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Gospel according to st. Mumu

Wow. So what should we do now?

Another has escaped from yaba left

*yawns*

You will die

kennygee:
Sex, there is a reason why the bible is against Fornication.

Na Iranu dey worry you.

You are looking for a man that will give you Christian Grey kind of sex but will be nothing to write home about as long as being a husband is concerned eh?

Please, drop his number so that women who are "REALLY" looking for good men to marry can grab him.

*Christian grey type of sex* lwkmdlwkmd

I don't celebrate birthdays. don't see the point

forap:
Thanks bro.

Nice one Thanos, but you know you cheated ur way through. You spent almost an hour to review my script an restructure yours. I allowed it though, cos I underrated you, but you had to pull out all your archived rhymes lol.

PS: Everything I wrote was just for the fun of it, no snide aim at no one.

Don't flatter yourself earthling. So you mean I constructed a verse that obliterated you in minutes?. Sounds like a compliment. If you want a rematch be my guest. We all already know what the outcome would be. Don't bother quoting me again. You are now a thing of the past

lygn19:
guy dats rude o.

Fact bro. I for one am one who loves giving head. Like hell I relish doing that shhiit. But the girls are pigs and this hoes ain't loyal

NaNaYaaah:
thats soo rude for you to say...and sorry to burst ya bubble but we do know wat personal hygiene is...aint fair dat u say something this mean n soo rude...we are hygienic

There was a thread the other time where most of the females there were insisting there was no issue with their man washing their delicates. I quote me, only a pig would leave her delicates hanging around long enough for her man to be washing it

NaNaYaaah:
Hey guys ... uhm so i have a crush on a guy and hes nigerian...very handsome. Everytime i go to his shop he greets me n welcomes me in the local ghanaian language.... everytime i go there i cant help but smile like an idiot...he even wished me a belated valentine...
But my friend told me that naija men hate ghanaian gals...and that they only use us for banging purposes...zit tru ?

Because you guys have no idea what personal hygiene is

NaNaYaaah:
Hey guys ... uhm so i have a crush on a guy and hes nigerian...very handsome. Everytime i go to his shop he greets me n welcomes me in the local ghanaian language.... everytime i go there i cant help but smile like an idiot...he even wished me a belated valentine...
But my friend told me that naija men hate ghanaian gals...and that they only use us for banging purposes...zit tru ?

Do you know how to bang?

Mtcheew

Im the god of the universe but am hunting still
the spending power I possess is what many call a daunting skill
but you a nigga who walks around with plenty ATM cards
claiming you control money, fooling dames with your brags
when in essence you got more empty accounts than a ponzi scheme
I go Hitler in this bitch and you are
mine Jew
I know you feeling me. admit it, my lines blows your mind too
Bleep an army, I'll whoop his ass with a mime crew
and if the pig claims to be sick, don't take it literal, he's really suffering from swine flu
out with the old rhymes what I brought are new
so sick. many viruses in the the air and am proud to have caught a few
you sick? must be suffering from identity crises........
coz I am for rap, biz is for rap, everyone in this section is for rap and it begs the question, who the Bleep are you?
i bring those rap they can't resist
lyrical class oozing from this you can't best it
its only online you get close to being recognised as a person
because you are like an ideal gas. don't you get it, in the real world you don't exist!
let's go mathematical, I'm x you y
can't beat me no matter how hard you try
send four figure tables crashing on your back side
angle of elevation so little, no way you can see the bright side
your verse lacks that sting, shit is so deficient
at the end I'll be ranked at the top, while you find yourself behind x like a bloody co efficient

Posting now,

forap:
Thanos, you seem to be eager for your slaughter, let me know when you're ready to ...

You can't kill a god. I'm immortal

stan241:
Nah won't let myself come down to your level and derail the thread... uve been ignored

Annnnnnnnnnnd..........he's gone!

dechandel:
Swerrie dont you gerrit

Kiss Daniel is not gay!! Now say that aloud!!

Killing yourself here, while bros Daniel is being poked by a fellow bro

dechandel:

You might need Sam Smith's 'in the lonely hour' to help you through this trying times

stan241:
First off its "dey" not dry...secondly i haven't the damndest clue who she is so kilode?..she asked for advise i gave it and moved on while you chose to abuse her and i called you out on it...You should learn to accept when you are wrong

Bro you are really horrny

dechandel:
Its all good..

I have the potentials of taming a gay nigga


But i know my Kiss Daniel aint gay

Pele. Continue to console yourself

stan241:
She asked for advise and you abuse her probably would have been best not to comment at all

Knight in shining armor. She still won't open for you. No go face your cross. Dry form jet li for here

GCO:
Thanks anyway, all na comment, though i never expected it from you as a nairaland friend.

Friend ke? Is even more serious than I thought

dechandel:
Noooooooooo

You are joking right

For real. Are you living under a rock. Its been in the news

Yungwizzzy:

Ever since I started dating from teenage I've not experienced what I just did this past few months. from violence to endless lov3 making to unprintable events

In this thread I'm going to gist you in parts, say pt1-5

In the first part I'll talk about how we met, when I was struggling till I made my first N10million @17 till I single handedly raised my filling stations to 35 in Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana, SouthAfrica etc

Please I advice if you are below 16 don't continue with this thread

cc
tosyn2much (he inspired this post when we talked on bbm)


pt1 loading....

may a 1963 Volkswagen beetle crush your head.

Jobless mongrel. How about just telling her to 'go and die'

searching4love:
And the award goes to most Nigerian women. They are the most hard to please, disloyal, cheap, petty and fornicative females in this world.

My experience with these ladies made me conclude that no matter how hard you try, you can never find a Nigerian lady with just one man/guy. Immorality has eaten deep into their system and their needs and wants are mostly insatiable by just one man.

I have been single and searching for love for over 3years and all through the search i noticed the ladies has nothing to offer than sex. They are intellectually blind, some have terrible hygiene, some are lazy and most of them are money hungry.

I have given up on Nigerian girls for now and hopefully i will relocate abroad to find true love.


To all the single men out there, if you truly want a lady with the right qualities as a wife, i suggest you look outside the shores of Nigeria.

#team foreigngirls

slowpoke is dating a Ghana/Benin republic girl. Comes on line and starts shouting keep calm and date a foreign girl

chissy4rea:
Greetings my brothers and sisters, please i need your advice

My fiance and i got engaged last December. he is a truly amazing man and posseses all the good qualities of a husband. he is from Enugu state, im from Anambra state.

normal family investigations were conducted. it was found that his mother and my maternal grandmother are from the same family/kindred so the tradition according to the elderly women say that my fiance and I are forbidden to marry, that if we have kids they will die. our alternative is to do a ritual to break our so called blood link.

my fiance and i are christians and will not partake in such. iv told my pastor and he said he sees no close link between us that we can go ahead and marry because even in the bible the list of forbidden relationships among family members does not include my fiance and i . my parents advise i end things with him but i believe this man is my God sent husband and we are ready to fight this. if we were close cousins i would understand but our family tie is far. my theory is. if something is forbidden there should be no alternative. i need advice

Advice abi? Kill yourself

oldbrain:
I want all and sundry to pls give me advice ooo. Anytime a fat and sturky girl sees me,they will jst fall for me immediately. But I don't appeal to slender and normal girls. Yesterday,when I saw a fat girl she fall complitely for me.she even took me to her hostel outside to prepare food for me. Same happen today when I was inside the bus. This fat cute girl was busy catching a glance at me. initially I taught she did not have anything romantically sinister in her heart. But immediately we got to the final bus stop in school,this girl jst walk up to me. Suprisingly,she asked for my number which I relunctlantly gave to her. Promising me that she would give me a call via extra cool. Haba! Which conversation u wan have wit me through extra cool. Pls nairalender what can I do now to set myself free from orobo girls. Advice pls

You are cursed. Go to mfm prayer mountain

Africans, making an issue out of everything since 1880

If only we could reduce some people to their constituent sperm and egg and return them to their donors