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Romance / Re: Why Do Shy And Nice Guys Admire Bad Girls ? by TheDarkRebel: 7:10pm On Apr 02, 2015
Rainess:
Loving sex makes you a "bad girl"? Since when?

~ That's Nigerian mentality for you
Romance / Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by TheDarkRebel: 7:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
Vivly:
And this is what happens when a cross eyed inbred child decides to quote me after several warnings.
Dude, stop embarrassing the school you put as your moniker and grow some sense. I could order online for you though. Build a little self respect so people won't talk to you as if you are a first class _fool.
I know growing up in the ghetto must have damaged your esteem but there's always a better tomorrow, another chance to stop behaving like a _pussy.
Think of all the people who happen to know you and how you're indirectly embarrassing them.
Honestly, If I were your brother, I'd take you to court to denounce our relationship.
BTW, I don't hate you. I'm just offering you help.

~ Damn ! I like you cheesy

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Romance / Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by TheDarkRebel: 7:01pm On Apr 02, 2015
[quote author=missclasssy post=32279077]
Darkrebel666- Yahoo boy/ broke rapper undecided [/quote

~ TFY ! grin
Celebrities / Re: The Most Beautiful Woman in the world With Pics. by TheDarkRebel: 6:48pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


What u mean ?? What friend

~ Dimple !
Romance / Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by TheDarkRebel: 6:41pm On Apr 02, 2015
•Cherryice - Air Hostess
• Lala247 - Business woman, philanthropist cheesy
• Dechandel - Banker
• Missclasssy/ D1ck/ Thesonofthemark - Barristers grin
• Vickybee - Female Activist and freedom fighter tongue
• Ipledge - Plumber grin
• Mirexx- Primary school Teacher tongue
• Rainess - Theologian tongue
• Ireneony - Seamstress
• Agapecharis - Yahooboy
• Farano - My housewife..you don't have to work. Just to relieve me of tension every night grin
• SoftApple - Ebola worker/ Construction site worker aka KPon Kpon(Head pan)
• Rokiatu - Actress/ Singer..you can shake those booties up there
• Tashaamania - Radio presenter in the day and stripper at night tongue

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Romance / Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by TheDarkRebel: 6:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
Rainess:


Not totally sure tongue you just seem very educated

~ Fair enough.
You are looking at the only artist that managed to draw the silhouette of God cheesy

~ So what job fits you...ummm I'm still thinking. When I get the perfect job that goes with your personality, I'd mention ya cheesy

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Romance / Re: A Game For Romancelanders. by TheDarkRebel: 6:05pm On Apr 02, 2015
Rainess:
TheDarkRebel - professor

I can imagine him teaching a class grin

~ Lol, really? why?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheDarkRebel: 5:07pm On Apr 02, 2015
~ Cherryice where are you?
Your mbeke ass has been as scarce as diamonds nowadays.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 3:57pm On Apr 02, 2015
Missmossy:

Both! Its all true you know tongue

~ Its not my fault. The other dude started it tongue
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 3:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
Missmossy:

Lol i know, you have really changed. Your bad mouthing skills on people here aint nice one bit. You need a change asap ! cheesy


~ Which of the things in bold should i believe now? cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 3:38pm On Apr 02, 2015
Missmossy:
shocked Romance section grin there is always something to laugh over. Such an amusing thread.

~ Nice d.p.
see your sleek body like cat-woman. small portable yansh too lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Rap Battles / Re: Muzik Streets' Clash For Cash Battle (finals) by TheDarkRebel: 3:20pm On Apr 02, 2015
You re a 'Failure' to this 'School of Rap' bro you don't Flourish in
College/ coz you too Sluggish and Worthless/ In 'Foundation Class' my
'Verse' Solid and Flawless... to be Honest, i Promise... to help him
'Brush his Brain with Kiwi' since the 'Dunce' refused to 'Polish his
Knowledge!


My words Birth Revolution/ you'll hang on the ropes, prepare for your
Execution!/ I'm beast, I'll Rip you with Ease!/ but this Dweeb won't
be Beast/ if we reVersed Evolution!!

Who is the 'King here' I'm the Man like Aloe Blac/ you want to Detrone
me? That day cat fish will Swallow Shark grin

gottoboy is sick

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


But even looking at dat dp for a construction worker his house could look better if his claiming to b dat rich ...


~ I didn't even check his d.p before. I just did now and i couldn't find words to express myself so i'm just gonna .......

















































Laugh grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: The Most Beautiful Woman in the world With Pics. by TheDarkRebel: 2:48pm On Apr 02, 2015
~ Lala247, i told you Pimple419 is Indian.

See how she's supporting and complimenting one of her own cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:44pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


Lol he will deactivate today if we dont see that money grin

~ Lol... grin grin

An average construction site worker earns 500-1000 naira per day, so its either he wants to give me all the cash he has been saving for 10 years, or he wants to rob a bank or he's just bluffing cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:39pm On Apr 02, 2015
Eyepencil:
Can you please provide your correct account number, i want to help you

~ I already said you had ghost accounts that you log in to in order to like your comments and you have proved me right.
This is just one of your numerous ghost accounts.

I called you a Pusssy-nigga yesterday. Isn't it clear now?
First of all you use a feminine name as a monicker- Soft Apple and now you are using Eye Pencil (a woman's make-up tool)

You are a disgrace to manhood
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
~ Moist Apple has gone to rob a bank !
Celebrities / Re: The Most Beautiful Woman in the world With Pics. by TheDarkRebel: 2:19pm On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
u dnt know bt d truth is dat i feel pity 4 u, n i dnt know why.

~ Feel pity for your damned soul grin
Witless Bipolar
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


So since this guy has put that 500 naira in ur account shocked

Softapple ur not backing wt u said earlier oh

~ He didn't say 500# .
He said Five hundred thousand naira grin
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 2:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
construction site? bro im nt a low class lyk u, ok action speaks louder dan words bcaus i dnt normally talk to poor dude lyk u, kindly drop ur bank account number here n i promise u dat in d nxt 20minutes i will transfer d sum of 500 hundred thousand naira into ur account so dat at least u can live a life ..just try drop it n let me shock u n tell u dat im nt ur level.

~ Keep logging in with your fake accounts to like your comments. Jobless geezer !

If you don't send the cash then everyone here would know you are a LYING and BROKE BASTARD..

097475792373 .. That's the account number.. Access bank. I'm waiting cheesy after all na you make mouth.

D1ck
danbrowndmf
lala247
Vickybee
and every other person..
you are all my witnesses.
Let's see if this construction site worker would send the money or he's just bluffing grin
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 9:00am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
[s] dnt feel that ure taking me down bcaus d truth of d matter is im actually enjoying dis conversation, u know why? because believe u me dat i am controlling u as at now, ure my puppet or slave bcaus i can get u to say things whenever i lyk indirectly, im nt d only one reading this conversation bcaus i nd my crew hav been reading ur mentions one afta d other but what u dnt know right now is dat everytin uve wrote down there are what i nd my crew will use to make money(u wnt know how) while u waste ur time writing them down, we are here making money with it. brother u have been used and dump by the elites. ure a mind slave. when u think of what to eat after all ur knowledge of d dictionary dis evening, i nd my crew will be travelling to NEW YORK. this evening [/s]

~ Reply when you can spell words right.
Your blunders is hurting my retina. If I keep reading, I may need a Corneal Transplant.

New York my ass... go to the construction site where you work and stop deceiving yourself.
Celebrities / Re: The Most Beautiful Woman in the world With Pics. by TheDarkRebel: 8:56am On Apr 02, 2015
Vickybee:
She has a striking resemblance with me especially eyebrow and eyes. tongue


lipsrsealed . *Sighs* grin
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 8:43am On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


No meant till 2025 smiley

~ Lol ... If that's the case, I would just use this one.
Celebrities / Re: The Most Beautiful Woman in the world With Pics. by TheDarkRebel: 8:36am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
[s] NO NO NO she is beautiful only in dat groundnut selling country, bcaus here in Nigeria we only call women like ROKIATU,TOOLZ,NICKI MINAJ,KIM KARDASIAN,KHLOE KARDASIAN, OMOTOLA beautiful women [/s] .

~ I always knew you were a nose-poking oaf.
Now its evident.

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 8:33am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
sorry to ask but have u eaten today?

~ Are you homoerotic? If not, then why would you ask me such a question?
Even your monicker already tells us you are a gay..

Soft Apple my foot.
more like Moist Apple cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 8:18am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
i dnt actually hav ur time, pls are u employed? i will love to employ u as a teacher in one of d private schools i own, at least with u having all dis stupid grammer in ur head u can still work unda me. "o yes d boss has spoken.

~ Who goes to work on holy Thursday, just 3 days to Easter?.
Oops I forgot you work in building sites where you carry head pans on your shapeless cranium all day long grin
Wretchedness at its peak.
You are so Po that you can't even afford the Or

Its grammar not grammer. Your life is in a bottomless pit.
Talking with you is like a conversational Purgatory. I still can't understand how a human can be this retardded.

Tell me, was your secondary school government approved? lemme know so I can discern the root of your irreparable problems cheesy

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 8:07am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
pls dnt go n jump into d lagoon o.

~ You are mistaken if you think I'm tensed.
I'm actually enjoying this cool morning breeze grin
You aren't even worth more than 2 Shekels .
Admit it swine .You have been cremated verbally. Now swerve while your skull is still hanging.
Its obvious you got nothing witty to say.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Girls/ladies Date Older Guys. by TheDarkRebel: 8:02am On Apr 02, 2015
~ Most times It because of the financial aspect.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 7:58am On Apr 02, 2015
Lala247:


Hmm dont know lol

AnyWay dont upset whoever it is anymore oh ... Dont want u banned till 20...
Think im going to bed now ... Tired c u later smiley

~ Okay .. What's happening on 20.. Your birthday?
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 7:53am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
pls dnt disturb me with ur stupidity dis morning.

~ May god impregnate you with 5 albino midgets.
Now you are clueless and asking for a peace treaty.
Next time, think well before stepping on my tail and quoting me when you weren't quoted .

You act so much like a bbitch, I'm sure if 10 men came in a cup, you would gladly drink it. Faggit!

Now swerve. I got better things to do today than replying impoverished impalas like you !

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Beautifull{female] And Handsome{male] Nairalander As At Now? by TheDarkRebel: 7:45am On Apr 02, 2015
softapple:
[s] chai d frustration dat comes with poverty is serious, i spent almost all my lyf with d whites n iv neva hear dem speak gramma lyk dis lunatic, bcaus when GOD blesses u nd ure so rich, there will b no need 4 gramma bcaus a clear,simple n concise words re wat u will b uttering. it baffles me hw poverty has turn sm people into grammatarian to talking n walking then leading to madness [/s]

~ Why am I even wasting my time replying your unreadable epistles anyway..
You have a monumental and extraordinary case of scaphocephalous.! Call that excessive use of words, but I call it grandiose!
There's nothing like grammatarian flea. Its grammarian.
So much illiteracy in Nigeria. It's not my fault that you have the same I.Q as a Roborovski Hamster and your vocab pool is as limited as your mental strength.
~Living with whites doesn't equate to being sensible. Are you daft by default ? grin Lmfao.
So because you lived with whites, you feel you are wise. You must have been living with dumb whites like yourself.
Quality and peerless education got me to where I am today and made me what I am. Inferior and philistinic humans like you were created to serve elites like me.

~ You possessed and deformed Foetus !

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