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Romance / Re: Never Trust Girls, The Girl I Am Dating I Saw Her With Another Guy In Fast Food by TheDarkRebel: 1:55am On Mar 27, 2015
stan241:
You saw her in a fast food with another guy and automatically she's cheating on you??

~ I swear...Insecurity at its peak!
Romance / Re: How True Is This (PHOTO) by TheDarkRebel: 1:52am On Mar 27, 2015
• Hilarious ! grin
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If Your Friend's Girlfriend Seduces You by TheDarkRebel: 1:49am On Mar 27, 2015
[quote author=D1ck post=32020815][/quote]

~ Picture please..
When I see the photo, I would know what advise to give.
Romance / Re: For The Bold And Beautiful Among Us... by TheDarkRebel: 1:47am On Mar 27, 2015
LushGreenz:
Call me a semi-active Nairalander,you're right. Yet I'm so shrewd,and very much like and enjoy it here every once in a while I drop in. But it beats me why every male on here has gotta have a thing,a crush on,and a lullaby for ROKIATU.No disrespect to Rokiatu...Mo recognize presence e. But honestly I prefer my BBW.

I mean,come on guys she's(Rokiatu) indeed delectable,but then she definitely can't be the most gifted on here. Her popularity is only made easy(I believe) cos other female Nairalanders just won't put up their photos,or show up on most threads at most times. I trust my Nairaland guys have got eyes for good things,and mouth for sweet things.

Ok here's the message: Will all the Chubby,Curvy,Sexy and Voluptuous Nairalanders PLEASEEEEEEE stand up by putting up your photos on this thread just to let y'all know that guys like me like and appreciate ladies like you.

My humble salutation to our great MODs,please help make this piece fun for all.

Thanks...


~ Missclassy
You have heard the man..Upload your photo or do I have to solve a riddle before you do?
Romance / Re: Whites And Nigerians Dating by TheDarkRebel: 1:40am On Mar 27, 2015
Rainess:
Do you think it can last? I am Canadian and I'm seeing a Nigerian guy (we are both students). I really like him but there's a lot of differences between us... I'm a secular jew, he's Christian. We don't eat the same food. He's talked about marriage and kids maybe after we graduate. Do you think a marriage can work between two people so different?

(P.S I don't understand pidgin english.. sorry..)


~ Of course it can. The important thing is that you both love each other. The differences between you two would even make it more adventorous and interesting.

Since you dating a Nigerian, don't tell me you haven't tried eating Eba, Efo or Amala before ? grin

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Religion / Re: Home Of Atheists, Freethinkers, Agnostics. by TheDarkRebel: 1:38am On Mar 27, 2015
Rainess:


Yeah I am an atheist. An atheist Jew lolol

~ Lol . I noticed you are new here. Did you stumble on this blog, prolly when you were surfing the net or were you invited by a friend?
Religion / Re: Home Of Atheists, Freethinkers, Agnostics. by TheDarkRebel: 1:35am On Mar 27, 2015
Rainess:


I don't think there is a God or an afterlife. shocked

~ Me too. I don't believe someone just started existing and has no origin or beginning.

Since you don't think there's god or an afterlife, are you an atheist then?


{I couldn't post with my main account, so I had to use this}

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Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 1:24am On Mar 27, 2015
Lala247:


Lol well marie is rlly pretty even farano too ..... Intriguing faces .. N theres one other chic lol cnt remember her name but Nl is full of pretty chics. smiley


~ Are you trying to say Ireonyy isn't pretty and doesn't have an intriguing face? grin
Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 1:18am On Mar 27, 2015
Lala247:


Yh but its her body

Doesnt mean shes ashawo ... But anyway its how she sees herself that matters... At least shes confident undecided



~Lol .. Of course,it doesn't mean she's ashawo but one would think she is. At least let her hide the goods... This isn't Facebook or instagram. This is a public forum where millions of people can view you. A little decency won't be bad na cool
I'm sure she did it to attract males. Classy chicks don't need to do that.. Marie is a living proof grin

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Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 1:11am On Mar 27, 2015
Lala247:


Haba thats not nice ...
.

~ But it true. The cleavage is too revealing for a public forum.
You are addressed the way you dress.

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Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 12:33am On Mar 27, 2015
ireneony:
i'm very pretty cheesy check me out

~ Package yourself better na or are you an ashawo? grin
Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 12:29am On Mar 27, 2015
marieolae:
It's fine smiley

~ Okay cool.. and that picture you asked about the other day was taken in Ukraine ..Mr and Mrs Kiev
Sorry I didn't answer, I just don't like been questioned..

• So is it Maria or Maryann?
Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2015
marieolae:
Thanks

~ You are welcome. Sorry for what I said the other day if you got offended.
Rap Battles / Re: ** King Tournament : S. Final ( Theprekky Vs Ema Prince ) ** by TheDarkRebel: 2:59pm On Mar 26, 2015
[quote author=PeinDanzo post=31951421]Opener-Prekky (Ema bit dat opener) smiley

Rhymes-Prekky (Ema tryna rhyme lyk ibima, stop w.ankin ibima, u c.unt, stop tryna rhyme lyk him) smiley

Flow-Prekky

Punchlines-Prekky (Ema bit pein punch, its evident, mikuz shuda ban him) smiley

Personals-Ema (Jez dashed him xo u guys no complan ah dick him, an't dick him) smiley

Metaphors-Prekky (Ema bit coogar nd u3 meta, ema why) smiley

Wordplay-Prekky (Ema bit ibima mercy side w/p nd even edit it in prekk note, dats an NLF) smiley

Closer-Prekky (Ema bit sauron line in cloza) smiley

Vgt-Prekky (ttighht battle, but p

~ that brawl took place in 2013 and you are voting in 2014. Are you living in the past?
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Pictured In Bed With Two White Men by TheDarkRebel: 2:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
sinizia:
I love fights. grin

~ Why would i fight with a Pedophilia serial rapist that takes life too seriously. grin

I would only even think of replying after he has used a Gillette on his lower jaw cos he looks like the cross-breed of an albino Punjabi and Osama Bin Laden.

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Romance / Re: You Think You're Pretty Or Handsome? Why? by TheDarkRebel: 2:43pm On Mar 26, 2015
marieolae:
farano sef
grin grin grin

~ Your new profile pic is really pretty and you look beautiful. shocked wow! I'm impressed and tripping.
Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Pictured In Bed With Two White Men by TheDarkRebel: 2:25pm On Mar 26, 2015
Truckpusher:

This is the last reply you'll ever get from me.

~ and it had better be the last reply, you imbecilic Pedophile, unless you want your shook parents to mourn over you.
and try shaving one these days cos' you look like a Serial Rapist.

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Celebrities / Re: Adokiye Pictured In Bed With Two White Men by TheDarkRebel: 2:16pm On Mar 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
You better start respecting your elders since you're too ignorant to understand that you can't go about twisting people's moniker while writing your childish stories.

Once more live and let's live - It's your call, little boy.


You need to grow up,you can write your stories by twisting your pop's and mom's real name for your phantom writing prowess.
You've been adviced - This isn't a faceless forum like you think in your little head.
This is the last reply you'll ever get from me.

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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 11:03pm On Mar 19, 2015
~ I think Dimple192 should give Ipledge a chance.
the dude loves you.. why do you keep tormenting him like this grin

• Some Women are wicked..smh

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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 11:00pm On Mar 19, 2015
D1ck:
You remind me of Nas.... "I can see it inside your face, cowards like you just get your body laced up, Speak the wrong WORDS man you will get touched, because your words just don't move me, you're minor, we're major. You're holed up in the game and don't deserve to be a player, my gunshot will make you levitate .... Haa darkrebel666.... I no wan rap 2nite!!! I go destroy here walahi


~ Lol ... that track was mad... That was when Hip-hop was hip-hop... 1990's
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:57pm On Mar 19, 2015
April07:




Shebi.. I can't stand epistles sha.. So I avoid writing em.. tongue

~ Lol
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:54pm On Mar 19, 2015
Ishilove:

Do you honestly expect me to write an epistle and love poem? Is that how they toast in your neck of the wood? I have my head screwed on too tightly on my neck to write love poetry to a dude I haven't met offline. Be that as it may, my lines were very real wink

FYI, your ban was just an hour. It expired long ago tongue

• You don't have to make it in a poetry form.. you could pen it as a writer..you write don't you.
you could do it like Rozzay and Mznelly and story-tell. You could easily do that and get a Pulitzer cos I know you are a very good writer but either you rushed your verse or you just didn't wanna stress...

If a guy wrote that to you, would you accept? grin


~and about the ban... oh well..thanks anyway. I'm very troublesome so whatever happens in this sect..don't ban me again. wink. besides,I'm dating Farano who's also a mod..I should have some diplomatic Immunity ! grin

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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:44pm On Mar 19, 2015
April07:



I actually did add quatrains o.. Then it looked too long so I now come and remove it.. embarassed

Thenk yhu kiss kiss

You should have added more joor . you fall my hand .. You had a smashing verse but you left us wanting more by making it short.. next time make it lengthy if possible.. Nneka123 needs to teach you how to talk grin
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:41pm On Mar 19, 2015
kinglahkay:
nice one thedarkrebel


missclasssy nah your joli joli news I dey use style wait for

• Thanks bro.. my fingers hurt like hell ...


Marieoloe .. please come help me massage my phalanges.. please cry
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:38pm On Mar 19, 2015
D1ck:
Mine was Vickybee and MzNelly's....


I'm still expecting a shocker from Mizmycoli tho.

~ Everyone got their preference..
Different strokes for different folks...

I prefer Nneka123 and vickybee's verse.. but following criteria, they lose out.

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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:34pm On Mar 19, 2015
~Lala247



• The moment of truth is finally upon us Ladies and Gentlemen.. grin

Drum roll please... ..√√√√√√√√√√√√ grin


The Three winners from tonight's are:


















Mirexx
Rozzay
and
Dimple192


Congratulations.. you stand a chance of winning airtime courtesy of Sexy Billionaire Lala247(Nairaland's very own Tess Mercer)

• Make no mistakes folks, you'd still have to go through competitors tomorrow...that'd be all for tonight.. thanks .
Lala I'm done
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
Ishilove : what did ffuck did you do honey? grin I know you got 10 likes but trust me people only gave you that to encourage you.. I know you banned my previous account but I'm talking straight. You are a very ddope writer. I wonder why you let these girls ride you this night.. Anyway.. Lift my ban and call me baby grin

April07 : Simplistic, direct, poetic... I feel you should have added a few quatrains to your piece though.. Nice effort ... Don't forget to call me this night cheesy

Vickeebee : WOW!!! You had the best diction overall..your use of words(uncommon words)was amazing..Plus you fit the. Perfectly and they were very coherent.. You did it the way a verbal contortionist would do.. Damn!!- you even mixed it with some science terminologies -

The "feeling" is like that of an acid and base
reacting voraciously in a conical flask.
My heart floated the first time I saw your picture
which left me in an euphoria of infatuation.


Mznelly - Your verse was awesome..but I felt you could have done better considering the very controversial figure you wooed..you could have used it to your advantage but you didn't..Your verse was plain...
Where do you live? I need to give you some special lessons grin


Nneka123 : Chai...in real life I'm sure you must like to talk grin you typed out over 150 words for a random dude online..your love for him must be very real then... Ffuck whoever says your verse was too long..I read it all.. People should learn to read patiently.. I love you baby ...Call me cheesy

aniwilz : I seriously don't know whether to even rate you or not..You didn't come prepared at all.. Your verse seemed rush..come on baby..you need better than that if you wanna defeat your adversaries... You are fighting for your man..this time with words..the woman with the better lines wins the man..I'm afraid you didn't do well enough baby..Nonetheless..bravo !

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Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:18pm On Mar 19, 2015
sinizia:


Cc: TheDarkrebel

Lala is the donator and she asked me to judge.
besides, If you throw it to the public.. there would be swaying. A lot won't even have the patience to read all verses.
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2015
~ Lala247

Lemme post this first..


Gone through all of the verses...

Twaci : Like I told you before, I liked your straightforwardness and simplicity. You remind me of the South-African writer- Athol Fugard. But what was lacking in your beautiful piece were Literary devices.. You put everything in the cooking pot but forgot to add Salt. Metaphors and similes are The backbone of any literary work... Kudos for your efforts anyway.. And I really like your d.p baby..call me grin



Mirexx : OMG!! Like Farano my darling wife, have you been reading the Library of Alexandria? I'm really impressed.... ~ This was your opener...--
I am trying to place my thoughts and words on a
mortal vase, but none will be deep enough
...Bravo! This is really poetic and this is what's making Kendrick Lamar millions of dollars...
You even did ABAB rhyme scheme... You had decent metaphors.. - I love you baby.. Call me! grin


Mzchinny - Hmmmmm... You took the Story-telling approach in expressing your feelings.. Exactly the way Nas does it. The only fault I found was your lack of literary devices..You relied solely on painting a picture with your words but you could have done it figuratively.. No one would mind if you called him your Suya meat or your #20 Akara or Aso-ebi grin, as long as its a metaphor . .
I did see a Paradox though and I thought it was splendid.. --
~don't care whether you're a player
I need no wise words from a soothsayer.
I love you with all your [b[ perfect imperfections [/b]
I want you to be my ride or die lover... Wonderful!! ... Call me baby cheesy


Dimples192 : grin ...My Indian biatch made me proud.. She capitalised on her man's weakness.. Every man's weakness is a woman.(I mean if a woman start speaking seductively..I don't know about you.. But I'd get aroused and grab her one time..) That's what she did..she went in raw the way guys would like it...I don't know if the poem of lust is yours but it was unfuckwitable... and remember to put a Bindi on your forehead grin


Rozzay : My beautiful Rozzay. grin The sleek mermaid with golden hair and the type of ass that gives Rokiatu a run for her money grin. you did totally great. BANG !!!!!!!!
Like Mzchinny, you took the storytelling approach..little literary devices here and there.. But your descriptive prowess did it for you. Reading Your lines were a Don de Marco moment.


• More reviews coming before the 3 winners are announced
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 9:12pm On Mar 19, 2015
D1ck:
Its a good idea.... I know you're gonna of be strict....Lol

~ Sure...
Romance / Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by TheDarkRebel: 9:10pm On Mar 19, 2015
Dimples192:


Na no one can fake talent hun I think Nelly chick is gifted so jst pick out the gifted ones.my 2 pence soz

~ Okay.. #Noted

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