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Celebrities / Re: Alice Adepe: Miss Nigeria 1963 Honoured In Benue 58 Years After (video) by thatsleepboy1: 5:14pm On Jan 03, 2022

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Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo Celebrates His Wife, Gifty Mawunya's Birthday by thatsleepboy1: 4:56pm On Jan 03, 2022
As a Christian, if you believe the above and go after allah, na your problem cos even the houris, you no go see.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Allah's Promise Of Houris by thatsleepboy1: 4:49pm On Jan 03, 2022
Advocatejare Rightchannel antichristian lukgaf
Ajumma
Islam for Muslims / Allah's Promise Of Houris by thatsleepboy1: 4:47pm On Jan 03, 2022
Koran 44 vs 51 - 54
Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74
Koran 78 vs 31 - 33


Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the Qur’an and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, among gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Companions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:

Qur’an 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;-

and also:

Qur’an 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;-

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?-

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions;-

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?-

Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;-

So, the Qur’an tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the Qur’an that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

Qur’an 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks:

(…) meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, (…) Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration[1].

But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.

But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others)—logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the least two virgins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives;
the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."

It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!

Addendum

This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise[2]."

Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others.

Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.

[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ablution Is For Purification … by thatsleepboy1: 4:36pm On Jan 03, 2022
advocatejare:

Antichristian is an Ahlu Sunnah who is ashamed of many of the sunnah of Muhammad!

And he still defends Muhammed, he only cares about his 72 Houris that's why.
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Name, Muhammad As Shown In The Bible. by thatsleepboy1: 4:16pm On Jan 02, 2022
AntiChristian:


Why not send him an email? Is my name Zakir Naik?

Oh Jesus... grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fear Heightens Over Bandits’ Alliance With Terrorist Groups by thatsleepboy1: 6:51pm On Dec 18, 2021
“They claim that they are not bandits, but poised to set up a ‘caliphate’ at the Kainji National Park. They claim they are not bandits but that they are Godsend and they are operating from the border of Niger, Benin Republic, and Nigeria. Though Benin Republic has closed its borders, the ISWAP is operating around the periphery trying to indoctrinate communities there to accept their teaching and forget about what government is doing,” Matane said.

I hope I'm not blind cos if they mentioned Benin Republic, it means that the south is not safe at all, they've covered everywhere, their next target will be from Cameroun and presently going to Libya enroute jigawa is not even safe, they now tax them heavily.

slowice:
Nothing concern me here... How you make your bed na so you go lie on it. Afterall my tribe never be president yet

Bros we no safe again walahi.

Meanwhile, Ajumma your north is getting destroyed by allah and his boys daily while you're busy masturbating on every IPOB thread, omo, you no go get house again, your clear go soon eye.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 10:10pm On Dec 17, 2021
Youngnicewater:
Advocate jare and thatsleepboy1 two of una no get shame, imagine arguing with a woman over religion issue

U people no get work undecided

Everyone has freedom to choose the religion he or she wants.

Vanessa continue your Islam, no mind those Mughafalun

Does salvation care about gender? Abeg, shipt go wan side, she's a lost sheep and we want to bring her back to the light.
I would even be a footmat in Mount Zion
And lay down
My children, children, children
Shall give a testimony of His life
We'll beat salvation drum from shore to shore
From door to door
Sound ye the trumpet of Zion
That the inhabitants of Earth may see it
Me no have fi have no spliff
Me no have fi have no pipe

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Romance / Re: Pain In Between My Teeth Accompanied With Terrible Odor by thatsleepboy1: 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2021
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 8:08pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


I became a Muslim before marrying a Muslim, I will rather be a farmland and slave of Allah than be a prey to the devil. Allah is God, and He is too holy to behold iniquity, I don't support killing of non Muslim but I know the spirit of Allah just like He did in sodom and gomorrah and in many places with the Isrealites can destroy what is to Him (God) unholy and this could mean devil's inside human being either christian or Muslim, that's why islam will not allow you to continue to be possessed if you practice it right and you are not dirty because dirt's and bad odour will attract devil's and drive away the spirit of God.

In final response to you, Islam is not from G-D, why? There are only two great ways to G-D which is Judaism and Christianity, kindly read below, Revelation: 12. 17. And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Romans: 11. 7. What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded 8. (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hearwink unto this day. 9. And David saith, Let their table be made a snare, and a trap, and a stumbling block, and a recompence unto them: 10. Let their eyes be darkened, that they may not see, and bow down their back alway. 11. I say then, Have they stumbled that they should fall? God forbid: but rather through their fall salvation is come unto the Gentiles, for to provoke them to jealousy. 12. Now if the fall of them be the riches of the world, and the diminishing of them the riches of the Gentiles; how much more their fulness? 13. For I speak to you Gentiles, inasmuch as I am the apostle of the Gentiles, I magnify mine office: 24. For if thou wert cut out of the olive tree which is wild by nature, and wert graffed contrary to nature into a good olive tree: how much more shall these, which be the natural branches, be graffed into their own olive tree? 25. For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. 26. And so all Israel shall be saved: as it is written, There shall come out of Sion the Deliverer, and shall turn away ungodliness from Jacob: 27. For this is my covenant unto them, when I shall take away their sins. 28. As concerning the gospel, they are enemies for your sakes: but as touching the election, they are beloved for the fathers' sakes.


Who do you think is the dragon? Why is islam against Christians and the Jews? Kindly ask yourself these questions, cos I truly love you and I would not want to see you in everlasting darkness, if Islam is truly from G-D that you claimed revealed whatever to you, will he still order for the Jews & christians to be killed? The Bible made mention of the Jews first and to the gentiles which we all know that we are all gentiles, do you think G-D is stupid when he made this declaration in Genesis: 16. 11. And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction. 12. And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren. is it not what is happening today, the bible made us to know that we (christians) will be persecuted for his name's sake and it's exactly what is happening, kindly come under the wing of Christ.

My 2 cent

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Accuses Janemena Of Aborting Pregnancy For Ex-Lover Kpokpogri (Pix) by thatsleepboy1: 7:58pm On Dec 17, 2021
AuntyVanessa1:
Spit endlessly


Adults disgracing themselves always on social medias. I don't blame them sha, I blame dumb fans that gives this lots attention. I also blame media blogs that always try to shove all these nonsense down our throats with the aim of making money. Nairaland is de oga kpata-kpata, Dem no de wan take eyes see anything relating to this Tonto.

I hope you're not Vanessa7 the self acclaimed mosque minister turned allah's farmland?
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2021
advocatejare:

Let’s teach her some senses

She claimed to be a former minister in the church, she's just deceiving her self, this one no fit change, na farm land she be and she don gree.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


You speak in ignorance, Quran is the most powerful book in the world because it's full of the pure word of God and power of God, tell your possessed pastors and christian friends and family to read the Quran and they will receive instant deliverance, I was a christian for twenty years and a Bible reader, so I know the difference now that I'm a Muslim and reading the Quran, if the power of God in the Bible is like 80%, it's 110% in the Quran, islam is the devil's nightmare whereas christianity is the devil's playground.

Shut up and don't be stewpid, go and read PIRKE de Rabbi, Mishnah and Barnabas which is the Jewish book of comedy, the Koran was fully written from them.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 7:44pm On Dec 17, 2021
advocatejare:

grin
The most powerful book indeed, a book that commands men to beat their wives.


Bros abeg leave her, she's gone.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 7:42pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


I became a Muslim before marrying a Muslim, I will rather be a farmland and slave of Allah than be a prey to the devil. Allah is God, and He is too holy to behold iniquity, I don't support killing of non Muslim but I know the spirit of Allah just like He did in sodom and gomorrah and in many places with the Isrealites can destroy what is to Him (God) unholy and this could mean devil's inside human being either christian or Muslim, that's why islam will not allow you to continue to be possessed if you practice it right and you are not dirty because dirt's and bad odour will attract devil's and drive away the spirit of God.

Of what use will it be for You to be a prey of the lion when you're in his nest?, Does it make sense to you. Go and open the bible and learn


TEXTUAL HISTORY OF THE koran

Almost every Muslim is taught from infancy to cling to the notion that the Bible has been corrupted and changed, while the Koran is free from corruption, perfectly preserved since the time of Muhammad.
But a thorough study of the textual history of the Koran will show that it is not the Bible, but the Koran that has been changed. That is what Islamic historians themselves bequeathed to us.
After the famous battle of Aqraba in 632 AD, during the Caliphate of Abu Bakr, many Muslims who knew the Koran by heart were killed.


As a result, Umar B. Al-Khattab advised Abu Bakr of the need to compile the Kor@n into a standardized text. Abu Bakr ordered the compilation to be made by Zaid Ibn Thabit from inscriptions on palm leaves, stones and from the remaining reciters.
When the compilation was done, it was kept by Abu Bakr until his death. His successor, Umar, then took custody of it. Afterward, it came into the possession of H@fsa, one of Muhammads widows (a daughter of Umar). The companions of the prophet also did their own compilations and produced other manuscripts for use in various provinces. There were court rival provinces, each using a different text of the Koran.


During the reign of Kh@lif Uthman (the third Khalifah), reports reached him that in various parts of Syria, Armenia and Iraq, Muslims were reciting the Koran differently from the way it was being recited by Arabian Muslims. Uthman immediately sent for the manuscript in Hafsas possession and ordered Zaid Ibn Thabit and three others, Abdullah Ibn Zubair, Said Ibn Al-As and Abdullah Al-Rahman Ibn Harith B. Hisham to make copies of the text and make corrections where necessary. When these were completed, we read that Uthman took violent action regarding other existing Koranic manuscripts: Uthm@n sent to every Muslim province one copy of wh@t they had copied and ordered that all the other koranic materials, whether written in fragmentary manuscripts, whole copies, to be burnt. (Sahih al-Bukhari Vol. 6 Page 479).
To eliminate variant readings and contradictions, @ll other manuscripts were indeed burned, but the Uthmanic edition itself was not perfect and met with a similar fate. When Marwan was governor of Medina, he ordered Hafsas manuscript to be destroyed. The only reasonable conclusion one can have is that during Uthman's time, some of the contradictions in Hafsaís text were so glaring that a total destruction of it was called for rather than a revision. From then until now, conflicting passages and historical inaccuracies exist within the kor@nic texts.


The Deedats, the Joommals, and the so-called Sheiks continue their unwarranted attack on the Bible while suppressing the fact that Khalif Uthman burned all the Koranic manuscripts apart from Hafsaís, and that Governor Marwan followed the example of Uthman by destroying the Hafsa text as well. Anyone with the slightest regard for truth would have to admit that the Textus Receptus of the Koran now in circulation is a far cry from the textus originalis! It is not too wild to suggest that were Muhammad alive at the time of these incidents, he would have received one of his usual revelations to back up those burnings. Contrary to Muslim belief, there were more than just language differences between Uthmanís text and the texts which were ordered to be burned. In every c@se, there were considerable verbal differences between them and the text Uthman determined (by whim) to be the
final standardized version of the Koran.

These differences were real textual variants and not just language peculiarities as is often taken for granted. In several cases there were words and sentences found in some codices that were missing in others. In other instances, the variants concerned whole clauses and consonantal variants in certain words. No wonder Khalif Uthman had to resort to wholesale burning as his best option.

Evidence abounds to this day, that verses, indeed whole passages are missing from the Koran that is in circulation today. For instance, the second Khalifah, Khalif Umar, stated in his life-time that certain verses prescribing stoning for adultery were recited by Prophet Muhammad himself as part of the Koran: God sent Muhammad and sent down the scripture to him. Part of what he sent down was the passage on stoning. We read it, we were taught it, and we heeded it. The apostle stoned and we stoned after him. I fear that in time to come men will say that they find no mention of stoning in Godís book and thereby go astray in neglecting an ordinance which God has sent down.

Verily, stoning in the book of God is a penalty laid on married men and women who commit adultery.î (Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasulullah p. 684) The verse on stoning, no longer to be found in the Koran, is incontrovertible proof that the Koran as it stands today is not the same as the one spoken by Muhammad.


What the public does not know is that Jihad has many faces. Jihad is not just slaughtering people for Islam, but it is also a systematic suppression of truth and propagation of lies. If not, how can Muslims boldly assert (despite hard historic evidence to the contrary) that the Bible has been changed while the Koran has been perfectly preserved since Muhammad's time? You cannot tell me that Islamic scholars are ignorant of the many defects in the Koran, nor of the havoc that the various Khalifs have done to it. We, ourselves, are not in any way amazed for the Bible has said: Such teachings [Propaganda] come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot (1 Timothy 4:2, NIV).
The plain truth is that the Koran has been changed through upression and burning, and many of its passages have been deliberately removed or altered.


WHO IS allah?


Muslims use the remotest language possible to describe Allah. They try
to make him as transcendent as possible in order to discourage people from conducting research on him. If you ask a Muslim to define Allah, he will just beat about the bush, ascribing attributes to him that neither belong to him nor befit him. But Allah is not as mysterious as Islam
would like the world to believe. He has been at the Kaaba stone all along. Certainly, Christians have not prayed enough to displace him and we may never do so until he meets his doom in the valley of Megiddo.
Some say that the word Allah was or is derived from the Syriac Alaha. But the name Allah was in existence long before Islam. That is evidenced from the name Abdullah (meaning servant of Allah) the name of Muhammad's father. The question is this: To whom was this name originally revealed? Certainly none of the Biblical prophets ever referred to it. There is absolutely no trace of that name in the Bible. It is Arabic, not Israelite. But in the mind of Islamic scholars, anything (negative or positive) done to further the cause of Islam is justifiable, so they can lie and claim that the name of allah was revealed to Adam, Abraham or even Ishmael. Lies can be told about those patriarchs because they have been dead a long time and aren't around to refute any false claims. And they never leave Abraham alone. In pre-Islamic Arabia, that Muslims now refer to as Al-Jahiliya, meaning a period of ignorance, the Arabians were grossly paganistic. In and around Kaaba, the Arabs worshiped 360 idols. Each clan had their own particular idols to worship. It is provable that Allah was one of the 360 idols that Muhammadís Hashimite clan worshiped. Muhammad's grandfather, Abdul Muttalib, was the leader of Mecca and a custodian of Kaaba's 360 idols. The Koran confirms that he was a pagan. The names that Muhammad grandfather gave his children are further proof that Muhammad was from a family of idol devotees. Muhammads father was named Abdullah, meaning servant of Allah. The name of Muhammad's uncle was Abdul Manaf, meaning servant of Manaf. His other name was Abu Talib, meaning father of Talib. This is indisputable proof that Allah and Manaf were clannish idols worshiped by Muhammad and his people. Islamic scholars try to hide the historic fact that Muhammad worshiped idols before and after he claimed to be a prophet. But they canít do away with the record of the Koran itself. That Muhammad was later fascinated by the monotheistic creed of jews and Nestorian Christians is beyond question. He encountered many of them at Mecca and on his business trips to Syria. His wife, Khadija, was a Catholic, as was Waraqa ibn Naufal, his secret tutor. Now, Muhammad wanted to unite the Arab race under a theocratic setting, but there was no way he could carry along all those 360 idols, so Muhammad decided to pick from among the idols of his clan. Naturally he picked Allah, the idol for which his father was named. Any of the idols would have served; an idol is an idol. It is the demon behind an idol that deceives the mind and heart. Those who try to single out Allah and deify him above the other Meccan idols should remember that Muhammad could just as easily have picked Manaf, Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, or any of the others; and his choice didn't win the support of everyone, including his uncle, Abdul Manaf. That is clear from the fact that Abdul didn't submit to Allah and Islam until his death. He held on to Manaf. This elevation of one idol over the other 359 angered the other Meccan clans. The purported persecution of Muhammad was nothing but an inter-tribal or inter-clannish quarrel over whose idol should be or whose should not be venerated. In the same vein, the Koran was written in Muhammads dialect (Quraish). To pacify the other tribes, Muhammad told them (with concocted revelations) that the preserved tablet in heaven was written in Quraish. The world was then asked to swallow the Islamic lie that all the Kaaba idols were destroyed. It just isn't true. About four of those idols are said to remain. The custodians of Kaaba should open the stone to independent inspectors should anyone dispute this. Just as Islam led 1.2 billion Muslims and even some ignorant Christians to believe that Jesus is Isa or Esau, so it has tried to make the world believe that Allah is God. But there is no link between Allah and the Bible God, who revealed His name to be Yahweh, or the I AM. Websters New Collegiate Dictionary calls the name of the true God a
Tetragrammaton, which means that it is made up of four letters. Those Hebrew letters are transliterated YHWH or JHVH. They are usually pronounced Yahweh or Jehovah. Yahweh means the I AM. That name defines G-ds eternal being and divine nature: The only true, almighty, personal, holy God, and ìthe Father of spirits (Numbers 16:22, cf. John 4:24), The God who revealed Himself to His people, made a covenant with them, became their law giver, to Whom all honor and worship is due. If God's name was really Allah, why didnít He give that name to the prophet Moses or to any of the other Old Testament prophets? Why didn't Jesus ever hint that God might have a name different than the one already revealed to the prophets? The Supreme Being is eternal isn't He? If God is without beginning or end, isnít His name also eternal and unchanging? Of course, but if the Koran is correct, then nobody knew God's name before Muhammad, and God didnít know what He was talking about when He told Moses that His name was ìI AM that I AM.î It was at the burning bush that God revealed Himself to Moses as the I AM (Exodus 3:14). I AM portrays His eternal existence, with no beginning and no end. He is the only eternal God, there is no other. There is no room for any usurper idol, no matter what he calls himself. The name Allah does not belong to the true God, but to an Arabian idol. But there is more. When Jesus called Himself I AM in John 8:58, He said in effect that He is the same I AM who spoke to Moses at the burning bush. The Jews understood exactly what Jesus meant, and tried to stone Him for it (John 8:59). They knew that Jesus was declaring Himself to be the final, perfect and practical revelation of true God. The prophet Isaiah knew it, too, when he called Jesus Emanuel, meaning God with us. This is not polytheism, God the Father and Jesus His Son are one Being, one essence. Jesus said: John 10:30 I and My Father are One.

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Politics / Re: Banditry: Northern Groups Threaten Shutdown Of 6 States & Abuja If Nigerian .... by thatsleepboy1: 7:41pm On Dec 17, 2021
You won't see Ajumma here ooo, na for ipob thread baba go die, i laugh in fulfide cos his piece of Zoo will surely divide walahi and my honoured BIAFRA Will be a thing of reality.
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 7:18pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


Dindinrin, I'm a female FYI, quoting all those scriptures prove nothing because anyone can take any verse of the bible and interprete it to suit their purpose, what matter is Rhema which is the word of God to you as opposed to logos which is the general word of God in the scripture. You have never been a Muslim whereas I was a committed christian minister for several years and now a Muslim for five years, you have no basis for comparison, I did not jump into islam, I resisted the revelations until I was very sure, many of you are in for a surprise, islam is the best thing that has happened to me yet, no more family idol, spirit husband, familiar spirit, witchcraft powers etc, they all die when you are a committed Muslim, but they love to do parties in the life of born again christians and in the church, the devil love christianity because it gives them room to operate anyhow because of grace and errors already introduced to christianity but run at the mention of islam. Christianity brings corruption to the soul while islam purifies the soul.

You're obviously a female, i just wasted my time, you married a Muslim, happy musliming cos you're in darkness, if it purifies your soul, what will be your position in Aljana? You're even a farmland and you can be stepped upon at anytime. Better come to Christ, those that questioned the authority of allah we're all killed, why?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 6:55pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


I'm sure I was a better christian than you will ever be and it's the mercy of God that led me into islam through very powerful revelations but you can tell your self whatever makes you happy.

I laugh in fulfide cheesy grin grin grin cheesy well remember when Ephesians: 6. 12. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places, said this, it wasn't a joke for we have 4 PRINCIPALITIES, 8 POWERS, NUMEROUS SERVIENT AMD FAMILIAR SPIRITS, and they all have the power of revelations to deceive pple esp Appolyon, Ashtaroth (Queen of Heaven & Islam), Baal and Beelzebub, so I'm not even surprised cos even the devil appeared to Jesus Christ to deceive him and he conquered cos he discerned on time. Better rise from your slumber or is it the promise of 72 super & hot ikebes that made you to turn to darkness?.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 6:42pm On Dec 17, 2021
vannessa7:


I was a former christian minister for several years, the bible liken a woman to a well and cistern in song of solomon, you can find fault as much as you like
You can say whatever you like, it will not change God or His work, you can not dictate for God and you will not determine who makes heaven on the last day. Alhamdulilahi Minal muslumin

You can't claim to be a former minister in the church and you reverted to Islam, the bible made it clear that it is clear darkness, so mister, you can only deceive yourself cos if you're really mature in Christ, you won't abide with the devil that is against G-D and Christ.

Isaiah: 28. 10. For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little.


Zechariah: 5. 7. And, behold, there was lifted up a talent of lead: and this is a woman that sitteth in the midst of the ephah. 8. And he said, This is wickedness. And he cast it into the midst of the ephah; and he cast the weight of lead upon the mouth thereof. 9. Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. 10. Then said I to the angel that talked with me, Whither do these bear the ephah? 11. And he said unto me, To build it an house in the land of Shinar: and it shall be established, and set there upon her own base.

Revelation: 12. 17. And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.


Matthew: 24. 14. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. 15. When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understandsmiley 16. Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: 17. Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: 18. Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes. 19. And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! 20. But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day: 21. For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 22. And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.


Is what the Bible said not happening in our very own eyes? You were a white wash xtian if you really was a Christian.

Look around the world today. Do we see the supposed Seven-year trib anywhere? How about the Antichrist? Preterism? Historicism or any of the other popular endtime scenarios? None seem to fit reality, do they. We see instead, ever increasing natural disasters, earthquakes, huge fish and wildlife die-offs, honeybees disappearing,floods, famines, terrorists, anarchy, genocides, financial collapses, wars, all getting worse until what?
It can now be proven beyond reasonable doubt that most of Revelation is not in our future. The False Prophet and the Two Witnesses have already been here. Six of the
Seven Trumpets, six of the Seven Seals and all three of Revelation’s “beasts” have already been here, too! All have been fulfilled during the Christian era.
In fact, all prophecy that needed to be fulfilled before the Lord’s return has already been fulfilled and we face the appalling collapse of Western civilization, followed soon after by King Jesus appearing in the sky.

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Religion / Re: Before And Now Pictures Of Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Was Shared Online. by thatsleepboy1: 2:35pm On Dec 17, 2021
freshkpomo:


No much difference, age just changed him...


Like my lecturer then will say, nor kill yourself say you want dress impress, fold your clothe hustle well because your best photos comes when you get older.. Truly when I look some of my old photos and my posture, I dey quick hide them cos I dey laugh myself die grin


No be only you bros, sotey you no fit ever see my throwback unless you see am for fb and you gats go down down before you see am, i no even dey think how to post am

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Crazeclown Celebrates Gia, Daughter’s 1st Birthday by thatsleepboy1: 12:52pm On Dec 17, 2021
ominilongest:
she no fine but them go slay me because I talk true clowns
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Bullying And Stern Warning To Those Who Do It by thatsleepboy1: 12:52pm On Dec 17, 2021
AntiChristian:
Your God can do anything He likes but our Allah shouldn't right?
Hypocrite! Bigot




What happens when Yahweh sends people to kill for him? Does he become audio too?
Folly at it's worst!



Sahih al-Bukhari 3289

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."


Why is a "creator " always helpless about things he doesn't like yet created



Where did Allah say He hates yawning in that hadith?
Compound liar!

There are many things Yahweh created too which includes Evil, Calamity and disaster
I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, YAHWEH, do all these things.
Isaiah 45:7

Did Yahweh create disaster because He loves it?

Isaiah: 45. 7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. 8. Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it. 9. Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands? 10. Woe unto him that saith unto his father, What begettest thou? or to the woman, What hast thou brought forth?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is The Ruling Concerning A Husband Calling His Wife "Ummuh" ? by thatsleepboy1: 12:37pm On Dec 17, 2021
Omeizadean:


Ur religious is full of trash. If u need to respond to me do so by refuting those verses I post here.
Contradictory per excellence.
If ur religion teaches u people to be good why are 80 to 90 % pastor raping under age girls and sleeping with married women up and down? Why have they turn the church to circus show where they performed all acts of debauchery on women apart from finessing all their members of their hard earned money in the name of tithes, offering, sowing of seeds, miracles etc ?
Spat an Amber phlegm at ur feet.

Abeg compose your sentences well, like I said earlier, I've been talking with facts, also come up with yours too, kindly open the said verses and post them here yourself like we've been doing, no dey do anyhow.

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