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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:54am On Sep 17, 2016

nkemdave:
Just about to start reading this story.
Hope its gonna be interesting

if d tori no sweet, u tink say he go make it to Front page? U tink he go get 89,000 views? U tink a HERO TEAM wil b created tru it? Abeg... Read am... D tori swt die

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:51am On Sep 17, 2016

balosammy:
Barika de salah[b][/b][size=8pt][/size][b][/b]

barika de same to u tooooo

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:50am On Sep 17, 2016

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hmmm.. Never thought yhu could be this handsome..

tanq jare, my dear possible wife cheesy

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:49am On Sep 17, 2016

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hmmm.. Never thought yhu could be this handsome..

tanq jare, my dear possible wife

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 12:57am On Sep 14, 2016

Tgold1:
I Am A Proud Celestian!!!

same here buddy

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 4:52pm On Sep 13, 2016

Tgold1:
Hehehehe... This Buddy Won't sieze To Amaze Me..... But Anyways FYI, I Am A PastoR, A Shepherd For That Matter, Snow Gan Dey Learn From Where My Garment Dey White Ni..... Na Sunday Make You Come See Me Wey We Do Harvest For My Church....

But No Worry Ama Invite You Next Year!!!

Come TEAM HERO where AOB1 Dey Na??

E Don Tey Wey I Don Dey Ask OF this Guy Ooo...!!!!

no tel me say a Pidginal herbalist lyk u na Celestial member

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 9:34am On Sep 13, 2016

TheBlessedMAN:
Fiyah love... How today go be na? *winks*.. Just an update frm u nd I promise U petrol wil be bak to #200 per litre...

Only ur update can release the Chibok girls!

Only ur update can quell the anger of the Niger delta avengers..

Infact only ur update can make Lucifer give his life to Christ.

And am also damn sure, its Only ur update can bring about the Change we all voted 4.. Thanks love for updating before today will become yesterday.....

So despite all the pleas and promises Buhari make to Nigerians that he wil fufil once U update (fiyah), u stil decide to b sturborn like Pharaoh....? Eh?

Well, My Nija people, i hope u can now see that na Fiyah dey purnish us o. Buhari don ready to make Nija beta, buh na Fiyah no gree update o, and dats part of Kwaraption...

So if u na hear say, EFCC don arrest Buhari..ah sori, I mean Fiyah, no b because say she embezzle or swallow money o, na because of her failure to update regularly.

May God purnish d devil wey no allow Fiyah to take care of her story... This story is getting sick right now, and only ur update fit make am GET WELL SOON...

Happy Ileya to all HERO TEAM members....

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 9:18am On Sep 13, 2016

[size=30pt] Barika de Sallah to all HERO LOVERS [/size]

both home and abroad, or any where in the world.

And to my Fellow Hero Team mates...

Tgold1 - i knw ur Muslim Name na Tijani (thanks to ur grandma 4 dat), where is my Meat oooooooo!

Rohy- ur own Muslim name na Rokheeb... And i hear say Ur cow get Diabetes... Buh, Alihamdulillahi, its now responding to treatment... Make sure u kill d bastard d moment its being discharge frm d hospital.

Mrlemuel- ur own muslim name na Mukaila... Well, i also hear dat, ur cow don escape 4 wia u tie am, buh tank God say u sabi run wella... And because d cow don carry u run a marathonic 10,000m, na so u go vex go carry ur grandpa hunting gun fire d life comot 4 dat sturborn cow..

Bring my meat o... If u no wan make Patience jonathan teach ur pikin english language...

I sure say SmartestPopQUEEN go dey her husband family house dey cook Ileya food...

Anyway,

happy Eid filtri to everyone...

[size=30pt] HERO TEAM [/size]

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 10:57am On Sep 12, 2016

Tgold1:
So You Hated Me All This While?

Good! Good!! Good!!!!

Keep It Up... TEAM HERO Never Left.

No buddy... I didn't hate u.. I just So fvcking hate the name u bear... Of all the names u cud name ur fvcking self, u choose to bear that Two syllable noun...

If u want me to stop hating on u, u should do well by picking and start bearing the names am gonna list below... BULLDOG, UNDERTAKER, BABOON... etc.. Pik one now, b4 i carry ur case go meet Mtn customer care...

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 2:52am On Sep 12, 2016

I need to say this..,..." SmartestPOPqueen... U are a genius"

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 11:48am On Sep 11, 2016

danyCEO:
Nice story. Been following from day 1. Can't wait for your next story to commence.

Keep doing what you know how to do best.

To all the HERO team. Thumbs up.

thanks buddy... U ar free to join us in paradise

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 11:43am On Sep 11, 2016

Agromuda:
The guy needs a Cent to be normal!!!

na true talk o... Buh diz one wey cent don scarce pass 'Resignation of Nigerian politicians', does dat mean he can neva b normal again?

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 11:19am On Sep 11, 2016

Fiyah love... How today go be na? *winks*.. Just an update frm u nd I promise U petrol wil be bak to #200 per litre...

Only ur update can release the Chibok girls!

Only ur update can quell the anger of the Niger delta avengers..

Infact only ur update can make Lucifer give his life to Christ.

And am also damn sure, its Only ur update can bring about the Change we all voted 4.. Thanks love for updating before today will become yesterday.....

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 11:18am On Sep 11, 2016

49cents:
Fiyah the delicious

I don't know maybe some people are getting paid 4 being stupid...

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Christianity Etc › Re: Ladies, See Why You Should Never Take Your Prayer Life For Granted by TheBlessedMAN: 11:03am On Sep 11, 2016

Am Seriously looking forward to when God will end all mankind's suffering... By destroying all the bad people in it...

God, u are not A politician.. Buh we need Change.. Not Buhari's change.. Buh the Change u promised mankind through Ur Son...

God, Its Change we need.. And we need it very fast........

I belong to Gods Kingdoms Party. G.K.P.

TEAM HERO was Here..

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 8:46pm On Sep 10, 2016

There is fire on the mountain... And Tobi seems to be on the run...

After forming kingkong b4 ur pale talk, u kum turn to coward after telin u his Super Story...
Na why I hate anybody wey dey bear Tobi be that.... They are too sizzy 4 my liking....

Fiyah ride on like kwaraption tey dey ride Nigeria...

[size=30pt] TEAM HERO [/size] was Here.. Today....

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:20pm On Sep 10, 2016

lukfame:
Lol... How do i do that?

very simple...

1stly, u av to b sum1's hero... E.g u can bring back 3 out of the 260 chibok girls...

2. Pronounce ur being a HERO TEAM member in ur signature...

3. Make sure u give every 80+ woman in ur area a deep french kiss.

Do all that and u are Welcome to the HEROHOOD... Bro

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:14am On Sep 10, 2016

lukfame:
You are welcome dear. Please do well by mentioning me in your next story. Thanks

and Mista, u know u av to join the HERO TEAM be4 she can do that?

Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 10:56pm On Sep 08, 2016

spikedawson:
Tgold1 ,TheBlessedMAN, Mrlemuel How did you three survive secondary school Wild guess.

we survive nooni... Abi if we no survive, we no fit complete our registration 4 Nairaland na...? Abi guys? cheesy

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 10:54pm On Sep 08, 2016

yeminiz:
THIS LIFE IS SOMETHING ELSE...DIFFERENT PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT PERSONALITY
NA UR OWN STRONG PASS (OGIDI GAN)

am just trying 2 b lyk Chisus buddy... Love thy enemies atall cost...

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2016

yorhmienerd:
You have p..b..m (fill in the missing letters)

who start am? No b u? Abeg complete am jor... How i wan tey know say na PROBLEM u wan write?

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 10:15pm On Sep 08, 2016

Well, well, well,... I have read, and re-read this amazing story... Its quite unfortunate that we woun't be expecting more updates... I wish this story doesn't End soo soon like this...

Queenliz... Girl, u are just too awesome... Ur husband will be too lucky to have u...

Now to the rating... ;-

Here we go...
By the power Invest in me... I hereby proclaim and announce this FANTA-STIC, COKE-STIC, PEPSI-STIC, and Inshort, ALOMO-STIC masterpiece from SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, the BEST SCI-FI, and Ero-tic Story of all time on NAIRALAND... Take it or live it.

Mr Lalasticala, abeg.. I use Mtn help center beg u, come push this amazing story to FP...

This is awesome...

On this thread, HERO TEAM was created... Thanks Liz.. We love u.. We anticipate ur new story which I av no doubt wil also be great and super.. Till then we remain ur humble fanz and Mates... I BOW OUT.

Yours Affectionately

TheBLESSEDman,
the commander of

TEAM HERO.

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Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 3:55pm On Sep 08, 2016

Martinsvp1:
....can an Epilogue be better than these?...No I don't think so...@QueenLiz u Nailed it...#every episode was a Hit Back2Back in #Olamide's Voice

Seconded buddy. The girl is damn too good

Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 3:53pm On Sep 08, 2016

Mrlemuel:
Memuna, Wetin Be D Difference If Nt 5 Days...,.? Even Womanopause For Don Caught U By Then.

Womanopause no fit catch me... I b usain bolt, buddy

Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 3:39pm On Sep 08, 2016

Mrlemuel:
THUNDER FIRE U!

Dear customer, your subscription to the Mtn THUNDER FIRE U! Service have failed due to insurfficient account balance. Pls load a recharge card and try again later. Thank you for choosing MTN and this wayward life.

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2016

Opeoluwa99:
TE4M H3RO I love you guys muahh

wow! Can't believe i just masturbated my brains out at d sight of this compliment..

And about that kiss u have 4 me, is it a Kiss-DANIEL kiss, or na after kissing those rotten toothed mates of mine-kiss kiss..?

Abeg if na the latter kiss, am afraid i can't accept it... Not after being present when we took those guys to d dentist 4 medical checkup, the dentist told those guys plainly that, The germs wey dey inside their mouth fit corrupt your phone by just receiving a call frm them.... Thats why they are V.i.p's on 2go and NL. (text mssg only) No amount of blood of chisus or Fiyahcide can get rid of it..

Those guys dey download germs to their mouth day in day out...
I no mention name o.
Abeg spare me d Deadly kiss...

HERO has been concluded. All thanks to SmartestPopQUEEN 4 diz

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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 2:26pm On Sep 08, 2016

yorhmienerd:
I think your new team name is Nairaland Derailer's Club. Ahn ahn, you guy sabi talk. Well I love it, it makes threads more lively

its with great pleasure and absolute Masturbation that i say thanks buddy..

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 2:16pm On Sep 08, 2016

PamelB:
10 days?

yes na... Just 10 fvcking days...

Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 2:16pm On Sep 08, 2016

PamelB:
10 days?

yes na... Just 10 fvcking days

Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 2:14pm On Sep 08, 2016

Tgold1:
Alakoba...
Ok will u manage the one of 69yrs and 360days abstainance??

Its kukuma better than 70yrs

chai? 69yrs and 360days? Thats ok. Atleast its nt up to dat damn and too long 70yrz.. Thanks 4 being harshly merciful..

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Literature › Re: Shadows....... by TheBlessedMAN: 2:12pm On Sep 08, 2016

missuniverse:
nahhh, not sure

said "it seems like"

ok... Hope by now, u wil understand dat i am struggling with English... I barely passed it in my Wassce...

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