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Health › Healthy Gut : Key To Good Health by thecanary(op): 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2025
A healthy gut is your first line of defense. Acts as a wall in fighting off bacteria and viruses from invading the body.

When the gut is healthy, it also has an impact on our overall physical and mental health, it influences mood and brain function. The gut is connected to the brain through the *Enteric Nervous System (ENS)*

Serotonin, a neurotransmitter that influences our mood is produced in the gut. Low serotonin levels are linked with mental health conditions such as anxiety and depression.

Therefore, keeping our gut healthy is essential for maintaining optimum health for us and that of our family.

Add us on WhatsApp for more: +234 708 503 7094
Health › Re: Biothermal Neckguard For Neck Pain And Insomnia by thecanary(op): 3:47pm On Sep 29, 2025
canaryy:


The bio thermal neck guard promotes blood circulation around the neck and relieves insomnia
Send a Whatsapp DM to get a discount
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Health › Biothermal Neckguard For Neck Pain And Insomnia by thecanary(op): 11:10am On Oct 07, 2021
Price: 35k
HOW TO ORDER: Send a mail to thecanaryagency[at]gmail[dot]com if you're in Lagos, Nigeria
For shipping outside Lagos, charges apply.

Health › Re: Serious Neck Pain by thecanary: 11:05am On Oct 07, 2021
Iambro:
I have this serious neck pain whenever I stand or walk for long. I feel the pain at the joint between my neck and body like its been twisted by a spanner
I don't know what drug I can use to stop this pain..pls guys help me with solution
Thanks.
This may help. Bionergetic neck guard, guardian of the neck. Eases pain and blood flow around the neck, improves insomnia.
Valued at 35k
Mail to thecanaryagency[at]gmail to order if you're in Lagos

Health › Visit Us And Get 5k Off Bionenergetic Massage by thecanary(op): 10:55am On Oct 07, 2021
Tried our bioenergetic massage yet, a gift of relaxation and wellness.
Book via Telegram: being_vio

Health › Re: Please How Do One Get Rid Of Belly And Thigh Fat by thecanary: 8:49pm On Jul 01, 2021
Hello, our one time bio energetic massage is equivalent to 10 full body massages and removal of 4.1g visceral toxins. Find out more or book a trial session: https://www.nairaland.com/6540517/10-reasons-should-consider-getting
Health › Re: Experience Our Unique Health Massage For FREE; Enter NOW To Win A Ticket! by thecanary(op): 8:44pm On Jul 01, 2021
This offer is expired for now. However, if you are reading this, you could still get a discount from us. Simply send a Whatsapp message to +23408054251629
Health › Re: 10 Reasons You Should Consider Getting A Bio Energetic Massage by thecanary(op): 7:07pm On May 06, 2021
We're currently offering a free opportunity to experience our massage, for a limited time, find out how: https://www.nairaland.com/6541313/experience-unique-health-massage-free
Health › Experience Our Unique Health Massage For FREE; Enter NOW To Win A Ticket! by thecanary(op): 7:06pm On May 06, 2021
We're offering an opportunity to experience our massage for FREE!!

It's a limited offer so the earlier you indicate interest, the greater the chance of getting a ticket.

Here are some benefits you derive when you experience our meridian body massage: https://www.nairaland.com/6540517/10-reasons-should-consider-getting

T's AND C's FOR WINNING A MASSAGE TICKET
-You must be within Lagos
-You must be willing to come down to our office. We're located at College road, Ogba Lagos.

HOW TO QUALIFY
Simply text us via WhatsApp (+2349012938862): your name, location, brief summary of why you think our massage would benefit you and lastly, how we can contact you.

We have free slots for 2 people and would be picking at random.
Health › 10 Reasons You Should Consider Getting A Bio Energetic Massage by thecanary(op): 10:18am On May 06, 2021
One time massage is:

1. Equivalent to 10 full body massages
2. Equivalent to 45 minutes of lymphatic detoxification
3. Absorbs about 3 hours of negative oxygen ions
4. Equivalent to about 30 million cell movement
5. Removal of 4.1g visceral toxins
6. Excretes toxins and purifies blood
7. Promotes blood circulation
8. Strengthens the bones
9. Improves the body ability to repair itself
10. Shapes the body and enhances beauty

According to the philosophy of Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), the meridians and channels are the lifelines of the body, they play a crucial role in the therapeutic healing of the body. When these channels are blocked, that is the onset of disease(s).

Our massage incorporates specific physiotherapy techniques that gradually unblocks the channels and meridians of the body, it's best experienced than talked about.
Health › Re: Book A Bio-energetic Massage In Lagos by thecanary(op): 4:09pm On May 01, 2021
Book via Whatsapp: +2349012938862
Health › Book A Bio-energetic Massage In Lagos by thecanary(op):
A bioenergetic massage is one of the quickest way to release muscular tension and ease stress and instantly impact your health on a compound level.

A bioenergetic massage is different from the typical spa massage.

It consists of patterns that works on the body's nervous system which harmonizes your body.

Click to know more benefits: https://www.nairaland.com/6511946/benefits-bioenergetic-massage

More info:
A massage session cost N15,000, duration of about an hour.

Our Lagos centres: Ogudu GRA, Ogba Lagos.
Health › Notes on insomnia and getting through by thecanary(op): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2021
Someone once asked "What if we could delete sleep from our "routine" as humans, wouldn't that be cool", hahaha.

That could mean amongst other possibilities, that we get more hours to accomplish more things.

Unfortunately, that's impossible, our body needs sleep to thrive.

The benefits of getting adequate sleep cannot be overstated: more focus during the day which translates to optimal performance at work, business etc.

But yet, it does seem challenging to get good quality sleep sometimes.

Hectic schedules, daily stress of life and so many other factors contribute to this.

However it's possible to get a good rest with a bit of tweaking, tweaking our habits.

Some have tried going to bed at the same time every day, others say having a warm shower [/b]before sleep is their hack

Also, getting a [b]bioenergetic massage
may rank as one of the top ways of relieving insomnia since it quickly eases stress and tension from your body.

More about a bioenergetic massage here: https://www.nairaland.com/6511946/benefits-bioenergetic-massage
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Health › Re: Bio Induction Thermal Knee Pad - Keep Your Joints Forever Young by thecanary(op): 9:01pm On Apr 20, 2021
incogni2o:
About 10yrs ago
Oh okay, why not try a bioenergetic massage
Health › Re: Bio Induction Thermal Knee Pad - Keep Your Joints Forever Young by thecanary(op): 12:19pm On Apr 18, 2021
incogni2o:
I dislocated my knee cap three times now, it gives me some bit of pain when stressed and cold.
Also, what do you do, are you into sports?
Health › Re: Bio Induction Thermal Knee Pad - Keep Your Joints Forever Young by thecanary(op): 12:16pm On Apr 18, 2021
incogni2o:
I dislocated my knee cap three times now, it gives me some bit of pain when stressed and cold.
How long now?

(You can also opt for our bioenegetic massage(https://www.nairaland.com/6511946/benefits-bioenergetic-massage) to strengthen the bones, a session is around #15000 depending on your location.)
Health › Re: Bio Induction Thermal Knee Pad - Keep Your Joints Forever Young by thecanary(op): 12:02pm On Apr 18, 2021
incogni2o:
How much is it?
Hi, it's relatively affordable, please send us a message if you're interested, we'll need to know/ask questions regarding who'll be using it
Health › Bio Induction Thermal Knee Pad - Keep Your Joints Forever Young by thecanary(op): 11:55am On Apr 18, 2021
Bio induction thermal kneepad is a nanotechnology product that condenses energetic substances from several gemstones using medical and bio energetics principles which is combined to form an energy dot matrix.

The body temperature is the activator and it emits negative ion and magnetic energy which permeates the skin with positive effects.



FUNCTIONS
1. Improving micro circulation of the blood in your knees, keeping it warm and preventing arthritis
2. Cure swollen joints and promotes recovery of damaged joint tissues
3. Relieves rheumatism and improves knee flexibility
4. Repair damaged tissue and prevents bone hyperplasia

FOR INQUIRIES AND PURCHASES, PLEASE SEND A WHATSAPP MESSAGE TO +2349012938862
Health › Benefits Of A Bioenergetic Massage by thecanary(op):
A bioenergetic massage is a distinct massage therapy that makes use of biotechnology methods and pattern techniques to stimulate the body's nervous system thereby producing an immediate healing and relaxing effect.

Some benefits of this therapy include:

•Treating general body, neck and shoulder pain, joint arthritis
•Improves chronic insomnia, headache & migraine
•Improves blood and lymphatic circulation
•Improves bone health for sports and athletic performance
•Eliminates stress and tension

Send a WhatsApp message to +2349012938862 to book a session in Lagos.
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