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Mtvbaseng:
You know that annoying Feeling you get when you finally found the woman you love /like and she won't even give you attention or receive your calls , some ladies are Soo full of themselves that even if u look like Chris brown they don't care .. Well let me coach you on one or two on how to get them ..

Back in school there was this hot babe ,she likes shakara ehn, ordinary Good morning she will look u from head to toe and hissed ,my guys brought her to my attention,they gave me her number and asked me to see if I can win her within a month..they did this because I was a top player,so they were testing my skills ..

I collected the number called her ,she picked then she asked "who is this ' ..I replied .she was like sorry I don't know anyone with that name ,before I could explain..she hung up .

Called back ,she Did not pick again..I did not give up ,gave her some hours ,called back again and she picked telling me she's busy .. I told her when should I call back . She said never .. and hung up ..

Omo I know this game was going to be lost and I really want to impress my friends so bad.. so I texted her 750 MTN recharged card with a text that says " just in case u don't have card pls load that and text me when you're less busy" .
After 5 minutes I got a call ,she said she got the card and said thank you and asked where I stayed I told her .then she was like she would come to see me ..she came over like she said that same day.. she wouldn't follow me inside but God on my side that day was sunny AF..so she later obliged ..when inside she saw I was living comfortable for a student,I offered her drinks and we chatted and talked ,I made her laugh.

Then I gaVe her my iPhone,she went through the pictures,I later told her we should play a game on my phone then .Truth or Dare ..
She agreed, during this game a question popped up asking when was the last time u had sex ?... She said she's a virgin..I was " That's a lie , pretty babe like you ...?..she was like I swear...I then boldly told her to let me confirm .she asked how ?.. I said I'll just put my finger in your pants..and check..our conversation was getting hot..and before you know it ..we started kissing and lo and behold she was truly a virgin..I took the honor to be the first to pop the cherry...
I gave her a lifetime bang...after I was done she slept off like a wood still naked .

She fell in love with me afterwards but to me ..I just gained another respect from my guys .as master player ......

Morenikeji070:
Some folks like you don't have sense at all. The guy knew motherfucker silly ass mess folks like you are many on this page that's why this dude begged that he need fool ass Nigga

OdefaGirl:
Don't show yourself here...go and sleep

Raylight2:
you're funny. guess this is to make him cheer up and to let him know that it's never the end of life. there's someone better.

Pearlla:
yea, so sad, guess you really enjoyed eskimi

Shamelessman01:
����make Dem no catch you beat you

Shanklee:
In a nlder voice, 'eleribu' dey form Muslim because of p.

fati2001:
you are so beautiful.

fati2001:
ARE YOU A MALE OR A FEMALE ?

Shortyy:
Shuttup

virginprincess:

virginprincess:

ukaface:
So because your own dey smell like pit latrine you think say Na so everybody own dey smell Abi? You Sabi cow shit cos he no different from yours Na.

Better go meet dentist. Your own don pass normal.

Zzor:
It's not right, you have already started cheating with your mind, it's just a matter of time before you start doing it. Work on your mindset

ukaface:
* *yawn* Weak punchline. Shift Oga.

EgunMogaji2:
When I enter Micra or Marwa I always pay for everybody and give the driver extra.

That’s my way of paying it forward.

ukaface:
olodo, Na oyel them tell you say dey your brain Abi? No wonder you dey yarn offpoint. Dem still weld your brain join......Nawa o. Your own pass normal o

You know no person, you just open mouth like oozing pit latrine say person get bad leg, ontop Keke fee..... wtf!

ukaface:
What an achievement to be known by 80% of NL's.
I don't have any ' thinking' bout him, I can't even remember his moniker, talk more of knowing he is bigger than what I ' think'.

I quoted him, I commented,dunno why you carry him quote for head.
Are you a sycophant?

ukaface:
Sense

My leg no good cos I dey battle comprehension problems.......you dey reason well so