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things are so though ..... I can't even afford to give a f*ck these days...

taaa sharap there @op. where d f do u go about getting all these crazy ideas from? I for one I'm a Catholic as are my dad and brothers. my mum goes to assemblies of God with my sister.
in spite of all that we live in perfect harmony and you wouldn't even notice if we didn't tell u. it has never been an issue at all in our family.
so don't go about ranting about things you know nothing about. I can tolerate a lot of things in life but fallacy of hasty generalisation is not one of them.
op personally I think you're on some cheap drugs. but hey, what do I know.

to give a fu*k text F to 198

this shit could have been made up for all I know. there's nothing to show the identity of the sender ......... that is if it is really a guy sef.I don't believe a word of this post. Op, if u took d time to post this stuff online u might as well have added details to make your story more plausible.
.....I'm just saying.

definitely 'Counting stars' by one republic.

hmm.... maybe you are approaching your menopause. just saying shaa.

u just wasted my f**king time. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.
sighs..........
logs on to 9japredict.com.

op, this I know......The only rule about dating/ romance as life has thought us over the years still remains .........
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There are no freaking rules!!!!!!
Everyone should know that by now.

the guy should take heart from knowing that even if he ends up dead, his manhood will live on.

don't really see why I should beg a lady for sex.....its not as if it's a one-way thing because they enjoy it as much as men.
heck...she should be grateful I'm applying my world-class skills to get her to cloud nine. ..beg ke.

something smells familiar........... oh yeah, I remember....... I smell lies.

the replies are so saturated with lies they're starting to precipitate.

OK....let's cut to the chase......what we think doesn't make a fucking difference!!!!

pls guys, how can I share some Mb with my sister.

A lady goes to her parish priest one day
and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female parrots but they only
know how to say one thing." "What do they
say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi,
we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'" the woman said
embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the
priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are
embarrassed." He thought a minute and
then said, "You know, I may have a
solution to this problem. I have two male
parrots whom I have taught to pray and
read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over
to my house and we will put them in the
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship.
I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you,"
the lady responded, "this may very well be
the solution." The next day, she brought
her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw his two
male parrots were inside their cage,
holding their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them. After just a couple of
seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?" There was a
stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and
said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our
prayers have been answered!"

they want to take you away from God.

xup Nl. I've always been a gentle guy who loves to keep things real. I've had my fair share of girls growing up and I always respect the female folk. there was this girl I met in my department in my first year, she was so into me I became embarrassed and considering the fact that I was the bold type, that was saying something. she used every available means to let me see that and I got the message clearly.
The problem was that I wasn't all that attracted to her even though she had all the goods one could ever ask for in a woman; love's a bitch you know. I handled the matter in a mature way and she soon learn it wasn't to be but we still related well as friends. well, that one of the many experiences I had with women chyking me.
Since then I've had scores of women showing interest in me such that if I had wanted a romantic relationship, it wouldn't have been a problem; and a couple of gay chykers in between. most times I joke about them with my guys and sometimes I even brag about it.
I know I'm fun to be with so I'm not all that surprised. Then there came the day I saw a girl who caught my fancy and I was really interested......... I made it known to her but she gave me the cold shoulder. I kept at it all to no avail.. she said she wasn't interested.... That was when it started occurring to me that maybe I was being given a taste of my own medicine, it wasn't funny at all. I took it all in good faith and gave the matter a serious thought. the truth is that I rejected those girls because I wasn't all that attracted to them and didn't want to start what I couldn't finish....if I decided to use them just for fun, they will say boy's are wicked and when we break up, they'll start raining down curses on me( they always get too attached to me)... but I'm just trying to protect their feelings and mine also( I don't like wasting a girl's time). My question is, is this just mere coincidence or is the law of karma catching up with me? it is always happening ( pretty girls I don't fancy falling helplessly for me and the ones I really like playing hard to get).
Advice needed.