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Romance / Re: Be Sincere!! Can You Get Married To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by TheAlternate: 2:29pm On Aug 17, 2017
Tosyno4tt:
You are just a result of failed parenting, JUDE who cant see past his nose. Get Lost but note "Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall" You need to change your ways. God help you
be like say ur family poverty done dey make you mad, go and preach to your father ugly pig
Romance / Re: Where Is This Relationship Going? What's Your Opinion On This Question? by TheAlternate: 2:01pm On Aug 17, 2017
Tolubae1:
grin quit saying stupid things nigga, is not gud for ur health u knw, y take it on d girl is she ur ex? Take a chill pill and reason well ok
you think because you have bleached away your destiny you can open that dick hole and be talking nonsense abi

Make i scale you for free

Top 200

Bag 1500 plus the superpack indomie inside the bag

Jeans 500 bend down select

Hair 300

Ear rings aboki 150

Slippers its already dead, the sole is already eating away 400

Pant and bra from your dress i know ur grade 500

Your acct balance 8N

Living in that face me i face you compound and you no even shame to pose take picture self


I spit on the face of anyman that looks at your bleached condemned cancer b4 50years skin and ask you out

Abeg get lost be like maggot when wear cloth
Romance / Re: Be Sincere!! Can You Get Married To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by TheAlternate: 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2017
Jadoskii:
Wait o oo,I don't understand y diz guyz r hating on sydneybrown..na true she talk na...besides she mak brain
hating on who biko? i dont need to hate on an ugly girl,i attack them always , are u new?

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Romance / Re: Be Sincere!! Can You Get Married To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by TheAlternate: 6:03pm On Aug 16, 2017
SydneyBrown:
Of cos yes!!!

Why are we dating if its not gonna lead 2 marriage??


Ugly thing with so much makeup to paint the faces of 10 women

Despite of your effort with cheap makeup products your ugliness still shines like daylight

that weavon, did you pick it from a saloon dustbin , i have seen dead but this is a new level of dead, its as if you are carrying a dead wild animal on your head, the dead cap isn't hiding the strains the weavon has on ur brown natural hair


i can see the 150 red bra under the 200 top that you got from all those hang clothe under sun boutique

You are very mad for mentioning me with that faded ghana jeans that you have on

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Romance / The WOOING CHALLENGE 2017 Selection Thread[female Edition] by TheAlternate: 7:54pm On Jul 09, 2017
Hello Nairalanders!!

We are pleased to bring to you the much expected and most anticipated Romance section wooing challenge.

This Edition is for the Ladies. Yeah,,the Ladies.
And i'm your Host,,Oscar.
Our former host would not be able to run this program due to some personal reasons.

This is how it Goes: Our beautiful Ladies choose their men and get them wooed.

Now Ladies,,who is that guy you have been secretly crushing on? wink

That guy whom you like his sense of humor? grin

That guy whom you just can't help but smile when you see his posts? grin

Hmmm,,i bet the image is forming in your Head already. smiley

Well let's not waste much of our time.

All you have to do is select a guy you wish to woo and tag the Host's name so he will be notified.
For example: I wish to woo redbeans
Cc: Oscar.

It's that simple!

Let's get the Ball rolling. Ladies prove to the men that you are capable of doing it better. tongue
Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:19pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:


I thought you were just st*pid., I didn't know you had genetic imb*clility to add to it.



You must be a constant source of regret to those who gave birth to you.

mr man go and beat ur father no be me cause ur family problems

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:18pm On Jun 26, 2017
coward done quiet , na so u go quiet die like ur people ode , try me again , bastard of bastards cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:17pm On Jun 26, 2017
lefulefu:
cretin..nothing worth to offer.u must be a worthless yahoo yahoo boy.certified port Harcourt agberocheesy.
if ur father was the man i was in my teens u for done marry by now , be like say sense wen ur mama toto forget give u , still neva come

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:16pm On Jun 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
Jude, you dey threaten Oyin? I no dey fear human, God forbid! We all troll in the past but not like you're doing it. I dey new road, come beat me theregrin no only threaten me for Nl.
beat u ke , i be like who dey touch dead body? abeg shift with ur foolishness
Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:15pm On Jun 26, 2017
abeg anybody that can connect my 18milloin naira issue to fraud shld pls come and explain how and who i scammed cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy lefoollefool the son of multiple bastards , that ur face with scars like mud , ur boss shirt how much u buy am? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:12pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:

You are threatening me?

I eat people like you for breakfast.

Your I. Q is only limited to forging checks and non existent emails.
expired ode , u dey talk abt wetin u no sabi spell properly , na unfortunate death dey hungry u

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2017
lefulefu:
i am in my early 30s and if i recall didn't bliss say u were close to 40cheesy.streetside cockroach and a worthless scam bastard.
30 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy oga i no be ur mirror stop lying , see gray hair everywhere , na for shrine dem born u? Ur face be like sacrifice sha
Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:09pm On Jun 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
grin grin grin No be pictures them dey use slay? Jude changetongue
underrate me at ur own peril cheesy cheesy cheesy u knw me sha , make i no talk plenty , just cane ur line biko , i no go warn u again

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:08pm On Jun 26, 2017
Alphamale2017:
lol true for some
all , i have neva seen a woman reject that offer unless she feel say u dey play grin na poor girls password

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:07pm On Jun 26, 2017
lefulefu:
u were not here then.na December last year or is Jan this year e happen.i no fit exactly remember d time but dey took down the thread.ask some of d guys here if u think i am lying.
ur boss shirt dey burst my head cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy the ghana jeans cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy see how the zip stand like penis , poverty is in u , coward

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:05pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:


It was your madness that actually attracted me. I hate seeing urchins littering cyberspace and I swipe them whenever I can.


I am contemplating creating a thread in your honour but I just need a little more info.
no start wetin u no fit finish cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy be like say , ur future resides here cheesy cheesy cheesy ur go die on the corridors of nairaland oooo , listen to warnings wen u papa no hear biko

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:03pm On Jun 26, 2017
lefulefu:
bros that Jude character is an unsettled case.i sure he go get mental issues or maybe the thing is inborn in his family.guy wey photocopy one paper claiming na im bank account statement be dat and he is worth 18 million nairacheesy.apart from being a liar and a fool he also harrases women in here..dat guy is not human.
yes oooo unsettled like the scars on ur face , are u the first to have chicken pox , ur poverty parent couldnt provide u with better lotion , look at ur face cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy be like spongebob face , old bastard , gray hair everywhere , see ur top cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy abeg return my rag , i wan mop my kitchen
Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 11:01pm On Jun 26, 2017
Alphamale2017:
no too much talk. drop ur account number
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wen woman see that line , her eyes dey open well cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2017
Fadiga24:


It is said that you are a graduate of the University of Calabar, and you are 26 years old.

Do you even have mercy on your being?
i mention u? abi ur family poverty done dey make u mad?

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:53pm On Jun 26, 2017
lefulefu:
i no be bastardcheesy.i get papa and mama but na u fit be one cos u act exactly like it..or maybe na street dem pick u. Jude the time wey i come really convince say dere is something psychologically wrong with u na that day u insulted oyin and told her she will be barren for life.imagine u saying that to a mother.man u fuked up through and through.
ass licking fool , even wen u wan talk self u still ass lick inside , me i dont pretend wen i see fool like u and co i go show una my mind , u wen get brain and called me the op yesterday , who shld we call? Ur dead father? U think say i no know? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy efcc knws everything

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:51pm On Jun 26, 2017
Lordygram:
Benita just want to defend her folks..
Bro as a full blooded deltan..
Our guys over here are workaholic..
from sapele to warri to ughelli to asaba and all over naija..
Naija guys are trying..its not easy.
yes ooooo , i can testify that men work more here in ph , especially the responsible ones grin women are lazy , go instagram and see wetin i dey talk , olosho done get their own konga my brother

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:50pm On Jun 26, 2017
Oyindidi:
why are you always fighting without reason? Can't you just comment, play and move to the next thread?
are u mad? dont mention me again , go and face ur husband its 11 pm stop being a slaymama ur time done pass

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Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:48pm On Jun 26, 2017
sexybbstar:


You are rich, so you are not affected by the post.
that ode wen neva chop dinner cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy the fool dey use public wifi browse , leave am for me , make i use iron sponge wash her craze come outside
Romance / Re: Rich Dudes Shouldn't Date Broke Ladies by TheAlternate: 10:47pm On Jun 26, 2017
midehi2:

Odiamemen my sister
its like ur papa madness filter enter ur life in undiluted , ure very mad to mention me and show me ur family madness , smelling bastard , fish scented ode

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