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IvarTheBoneless:
I was there .... my life flashed before my very eyes.

Trees coming at me ( or I to them ?) at speeds of over 150km/hr

"Is this the end" ? I thought.

I cried out to the pilot but he had slumped in the cockpit....

I quickly dashed to the exit , took what i thought to be a parachute ...

Alas, i was wrong. It turned out to be just an umbrella.

I opened it with the wind whistling like a banshee in the throes of climax, moaning and groaning.


...and then i woke up!

Episode 1. Title = Airborne.

I wish i could write shorter ones like this. You have little room so you have to be REALLY CREATIVE.

I will one day put the motivation for writing my stories here.... too long to write for now....





BUT, here is the thing. As soon as I see an interesting headline, I challenge myself to write up a story in a matter of seconds.

It is very similar to blitz chess for me. I pen out these stories in 30 seconds - 1 minute.

The race to pen something interesting in so short a time is the challenge for me.

I have noticed that the shorter stories are better appreciated, more of my future stories would be shorter


PS - i i have had 3 stories hidden. One was a comedy on tribal marks - a nice one and short. 2nd was PG18. The last one was painful because it was action-packed

I am NO ONE.

I am there with you, as formless as air, ever present. Everywhere but nowhere.

These are the tales of a Bravoosi assassin.

All rights reserved...


Lol, it seems i have gotten a fan base in the past 3 days.

PRO TIP : You can read my stories here for background information on my thought processes and inspiration writing the story, but the stories would be better appreciated in the original article with the headline.

Click on the quote, go there and share for your friends














PS- Mods, remember the Bravoosi are ONE and MANY. There are many faces behind the mask

I have been accused of being NwaAmaikpe, FFK, Reno, IvarTheBoneless, IvarTheTerrible and so on. I AM NOT THESE GUYS. This is my first NL account. I only borrowed friend's profiles to write my stories initially till I then decided to join Nairaland…..





I have always fancied myself a novelist.

Vallar Morghulis