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Chumzypinky:
The day wey Shango go do you something for dis im name wey you dey call anyhow eh...

my wife, let me tutor u abeg.. Shango is not a name, shango na Title. The real name wey dey hin birth certificate na OLUKOSO. so chill abeg.

Tgold1:
welcome o Mr royh of Nairaland... Oluaye team hero and the first descendant of Sango.....


Oya roger your fb nomenclature here, nasarawally

; @descendant of Shango.

Hadampson:
U wlcm abeg drop updates 4 us

i just did o

12. COUNTLESS.

By
At three o'clock, I was playing Score hero on my phone when a message entered my phone and I checked the sender, it was Beatrice and I opened it. It reads:

"Hi Darous, Jide have told me alot about you and I would be interested in having you be my date to a party that I have been invited to at Richton Hotel and Suits. It would be overnight. Here is the little details you need to know about me for now. I am a 42- year-old woman from Ondo state, but I spent 30years of my life in the United states. My two kids are with my husband in the U.S. I arrived the country two days ago to enjoy my own business. I already own a manshion at Elite road and two duplexes in V.I. I'm still in good shape. I think you will be pleased to see me when we meet. I can be very generous with my time, my affection and more. I need your reply right now. BEATRICE."

I wiped my eyes with my palms after reading the message and I was forced to pinch myself to confirm if this has been a dream.

After confirming that I wasn't dreaming, I decided to reply her instantly. So I typed:

"Hi Beatrice. It is my pleasure to hear from you and I am very interested in spending some time with you. Why don't you give me a call and let's talk about it. Thanks. I await your call. Darous."

I sent the message and I got a reply two mins later. "I'll call you when am done fixing my hair, maybe around 6pm. The party we are attending is tonight. We would go tonight and come back on tuesday morning. BEATRICE".

"oh gawd of thunder!". I screamed for joy after reading her last message. I was sure that she was well off as all of those houses she claimed ownership of were worth at least 50 million naira or more. I've never dated an older woman talkless of screwing one but I was looking forward to doing this and I was so sure that I can make her happy.

I was pretty sure that if we attend the event tonight, she would be looking for sex. I trust my thick eight-inches dck that it will always be up for the job since I've never had any complaints from all my ex during sex so I feel confident on that.

*****

Promptly at six, my phone rang. I answered, "Hello...."


"Hi Darous, I'm calling to know if you've decided to attend tonights party with me. It is a bunch of my old classmates that also came to Nigeria for their vacations and I would love to have them see me being escorted by a hansome young man like you. Just as Jide has described you."

"hmmmm. Ok, Tell me the details." I replied.
"Just like I told you earlier, the party is at the Richton hotel and suite and I have reserved a room at the hotels for us. By the way, where do you live?" she asked.

"I live at Fajol."

"ok, I don't know that place but can you meet me at the Opic plaza in Panseke. Is that ok with you?"

I tried to sound more cordial. "sure, but what would you expect of me?"

"Well Darous, just enjoy the party with me and let all my friends know that you're my new boyfriend if they are interested. Then we will spend the night in our hotel room and if we are enjoying ourselves, you can fvck the shiit out of me as much as you want and from what your friend told me about you, I think you might be wanting more from me. What else would you want?". I wonder how much have Jide spilled to this woman about me.

"ok. That sounds good to me, but you would pay all the expenses and I would like 200k for myself." I covered my mouth with my hand hoping I haven't offended this woman with my outrageous demands.

"That sounds good to me, Darous. It's a date. I'll be driving a red Pathfinder jeep. I'll pick you up at nine by the Opic plaza. It's formal but not tuxes so just bring a nice suit. Is that ok by you?"

"erm..erm.. sure, thats fine by me". I answered.

"You can call or text me if anything comes up in the mean time."
"Piece of cake Beatrice. See you then. Bye."

I hung up and began to think of how smoothly that went.

Am I really going to get paid for doing what I was born to do? Oh gawd of thunder, I probably would have even gone for free if I had met her in a different circumstances.

Beatrice was older but claimed to be attractive and I thought she should still be enjoyable.

***

I was already at the Opic plaza before 9, dressed in a tight jean and an even tighter T-shirt that showed off my muscles. I carried a small suitcase with an underwear and my suit locked in it for the party

I'd thought about taking some condoms but decided that if she wanted to use them, she would have to bring them along. I had no desire to use them either.

Promptly at 21:00 Beatrice pulled up in her red jeep. She wore a red stone gown with a red heel shoes to match.

She really is beautiful and I was astonished at her very expensive taste. She beckoned me to come closer and gave me a tight perfumated hug.

I was still enjoying her exortic scent when she withdraw and guided me to man the steering. I drove off immediately.

Lets face it guys! Life is always good when there is money in It.


TBC

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Mrlemuel, welcome back to Nl my dear. Theblessedman, pls let the update start flowing.

right away ma. Just remain small. Abeg no vex

chimaicon:
Darous, give us the post la.. running outta patience

remain small abeg. Remain smal.

sirblero:
my oga @the top...
#theblessedman..!!!

this your story no be here oooo


keep it coming sir..*following..

oga nla, na u b d real boss o. After u na shango o. Thanks 4 showing up. Ikombe, i sight u

Mrlemuel:
Lol, See U, Just Type Update Jare, Make I See If Fat Matured Torotoro Sweet Like The Slim Ripe One.... Hope U Abovestand?

no p jare.. Shango no dey Bleep up. Stay tuned

Mrlemuel:
Ogbeni, Na Zeus, And Amadioha Dey My Bk Oh, No Let Them Vex Do U Yamayama Oh.

chai.. If nt becos say shango dey owe me 3months salary ni, i say make he come pay u a visit. U no go like am o

Mrlemuel:
Egbon Mi Sir, E Get As E Be Jare.
It's Like Mod Obinnau Don Join Ur Tori Oh, Dnt Disappoint Us Like Buhari Did To Nigerians Oh, Or Else...

or else what? Remember say shango dey my back.. No let shango to vex come ur petrol station o..

Mrlemuel:
Nigga, I Dey Oh, Waec Eyaf Come, Na To Move To Waecland Forum Be D Nxt Thing Oh.
May Ur Jamb Nt Jam U In Theblessedman's Surname(Emmanuel) Dnt Ask Me Hw I Take Knw Oh, Xhango Gave It To Me Ni.

dem neva born shango well, he no fit give u my surname jare ogbeni. Shango no dey go petrol station na..

xaviercasmir:
Intresting bro. More ink to your pen

thank u bro.. I app it.

PamelB, i sight u o. Shango says hi

Chumzypinky:
Eyaa hubby, na dis level you dey na?

abi na, person must chop. Since shango dey owe me 3months salary, i gat to find other means to feed u nd d family na, my wife

ChukwuJuwon:


harameede99



Blessedman try to update Asap bro. more ink to your pen

oga.. I don update na. Thanq very much bro.

Obinnau:
unbanned

thank u o. Oga obi.

Musampa73:
TheBlessedMAN you are the real MVP. I dey gbadun ur tori jawe just kontinue I gat ur back with unmatured thun.der that am nursing for bad belle peeps.

BTW... Where is IKOMBE am missing him though.

thanq very much. May shango use his thunder to drop ur enemies in front of the nearest ATM machine with ur Atm card and password in his hands... Aaamin.

Mrlemuel:
Like, Chesus Christ Of Saudi Arabia, I Just Dunno What To Say, The Opening Remarks Abi Na Insults Almst Made Me Pee With Lawfter, Omo I Dey Follow U Like Peter Dey Follow Chesus.
*Terms And Conditions Apply.

no be only *terms and conditions, what of Semester and condition? Yeye boy. . Hw va na

Tgold1:
welcome on board mate but it seems we'll have to add Sango kinsmen to this team hero, abi what dju think? TheblessedMan, royh, smartestPopqueen, chumzypinky, xamilola, AOB1

i quote Chumzypinky. "though shall not call the name of shango in vain".

Hadampson:
Our Oga is online o Obinnau abeg help us push this beautiful writeup to FP

oga thanx o.

11. COUNTLESS.


When I got home, I sat down on the bed, thinking about all that has happened in the last 24hours.

My strayed mind was brought back to my room by the loud ringing of my phone. I picked it and checked the caller I.d, it was Jide. So I answered it.

"Hello son of thunder....." He said.

"how far na? wetin dey happen?" I sat up properly leaning my head against the wallpaper.

"oh boy, I dey I.B jare, and na there ah go dey till all the wahala for area go chill down."

"chai, see this coward, no be that same area I dey? And you go dey form Goliat for Blessing....that your girlfriend eh..."

"guy that one na Blessing jare. see I get one business for hand, and na only you fit handle am."

Hearing that, my ears are now very attentive.

"hum hmm" I cleared my throat, "what type of business?"

" no be illegal business like the game wey you dey play o.. But this one na sugar mummy stuffs, and I promise you, if you do am wella, you go hit cool money till you die."

This guy surely knows how to get my attention.

"ah guy, this one wey you talk go hard o, make I dey fvck people wey fit born my grandma? And why you no do am yourself, if it is as simple and easy as you claim?" I intentionally throw that question at him, just to know why he was offering me a mansion while he was living in a face me I face you house.

"calm down Shango boy, there's nothing hard in it and the reason why am offering you the job is because of two reasons. One, you are perfectly more handsome than us. And two, you get all the charms and juju to protect yourself incase things go awol na." He sounds very serious and sincere.

"ok. But, no be wreck engines I go dey fvck o? If na that one, I no fit o."

" have you ever seen a beggar that have choice before." He asked.

"yes na, he get choice to either kill himself or continue begging." I replied jokinly.

"No wonder you have a lot of 'F's that are kissing '9' in your result. Idiot. Abeg talk jor, no waste my time."

"you be cultural fool." I retaliated in a comical tone. "ok, lets say, I agree to do it, whats in it for you?"

"well, since I will be the one to hook you up with them, my share is 30% of every penny you earn from it."

"Rara o(noo) lets make it 25% na, na me go use body na, abeg lets leave it like that."

He hesitated a bit before he replied.

"ok. Fair enough. Deal. I will send you her number and her name after this call. She wants to meet you this evening. Call her immediately, am sure you can handle the rest."

"Jide, just like that? Remember she doesn't know me before o."

"you dey fall my hand o, you sharp pass all this mumu talk na? I don tell her about you, Na why I choose you be that."

"OK. I just dey whyne you ni. Just send the number now. Hand don dey pain me. I wan drop phone."

"Sure. But Darous, no betrayal me o. no mago mago o. anyway, I trust you sha. You no go wan make thunder fire you..."

"na you sabi. Abeg commot jare". With that, I ended the call and heaved a deep sigh.

I rested my head on the pillow and started playing Dream League soccer on my phone. I was playing the second match of the Elite division when a message buzzed in. I minimized the game and checked the message. It was a sms from Jide. It contains the number and name of the woman.

I saved the number with Beatrice, thats her name.

I dialled the number and I was greeted with the familiar female computer tone that can never be heared on Dangote's phone. Reminding me of how poor I am for not having enough call card. I hissed at the screen and resumed my Dream league game.

I was at it, for almost 30mins before the worms in my stomach started playing their game of survival of the fittest with my intestines.

I will rather die by jumping off an aeroplane than let this worms bite my intestines to pieces.

With that, I rose up and head for the kitchen. I checked the cupboard, only to find it empty. I grumbled and went out to the street to buy recharge card and to get something to eat.

I bought sliced bread and sardine from the next street and came back to mine. Knowing the nature of the type of work am about to do, I decided to buy recharge card of 1k.

I got home and loaded the card. I decided to call Beatrice my new client before I eat, so I dialed her number.

The call was not received at the first trial and I redialed it and it was picked at the nick of the last ring.

"Hello?". A soft voice sounded from the other end.

"Hi" I answered feeling a bit nervous.

"Please who is this?"

I manage to compose myself before I speak.

"am Darous.".

"ok Darous, what can I do for you?"

"actually, am the guy you are meeting this evening." I replied calmly.

"oh!, you are from Jide right?" She stated delightfully.

"Yes. I got ur number from him and he said to call you?"

"ok. I wil Call you around 5. ok?"

"alright Bea..Beatrice". I heared her giggle and the line went dead.

I relaxed on the bed and heaved a sigh of relief. Happy that I just passed the first stage of this business.


TBC

FhemmyKW:
This ur intro is ghenghen....
The story itself is gbagaun....
and
Ur descriptive skill is moku mogbe modaran.
Keep it up bro, more grease to ur elbow.

and ur comment ti lo wapa ju.. Thankz bro. I app it.

Where in Pluto is Opeoluwa99, LitQUEEN + bimberry1307? Shango... Go and bring those girls 4 me.

Chumzypinky:
Bia hubby, whats wrong with u na? Why is u changing changing names upandan na?

am sorry love, its just that my sense of stability is still outside along with other parts of my brain that flew out of the window on that erotic night. But, shango is on top of the situation. I love u Politically.

yorhmienerd:
Yeah, its been long. I'm trying to go lowkey.

Nice job.

alright bro.. Ur head dey dia.. Thankz 4 breaking ur lowkey rules and showing up

10. COUNTLESS.


The next day, being a sunday, I awoke to the feelings of a tongue swirling and engulfing my dck and I looked down only to see Lovelyn trying desperately to get all of my 8inches konji into her warm wet mouth.

"I still remember a certain book that says, 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it Sex-free." I said, groaning and moaning to the special treat my dck was getting from this sexy goddess.

Lovelyn smiled at me and rolled on top of me.

“I was wondering how long it would take you to wake up.”

She grasped my dcck and guided it into her warm and wet pvssy.

“Now I have to fvck you like crazy, before I take my leave.” She said after impaling herself on my erect dcck.

"oh! Gawd of thun...der..." I mumbled out. "but you didn't tell me you will be leaving this early." I reached up and began pressing and squeezing her brests as she rolled her hips around, scraping the walls of her pvssy with my dck.

“am sorry I didn't tell you...but my parents will be so worried once they start...calling my ph..one and it isn't going.” She was grinding my dck very hard.

"what happened to your phone?" I murmurmed out of pure enjoyment.

"I lost it yesterday while I was running after you, along with my bag con..taining my pur..se." She paused to catch her breath. "you will have to help me with the T.fare pls."

With the way she was grinding into me and the thrills it was sending into my sensitive dicck, am ready there to sell my two kidneys to pay her transport fare at that erotiic moment.

Lovelyn suddenly held very still and began milking my dck with her verginal muscles.

I leaned my head back and groaned."don't worry, I will give you enough money to get...home.." She smiled at that and continued squeezing me with her pvssy while she started rotating her hips in tiny circles.

The double sensation on my dck was driving me mad and I might end up in the psychriatic ward if she doesn't stop. But apparently, I was ready to run mad at that moment. No thanks to the sexual thrills going through my body.

I placed my hands on Lovelyn’s inner thighs, and began rubbing my thumbs in tiny circles, trying to
match the pleasure she was giving me.

It became a bit of a contest between the two of us, by trying to outdo each other.

But fortunately after 15mins, we both came at the same time. Our
moans and cries intermingling with each other.

She rolled off of me as I lean my head back on the bed to relax while she just stood up and cat walked nak3dly to the toilet.

She was out after twenty mins, claded in her blue top and black jean. I took my phone and checked the time, it was past 8 already. I looked at her and she smiled.

"you look beautiful this morning bae."

"thanks for that, but as much as I would have loved to stay, I need to get going now, and you will have to take me to the bustop." She said pleadingly.

I replied 'okay' and got up, strolled past her to the toilet and performed my morning rituals.

We were both ready to go after 30mins. I checked my drawers and counted 4k. I handed it to her and she was very appreciative with kisses and hugs. I can't help but ask the gawd of thunder what exactly I did to have made him direct this beauty to my lonely arms.

She gave me her number and I wrote mine on a sheet of paper and gave her. She promised to give me a call when she got home. I saved her number on my phone and we headed towards the door.

We set out and began to trek to the nearest bustop. I brought out my phone and checked the livescores.

"oh Gawd of thunder! chelsea won!! Chelsea won!!!".

"Really? Are you serious? How?" She asked with joy written all over her face. I gave her the phone and when she saw the scores, she was very excited. She jumped on me and gave me a very breath squeezing hug.

She released me once she realised that we have started pulling the on-going crowds attention towards us.

"Its unbelievable you know.. From 3-1 down at 85mins to 3-4 at 'after extra time', thanks to Eden hazards hattrick and Cahil, bae, am so happy. Haters and Arsenal fans just have a new reason to jump into the river."

"am so happy too, wow! I love chelsea, Darous, I owe you another one, but that will be next time.. Ok, I promise."

"hmm, ok. Alright. Wow!", I just can't stop smiling through out our journey to the bustop. We said our goodbyes with kisses and hug. She boarded a bus going in the direction of Osun state and I headed home after seeing her bus enter oblivion.

On my way, I encountered some churches trying to preach the gospel to me, but I still had 50years left on the contract I signed with the Gawd of thunder some years ago and allowing the preachers to tie me down with their preaching is out of context for now. Atleast not until Shango stops giving me his thunder whenever I need it.

Well, that ends Lovelyn's part. Am moving to the main part which commenced with my relationship with Joke, the disabled beautiful lady and others involved.

It entails, the Sex, betrayal and Vengeance.


TBC

yorhmienerd:
Ayam loving it

buh oga, he don tey o, anyway, tanx to shango 4 locating u and bringing u here..

[quote author=wizsolzy post=54889046][/quote]see as my wife's reply tey pain am...

windowxp:
OGA, Se you and shango be siblings ni, you better make sure update is constant else, we'll invite MMM preachers here. lol. nice one buddy

MMM preachers? I no fear dem atall o. Make dem com, buh i promise not to disappoint u buddy. Thank u

PrinceOFprince:
If yhu continue like this, i can authoritatively say that am seeing this story at FP very soon.

Cc: obinnau, pls fp things

ah.. Thanx buddy, buh don't u tink its too early to be calling the senate into this matter?

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Wow! Never knew yhu were this talented at writing stories talkless of sex-scenes.. Am really impressed. What a nice and multi-talented man yhu are. Keep it up.

Chumzypinky, yhur hubby is doing a fine job here.. Its like writing runs in both yhur veins..

thanq very much my sister. Like i said ealier in the acknowledgement, i was inspired to write by people like you. Thanks for always commenting. May Shango strike ur enemies into thousand pieces for u.