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Islam for Muslims / Re: I Need Duas And Supplication To Battle Masturbation by thatsleepboy1: 12:32pm On Dec 17, 2021
kutashi:
You are very sick!
To your dirty brain, you believed you've gotten a point you can brag on! Oponu tutu! Kafiri radarada!
But to bail you out of 'never ending darkness' you're shrouded in presently, check Suratul Hud, Chapter 11 vs 114!
May be it may save you from impeding hell fire you're bound for!
And you clicked that you're a muslim for you to comment here! Is that, whatever stupid form of your worship taught you?

Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

وَاَ قِمِ الصَّلٰوةَ طَرَفَيِ النَّهَا رِ وَزُلَـفًا مِّنَ الَّيْلِ ۗ اِنَّ الْحَسَنٰتِ يُذْهِبْنَ السَّيِّاٰتِ ۗ ذٰلِكَ ذِكْرٰى لِلذّٰكِرِيْنَ 
"And establish prayer at the two ends of the day and at the approach of the night. Indeed, good deeds do away with misdeeds. That is a reminder for those who remember."
(QS. Hud 11: Verse 114) abeg is allah or his adherents confused or both are confused? allah mentioned 3times here na abi na another I dey see?

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Sports / Re: Meet Faiq Bolkiah, World's Richest Footballer, Richer Than Ronaldo, Messi by thatsleepboy1: 12:23pm On Dec 17, 2021
Old story

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 12:22pm On Dec 17, 2021
Omeizadean:




You need to read the bible and stop bringing up nonsense questions.

Abraham's works was justified by faith and during his time, there was no law, so stop your fuulishness and be schooled before you spit trash.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 12:19pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:
Christian storming this thread to display their ignorance, as if they can change what Allah (SWT) has perfected, many of them will wish they were muslims after this life.

Islam is not a religion from G-D at all, it is full of fables.

See what allah says about women, they're even farmlands.

The Koran beautifully sums up women's status in Surat al-Baqara 2:223

Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

نِسَآ ؤُكُمْ حَرْثٌ لَّـكُمْ ۖ فَأْتُوْا حَرْثَكُمْ اَنّٰى شِئْتُمْ ۖ وَقَدِّمُوْا لِاَ نْفُسِكُمْ ۗ وَا تَّقُوا اللّٰهَ وَا عْلَمُوْۤا اَنَّکُمْ مُّلٰقُوْهُ ۗ وَ بَشِّرِ الْمُؤْمِنِيْنَ
"Your wives are a place of sowing of seed for you, so come to your place of cultivation however you wish and put forth [righteousness] for yourselves. (QS. Al-Baqara 2: Verse 223)

To say that wives must be passive
partners is an understatement. According to the Koran they are like farmlands or landed properties while the husbands are husbandmen. As farmlands have no will of their own, in Islam, neither do wives.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Are The Conditions For Wiping Over Socks? by thatsleepboy1: 12:07pm On Dec 17, 2021
Peace1993:
The mad and untaught ones make themselves known through their replies.

Do you want to fight for allah or you want allah to do justice for himself from his kaaba? Na wa ooo, I hope allah will distribute the promised 72 virgins in aljana properly cos his followers are really trying for him.

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Crime / Re: meth: Imo Community Gives Dealers, Consumers 48 Hours To Quit by thatsleepboy1: 11:17pm On Dec 16, 2021
Zico5:

Always trying to bring others to the problem bedeviling them. I have never seen anyone taking this drug in my area here in Lagos despite daily news about it. U better face front and settle Ur case.

If I may ask, where in Lagos cos in Yaba here, coded joints dey o. Na BANKU never reach Lagos.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ayatul Islam Abdul Lateef Adebowale & Christian Hypocrisy by thatsleepboy1: 5:17pm On Dec 15, 2021
Ajumma Ajumma how many times did I call you?

Islam is not from the Heavenly G-D and no wonder you're what you are. Abeg be ready to defend your Hadith and allah so that he won't be confused about the right virgins he'll give to you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dubai Becomes World's First 100% Paperless Government (Photos) by thatsleepboy1: 1:01pm On Dec 15, 2021
Magnoliaa:
i see Nigeria doing the same in the next five years.

this I have seen.

You've seen nothing. Nigeria is heading towards division.
Crime / Re: Bike Man Turns Bike To His Bed To Evade Getting Arrested By Police by thatsleepboy1: 8:04am On Dec 15, 2021
Them Babylon no fit change, is it not the same bikes that fly around the whole Yaba?.


FuckDModz:


So ghosts only operate at night? Dolo.

Do you know the amount of robbery that happens there each night? And the police aid them too. Don't think those mad men at that road are mad men ooo, they all so use bikes.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Gets VIP Treatment From Our Facility, DSS Denies IPoB Allegations by thatsleepboy1: 1:53pm On Dec 14, 2021
OHAMADIKE is obviously living large cos they can't touch him and from the look of things, the government are looting through him while ajumma is living in a dungeon and whiling away his destiny. Reality will soon set in for him.
Business / Re: OPEC: Nigeria Regains Africa Top Spot As Oil Production Rises By 47,000 BPD by thatsleepboy1: 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2021
THE SEVEN CHURCHES

Rev 1:10-11 “I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the sound of a trumpet, saying, ‘Write in a book what you see, and send it to the seven churches: to Ephesus and to Smyrna and to Pergamum and to Thyatira and to Sardis and to Philadelphia and to Laodicea.’” (NAS)

1. These seven churches actually existed in John’s time and were just as John described them.
2. Throughout the Christian Era there have been churches spiritually like each of those churches.
3. Those were not the only churches in Asia Minor, they were chosen by the Lord in a specific order for a reason.

What was that reason?

The Post Road

Though there were three other cities nearby to whom Paul had written epistles (Thessalonica, Philippi and Colosse), they were not included because they were not on a Post Road beginning in Ephesus. As a result, they could not give us a timed picture of conditions in
the Church during the Christian era.

The Post Road began in Ephesus and continued on to the various cities in the order given in Revelation 2-3.

From “Ephesus and to Smyrna and to Pergamum and to Thyatira and to Sardis and to Philadelphia and to Laodicea.”
And that exactly matches the spiritual condition of Church during the Christian era.

32-95AD
Ephesus..........“Lost your first love...”
Rev 2:4, Heresy enters church: Marcionites, Gnostics, Nicolaitans, Balaamites, etc.

95-321AD
Smyrna...........“Persecuted 10 days...” Rev 2:10
Ten major persecutions under ten Roman Emperors: (1) Domitian (2) Trajan (3) Hadrian (4) Antonius Pius (5) Marcus Arelius (6) Septimus Severus (7) Maximin (cool Decius (9) Valerian (10)Diocletian

321-450AD
Pergamum......“Where Satan's throne is...” Rev 2:13 Constantine makes Christianity state religion. Church hierarchy begins.

450-950AD
Thyatira.........“That Woman Jezebel...” Rev 2:20
Beginning of Mary worship. Idols brought into the churches. Bishops rise to power.

950-1450AD
Sardis............“But you are dead...” Rev 3:1
Dead Catholic formalism. Bible taken from the people. Persecution of the brethren intensifies.

1450-1948AD
Philadelphia...“You have kept My Word...” Rev 3:8 The Reformation, Protestant churches rise, the Puritan movement, foreign missions founded.

1948AD- ??
Laodicea........ “You are neither hot nor cold...” Rev 3:15 Lukewarm church of today. Great “so-called works,” but spiritually cool.

THE CHURCH OF TODAY
Revelation 3:14-22 “And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; I know thy works, that thou art neither (spiritually) cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art (spiritually) lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. Because thou sayest, I am (spiritually) rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing (huge organizations, popular pastors and world-renowned TV evangelists); and knowest not that thou art (spiritually) wretched, and (spiritually) miserable, and poor, and blind, and (spiritually) naked: I counsel thee to buy of me
(spiritual) gold tried in the fire (of My cross), that thou mayest be (spiritually) rich; and white raiment (of My imputed righteousness), that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy (spiritual) unclothedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with (spiritual) eyesalve, that thou mayest see (marvelous things out of my law). As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man (in the other six churches, the Lord was dealing with the church in general, but in this Laodicean age, He is addressing each of us as individuals) hear my voice, and open the door, I will come into him, and will sup with him, and he with me. To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.”


“He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.”

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Umar Ibn Khatob, The Man Who Wreslted With Jiins And Prevailed by thatsleepboy1: 6:01pm On Dec 13, 2021
AntiChristian:
Was Jesus tempted by the devil or was that a lie too?

Give your excuse why you believe Jesus your God or son of god was tempted by the devil but why these can't happen in Islam?

NB: Devil carried Jesus and showed him the world. He even told your God to worship him.

Stop being sensible by quarter, didn't you read the passage? Did the jinn tempt him? Youre bereft of comprehension. Oh allah will meet his doom in the valley of megiddo soon.
Religion / Re: Erotic Verses From The Bible by thatsleepboy1: 6:00pm On Dec 13, 2021
peggywebbs:
Its called the Book of Proverbs, and the Song of Songs for a reason. Its the collection of of King Solomon, which falls under the history of the Israelites. So basically the book is what it says it is...its not Christian, its not an instruction from God and it's not a prophecy.

So what are you getting at? Do you have a problem with King Solomon's wisdom and talent? I don't get what you are driving at.


Pls don't mind the fuul cos he couldn't defend allah and his trash and till now he hasn't answered my questions and he's tagging me. Let him wallow in his delusions. He has no tangible thing to hold onto.

Here are links to the threads https://www.nairaland.com/6843958/islam-full-fables-not-g-d

https://www.nairaland.com/6891347/just-converted-islam-oh-allah

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Wike's 58th Birthday by thatsleepboy1: 11:49am On Dec 13, 2021
Crime / Re: The Many Extortions Of Nigerian Citizens In Diaspora By Nigerian Embassy In Rome by thatsleepboy1: 11:49am On Dec 13, 2021
ajumma:
wetin concern BIAFRA & IPOB
with Nigerian passport matter?
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You see one of the reasons why we're clamouring for BIAFRA? I'll prefer an Igbo man to extort me that one headslammer that is expecting 72 ikebe super in aljana to extort me.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Hijab As A Right Of Muslim Girl.why This Hatred? by thatsleepboy1: 3:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
It's not easy seeing covered Muslims everywhere while they and their female folks dress naked even to church.

But allh never ordered that in the koran or is allah getting confused by the day? When the koran states Muslim women as farmland, why are you bothered.

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Islam for Muslims / Umar Ibn Khatob, The Man Who Wreslted With Jiins And Prevailed by thatsleepboy1: 3:37pm On Dec 12, 2021
Give your life to Jesus Christ and watch your life grow instead of heeding to a story like this.

Umar ibn Khattob (r.a.a), the man who is feared by demons and jiins

Narated by Abdullah bin Mas‘ud (may Allah be pleased with him):

"A man from among the humans went out and was met by a man from among the jinn, who said: "Will you wrestle with me? If you throw me to the ground I will teach you a verse which, if you recite it when you enter your house and no devil will enter."

So the man from humans wrestled with him and threw the jinn to the ground.

He (man from humans) said: "I see that you are very small and your forearms are like the front paws of a dog. Are all the jinn like this, or only you?"

He (the jinn) replied: "I am strong amongst them. Let us wrestle again."

So they wrestled again and the human again threw him to the ground. So, the jinn said: "Recite Ayat al-Kursi (Surah Al-Baqara, Verse 255) , for no one recites it when he enters his house except that Shaytan (Devil) leaves, passing wind like a donkey."

It was said to Ibn Mas‘ud (may Allah be pleased with him): "Was that man ‘Umar ibn al Khattab?" (may Allah be pleased with him)

He said: "Who else could it have been, other than ‘Umar?" (may Allah be pleased with him)

The prophet s.a.w says: "Satan (demons) choose to walk another way so that his path does not cross with that of Umar.” (Bukhari and Muslim).

May the love of the Prophet(s.a.w) and Umar never seize from my heart. I love him so much.


The devil is wise, a man wrestling with a jinn and allah is really pleased with him, Shaytan is really working in muslim lives o.

allah akbar

Ka boom
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Ghanaian, 2 Nigeriens, Recovers Tramadol Capsules, Meth, Others by thatsleepboy1: 2:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hypocrite government of the north, the same tramadol is what abokis sell in the open at boundary and ijesha like say na water with sex enhancer. You dare not talk to them about uniform men, they'll laugh like mad telling you nothing go happen, na today?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: I just converted to Islam, oh allah is sweet by thatsleepboy1: 8:39am On Dec 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
The topic of your post is you just converted to Islam O Allah is sweet!

But that was a lie!

You are simply a Christian telling lies for Jesus. So who will answer a liar?

A Holy spirit filled liar!

I can't laugh enough abeg free me


I'll advise you and allah to stop being sensible by half, kindly defend your allah or he'll be disgraced further and stop beating around the bush.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ablution Is For Purification … by thatsleepboy1: 5:27am On Dec 12, 2021
advocatejare:

Antichristian is ashamed of being associated with such a filthy practice

Lol. Yeye being, i just called him for another one and he hasn't answer and I'm sure he has viewed the thread. Na fp material for me

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Islam for Muslims / Re: I Need Duas And Supplication To Battle Masturbation by thatsleepboy1: 5:16am On Dec 12, 2021
motayoayinde:


ALLAH'S DESIGN IS THAT ANY MAN/BOY WHO EJACULATES IS READY FOR MARRIAGE AND SHOULD BE MARRIED BY ALL MEANS.

WHEN FULLY MATURE MEN AND WOMEN ARE UNMARRIED, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL ACTS WHICH DAMAGE THE VERY FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY IS WHAT RESULTS.

YOU CAN PRAY, FAST AND STAY AWAY FROM ALL KINDS OF PORN MATERIALS TO STOP THIS ACT, BUT I ASSURE YOU BRO, THESE ARE JUST TEMPORARY MEASURES.

THE MOST POTENT CURE IS MARRIAGE AS SOON AS YOU CAN.


Where did allah design it in the koran? Stop misleading the boy, i just quoted the verses above.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: I just converted to Islam, oh allah is sweet by thatsleepboy1: 11:57pm On Dec 11, 2021
See yet another lamba from allah the supposedly great one

Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

هَلْ اَتٰٮكَ حَدِيْثُ مُوْسٰى 
"Has there reached you the story of Moses? -"
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 15)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

اِذْ نَا دٰٮهُ رَبُّهٗ بِا لْوَا دِ الْمُقَدَّسِ طُوًى 
"When his Lord called to him in the sacred valley of Tuwa,"
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 16)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

اِذْهَبْ اِلٰى فِرْعَوْنَ اِنَّهٗ طَغٰى 
""Go to Pharaoh. Indeed, he has transgressed."
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 17)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَقُلْ هَلْ لَّكَ اِلٰۤى اَنْ تَزَكّٰى 
"And say to him, 'Would you [be willing to] purify yourself"
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 18)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

وَاَ هْدِيَكَ اِلٰى رَبِّكَ فَتَخْشٰى 
"And let me guide you to your Lord so you would fear [Him]?'""
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 19)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَاَ رٰٮهُ الْاٰ يَةَ الْكُبْرٰى 
"And he showed him the greatest sign,"
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 20)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَكَذَّبَ وَعَصٰى 
"But Pharaoh denied and disobeyed."
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 21)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

ثُمَّ اَدْبَرَ يَسْعٰى 
"Then he turned his back, striving."
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 22)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَحَشَرَ فَنَا دٰى 
"And he gathered [his people] and called out"
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 23)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَقَا لَ اَنَاۡ رَبُّكُمُ الْاَ عْلٰى 
"And said, "I am your most exalted lord.""
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 24)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

فَاَ خَذَهُ اللّٰهُ نَكَا لَ الْاٰ خِرَةِ وَا لْاُ وْلٰى 
"So Allah seized him in exemplary punishment for the last and the first [transgression]."
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 25)

Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala said:

اِنَّ فِيْ ذٰلِكَ لَعِبْرَةً لِّمَنْ يَّخْشٰى 
"Indeed in that is a warning for whoever would fear [Allah]."
(QS. An-Naazi'aat 79: Verse 26)
Islam for Muslims / Re: I just converted to Islam, oh allah is sweet by thatsleepboy1: 11:21pm On Dec 11, 2021
42 views and yet no tangible Muslim can answer these questions or come to allah's aid.

Is allah still telling you pple what to say or has he threatened you with your own share of 72 hot and fresh ikebe super in aljana firdaus?

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