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hoebamaa:
Shago no dey use condom ....Aids is real...keep it coming..

Aids.. Sure.. Remind me to remember to Remind Darous of that.. Thankz bro

Tehmietee:
am nt a bro o

apologies maam.. Longest time. Happy new week. Happy new day. Happy new time. Happy new..new... Well, happy day to u.

PrinceOFprince:
WOW! Front page at last. Congrats bro..

all thanks to you bro.

Damibiz:
Next time u get that woman,f**k sooo bad that she will start crying......nice update

hmmmm.... I don hear u oga... U sound like a blue film director

fiyah:
why did I have to get here late?

Well-done Theblessedman

wow! Another great writer just showed up... Welcome maam. Buh d tin wey u dey do for Silouhette they pain me o.

ROYH:
Lildrizzle(m), Abbey2sam(m), oooopss, EduParis(m), yorhmienerd(m) and 4 guest(s)

...
I No Go Talk

no mind uncle yorhmienerd. He dey lowkey o. Morning to u bro

TemiGURL:
uwelcom dear.

cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Obinoscopy
Naijaboiy
Agapecharis
Sleekyshugha
Tosyne2much
Ladyboss1
misclassy
Twaci
Mizmycoli


fp things

pls dearest bae, as much as I would av love to appereciate the kind gesture of asking the mods to take us to FP, I think you guys should just leave them alone. Pls dnt get me wrong, I really love what you're doing, but i just don't feel good with pushing them with my work. If my work belongs to Fp, then it will get there. And if it doesn't, then let the literature section enjoy it alone. Thank you guys, for being a wonderful reader. I Love you galantically.

23. COUNTLESS.


We kissed and romanced eachother's genitals for a while before she pulled back and dropped to her knees.

She undid my belt and pulled my trousers down along with my boxers. My konji was now very alert. She wrapped her soft hands around it and took my dck into her mouth.


She sucked my dck for a while, rose and pulled me up. She flopped on the bed on her back and spread her legs.


“Take that magnificent dck of yours and ram it in my pusea!” She commanded.

She doesn't have to repeat herself. Who am I to disobey such an amorous command. To hell with my C.R.K teacher.

"Rogger that maam!" I obeyed and almost dove on top of her as I rammed my dck into her inviting pvssy.


“Uuugggghh!” she moaned. “Fvck me boy. Make me your slurt. Fvck...me like you want to kill me!....com'on! Fvck me harrrrrrd!” She cried out in pure ectacy.


I ground my pelvis into her, driving my dck in as far as I could while her pussea continued to squeeze my dck with every thrust.


“gawddamn it.! your pvssy feels so good.” I remarked in a panting tone.

“Stop talking and fvck me boy!.... Take me like a b!tch....am your b!tch!....am your b!tch...." She ranted on and on while I kept on pummelling her pusea with all the strenght I have left in my body.

'Ah...which kind wahala be this one? My dck go break o...' I thought absentmindedly.

"com'on fvck me silly...pleeeeeeeeeease....." She emphasised. "I haven’t had a dck inside me since my husband died. You’ve got three years of pvssy aches to heal boy...."

Its now obvious with her statement and strenght that have bargained for more that I can chew.

"Get on with it please...com'on! Fvck me!” She roared loudly and continued to squeeze my dck with her vag!na muscle. She stretched her hand across my back and pulled me more deeper into her hole.

"ah gawd! Yes...like that..." She mumbled while wriggling under me.

I nearly withdrew my dck from her pusea and run away as fast as I could but there seems to be something holding me back. Something more powerful and strong. Its not the passion for sex. No, this one is beyond that. Apparently more stronger than that. This isn't about satisfying my Konji...no....this feeling is quite much more stronger than that.

'What could it be o?' I asked subconsciously while my dck was still doing what it was created for, deep inside Adedoyin's pusea.

'Yes its money!...I know it. Thats whats holding me back from absconding away. The fear of what Jide would do to me if I fail to produce his own share of the money. Thats it....'

"why are you slowing down? Your mind is not here." Adedoyin voiced out in utter frustration thereby interrupting my thoughts.

Realising that my money fit enter bush if care is not taken. I drove my dck in and out of her as hard as I could. She began to grunt with every stroke I gave her.

"wow! Yes...yess...yesss!..." She screamed and with everything she said comes the confirmation of how Chioma had earlier described her to me.

“Fvck me like a hor*ny slut, hansom boy!. Take me like your whorre. Punish me for putting your life at risk.”

Gawd...I loved her dirty words. They are acting like a fuel to the burning fire inside of me.

“Stop, hansom! I want to get on top and ride your dck like a bicycle rider.” She stated and hurled me to the other side of the bed.

She pounced on top of me and in one instance, guided my raging boner into the wet walls of her pusea.

She bounced up and down just like I’d seen her do when I was drugged at the hotel.


“Oh yes!! This is it! I want this! Yes! Yes! I’m comming! I’m comming! Yes! Oh, yes! Oooooooooooh!”
And with that she collapsed ontop of me. I was still moving my dck in and out of her wet and slippery hole.

“hansom, that was wonderful. Let me taste you. I want you to cum in my mouth.”
She pulled off my dck so fast there was a small popping sound.

She immediately took my dck in her mouth and sucked me with full speed.

“Oh gawd of thun...der! Yes! yes! Suck my dck! You’re so good! Suck me!!”

Her head bobbed up and down fast. I knew I was'nt going to last longer than a samsung battery at this rate. Then I felt it happening.

“Oh! Baby Here it comes! I’m comming!”
I filled her mouth full of my shangoic seed and she moaned with every squirt. When my dck was done pulsating, she moved up and opened her mouth to show me all of my cum inside it. She closed her mouth, smiled and swallowed it all to the last drop.

"whats your name hansom?" she asked after swallowing all.

"Darous...or Darousmart....whichever you choose...“ I replied feeling satisfied.

"I prefer Darous....it sounds so cute." She complemented with a smile. "by the way, Darous, your cum tastes so sweet just like your face and name. I love it....”

I can't help but burst into laughter at the end of her remarks. This woman is really fun to be with. Or so I thought.

We laid on the bed kissing and romancing each other until the worms in my stomach started dancing alingo!


T.B.C Sweetdreamz buddies. Happy new week.

PrinceOFprince:
Wow! This is so erotic.. Theblessedman, you are the bomb. Just go ahead and fvck that coniving b*tch for me. Wow! Keep it up

Smiles

TemiGURL:
Please theblessedman. Continue jare.. With full details of the shangoistic events. I dey gbadun you

thank u baby. I app it

22. COUNTLESS.


I've decided to wait for whatever fate has in stock for me the following day and it was on that vague hope that I slept off the previous day.

I woke up the next morning to the sound of my ringing phone. I rubbed the remaining sleep away with my index finger as I brought the phone to my face to check the caller I.d.

Speak of the devil and he will show up. It was Jide. My mind was restless. I just dropped the phone on the bed and let it ring the remaining 19% battery life away. The phone stopped ringing after the fourth missed call.


Promptly at eleven, I was dressed in a red Gucci round neck and black jean trousers, with a red canvass. I clipped my rolex watch on my left wrist. I stood gallantly infront of the giant mirror in the corner of my room and admired myself.

I brought out my dictionary and started checking for the best vocabulary I can use to describe myself, but unfortunately, I couldn't find any.


I had to contact Shango for help and he gave me the best reply any other deity's child could ever hoped for.

His exact words are; 'SON OF THUNDER, YOU LOOK BREATHAKING!' I smiled and mentally gave him a thumbs up.

I reached for my purse, checked inside and couldn't find anything. I checked my drawers and found it empty as well. 'Where did my money go?' I wondered. Then the awful truth dawned on me.

I only had 2k left in my drawers before I left with Beatrice. I paid the bikeman that brought me home with 1k.

I spent 500naira on dinner yesterday and I already spent the remaining this morning on breakfast. Oh! Am in deep shìt.

Am the type of guy that would rather starve to death than borrow money because I don't have the luck.

I consulted shango again, if he can borrow me some money till evening, but he said he's also very broke at that time. "People are no longer asking for thunder."

I went outside hoping to find the hawkers that deals in buying of condemn irons and electronics. We call them 'CONDEMN' here in the southwest.

After 30mins of waiting, I found one. I sold off my condemn stabilizer and spoit ceiling fan at the sum of eight hundred naira. It was enough to get me to Adedoyin with the hope that she will drop me off on my return.

*****

Promptly at 12. I arrived at Lafenwa, I called her to inform her. She promised to pick me up soonest.


Few minutes later, I saw the same blue SLK mercedeez benz that dropped Chioma off the previous morning pull over in front of me.

The glass rolled down and I saw a very pretty woman beckoning me to hop in. I complied and she zoomed off.

******

The road was clear as an olosho pvssy. She was driving at a very slow pace. We were both silent for some minutes before she breaks the boredom.

"hmn..hnm.." She cleared her throat. "How you doing hansom?"she asked with a smile on her face. Its obvious she was very happy to see me.

I couldn't help but admire her toned skin and pretty face. Her cleavage was pretty exposed due to her slaggy grey top. Everything about her screamed RICH.

"Hello?" her voice brought me back from my lustful gaze on her body.

"hum..Hi... Am doing fine thanks." I replied calmly.

"I can see you already like what you are seeing!" she paused. "Don't worry, everything will be yours once we get to talk properly." She said, placing her right palms on my laps and began to rub on it.

"hmmm...that sounds great." I swallowed hard.

"really? Wow! Am glad to hear that." She stopped talking and increased her force on the acceleration. I thought she was trying to impress me until she nearly killed a man crossing the road. She swerved sideways and slammed hard on the break pedal. The car came to a halt. I was really scared. She asked if I was okay, and I murmured angrily. She apologised and continue the driving.

*****

She pulled over at a hotel named Adesba Hotel and suits. With its serene environment, it can easily be rated among the four-star hotels in the country.

We walked hand in hand to the receptionist, where she booked a room for us. She collected the keys and we headed for the room.

She dropped her bags on the bed and went in to the bathroom without saying anyword to me.


I sat down on the giant bed and began to survey the beauty of the room.

It was obvious that I was very mad at her, for many reasons. First was ra*ping my brains out, two was drugging me, three was blackmailing me, and four...yes four... She just attempted to murder the Son of thunder with her reckless driving. If only I had other means of gettin Jide's shares, I would have returned home.


I heared the bathroom door open and when I looked up, 'oh gawd of pvssy' She was stark nak3d in front of me with her hour glass shape and toned complexion radiating under the cool light.

"I know I've offended you with what happened earlier and I want to say my apologies with this." She rushed at me and placed a very deep kiss on my lips.

All the anger I had towards her flew out into thin air and that makes it the second time my emotions have failed me


TBC

Chumzypinky:
please be quiet, dont expose urself.
U've always been a one minute man right from time. And after crossing age 20, it reduced to 40seconds. Only God knows how i'll cope when u get to 40yrs of age.

i seconded what pfolar said... My wife, u fit lie sha.

Chumzypinky:
red hand catching

u no like rainbow catching! Mtcheeew.. Abeg go update tradition jor, and bring my food when u ar tru

Damibiz:
Tell him the truth,atleast he will undastand..since na paddy una be na

u don 4get say na Ijebu d guy be?

pFolar:
I never believE that anytHING can make me join NL again. But that changed the MOment I stumbled accross your StOry Mr Theblessedman. You are QuiTE amazinG.

I made my first COmment Here. Keep iT UP.

wow! May shango bless ur return to NL. Amen! Thanx dear.

Bia wife...wetin we go give all this viewers na? We neva see update since morning.... Abeg come update o..my dearest chumzypinky.. I Love you magnetically.

elMacho:
tell him the truth, but still assured him that you've gotten another deal, so that he won't feel bad (money issue)

hmmm... Really?

divatolaz:
I will tell him the truth.....

hmmm... Really?

ROYH:
TheBlessedMan, You Want Make I Give Your Name And Photo For Shekau To Use Womanidea Strategy Bombarised You Baa?
SEE cHITIzen Lah mariodko190(m), Vlip42(m), Tehmietee(f), mostbles(f) and 14 guest(s)

oga manager, i don update o.. Be4 u go cause federal war.

Tehmietee:
Nw catch up wif ya! Mr shango pikin,na u try pass. Enjoyin dis. Darous is in 4 it, i pray Adedoyin z nt Joke's mum

the feeling is mutual bro.. Thanks for hailing the son of thunder.

21. COUNTLESS.


I wondered which kind of mother will leave her two daughters at home to attend an overnight party of a friend. She must be another product of amadioha. I thought.

"are you there?" Her voice brought me back.

"yes..am...am sorry, am just tired."

"are you alright?" She asked with a concerned tone.

"yes, am fine. You know what? I will pay you guys a visit during the week, to make up for the missed calls."

"really?"

"I swear to you with my voter's card."

"wow! that would definitely be nice...But which day do you want to come?" She inquired.

"Tomorrow is tuesday, I will come on wednesday...maybe around ten in the morning. Will you guys be around." I asked.

"I'm going nowhere, but my sister may not be around."

"wait, you mean to say, you often stay in that mighty house alone? All by yourself,? With your...your....". My voice trailed off as I couldn't find the proper adjective to describe her condition.

"Most times yes, you know, I can't let everybody be tied down by my condition. They have to live their own life too...and whether I like it or not, sooner or later, they are all going to leave me, atleast to pursue their own dreams. Have come to terms with that fact already." Her voice sounds very awful and I can't help but pity this disabled beauty. I decided to cheer her up.

"let me give you a breaking news...You will be very happy to hear it. Shall I?" I asked amusingly.

"com'on don't exhaust my calmness please." She stated with eagerness.

"paracetamol now cures headaches!" I screamed.

I could hear her burst into uncontrollable laughter at the other end of the phone. Although that little prank is older than the square root of Buhari's real age, but I was happy it served the purpose it was mean't for.

The laughter died down after a few seconds and we said our goodbyes.

"nice hearing your voice angel." I said teasingly.

"same here too Mr hansom. Sweet dreams and goodnight." She said jokingly.


"you too dear." I ended the call conclusively.

I was happy and at the same time felt sorry for her condition. I wanted her to be able to stand on her feet so badly that I contact the gawd of thunder, asking if he can do anything for her. The answer I got was 'AM a god of thunder not a Doctor.

I hissed at that disappointed reply and wondered, 'whats the use of a god, if he can't help people.'

I checked the time, it was some minutes past eight, I decided its time to call Adedoyin. I placed the call and she picked up after the fourth ring.


"Hello, good evening." I tried to sound very mature, by not showing the anger that I was feeling towards her.


"evening to you too. Please who is this?" She inquired in a standard tone.

"I got your note yesterday, but I couldn't call you because of what you caused, you b*tch, you ruined my life, you foolish whorre!." I wanted to scream that to her but decided against it and played it cool, like real mens do.

"I got your note from (remembering the bait game) the waitress and I couldn't call you because of some mess I got myself into." I answered as calmly as I could.

"Beatrice's boy?" She asked with curiousity in her voice.

"Yes! You bastard product of lucifer!" I almost lost it right there when she mentioned Beatrice's name, but, I quickly got hold of myself and continued the calm game.

"Yes.... Am so sor.." she cuts in before I could finish the statement.

"Wow! Thats nice...Have been waiting for your call since midnight....this is great.." She sounds very delighted and I couldn't help but feel total hatred towards her.

"ok. I don't have enough call card, but I will like to know when I can see you."

"Thats my line... I should be the one asking that, because thats why I sent you the note. I really have to see your hansom face again."

"alright...where can we meet?" I asked.

"hun...Can you come to my office tomorrow?"

"at where?" I inquired.

"Its at Quarry road, but when you get to Lafenwa, you can call me. I will meet you there and take you to where we can talk properly." she replied.

"No problem.. I will come around 12."

"alright dear... See you tomorow...lo....ve..." I ended the call.

I immediately placed a call to the light skinned lady...'oh I don't even know her name yet'. I narrated every details of the call to her, including the part where I was desperate to yell at her. She laughed and told me its normal to feel that way. I asked for her name and she said Chioma. She promised to spend the next night at my place and immediately my konji heard that? It started an automatic press up. I ended the call.

I was very hungry, so I hurriedly went out to buy bread and sardine.

****

I need to call Jide, but I don't know what to tell him yet.

I was left to contemplate on maybe calling him and telling him the truth is better or I should just wait and see how tomorrow will unfold. Either way, Jide needs his money and the odds of getting it seemed higher than a million.

'Tomorrow is another day.' With that thought in mind, I slept off.



TBC

Chumzypinky:
Hubby you no wel oo.
Maybe its the noodles that i gv u which i take up to three hours to prepare that makes you so lazy that cum just after 40seconds of staying ontop the something

what? are u trying to expose me? Must everybody knows that I always lasted more that 8hrs with u? If care is not taken, wen nxt we hv sex, I wont cum atall..

ChukwuJuwon:
iono want...increase in CGPA na e I want with one shima

oh! Is that so? Well I must tel u, that kind of blessing doesn't comes easy unless u read ur books 24/7. Thankz bro.

ROYH:
well, lemme kuku erase the J and leave the remaining so that we go have a taste in what's makeup of hell...
JESU=ESU

u tink if me and u enter Hell, hell no go suffer? Me and u go contribute our 3weeks piss together we go off the fire. But, Unless dem no let us carry our prick enter, thats when Hell no fit suffer.

Chumzypinky:
lol. Dont vex

baby, wifey, honey, sweetie,and my everything. HAPPY SUNDAY. May Gawd bless u sporadically with free browsing cheats on ur land phone. I love u Chemically.

ROYH:
no mention jawe , i gbadun ur tales, so, my hospitality is just a token of appreciation, so, waiting 4 like 4 updates making it 24 COUNTLESS , na ur tales i dey use to supress D anger burning in me o, no fall my hand omo ibile

i don hear u. May Gawd empower my tired fingers fingerlistically.

ChukwuJuwon:
Weldon... sir

Happy Sunday..
expecting more update.

TheBlessedMAN



humeeh mention me when baba finally update oo

thanx 4 commenting bro. May Gawd bless you sporadically with free browsing cheats. Amen

gtin:
I hv a feeling dat her mum was d woman dat arranged to hv u drugged

the feeling is mutual. Thanx 4 commentin bro