D1ck:
It is a malapropism of grammar... Crayambulator ko, softampulator nii...

Mtchew

~ Lol... more like Moist Applulator

softapple:
[s]lol its obvious dat u use a below par dictionary, ure nting but a kpakparaborin and a nuvie, u escobalanstard, u ekurabouna[/s].

~ Did you smoke your Father's pubic hairs or were you forced to gulp your sister's menstrual discharge? which one?
What is CRAYANBULANTOR Mr. English ?.
Explain yourself because there is nothing like that in any Encyclopaedia, thesaurus, dictionaries and even the internet.
Yet again, you have shamed, nullified and neutralized the impact of the 18 years inferior education that was meted out to you.

~ Save the human race from your insipidness. Buy a Rope of 50 naira and do the needful please ! .

missclasssy:


I affirm in the negative.....

~ Lmfao. The dude has started coining strange words from his village's dictionary !
I can see sweat dripping from his brows and i can see he's very tensed. No wonder he's now speaking in tongues like a Necromancer would before summoning a dead spirit

softapple:
ur head is not correct, i dnt blame u bcaus its d person dat bought for u dat third hand china phone dat ure using dat i blame, if nt u will nt hav gotten access to d internet, ure a crayambolantor dat does nt have an avalanche of did dong bcaus ure a mismoswine.

~ lmfao! This boy no go kill me ooo

@secondbold- its mamoswine. So I'm now a Pokemon character.

@firstbold- what the ffuck is CRAYAMBULANTOR
Tomfoolery and Asininity flows in you the same way Abraham's blood flows in the veins of the Jews and the Arabs! .

~Missclasssy, D1ck,thesonofthemark, Rainess, Dechandel, Mirexx, Unibenstudent and every other person

Abeg una don hear this word before? CRAYAMBULANTOR

cherryice:

see ya later dark lol

let me do few stuffs before I get to wrk

~ Okay..bye ..but only god knows what those few stuffs are though

dechandel:
If I don't?? who will??

~ Just keep some chunk of the meat for me.
Are you in Nigeria or overseas?

cherryice:
somone tell this niggy to stop
our son? Hahaha hilarious

~ Lol, our son.. The one i sired and named Win Chin Chung
what is problem..why are you denying it?

Vivly:

Please don't try too hard. It's obvious to everyone here that your brain is below average and your IQ reads in negative. And trying to spew all the words you know only goes to show how shallow you are because from all indications, your 'big words' vocabulary is not more than the fingers on your left hand. Prove me wrong and name all the words you know.

Every banter with you just makes me blame your stepmother for making sure your tuition is paid regularly. Don't be deceived. She doesn't like you. She just wants to prove to the world again that someone can spend 15 years in school and still be a block headed mor0n.
Na God go punish people wey dey do you this thing.


BTW, I'm still waiting for the meaning of whims and caprices. No Google please.

~ I just found the female Dark Rebel
you are my protege

softapple:
this shows that u are really a state of the art MUGU, ure worse dan a ringworn nd more yeyerish dan a swine, ure suffering 4rm manultrition dats why u write lyk an impoverish placard.

~ What are you even saying?
You are not making any sense. Go correct the grammatical error on your siggy and stop embarrassing yourself any further.
Pusssy-niggas like you deserve to be shot twice in the uterus !

cherryice:

ohh nooo chucky jeez memories jeez

stop wooin me indirectly. I hav a son like you at home

~ Ohhh ..our son right?
How can i woo you when you are already mine.

cherryice:

no way
asides you, gimme someone else

~ So you don't like my package abi?
accept now or I'm coming for your ass with chucky

softapple:
URE REALLY CRAZY N I CAN C DAT UR BRAIN NEEDS FORMATING BCAUSE URE BEHAVING LYK AN ABUSED CHILD. "QUOTE ME AGAIN AND FEEL MY WRATH.

~your siggy should be- Had a dream i was king, i woke up still king ..and not- I dreamt i was a king, i wake up still a KING .

If Eminem had made that grammatical blunder in the lighters track, i doubt it would have struck gold. You can't even make a correct mistake !
Your monicker and posts are similar to a three-day old human excrement. Rigormortis must have gotten to your skull, cos the stiffness of your brain is totally over-whelming. And can you please stop typing in capital letters lilliputian

cherryice:


dont worry I like my shag atlst three tyms a week
dnt you hv uncles in china?

~ No! Don't worry,I would give you the liberty to bang any other person.
Lemme be your boyfriend and your Nianzu Accept now !

cherryice:

wong is cool for you lol

yh donnie yen the flash point guy

~ Yeah.. I loved him most in Iron Monkey. I watched that when i was like 7 or so

cherryice:

so I hv to kiss and fuucck you over the internet?

\

~ Don't worry about that.. When you come to Nigeria we would shag.

@bold.. You can't Bleep me. I Bleep you

dechandel:
Banker ke?? future world bank president osheyy

~ If i slap you with this cutlass ehhh
you want to be future world bank president so you can go steal our hard-earned cash abi ..

cherryice:

oh well nothn much
jus my son bn sick for a while bt hes good nw
and am looking for a bf. And a husband

~ Okay...Glad he's okay..

you are looking for a b.f? are you serious? I'm available

cherryice:

its Nianzu

dont tell him. Hed b soo mad at me

~ I promise i won't.
Give me a Chinese name judging from my character.

If i was to choose though, i'd go for Wong fei hong ..but tell me which one suits me. And do you know Donnie Yen?

cherryice:

whrs she? Out of nigeria?

~ Yeah, for school.
So what's popping? asides your cherry gist me

Lala247:


Ur the best darkrebel

~ Make sure some of those money you make as the business-woman i canonized you as finds its way into my hungry wallet sha

cherryice:
b serious
Im talkn abt ur gf here you flirt

~ You are my gf na. lol
She's not around and we haven't seen since January She's coming back around July or so

cherryice:

haha thanks

its Nii.. its short for the full name
I dont tell ppl his full name, its a promise I made to him

~ Nii? ...full name must be- Nigga ! or Niichinchun :

cherryice:
oh thats cool
fam ish great.. u not gonna spnd time wt bae?

~ Is the one in China that has indomitably and strongly refused to come home to me ?

cherryice:

however you tryna xplain it dsnt change d fact that u haunt my profyl all d time

~ Not my fault. Those your thighs are magnetic
what's the name of your dog?

cherryice:


lol nope, hw you celebratn?

~ Just a mild family gathering/ mini-party.

cherryice:

my stalker

~ I don't stalk you. I follow my instincts. I had a hunch that you had changed your d.p, and i checked it out and found out i was right.

cherryice:

lol hers gon b once in a while henceforth, pressures frm every angles

yhh im tryna be fine
wasup wt ur other acct
whrs s.inizia and

~ I got banned. I think its gonna be off tomorrow.
No Easter break?

~ D.p is on point like a pyramid

cherryice:

miss u too hun n u lala247. Bn busy as fuucck

darkrebel666 wasup hun

~ Its this account for now.
I thought you had drifted into a long sleep and forgotten about nl

How's everything..fine i hope?

~ Ksslib, Ibime, Kr0ne, Coogar, Elymaxiimus, Emaprince, Guykhena, Jigsawkillah, Limerick and every other person.

How many line set-up do you think would be perfect for a live acapella rap battle? and wouldn't bore the audience.
Two line set-up, three line set-up or four?
Remember that it is a Nigerian crowd, and most of them are not used to Kotd,Url, smack or the new ways of rap battling. I've been trying to balance it but i'm having some little difficulties in doing that. My brawl in three weeks time and I'm thinking of rewriting my 2nd round, but lemme hear from y'all first.

Ipledge:
But Wetin i do u? U no see UN sec Gen?

~

mirexxx:
that's so cool
I love teaching lil kids
its a passion
thanks man

~ Thank me by planting a ravishing kiss on my chubby cheeks I'm waiting........