Lala247:


Lol dont know who that is ...
Cuz was wondering i aint seen u in here thats why ..

~ Kanako - Farablow

softapple:
dis one dat u keep mentioning poor, poor,poor i just hope all is well with ur family because it will be a national disgrace if in reality uve nt eating since morning.

~ Keep quiet cursed vermin.
You have the sensitivities and sensibilities of a blunt axe ! .
Take off that cloak of derangement, cretinism and fatuousness from your sloppy physique and wear a robe of wisdom

What is a ginormous Branchiosaurus to a mere Branchiopod like you ?
Is it because of nairaland, that an insipid and castrated purple goblin like you has the audacity and effrontery to open that septic you call mouth to speak to me.

and don't play yourself faggit. Even my 6 year old cousin's weekly allowance can feed your family for 3 seasons.

Lala247:


Oh ok ..
Not too long i hope

~ Omo ..Kanoko dey vex for me. She gave me 3 days ban sha ..All because I could only spend 30 minutes on her last night. She wanted more but I couldn't give her

Lala247:


Oh wt did u do

~ I was banned for breaking rule 2

softapple:
afta all uve wrote, u tink u vve done well? well bro let me tell u d truth, u hav just succeded in indirectly telling ur parents dat they shud hav used u 4 money ritual dat will yield hundred thousand naira for at least d cash will b enough to start life with.

~ Boring...
You talk like your anus has volunteered to do your thinking.
Where is your flaccid and lackadaisical brain?
You quoted me first seeking for trouble and attention and now that your tank has run dry, you are having nervous Queefs like a Pusssy.

Your verbiage is nothing to write home about..
Since western education has failed to make an impact in your zig-zag and nondirectional existence, then I suggest you help your poor parents by quitting school and trying fish farming.
You are so poor, I bet you dream in black and white

richommie:


lwkm. . please dis is not mikus..

biko..leave im. .

go to flow for rank..and drop a freestyle for us.

I wanna feel u ..been lonq man.

~ We are dropping Nairaland's audio cypher April 12.
That's what everyone is scripting for. Its gon make FP, besides I'm on a long Hiatus(For Texting)

Lala247:
Darkrebel is that u ... Or a diff person ?

~ Its me..My main account is currently banned .

softapple:
o my GOD i just pray dat our newly elected president shud find a job 4 men dat can b washing d pants(filled with menstrual flow) of prostitutes, bcaus dats d kind of job u are destined for.

~ This sounds like what Fadeyi Oloro would say before blowing white powder into space..Complete nonsensical and utter Baloney. Learn how to spell well twit.

Your mother's contraceptive pills has failed her, but I'm sure my tortures on your condemned soul won't prove abortive.
This is what happens when a fully grown man finds pleasure in smoking his father's pubic hairs ! .

~ If I found you in a room with Abubakar Shekau, I would spare his life and shoot you thrice !
You are a boil on humanity's ass.

The General Buhari should start the transformation by getting cyber- lunatics like you chained to the beds of Yaba Left Asylum under Nurse Chioma's surveillance.
Big-toothed golem.

softapple:
pls since uve been seeking 4 attention and nobody is giving u why dnt u just go and hug d nearest transformer close to u.

~ Shut up bumbling oaf before I put you underground verbally like Chilean miners.

You worthless beast of burden !

~ So many feminine traits in you that you subconsciously opened a nl account with a female's name..Soft Apple my foot..

Answer my question though..Were you born in a toilet bowl?

softapple:
hm c d way ure disgracing urself, all d prostitutes uve been sleeping with have possesed u dat u now say a guy has a pussy. pls mr dullard im a guy

~ I knew you were male ..
I purposely called you pussssy cos' you act like a Bbitch nigga
were you born in a toilet bowl?

KrazyBone:
Glass house. . . Stones.

~ I already edited before you quoted me.
and stop quoting me Blankett.
I'm not the reason girls think you smell like the fart of a leprous witch !

mirexxx:
you've been saying trash all this while.
how do you hope to reset her brain with that??
brain resetter

~ We go a long way back.

softapple:
pls take it easy on her, pls borrow some sence.

~ Learn how to spell 'Sense' before you ask me to borrow them.
Now leave this place and be careful not to hit your pusssy on the door on your way out.

mirexxx:

a beauty thread turned into a war zone!
guys misbehaving
I really dunno what you guys gain from badmouthing ladies

~ If a lady misbehaves, a Brain-resetting slap should be given to her Online or in reality.

rubey:


Now I see what happens when you ignore a guy and he gets at you! Sorry boy, I aren't going to reply your numerous Pms

~ A whole darkrebel asked you a question and you are ignoring him. You Better be careful and check your mentions well

AbuMikey:
But TheDarkRebel, why do You hate Ireneony this much nau?

~ I don't hate her ooooo.
Word on the street was that she's a striper in one of the numerous clubs in Allen Avenue. I didn't believe it till I saw Ireneony on a pole doing acrobatics and wearing nothing other than the same black bra and panties that I bought for her 3 market days ago.
How do you treat a hooker and a stripper? you tell me

ireneony:
ode!
in Adams voice go and die

~ I'm Deathless.
Consider my offer. Press the p.m button and lemme slap your mgbeke ass with quality currency

ireneony:
I don't ping a lot I prefer whatsapp...

~ Who asked you? Are you an Iroyin reporter?
Ashawos prefer whatsapp. I'm not surprised .

ireneony:

well is a Zara singlet

~ The Zara Singlet you inherited from your elder sister, who inherited it from your aunt.
I see ...So is your younger sister gonna inherit it from you?

rubey:


Please I don't want nut head niggas to flap-flap on my picture! Abeg

~ Why you resemble Tonto Dike like this?

ireneony:
I can show his pic na he is my friend on bbm

~ How come girls like you are on bbm.
Your type should be on 2go. No offence, .

richommie:



u don start again

loolz..

I think say u don change

#sharwarma

~

ireneony:
I did not apply make up my face..
I woke up that morning I was feeling happy to snap myself

~ I'm guessing it was the one you rubbed before going to sleep that was making you look like a bleached Chinchilla
So you took a picture wearing a scanty okirika tank-top without taking your bath? chai! Dirty girl.

ireneony:
as long seun sees me as pretty I don't give a dame about u

Lmfao !

~ Stop deceiving yourself my dear. Seun no dey even look your side.
Send me a p.m and lemme send you some cash, so you could at least purchase some quality make-up kit. That cheap white powder you applied in your d.p makes you look like Sukurat Oni-Buredi
I could also give you some money to do a boob implant, cos those watermelons on your chest have fallen like Olympus.

~ Prettiest girls
Demishasmith, Marieolae and Ireneony.














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Of course the Ireneony part was a joke

prettythicksme:
1.His money
2.His dick size.
3.His height.
4.Her friend's opinion of him.
5.Popularity.
6.Nice guy.
True or false and reasons!

~ You didn't even put Intelligence,Wits, Personality.

you girls of nowadays ehh.. so much about the outward qualities.. smh

Dick size? Popularity? for real? I laugh you in Mayan.
You don't know anything yet.