not lost because her husband ejaculates too quickly

all4naija: @ texanomaly

I just checked your profile. Is that you on the profile photo?

all4naija: You can go on a gym if you feel you aren't comfortable with your...though. Why do women feel so much insecure with their body? I know of somebody who would do anything to see your kind of body shape in this forum.

Sewing your clothes by yourself is not going to help. A fashionable lady needs to buy her clothes from the designer's shops.

all4naija: Are you fat or have a big bottom? The combo can be annoying.

Bantino: Hhmmmmm

Bantino: That's a possibility... U up early, why?

Bantino: I just flushed it...

AlfaSeltzer: wtf?

lots of weird threads here nowadays.

tantras and twincest. again, wtf?

ultraawesome: Constantly re-claiming

Opiosko: I'v heard you, but i wanna try some more. Maybe i would be the first to figure women inside out. Don't you think it will be a worthy goal to pursue?