Suspect33:
maybe u are no that kind of guy, but i sweat alot when my crush is around ... Its really embarassing



lalasticlala pls do the needful

dopeJemi:

So them dey include age for bank acc number?

Limerick:
all these girls dey fear make their 100N for sim reg no waste so
they give their correct biometric info including date of birth

greatness22:
Or ask her for her bank account number.

DaGC:
As far as I no give you my wallet hold, no give me your handbag/purse.



Love has different shades though. Different strokes for different folks.

CrazyMan:
I'll awake from that miserable dream, get prepared and head to work.

Surulere2:
hmmmm

prettythicksme:
op y dont u pm?this thread is not necessary,u shouldnt discusss private issues in public **pm him**

teddybiyasi:

oaf!!!!!

WARRIBLOOD:
guy Hate till you die..
Why you still nor quote da FEW-SHORE FUTURE

Limerick:


Nna forget; Kr0ne own still better pass ya OWN TEN TIMES/ Warri no dey carry last. . . .nigga DONT TRESSPASS!/ Remember when biyasi bars wan rush finish you? Na me SLOW DEM DOWN/. . . .I'm like "teddy theres nothing more important than a life. . .so make you NO END AM/

I slay, I batter, I HOLD TEKS DOWN....warriblood be a 'funny fish'!. . .he a 'KNOWN NET CLOWN'!!!/
and even-on-the-net, hes a feeble-dummy-yes!. . .only tin he does best is to SHOW GIRLS SPERM!!!/

Claims a tough gee on net, whilst residing in the HOLIEST TOWN. . ./

How I got to know about that?

I simply TRACED THIS IMP/ got to his home, knocked and WAITING STILL/ When the door got opened, I saw the APE'S SIMBLING....where she BABY SITS/
I asked after warriblood, shes like "I dont talk to strangers". . . .showed her a hundred naira note; she exPLAINED QUICKLY/
and she was PLAIN REALLY/ Said somfin like warriblood z jes some FAKE BIG GEE/
Then i'm like; "hmmm...buh is it true warriblood is all over the country?". . . She retorted; nah, thats a big lie, we only see 'blood all over poosies' like 'R.APE VICTIMS!!!!/

Now thats the HEIGHT OF DECEIT... Forget those JARGONS HE SPITS/
he attacking kr0ne while His wordplays has never PACKED UP THE HEAT/
. . . .and this one am about to play. . .can even still best those rubbish he spews. . . .as in I'd shoot arrows at him from my 'air bow la' and 'leave the VIRUS IN HIM!!!'/ ^_^

You recalled how I took flash & co on 2go room1. . .my puns BUSTED THOSE DUMMIES/
While your 'porns!' so horrible to the point they couldnt make a 'RUNS GIRL GO HØRNY!'/
So stop these NONSENSE YO TALKING/....else I'd kill this DAWG HERE, NO GUNS IN.....and you beta carry me go 'court', cuz leaving me Free, you go surprise say CONSCIENCE NO 'JUDGE' ME!!/

I'd have him DEAD QUICKLY...My VERSE KILLS HIS/
and if he tells u hes man enough, hes lying cuz the GIRLS BLEEP HIM/

Hey niggy, DON BUG ME/ and to you all tired of him cuz hes SO BORING/ just wait, my FLOWS COMING....as in, its coming as 'hakunamatata'!. . . .so we'd no longer see this bytch cuz it means 'NO WARRI!!'/

And you like "all these jabs for just one bar-beek-you pun I CRITICISED?"/ yea bro, thats SIMPLIFIED....no ones phucking with tha PHOENIX GUYS/
Now i just took him down. . . .so if we see 'blood come up' again. . .then Obviously; his father's B.P RISED!!!!/

PHOENIX

Emaprince:


PRINCE!!!
The name's chanted on the streets/ . savior of bandits and the thieves/
Time of my birth . . I came out my mom's p.uss.y . . and landed on my feet/
To be candid as I speak/ . . I could drop a man dead with the fist/
Peep my familly tree and see a fruitful generation . . Goliath slayer planted our seed/
I'm never branded as the weak/ . I rule and turn your lady to wh.ore/
I tell her "pick up the stick and beat my 'gung-hoe' " . . when I'm heading to war/
I'm so wavy with words/ . . lets be honest . . none can ever predict me/
Niggas wish the moon stays between the earth and sun . just to help them lepers eclipse me/
I'm clever,you a nitwit/ its better you retreat b!tch/ 'fore this commando's irate/
Cos my team could beat your team from sun up to 'sun-down' . . like orlando pirates/
A team that tear hearts in a street bout/ with spears,darts and we speak loud/
But niggas who fails to 'listen' . . get 'ear-marked' for a beat down/
Our moves are cryptic/ we handle feuds with lyrics/ and turn your crews to picnic/
Move the mic from hand to hand cos we spit and 'pass-over'...like the escape of jews from egypt/
I'm the man you couldn't pit wits/ with cos I hardly loose to these kids/
Bald niggas went shopping for artificial hairs . . once they heard the prince dude is 'big-wig'/
I bruise and slit wrist/ . . i started thugging as a child/
Ladies will want to pay me for s.ex . . after my hunky @ss hug 'em with a smile/
Ruffriders . . . I was loving all they styles/ . . and the way they glistened with lyrics/
I was crazy with 'eve's droppings' . . like dudes who loves to listen in secrete/

.......the reason i'm this sick......

phuck it!!! . who cares what cooger thinks/ that goat should run when the Luger's clinched/
..or I might choose to 'make a beeline for him' . . . and hit him with a brutal sting/
I'm tiger woods in this rap/ . . so you lighter dudes should lean back/
cos you might get a hole in one shot at your chest . . once this sire shoots with his gat/
I'm a hired goon and I'm strapped/ I need help from the church/ to rid myself of the dirt/
last time . . I pointed my gun up and shoot . . an alien body fell on the earth/
I should swell up my worth/ . . till I'm one of the rivals in Forbes list/
I break into homes . . lynch fathers and jack sons . . Micheal and Curtis/
Impossible is nothing! . . i believe with every faith I mustered/
Cos even CFC taught me . . you don't need to be an actor to get an Oscar/
Ibi's been ruling this thread/ . . drawing all the groupies with text/
But i've always wanted to be-head . . like cutting through b1tches neck/
The coog is a pest/ ur c0cksuckers had you feeling brave with those lines?
But you're literally a loner cos most of these punks couldn't write bars to save they own lives/

Iceskidd:
something like that

naijadeyhia:
please OP where do u stay? I want to buy that Pepsi bottle from u. in fact let me buy the whole crate. As in I want to buy this trouble from u. Trouble is my business. pls pls sell me the bottle. in fact I will buy it for 50k now now from u. its a collectors item ooo.









I will be bigger than that "such a diva" crooner soon. Working on my gospel track.

Iceskidd:
nice sha.

LORDI:
Nice...I bet my lil brother can take on them both..

Ibime:


Actually, the woman's father is a billionaire.

Na Mikel catch Maga.

ELYMAXiimus:

this nick looks familiar