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Deefuray:
John Harris library, where at thou?

I opened this thread out of curiosity to see if John Harris library would be listed. Not disappointed not seeing it on the list. The library is not worthy if being among the best in naija.

Not a shy guy but i'm an introvert. I keep quiet whenever i dont have any reasonable thing to say.

Let's hope we produce enough to serve the whole of west africa. But isn't it funny that the so called brothers who never spared the chance to ridicule our challenges are the ones seriously depending on us for survival?

MizMyColi:
Lolest
Thank God you told me o.

Ah for loss taya mehn.

Wait, nuh be pesin thread we dey so?

lol, we don already answer the person question. If him brush him mouth well, the babe go gree kiss am.

MizMyColi:
Ha!
But you harsh gaan!!

See you, na that your former moniker you fit use for covert ops, nuh be this one.

Nuh be Theben we take know you that time.

Hiohioiohiohiohioho

if to say i no tell you, shey you for know? lol.. Everybody don already know my other moniker even my co-workers dey address me with that name. So no hiding place. Mentioning the moniker sef would totally squash every doubt people have on my identity here.

MizMyColi:
Hiohiohiohiohiohio

Lolest.

You and me?

We go wa back na.

Way way back.

Remember Songhai? Choi!

And then Final year?

lol. Abeg no too expose me before my classmates start to monitor my posts.

MizMyColi:
TheBen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetheart how are you? I hope you told all nlders crushing on you that I'm your first love?

Go and get a mouth wash. It is not difficult to infer from your post that she was seriously avoiding the odour emanating from your mouth.

Mrkuvuki:
Standard chartered Bank is the best so far, these people will treat you like u are some egg....
I'm not just blindly concluding I have Stanbic,Diamond,FirstBank and GTB also....
I haven't tried Heritage and FCmb

Try unity bank, you wont bother using any other bank again.

CGPA of 4.5? Abeg she made a 2.1 jare but her department had to upgrade her final result inorder to have her make history. congrat to her notwithstanding.

Sagamite: I pity your husband.

He is a living compromise you made to satisfy your selfish need and fear of missing out.

In my opinion, you do not love him, you love the way he loves you.

God forbid that is my portion in life.

I would send a girl like you back to the people you really want.

All you young boys, note: there is no benefit in marrying any women

- Who was not attracted to you initially or at the first few interactions

- Who would die for a different kind of guy from you if they gave her the chance

- Who is only after you because others will not satisfy her needs

- Who would only consider you when the aesthetics is in decline

Fck that!

The phrase "I gave him/a guy a chance" is an insult in my world. Any girlfriend/wife I hear who dares use that on me is a goner.

It subconsciously unveils a hidden psychology.

bleeping well said

This is one reason why many African counties would still be underdeveloped. Ghanaian government keeps making policies that would further ground her fragile economy. Isoria contunu

I'm still confused

Ghanaian cedi is the least performing currency in the whole world. Ebola is also ravaging the country but their inept media men have failed to make report on it.

Angola

virago: The only thing pretty about Courtney Dike is her name , she looks fugly and yeah I agree that Azzizat is prettier than her.

Jealousy

E no go better for Patrick Sawyer

MizMyColi: . How did you come about my name?

Nothing is hidden under the sun

MizMyColi: Hmmm, that's a good one. G'nyt Ken. I gotta force this sleep, busy day ahead. #BlameItOnSiesta

Aiijay go sleep

Abeg the guy should come to Nigeria and contest as president in 2015 election. His fatherland is in dire need of a sensible leader.

MizMyColi:

You share the same nick with one of my besties only his contains a "_"
I almost screamed the first time I saw your mention, I thought he resurrected with the moniker.
On looking at your profile board, I saw you're an Elder on this forum, and I'm like "Thank God, I checked to be sure first".

You'd have been all , considering what I typed

I hope he does not write like me? I'm glad i share same nick with one of your besties. And i still insist i'll be glad to meet you in person

MizMyColi: I hope you know that doing so would be at your own risk

I'm ready to risk anything to be with that beautiful face staring at me on your profile.

MizMyColi:




On the contrary, I'm an epitome of Borrr




rrringgg

Babe if the weekends are the only days you are willing to spare i wont mind.

MizMyColi:
You didn't know?

Where there's no communication, no information.
No information, No understanding.
No Understanding, No Trust.
No Trust, No LOVE.
That's a very wrong impression of me you've got.

You appear to me a very interesting babe, would really love to know and maybe meet this emerald. I promise to give you the optimal attention you desire.

MizMyColi: Well considering what I'd bring to the table, having a partner who maintains little or no contact is a sure fire way to give the relationship a break or part ways as the case may be.

You must have broken so many hearts and abandoned some other friends too. lol

op i'm not the type that keep in touch with people. I make friends easily and lose them easily too. Relationship isn't different. So i can stay comfortably without my partner for a whole year. Infact the longer it takes to contact her, the more i get used to life without her.

i would try and visit the place once and view a clean stadium for once in this country. And i know say by next year, my compatriots go don scatter the place with shit.

konjakonja: Why are they always white? Does it mean there are no black mermaids out there?

You get leg to run if you see black mermaid?

Good riddance

Among the countries participating in the on going common wealth game, which team do you all think is likely to challenge more for the gold medal, should the sport be introduced to the game?

fijiano202: u funny die,its not on bbcsport,Espn,goal.com,even uselezz tribalfootball but u want me to believe kickoffnigeria then the joke is on u

Before you continue displaying your ignorance here, why not go through onazi's tweets to see if he actually acknowledged the receipt of the letter.

BYOB, OMG, and FYI are just soooo yesterday. New
abbreviations pop up on social media every second, so it’s normal to feel lost and confused about the origin and correct usage of letters like “JIC” (just in
case).

So we’re here to help you learn 33 acronyms floating around. Behold, the DoMA (Dictionary Of Modern Abbreviations):

Note: One major difference between the out-of-style
acronyms of 10 years ago and the new, hip ones is that acronyms are no longer always used in place of the words they stand for. Instead, the acronym can become a name of the thing it is referencing, for example:

1. BAE: Before Anyone Else. Instead of saying, “My love comes BAE,” one might say, “My BAE and I are staying in tonight.” The acronym stands as a complete
symbol of what each letter actually stands for. I know,
doesn’t make a lotta sense. Just go with it.

Now, on to the rest of the list:

2. FaTH: First and Truest Husband. But it doesn’t
necessarily refer to one’s actual husband. Ex. “This relationship has been so incredible, you’ll always be my FaTH.”

3. IRL: In Real Life. It’s usually used to refer to someone you speak to over the Internet but haven’t actually met. Ex. “Your blog post was so
interesting, I would love to meet you IRL.”

4. TBH: To Be Honest. This is often said after something controversial. Ex. “I just don’t really like
cupcakes anymore, TBH.”

5. OTP: One True Pairing. These are two characters that you feel are meant to be together. Ex. “Sookie and Eric are my OTP.”

6. DFTBA: Don’t Forget To Be Awesome. Popularized by John Greene and Brothers Hank, the meaning is self explanatory. Ex. “See you later, DFTBA!”

7. RT: Retweet. This one’s not so new but maybe confusing to non-twitter users. It means someone
has essentially reposted your tweet for their followers to see. Ex. “RT @personwhotweeted: I love acronyms!”

8. OAN: On Another Note. It’s mostly used in informal emails. Ex. “Hi Grandma! School’s been great, but OAN we’re getting a puppy!”

9. IMO or IMHO: In My (Humble) Opinion. This is used usually in the comments section on websites. Ex. “I liked this article, but IMO, there should have been more emphasis on why he didn’t get the rose.”

10. DAE: Does Anyone Else. It’s used to frame a question. Ex. “DAE sometimes dip their pasta in ketchup?”

11. FTW: For The Win. This one is meant to emphasize the end of a comment, sometimes sarcastic. Ex. “It’s pouring out today, wet socks FTW!”

12. YSK: You Should Know. Use this to provide context about something you’re posting. Ex. “We had a family dinner, and YSK we rarely get together as a
family.”

13. HMU: Hit Me Up. It’s like saying contact me, but with a little flair. Ex. “You’re kinda cute…feel free
to HMU.”

14. IANAD: I Am Not A Doctor. It’s almost like a disclaimer if you’re going to say something bordering
on medical advice. Ex. “IANAD, but wouldn’t doing a
juice cleanse slow your metabolism?”

15. SMH: Shaking My Head. Said to express disappointment. Ex. “You got another fedora?!
SMH.”

16. WDYMBT: What Do You Mean By That? This ones cool ‘cause its actually a full sentence. Ex. “WDYMBT?”

17. LMK: Let Me Know. A very relaxed way of asking for information. Ex. “Alright if you find it LMK, no rush.”

18. BTAIM: Be That As It May . For very specific acronym users to make a formal argument in an
informal context. Ex. “BTAIM, I still need to have
the shoes shined.”

19. ELI5: Explain Like I’m 5 (years old). This one is often seen on Reddit, and it’s used to ask a question about a complex idea. Ex. “ELI5, how does gravity
work?”

20. ASL: Age/Sex/Location. Another oldie, typically used in an anonymous context, often starting an interaction. Ex. “Hey. ASL?”

21. MTFBWY: May The Force Be With You. Borrowed from “Star Wars,” it’s another way of saying good luck.
Ex. “MTFBWY on your date tonight.”

22. GTR: Getting Ready. This one is counter-intuitive ’cause you wouldn’t think “get” and ‘ting’ would be two different words, but alas. Ex. “I’ll be there soon, GTR now.”

source: www.jjchinenye.com/33-cool-abbreviations-you-should-know-jic-you-didnt-already/