PrinceCEE:


Good boy...

Before the end of next week, it'll be 3 months and some days. The change is quite visible.

ogenemen, avoko voko, me wey reach to born persin mama na u dey cal boy, shuuuuuo, na wa for you. PrinceCEE sneh.

PrinceCEE:


But using 6*4 makes it a little much smaller thereby hiding its actual size

3 months, 1 week and 5 days more to go.

PrinceCEE:
Omo this ur countdown seems interminable. Pls start counting in weeks or in months.

12 multiplied by 2 is the same as 4 multiplied by 6.

Read for today. Nelson Mandela.
1. Nelson Mandela was the president of South Africa from 1994-1999. He was the first black president of South Africa, and the first president to be elected in a
fully representative election.
2. Nelson Mandela's government focused on destroying the Apartheid government in the country, which had focused on racial segregation enforced
by the law.
3. In school, Mandela studied law and became one of South Africa’s first black lawyers.
4. In the 1950s, he was elected leader of the youth wing of the African National Congress (ANC) liberation movement.
5. When the government prohibited the ANC for racial reasons, Mandela organized a secret military movement.
He had previously been involved in peaceful protests but when they were met with violence from the government he went on to support an armed movement.
6. Mandela was imprisoned from
1962-1990 for treason and conspiracy against the government. He was sentenced to life in prison, but was released early when the ANC became
legal again.
7. While he was in prison, Mandela was a symbol to rally behind for the oppressed in South Africa who were fighting for rights.
8. Mandela is considered the father of Modern South Africa. He was instrumental in tearing down the oppressive government and installing democracy.
9. Mandela received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1993 for peacefully destroying the Apartheid regime and laying the foundation for democracy. In addition to the Nobel Piece Prize, he won over
250 other awards.
10. After retirement from politics, Mandela started the Nelson Mandela Foundation that focused on combating HIV/AIDS and supported rural development and
school construction.
11. In 2009, the United Nations proclaimed Mandela’s birthday (July 18th) to be Nelson Mandela International Day. The holiday asks people to spend 67 minutes doing something good for others, which represents the 67 years
he spent working toward change.

105 days more

Will UI accept two sittings for Nursing?

I feel like solving mathematics, great to be back after a long vacation summer in United States of Dream.

No pun intende, just for fun. TEN FUNNY FACTS ABOUT IBADAN PEOPLE. 1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500 2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die ... 3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM" 4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave 5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home 6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow 7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES 8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk 9. Its Only in Ibadan that Driver Use Hand to Trafficate even when the Car Trafficator is still Intact. 10. Ibadan Boys are Free because their Girls think KFC is a Football Club. ADD YOURS!!!

cassyrooy:
Ma'am this singular act is a Federal Crime,

giving Mr. ThankyouJesus an e-kiss has altered his faculty, his reasoning bandwith has changed frequency thereby leading to massive paranormal behaviours.

How do you plead?

na which time u turn science student?
My Lord, according to section 6, article 2, subsection 2, Nigeria constitution 1999 amended.
I Mr ThankyouJesus received kisses from a beautiful diva Miss Mistytohcute, on the stated date.
In defense of my case, I was told my reasoning faculty in conjuction with my spatial abilities have greatly increase due to the comfluence between our lips. In addition, it was greatly adviced for me to continue receiving kisses from her on daily basis.
In conclusion, I make a prayer for this case to be thrown out based on unfound legalities not contained in the costitution, My Lord.

Considering this place is becoming deserted/isolated, I will try my possible best to update random/interesting facts/figures about places/schools/people/etc.
Stay tune and enjoy.

cassyrooy:
At first i thought i was hullicinating, chai. Hope it aint that gal you went to chapel with only you guys diverted before the brigde?

no expose my secret na.

106 days to resumption.

olatunji21:

Mr, Use ur brain na.. This is not Unilorin's thread where anything goes..

Thank you so much, that guy for bite me.

bayino:

91 parcels

If na play, stop am, guy stop am, only you dey give me 16 mentions. Wetin I do you na?

Bayino, Bayino, Bayino, na how many times I call you? Stay away from Warri Igbo, Warri Igbo dey ruin brain. I can remember the scenero between Jacob and Jamiu, Jacob sent Jamiu to get Warri Igbo, he quickly dashed to the nearest junction and bought one, he passed it along to Jacob to feel.
Twenty minutes later after Jacob has smoked ninety-one parcels, he frantically began searching for his leg, in Jacob's voice "I can't find my leg, my leg, my leg, I dropped my leg here, I sat with my leg here, my leg, my leg, my leg".
He used close to forty minutes to do that, I beleive you know the rest.
Stay away from Waffarian Igbo, bad for health.

GetOvaMe:


lol

My Gee. Whats'up?

Mehn, that Khan guy just finish you, after all your iranu.
......

Like seriously?? "Go Cassy, Go Cassey"
I know you are good in maths never knew you were good @ a.s.s-licking too.


In other news... How's Maths treating you? You don't seem very sane tho'


Biko, easy with the calculations o!
I hear say; Mathematics can cause slow, irreparable damage to one's mental faculties.
One man for my area na living proof.


And in you case we can only hope!

You know say you sabi maths wella.



Stay blessed bro.

omo, see polite insult, you jus use scope dey insult me.
My eyes are on you, ki lo ka fa? I will show you pepper, even tomato.
Me Math? If na play, stop am.

mistytohcute:



awwww


so sweet

chop kisses

kisses received, only me? *in thick yoruba accent* Am blusi, o ri e pe, wa se re o mo.

*in think hausa accent* walai, I no serious, na who write all these?
Disclaimer; This is to inform the general populace that my account was hacked. Thank you for your understanding.

Here I am under the plantain tree, eating my potato chips, thinking of how tomorrow is going to be, with my pretty chick.
.
Loving is all am gonna do, just like scooby doo, magsdgsdjkehjksjksjk,k,jlsdxjhsjhksakljsdjhsxjmksdywekjdcsjhxskj,sdjhsyskjsfdjeuyedksalkxshgysikosdyudshgsddsjhkdsciuduydskjlsdjhgcytsjklsdkj,zxjhgsdjuuyewasahgsayuwejhsjhcxytdsncxytnbslsghsywjhsyskldsjhdsjhsdyusdhjswyshgxcytshxcyt.
*in a trembling thick voice* Waidi, this weed no be am, go return am o.
CC mistytohcute

Khan1993:
TOMTOM. Shey the whole factory or 1packet.

any would suffice

Khan1993:
nope but i wish i was.

why?

Let me drop a love letter/poem/rhythm here for any lady online CC mistytocute, this is for you

I will forever hate you unless you promise to buy me tomtom

Khan1993:
@Thankyoujesus, opps. Didnt mean to open the page o

aaamos:

Wat of B and C

no mind them

Khan1993:
. . .

that is just unfair.

A

H

Khan1993:
lol. Wetin make oau aspirant kon talk.

Is your date of birth 1993?

I must open this 450.
Modified; 460.
Sign of aba made weed, everything is fake (with all due respect).

Go Cassy, go Cassy, go Cassy, hit him, kick him, blow him, punch him, yeah Cassy. Getovame, better luck next time. Thats my guy, "Cassy".

Who's At Risk Between This Two #Randy/ Peter. Let's find out lol.

1. This thread is meant to expose undergraduates or newly admitted students not to settle for less or let people's opinions, circumstances dictate the way we see life.
2. To motivate and inspire students alike irrespective of the challenges.
3. Set a foundation where students can relate/question professionals/graduates concerning their pains and gains.
Note; First class and second class upper haters, this thread is not meant for you.
Lalasticlala, you know what to do na.