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smfh

how do you kiss by mistake?

how are you this re.tar.ded

salute to a real nigga

bro. try to be original

nothing. that is what my warri boys call bad market

you are one dumb morrrdafoorker

mtcheew

dafuq? dafuq?

Logicalmind:
Caveat - I'm not a sexist but writing from what I've seen and read from Nairaland girls. By the way, I'm not generalising and that's why I used the phrase "some" instead of "Most and ALL" like chauvinistic Nairaland guys do.

1) On a thread, they said it's cute guys or nothing.

2) On another one, they say it's tall guys or nothing - does that mean they'll date tall ugly guys

3) On another thread, they say it's guys with abs/six packs or nothing - contradicting opinion.

4) On another thread they say it's pink lips or nothing e.g Ireneony.

5) On another thread they say it's nice guys or nothing.

6) On another one, they say it's rich guys or nothing.

7) On another one, they say it's guys with big díck or nothing - does that mean they'll date a poor and ugly man with big D?

I think majority of girls don't know what they like - and money controls some of them but not ALL. Or are they searching for a guy with all the qualities above.

Anyways, I've got ALL except 6ft height.

Girls, what do you really crave for?

just repeatedly flogging the same old topic. na by force to create thread

eminentme:
A typical african mother will always manufacture one yeye errand or the other, to give you, once she's seeing you peacefully pressing your phone or amp; Playing Video Game!...lets have fun pals.

I don't know which is dumber, you or your thread

mtcheew

ilotriouzAY:
Which one is better and why?

1) Being HATED for being urself

2) Being LOVED for being sumone else

the worst is being stupid like you

liricyst:
wtf!!!!

na nigga....I don't want another no show... I would rather give obesemf the win. Let's ask for an extension so you can remember your bars. As long as you remember your end punches...you can easily remember your plots little by little.

Mikuz how about that?

you can see my tick tock post on my thread. I was about to pay then. I don't really think I can go through with it this night again. but if the mod insists, I can maybe cook up something to fulfill all righteousness

liricyst:
Deadline is 8pm, Friday 6 March 2014
Meaning you can post before then..but not after then

I forfeit. as I was about to upload my verse, I accidentally deleted it from my note pad. may the best man win

tick tock tick tock

obesemf:
baba Thanos, we dey wait you oh

8 o'clock it was written, 8 o'clock it shall go down

ShutdownBrown24:
Friend pls am confuse abt this, is it true that some girl can change a life of a man


ADVICE FOR THE LADIES !!

When you close your eyes for an evil man to pass, you wont know when a good man will also pass.
Sometimes, a lady accepting proposal from a man is like accepting for a job interview or offer....now that you have
accepted his offer; ask yourself, 'why do i think he should marry me?

What can i offer to him that other ladies cannot do? What qualities do i possess that will convince him i am good and unique from others?
Be mindful of the kind of
character/ behaviour you portray or exhibit because single men are watching you but in all, be original, dont die a photocopy.

So what should we do noww?

liricyst:
Mikuz obesemf wants you to set up the threads

Anyways, Obesemf and Thanos, i won't be chanced on that friday in the evening....even throughout the weekend. Please let's post on that Friday anytime from 3pm to 5pm. What say you?

OK earthling. I will grant you your wish

tkconcept:
urgent advise needed met this girl recently and we became pretty close within a short while, I totally had no intention of asking her out but we flirt, joke and tease each other. i just realised she is now totally into me and now she just sent me a message asking "what are we into". How do i nicely tell her am not into her like that.? tnx

Bang her and tell her you are just phuuck buddies

After break ups, I dive into the next available womanliness

Juicypamela:
I met this guy who is 'soooo' cute an nice, He do help me with some office work or any managerial ideas.
My last birthday I was suprised by him on something I always long for within,. I broke up with my fiance' cause i dont want to loose up since we aint married an right now am back to single Unattached" lifestyle an he was so happy with the decision I made.
We've known each other for six years an really he has been tooo nice to me an he's single too an never proffeses love to me.

The question here I can't decipher the favour and love an am fallling in love with his kindness an geniune sincerity

Love has a big heart. Favour has a big diicck

Ignatiusprince:
During my secondary school days,There was this girl name Amaka, that loves me so much.. I didn't love her then coz she was not my level.... she was too nice, lovely and beautiful... Though, I accepted to date her coz I don't like hurting people and I respect her love for... Amaka can travel even by 12mid 9t to come and see me... taking all sorts of risk... but now the reverse is the case... Now, i'm a 300level student, Amaka came 2 my school coz of me but now things has changed... She hardly calls me and she answers a lot of calls nowadays..From her lodge 2 my place is 50naira but she doesn't even try coming like b4 that she can spent 2k 4 transport to come and see me. Since I noticed that, my Love for her increased... I can't lie, i'm really in love with her now but she z telling me that she doesn't know what z wrong with her that she z now forcing her self 2 love me... please my good friends,, what could be d cause, I want to stop seeing her, but Itz not easy 4 me, d more I notice d way guys do approach her and greet her d more jealous I become, I don't know if anyone has been in dis shoe b4... help me out plz, I want to leave her or should I talk 2 her, coz I have tried on so many occasions, and she told me that all z well, jst that d love z no longer d way it was... I can't leave her coz i'm in love with her now... i'm her first love, plz help me.. Itz eating me up...

Amaka has discovered bigger diiccks

1-know how to bang
2-know how to bang
3-12. Good at blowing

What should we do now

Mumu blogger. No go find better thing to do with your life

[quote author=ebabsuoires post=31290364]Hey guys
Its been few days since my boyfriend broke up with me and I have been really depressed and alone
I need help
Sometimes I feel like killing myself. I feel he is still around, I hear his voice but I see no one.

I have been home for 4 days and only go to the store. I see people calling me and shouting at me

At home someone pulls my hair just like my boyfriend use to.
I feel so empty, like my life is over

What should I do please, the voices and images I see is becoming too much.
I see them but when I go to touch them I feel nothing.
I am seeing someone now as I am writing It would be unfair for you to pass your dumb genes to kids

Smh

onomeglo:
Pls am aving dis problem wit people around me,most people thinks am proud and I dnt dink iam cos am a nice gurl, the reasons is dat am a very reserved person nd quite ,I dnt talk anyhow or play wit peole even at home,cos dats my nature,I dnt really knw wat to do becos whereever am going people point at me and even talk to to d extent dat I could hear wat dey ar saying,different names calling like ogbanje,snub,and all dat,plz I needed to correct dis,how can I go abt dat so as to be free frm dem tanks

How about free sex for everyone. I'm sure their impression would change

dinosmiles:
just kinda curious buh really wanna hear from d females folks abt dis

Mumu, how about typing like someone who went to school and not like a hippie

Waste of time. Any woman who would blow you loves you

Mtcheew