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Ireportlive:


One day Hisbah would get sued by a ruthless Hotel chain owner in Kano state

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MeineMutter:
Public vaults and storage businesses, using electronic keys would really help. A lot of house addresses in Nigeria are not traceable in villages, towns, and cities.

Public boxes like the one being used by Amazon, DHL, etc would be a perfect alternative.

Once your passport is ready, the courier company picking on your behalf will just drop it in any of those secured boxes around your neighborhood. Yours is to go there with electronic codes sent to you to open the box and another confirmation code would be sent again when you are opening the box for you to finally open with your correct details typed into the electronic keyboard on each box and boom!

It makes life easier.

fidelmarshal199:
Thanks for not flooding the comments session with your other moniker this time.

Your work as a PR is to ensure the masses see his developmental stride, not for you to gagged us by creating a thread and commenting on the same thread with your other 19 accounts to sing him praises.

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Indeed, you are right!

Remember the axiom "if something sounds too good to be true..."?

The story of Henry Ziegland is a HOAX!

Proven via a less-than-one-minute Google search:

https://oldspirituals.com/2019/01/04/1905-hoax/

folake4u:
You people buy perfumes from Jumia? Pele oh.

God bless you! Lattafa can have my money anytime and anyday. The brand is totally worth it.

There's so much fake of Creed in the market ehn.

ThierryJay:
Lol, based on 2 personal experiences I've had, my mindset now is that all perfumes from Jumia and in fact online are fake.

I prefer to walk into a physical store and test the fragrance before buying.

Wait Chief, are you saying the Diors, D&Gs, YSLs and the likes of between 80 - 150k and the Creeds of 300k plus sold in Nigeria are also fake?

EKONGKING:
Don't stop learning new software skills and programs , alway be upto date with required skills.

The moment u stop learning in any job or business or profession,others will race ahead of u .

Nigerians value certificate, Indians value certificate as well as skill set while oyinbo value only skill set .

Oyinbo and Indians are leading the IT field all over the world. So u get the drift.

Gajagojo:
Gajagojo to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother
You have gone quiet .........
Wharrapity

Gajagojo:
Rule 2
Mapol)

luminouz:
Need to visit Zambia and see what the buzz is about.

IvarTheTerrible:


That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.

I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.

I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya.

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED...


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

TheFacelessMan:
Sorry for the old man, but African men should know the West is different.

" I am the Man of the house" doesn't work there. Be prepared for Plan A, B, C to Z.

IF a woman doesn't really love you. Old school love, 99% probability she would kick you out. It is just a matter of time.

Be prepared. Invest in yourself FIRST. Anything you do for anyone, whether parent, sibling, spouse or even children. NEVER do with expectations of any returns.

For me, I prefer to invest in my blood relations.

PS : the blame isn't one-way. Some men openly disrespect, maltreat and even beat their wives. Those wives deal with them in the West. This isn't 1970s or 90s. Divorce isn't so stigmatised any more. You can't
reporte her to her family... they would DEFINITELY support her because she sends them Pounds Sterling. £

Checked the exchange rate recently? . Black Market is even higher than the official rate I posted.