megrimor:
Afonjas and jazz

Maybe nah one old woman wey don use her children do jazz

. Think like a Man, it has it own history

sarrki:
APC Chieftain Rabiu Kwakwanso and Aregbesola met with Hausa Community in Ile Ife today.

. Kwankwansiyya the peace maker

nairaland.com

bosco2017:



http://dailypost.ng/2017/02/26/buhari-nigerias-president-nothing-like-osinbajo-administration-apc-group/

. Lolz! Is like one of his family was involved in the murtala Airport Director sacking... Durh

Towncrier247:
The wedding which took place on Sunday, February 26th, was the first under Governor Umar Ganduje's administration.

At least 3,000 couples were screened before 1,520 were selected as first batch of the exercise, said the governor.


Wedding will be sponsored for the remaining couples in future, he added.

"We decided to make it in batches so that we will do everything diligently," he assured.

Kano government paid N20,000 in dowry for each bride and donated to each couple room furniture set and other items.

Emir of Kano, Mallam Muhammadu Sanusi commended Kano state government for sponsoring the mass wedding, saying the gesture would help less privileged.

Sanusi assured that the emirate council would continue to support any government's programme that would better up the lives of people of Kano.

Commander General of the Kano State Hisbah Board, Sheikh Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa, said according to the agreement entered between government and the grooms, nobody would divorce his wife without permission of Hisbah board.

The state Commissioner for Local Government, Murtala Sule Garo, said about N200m was spent for the mass wedding programme, with couples from each of the Kano’s 44 local government areas, unlike in previous mass weddings.

Garo explained that, government decentralized the programme with a view to empowering local carpenters who were contracted to make the funiture for the brides.

More photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/02/photos-kano-state-govt-spends-n200.html

. You people don't know that fed. Govt is compensating Kano and Katsina for being over populated... Hmmm many of the people that comment here have no travelling experience to the north... They are using them to Generate money for the state

gbishman:
May the Oba of the universe reign forever in Jesus name. By that I mean the Oba of Benin Oba Eware the Ogidigan of Bini kingdom.

. If I hear. I want you to know that Oba of Lagos is not in the Top three list of the greatest Oba in Yoruba land... Mind you who is Ewuare if Ooni of ife or Alaafin iku baba is talking... Scheew. Ewuare! I never see him talking in the crowd about his rank in my life, dey only speak for him

LaylaAli:
I bet she went and had an abortion and made up this nollywood story to cover up!

. You speak the real FACT. Lobatan!

GoodSamaritan:


http://www.thetrentonline.com/northern-imams-spreading-rumours-buhari-poisoned/

. My mum have been begging me to leave my place of primary assignment since morning because of this story, because I'm serving in Daura katsina state... She said if anything happen to PMB their people will first face th stranger and that she don't trust all this hausa people...

Emeks008:
what I observed is that they think how will osinbanjo the mere professor will be dictating what to do for them. They think maybe he's still newbie in politics.
SHAME ON THEM ALL

. But they allow that old baba with no secondary sch cert. Dictate for them... Lolz

Towncrier247:
See earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/3647485/i.g-yusuf-ibb-university-lecturers




http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/02/ibb-university-lecturer-stripped-naked.html

. This is not new to me.. Most especially if you are a lecturer in the s/west nigeria..
nobody is checking them and if you report them they will cont. Supporting their self.

NNVanguard:
If our leaders had made this nation good and conducive for its citizens, our citizens won't be in a hurry to leave this nation by hook or crook in search of elusive green pastures.

Enough supporting PDP or APC.

These Old corrupt men do not care about anyone else.

We also are not helping the matter by supporting corruption.

There is an emergence of revolution - The New Nigeria Vanguard!

While many of us are sitting down by our keyboards complaining, other young, intelligent and resourceful Nigerians have begun taking steps.

We have no affiliations or sponsors.

We are young Nigerians who will defy the anomaly.
Do not be left out

.Most of these people that travelled without having a close relative overseas deserve to be treated like this sometimes, imagine if you can work and save 200k for ur ticket, like 180 for d processing of visa PTA some of them pay for a week hotel reservation and so on, all this money is enough to start a business in nigeria but they wanted to become rich with a week whereas, Rome was not built in a day.. On getting there they will now be pushing Drug, scam, yahoo yahoo, 419 etc... Infact after when dey deport them, Nigerian Govt suppose to make a research on what oFfence dey made and used dat offence to judge them which will be from frying pan to fire for some of them...

Cambells:
A lady, identified as Bridget went live on facebook with Nigeria's former president, Olusegun Obasanjo.

Bridget joked about wanting to take over his farm and he replied that she would be competing with "a lot of people, including the bank for it"

The ex-president said he's a "Broke old man" when Bridget asked

Funny enough, our daddy is still using Nokia

Watch and Laugh...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ashy4iYKX6s

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/i-want-to-take-over-your-farm-lady.html

Ebora Owu, irunmole tonje fried rice... Respect oo

freeborn76:
This is unreasonable...we are been reactive as usual. Majority of the South Africans here provide legit services and create employment in their thousands for Nigerian nationals; most Nigerians in S.A. on the other hand are involved in drug peddling and other vices. Abeg, let's stop this senseless reactive diplomacy. You chase out 3000 South Africans, they chase out 3 million Nigerians, whose loss? The focus of the FG should be creating an enabling environment for Nigerians to thrive here

yu speak sense

Oduduwaa:


Dont let tribalism kill you oo!
Ori Pelebe

Ninu odo adagun ni alakan ti le fo epo, t'odo ba di agadangba, a gbe alakan lo

. Hey! Incantation, I dodge it. owo t'ogede ba gbe arare ni fi na, ti arigi segi ba segi ori arare ni'o se le... Yara gbe erue(cary ur load)

Phemour:


Golddigger In English: woman who cultivates men to obtain money from them

but other languages

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Birthday in Hausa: Murnan chika shekara

Birthday in Yoruba: Ojo Ibu

Birthday in Igbo:

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Celebration in Hausa: Murna

Celebration in Yoruba: Ayeye

Celebration in Igbo:



keep posting

birthday in yoruba is ojo ibi. Ojo ibu means forbidden day

Darkchocolate:


I won't say how much I went with....I probably can't remember exactly anyways but I would advice you to budget as per the following...

Average guy (not so rich not so poor) - 500 per day = average of 11k to 15k... If you want to eat one meal a day at mammi (2 meals at the camp kitchen).

Ballin' - 1500 per day - eat all your meals at mammi with cold drink to go with it = 30k should be ok. If you want to be chasing girls and taking them to shawarma joints every night or treating 'your boys' to a chilled beer every other night, Just double or triple your budget.

Manager (managing yourself) lol - 100naira per day...spend the whole day in the kitchen (you might not even get to spend it so save it and buy 200 Naira suya in Saturdays with chilled Coke) = less than 5k should be ok

Remember you will get your first allowance in camp... Along with your bicycle/transport allowance

You also need money to make alterations to your uniform if needed, to charge your phone if light isn't constant in your camp, to buy bucket, etc etc.

So make allowances for unexpected expenses.

. Can someone survive with #1,300 in the camp

freeDR:
For those who do not know what gegemu is; that's it.

. You are right this seed is called gegemu seed

Islie:






http://punchng.com/celebrant-landlady-neighbours-desert-building-guests-die-party/

. Gegemu dey, here mafiku sere in 9ce musik

sugarbelly4:
The winner of the MBGN 2013 and Flavour's baby mama, Anna Banner, marks her 22nd birthday today. She shared the lovely photo on her Instagram account. She wrote;

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQpfKM9l3Jq/?taken-by=annaebiere

When Grace steps in, shut doors open!
The moment you realize you're not worthy of his but He keeps performing great miracles in your life.
Thank you Father for loving me regardless of my flaws/sins. Thank you my beautiful Father for giving me the gift of life. I'm plus one today!! happy birthday to me & all February celebrants we Rock!

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/02/flavours-baby-mama-anna-banner.html

. Yu mean 22? Her case be like when u meet 40yrs old african footballers on training field, if u walk to them and ask them; bros I beg u are up to how old now? They will tell u "our Coach never give us Age"

sugarbelly4:
The winner of the MBGN 2013 and Flavour's baby mama, Anna Banner, marks her 22nd birthday today. She shared the lovely photo on her Instagram account. She wrote;

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQpfKM9l3Jq/?taken-by=annaebiere

When Grace steps in, shut doors open!
The moment you realize you're not worthy of his but He keeps performing great miracles in your life.
Thank you Father for loving me regardless of my flaws/sins. Thank you my beautiful Father for giving me the gift of life. I'm plus one today!! happy birthday to me & all February celebrants we Rock!

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/02/flavours-baby-mama-anna-banner.html

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LesbianBoy:


If you are 5 then i am 1

if you are 1, then I'm in my mum womb... Durh

totit:


At the emboldened :
But why do some of you iboes reason down south?
Can you prove the emboldened? And besides, if there are more iboes in SE than the whole of Lagos or SW and you are so good at developing other people's land. How come your vast population in SE couldn't developed alaigbo as you did with Lagos.?

Honestly, I don taaya for you people. The way you reason can be so annoying.

Anyway, I will be here waiting for you to prove to the whole world how you developed Lagos with less ibos population while the whole of SE with vast population of iboes couldn't achieved the same hence you lamentation.
Mtchew

. O ya mi lenu ke

aloziedaya:
The Igbo's are the only tribe in Nigeria that believe in 'one Nigeria' and that is where their problem lies. If you are dealing with a Hausa man, he first thinks of his religion and ethnicity, a Yoruba man thinks of his ethnicity first but an Igbo man thinks of one Nigeria. If you come to the east you hardly see any structure built by a Hausa man or Yoruba but, travel all over Nigeria the Igbo's are developing them bearing in mind the 'one Nigeria' syndrome.
The Igbo man's quest for wealth has robbed him of his sense of belonging. That is why they develop other cities while theirs lay bare. Lagos today is developed by the igbos. Imagine what would happen if the igbo businesses in Lagos are in the east. Every major market in Lagos is dominated by them; ALABA INTERNATIONAL, TRADEFAIR, COMPUTER VILLAGE, LADIPO AUTO MARKET, BERGER AUTO MARKET, IDUMOTA etc. These are the backbone of Lagos state. They'll tell you that the seaport is in Lagos but, the largest motorcycle spare parts market in Africa is in Nnewi and, it is striving without any seaport in the east.
Have you imagined what would have happened if these markets are dominated by the hausas? Or the Yorubas dominating these markets in another state? Of course they would have transfered them to their areas.
Igbo's need to rethink and realize their mistakes. Develop your own. If you make billions in lagos and the billions are still reinvested in Lagos, you've not made anything. Aku ruo ulo amara onye nwe ya. Igboland will develop when we make wealth outside and send it home. The houses you build in Lagos because of the appreciation rate of Lagos can be built equally in the east to boost the appreciation rate there. Lagos is appreciating because you've developed it, do same down home.
Politically, Igbo's are marginalized because they are seen as divided people who cannot come together with one voice.

. I beg park well that Lagos that you used as ur case study is not accepted, mr writer see how he's talking as if igbo man dominate the economy of Nigeria... Don't you know that Lagos money stay in lagos "owo eko, eko longbe. If they stay in that remote area of igbo land they wouldn't have become who they are, and also if Fed govt refuse to put igbo man into the security level maybe they think dey only have a knowledge of buss

hilariousdammie:
Pardon my poor write up

This happened in my area today in ijora badia lagos, The group of gang which their name is (akamaye boys) earlier today robbed a woman who lodged in an hotel around the area they stole her Gold, money and phones.

this guy in picture which his name is Abeeb but he is popularly none as (small-messi) refuse to release the stolen accessories, that was how the pandemonium started between this group of gang the young boy was shot by one is gang during the fight.

picture below

. This doesn't look like a gun shot but a Cut with cutlass

zionmade:
Why wont allah punish dem wen d only miracle mohammad could perform was sleeping with all his wives in one night

. Some people talk like chicken and it affect their generations because they get them killed like a fowl

PapiNigga:
Perhaps a thousand naira own will do...

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/how-much-beans-cake-will-you-buy-if-you.html?m=1

. I will just tell her to sell everything for me and bring the one she will fry tomorrow directly to my house

Burgerlomo:

Amin ooo

. Obaje ti

joey150:


What business? Educate me..business that made him enough money to buy that limousine and maintain all those wives...

. All I know is that all these people always receive salary from the state government. All the prominent people in their state used to give them something, like cars and houses most especially those that have political ambition, because dey believe they are the only person that can easily finger the brain of the people so that they can vote them in, they receive compensation from the companies in their communities... Your return as a king depends on ur rank and the investment in ur state. They also have says on every land in their state, so if you are to be the King in a state like lagos u are in money.

sixtuschimere:
His Imperial Majesty, Oba Adeyemi III, Iku Baba Yeye arrived Abuja airport in his flashy car for a take off from Abuja enroute Ibadan, Oyo State.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/alaafin-of-oyo-storms-abuja-airport-in.html

. Omo iku tiku o gbodo pa, omo arun t'arun o gbode se... Iku baba yeye, the strongest king, welcome back to the pace setter state

Christane:
I dnt belive someone can take someone star dat z a total lie ..cus ur star determine how great u re going to be nd dat wil lead to d fulfilment of ur destiny ..nd z said destiny can only be delayed bt neva denied ...if a poor man z destined to be great no matter wat z gonna be great ...
FACT-ur star can nt be taken it can only be cover nd dat wil lead to d delay of ur destiny ...some stars shine brighter dan the other dat y dy re poor,average, rich and super rich people on earth ...

. See pastor... If u mess around with all this people we are talking about they will just turn u around, Lobatan

SalamRushdie:
Yet he never ask for the Fulani herdsmen that have killed 100s of Agatu people..What a useless governor

. I never believe fulani herdsmen killed 100s Agatu people. if this Agatu people can be bold enough to kill soldiers and put vigilante, it means all the story we are hearing is a rumour