Oops

So this is for the real hotshots

Forkadict
Safarigirl
Ksslib my business partner
Reincarnated
LabellmafiaZA/shortpistolZA
Forwetinah
Cestmoi
K2g8
Yacaa

No page 999 jo. we going for page 1000

Eustachio:
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Buwahahahahahaha..

Stateofmind resurrects her moniker for the sake of page1000.

The struggle is real.

Ewu

Btw, forkadict, just saw your mention when i logged into my SOM account. Na me o, and im good. So sorry you wont make page 1000 like you did last year , but i trust many people to buy plots for you., easy on the prison beans though

Nigeriangirl:



Hahahahahahahahaaaa, ur dreams no dey work abi? Hope so . Never mind, i know i won't be able to achieve that feat but i'll try, on page 1000.

Good to know u had a good night. Take care!

Lol, do take care too.

waxdude:

Nd If I miss it well u knw wt to do buy 1plot for mi bt if i dnt den I go dash u one upload fuwee

Focus on laying the foundation of the plots you've acquired so far. .





No wahala.

Nigeriangirl:


Thandii1, good morning, hope u had a lovely night. Saw ds ur post ds morning and laughed, i slept off after that post and ddnt wake till my alarm went off at 5. Thank God i ddnt miss it but incase u do, i'll include u in my plot acquiring venture.

Goodmorning to you too nigeriangirl, my night was good, but I dreamt you ended up acquiring all these plots you've promised people on page 1002. . I'll reciprocate the gesture when(not if ) I make it.

waxdude:

Lmao..mi wey sleep lik small tata,my fone wz stl on naaa so neva knew I wz online still so we r nt der yet
Una gudmorning ohh

Lol, I see you landing on page 1001

Goodmorning to you

ToyinDipo:

Lool, I no fit sleep . Tonight go be a sleepless night, knowing I can just wake up tomorrow to see we're on page 1001.
People come type your comments now or wait till tomorrow morning.

Lol...there is no way this thread will hit page 1000 before dawn, especially now that my fellow witches/wizards/midgets have gone AWOL.

Eustachio:

Go and sleep!!

I'm looking for my fellow witches

After 988 is 989 people, not 1000

sholay2011, ToyinDipo, Nigeriangirl, waxdude, go to bed . We still have 11 pages and over 300posts to cover to get to the promise land ...

waxdude:
Mam bea nd tayo gets to d finals nd wat next? Bba the chase repeats itself I gues

..the real repitition would be tayo leaving the house before mambea on the finale night, and just when nigerians are praying mambea wins, ik calls her out, leaving macky2 and ellah, and then we surprisingly start rooting for ellah just so macky2 , the borite and copper thief does not win.





and then IK announces macky2 as the winner

JekyllAndHyde:


Smh



Cc: Eustachio (3'1), Reincarnated (3'2), Ksslib aka Smiggle (4'), Thandii1 (4'2).

Obinoscopy:
His ban will expire December 1, I think.

Haba!! That is so not cool. You said a few hours. Dec1 is a long time from now. Biko free the guy before we bombard your mentions.

But seriously, #freeforkadict PLEASE!!!

Dannyxy:
*claps hands *
story for the gods, the gods oh,

woti ko mi lamba oh,

Woti ko mi sekem oh,

story for the gods, the gods oh

Dead

Eustachio:




Imagine the "few hours" jail time of Fork, is one month ban.

Na to abandon this moniker and go back to Ochon.

Lol..But seriously, that ban is so not cool.

#freeforkadict

Pearl104:
So am I the only one who heard when biggy said they are all up for eviction next week except the head of house?

Nope. There will be nominations tonight and no one is immune.

Eustachio:


The only sensible post you have ever made on NL, peasant.

Enjoy your few-hour jail time. . Regards to Forkadict and lumeviews.com.

YACAA:
So I think Goitse is that way cos she really bonded with Feza. Idris just went to grab Feza's belt and gave it to her and he is consoling her as she is weeping.
Idris: sometimes she shouted on me because of you, that's how much she liked you
Goitse talking about the ex-housemates- feza,elikem,Leonel teaching her a lot of things

I beg it's depressing watching these people

people are just being too harsh on the babe. Its like So many posters are living in her head.

Ksslib:
Sulu is one careless man I swear. See im nyash for outside. Eww



Thandii1 , na your luck.

Hahahaha, ksslib..

Forwetinnah:
There you have it guys...your top 3. Biggie just gave us an expo!! Tayo, Ellah and Sipe

Yimu

Buhahahahaha...I'm only looking forward to the part the housemates will realise this is all fake.

Natahsa.. - Ik for reals, for reals.


The look of relief on butterfly's face as IK calls vimbai.

njokusboy:
Am on my way home, if iuna begin do those useless oneliner updates, I'd come back and kill all of you... it's a promise

Feza ooo..

Hahahaha. Housemates are about to shit in their pants . Ik is crazy

decanta:

Smh there are three things a girl should never pay for
Phones
Perfume
Recharge card or any subscription fee
You disappoint me

How about Lingerie

Dannyxy:
tell me more about this daily subscription

Just tweet daily subscription to their twitter handle and they'll take it up from there. As the name implies, it's a 24hour thing.

decanta:

Do you seriously pay your dstv subscription yourself..... Don't you have a boyfriend?

I don't, mind getting me one.

Ksslib:

Oh ok.

Haha. I wasn't lying jare, why should I? . But atleast, my own better pass ochon wey say one of the channels no good, but the other one dey work.

I know you weren't, jekyl's gif to that claim left me in stitches last night.

I'll make sure ochon sees this post.

Cc: Eustachio

decanta:

What do you mean by daily subscription?

Daily dstv subscription.

Ksslib:

True. I thought same too, not until she proved me wrong.


Too bad she wont always be around. But hopefully, I ll get to ##sip thandii1 water## too, cus E be like say na only when your head touch, you dey update .

I do daily subscription. So I update only on days I can afford the daily subscription

[s]At least I'm being honest unlike you who blames cable[/s]

Ksslib:
Wow, only God knows how YACAA manages to not just give updates but long and detailed ones, within a short space of time, considering how Biggy calls housemate after housemate without wasting much time. God bless you love, plus I will like to tap from ur energy . Whats the secret?

Thanks to Librate too for the updates. That pic was hilarious. . Lmao.. shey you don tire. Lwkmd

Association of chop and clean mouth, a little thank you to them wouldn't hurt you know.

##sips YACAA water##

@bolded

Amazes me too. The first time I noticed. I thought she copied the diary sessions from another forum before I later realised she was the main writer.

Well done YACAA

#sips YACAA water too##

Nigeriangirl:
I salute una here. Hope we all consulted our different 'chis' today. Its interesting to be here but i must confess that the kain grammar some people post here eh, the thing dey give me migraine.

Please please and please, dt person on this page that wrote that atrocious post (u know urself), and the rest of us culprits, i beg in d name of whatever u hold dear to ur heart to help me.

Thank u very much in advance and God bless us all.

Nigerian girl has killed me

Babe, be nice, it's sunday.