₦airaland Forum

Dunsin89:
na so brotha, u na Jamaican dude.
I see yu

guy bone, I be confam Naija boy Oo. All na scope o

rallymento:
When you called GEJ ogogoro drunkard from Otuoke....was he not our president then? Does he deserved to be ridiculed? Now wishing Buhari death for being a tyrant and Democratic Dictator will attract Karma....

Like I said, I am not wishing him death... But if one person's death will save millions of lives...menh let the modafoka...die !!

that modafuka is not gonna die... He's gon be here till 2019 presiding over yall likkle bloodclaat rat asses

Imagine how di pussssy guh look like

Bloodclaaat dutty punana!

Haffi ( have to)

Mussi (must to)

Gwan (go, gone)

Pickney (child) origin: Portuguese

Dutty biafrans

chachanga:
whahgwan bomboclat ?

me deh yah easy enuh...

Bombaclaaat means a motherfuckeers, watch your bwoy..

Caw me a badman killer from me born

Dunsin89:
. Which kin rubbish is this one typing sef? You sure sae you go school at all?. Write pidgin wiv sense na

Bloodclaaat! If yuh nuh understand wah me a say you fi a act like yuh nuh hear..

Or is it a must say you haffi quote me?

Leave me alone batty bwoy..

Naijasinglegirl:
I am not sorry I don’t live on the Island. And I don’t live on the mainland either. I live around the ‘extra lands’ off the mainland and when I tell people my location, toasters to be specific, they be like, “Too bad!”
As if Ambode is not the governor in my area.

Boys are willing to do London/Lagos long distance relationships but cannot do common Ikorodu/Ikoyi relationships.
No boy even wants to do Uber for you from your location to a first date meeting on the Island because the cost of a trip is God is Good Motors rate from Lagos to Abia.
You mention where you are living to a prospective toaster and the next thing he says is, “The last time I visited there was 2002.”
Oga who asked you?

A ‘toaster’ would mention an event/party that took place on the island and when you express your disappointment on why you were not invited, he’ll say, “But you are in town now.”
Excuse me?

The worst of them are the ones that offer free lifts. You’d be minding your business at a bus stop on the Island, patiently waiting for an Oshodi bound vehicle so you can take a BRT from Oshodi to Agbado Ijaiye and later the 20 minutes okada ride from the bus stop at Agbado Ijaiye to your own Lagos when a guy in a camry would pull up and say, “Can I give you a ride home?”
OGA DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS?

Sometimes I mention where I am headed and the manner they zoom off is disrespectful.
The time I was stupid enough to accept to be dropped along the way, I regretted. For some of the spoilt Island boys, along the way means the second curve along third mainland bridge or sometimes an unnamed location where you’d wait for a vehicle for one hour and have no choice but to start returning to the bus stop because your routes have been messed up.

Even people living in lbeju Lekki and Ajah outskirts are joining to discriminate mainland people with talks of, “The only thing that takes me to the mainland is the airport”
Ko serious.
At least I don’t have to cross the Atlantic Ocean, queue at four toll gates and pass eight roundabouts before I get home.

You know the most annoying part? The husband materials in these bush areas have refused to date their own. All their girlfriends are based on the Island. Issokay.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/apparently-single-dont-live-island/

oh gyal yuh a bad...

Na so me tek one gyal fi a lift from Alapere to Oshodi the other day only for her to tell me she came to see someone all the way from Osun state..

"Blooooooodclaaaat! " a so me say inna me mind and gwan...

Me still av di gyal number pon mi phone an a vex me vex any time weh me member di distance

Pree (watch)

Gyal (girl)

Bwoy(boy)

So me a say

Hello brothers & sisters (brethren)

A wah gwan? (what's up?)

To all the patwah lovers

Let use this forum to learn more from each other

No time fi check time enub

A me fi go drop some patois words and meanings fi yuh..

Drop urs if got

It's a learning thing enuh

The most clueless man award went to this man last 2 years




My nigga now is doing everything he could to win the Man Of the Year award

Good luck to you Jonathan

Talk2Bella:
I love the accent

Yeah that's a rastafari thing enuh... When it comes to patwah thing some bwoy nuh see me.. Inna dis thing me a di general..

Even di gyal dem a pree me wen me talk.

Me nuh see nuh bloodclaat work dem a do..

Pussssy hole dem a just sidung pon di chair fi do nothing... Buh me think me wah fi bleeps one of dem pussssy hole deh... Anyweh di gyal deh me wah see dem

3FVMJMG

When rifle a clap round deh, people a block run deh

Body, lay flat pon di ground round deh

Police a stop round deh

Cusdamato:
rasta abeg naaaa take it easy eehhhh rasta

a wah yah say?

Mi nuh fi tek it easy pon dis bloodclat likkle youth dem.. Me haffi teach dem a big lesson yah...

Cos a we dem a watch lakka movie tator

A vex dem a vex cos we a move the paper...

Talk2Bella:
hahahahahah I can't believe I actually read all that word for word

cute

LOL.. You think it's funny right?

A true me a talk gyal...

We nuh tek chat
We nuh tek talk
Any bwoy diss a quick fi get shot..

Dem nuh know say we get we weapon from the Asians
Any bwoy weh diss a gwan be a spartan invasion...

Big up gyal, big up. Me sight pon di big black gate enuh

MMM- Money-Making-Mitch

Paid in full motherfuckeers

DDeliverer:
My guy, carry your wahala dey go!

My nigga... Tek am easy, everything go nice..

DDeliverer:
Gunshot? Is that enough reason for you to suffer and smile? Because of gunshot? Because you are afraid? Youthu!
Leaders of 2moro!

I wonder how proud your unborn children would be reading this post of yours 25years from now....

a talk dem a talk...

A where unu dey when dem a batty politicians dem a tek unu money weh..

None of unu fit come out fi fight... A when shitts a hit the fan now unu come yah fi shout a blue murder...


Bloodclaat all of unu batty man deh!

Bloodclaats!

A weh dem a run guh?

Dem guns dem a roar like a lion pon di sky deh

And any bwoy wey diss a quick fi get a bullet inna dem teeth enuh

And one inna informer eye fi di looking...

Dem fi get a rifle slap round yah...

Bloodclaat! For this recession time wey even bet9ja no gree pay niggas? Nigga you bleeps up big time.

Money haffi make!

DDeliverer:
So we have gotten the change abi. .

We don't blame you....

This is what you tell us ?

We don't blame you at all...

#Istandwith2baba..

Keep standing till you get a gunshot inna your bloodclat morrow...

I remember those years wey man dey sample ashawo Congo... From kuramo to itedo, Apese to oniru to obalende road we a destroy dem pussssy deh. Anyweh dem gyal deh we deh there enuh....

#OurMumuDonDo

My nigga

Papikush:
The Apc thieves and thugs obviously want to start a street riot. Why didn't they stand with buhari before now?

Why do they think this protest is to damage bubu's presidency? Or are they doing this out of guilty conscience?

The problem this country is facing is certainly not the leaders but the political parties. Imagine fayose wanting to campaign alongside 2face too.

Nigeria is finished.

#WeStandWithBuhari #WeAreTheAPCzonbies #WeBelieve


Come out everybody and stand for the truth... Corruption must die!?

#ThunderFireIpob #ThunderFireWailers

BlindAngel:
Any body that voted for Buhari, this cancer government, and still supporting him till date, will die this Night. Watch and see.

fine girl without brain = dumb posts.. ?

Bolustic:
He will resign as soon as Nnamdi Kanu finishes his 27 years self inflicted course at the Institute of Commonsense, Kuje

My belle was bust oh... What's he studying there?

Sai Baba!

2Baba

CXLVII:
Chai!


Egusi soup o!


Runs to market to buy other ingredients


Garri
2 cup of periwinkle
Ugu leaf
Maggi
Salt
Palm oil
Vegetable oil
Beef
Cray fish
Egusi
Dry pepper
Stock fish
Roasted fish
Titus fish
Prawns

Abeg no put Periwinkle for my soup ohhhh!..... *drops plate*