₦airaland Forum

shizzle11:
fvcktard! i suggest you get ready to commit suicide when GEJ is returned as president come may 29th and i hope you rest in peices.

Bleeping nincompoop.

One flat-head detected

Na all these flat-headed non-entities be Lagosians?

No worry, e go soon clear for your eyes. Stupeed old thieving drunker.

Clerverly:
We are very deep into the grassroot campaign!

If PDP ever try this style of campaign eh, na beating them go get oh.. People dey vex.

Jonathan's a fuckerr!

Actually, e mek sense gan..

iscoli:
LAAAAME......

LAAAAME...... ooooo is it a lemoo?

You smoke dust?

bestestgirl:
This your joke dry pass sahara dessert

I'm telling you

My own na World Bank..

Adijatu why Nau!

pretydiva:
my house oo

I think saw you once in G4, guess that's your resident

Gold in a Goat.. E rhyme na.

fabulous660:
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector....

But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you.

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country.

Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation...
Source: self

Na wa o! What of Mr Ajao, Jaja Of Opobo, Alake, Edet, Mrs Malaika and Mr Malaika? What of Idris Aloma.. What of Tolu? Oga you dey dull me oh!

frankyychiji:
....I didn't know you loved pusie this much.

I don't only love pusie, I eat pusie.. But not ugly, dirty, sloppy and cancer infested pusie that has mercilessly been tampered-with.

Frankmishael:
I do bleep my dad on Sunday morning because I'm
a senseless gay.

Wow

So make I begin dance Gangnam Style abi wetin?

mcaylife:
oversabi dey worry u... polo or t shirt... who cares.. we got what the op was trying to say..

No vex

anigbajumo:
I dnt bliv until it .........sai buhari sai baba

I love that jersey.


@Topic: If they couldn't remove Tambuwal as Speaker then how the bleeps are they going to be able to remove Jega? bleeping jokers!

[In Shao Khan's Voice] "Fayose, you will soon DIE! HAHAHAHA!"

Ok Mr President, ride on until the wheels fall off

It's alright

Yes, no amnesty for PDP and their BH Army

Which kain protest! This is more like a Street Jam, see gbedu dey go

Dat girl holding placard should be in psychiatric, she looks mad.

OMG! Na to stop am be that o, eeh!

OBAFEMIawolowo:
Thanks, I have edited it.

Correct

OBAFEMIawolowo:
Ambode just passed through lateef jakande few minutes, he was throwing polo T-shirt from his car which is moving on a high speed.

see pictures below.

Dat no be polo, just a T-shirt bruv. Polo dey always get collar,shey you get.

mmsen:
Chinese girls?

No thank you sir.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4as9HxZSeA

Chinese women are more than capable of being violent.

Dat na joke, wetin I wan carry chinko do?

adaleng:
oya. Sorry
0ne Nigeria
One Love

you get mouth. Hope say you don collect ya pvc?

Igbo girls wey don chop Akpu, dem go beat shege comot for your body.. #TeamChineseGirls

adaleng:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
E dey pain u?

Yes

Correct girl.. No be all these agbaya mamas in here wey dey form ITK