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CrimeRe: Saudatu Aliyu: My Son-in-Law Contracted Fake Marriage With Buhari & Myself by TheFacelessMan: 11:06am On Nov 04, 2023
I laughed all through while reading.

I always warn females.

A 10 year old boy can effortlessly deceive a 70/ 80 year old woman.

Not being sexist but it is unfortunately true. Women can be really gullible. grin


duduade:
Loooool

Walahi I laughed all thru


Even yahoo yahoo no sweet like this story


Looool

Omg

RomanceRe: Prophet Jeremiah Surprises Wife With N55 Million As A Birthday Gift (video) by TheFacelessMan: 2:29pm On Nov 01, 2023
Oloki:
This has been threading for days now and it us just getting here.
Anyway, heard the man has investment worth billions of naira; but this approach is very wrong.
I know some people will be shouting tithes and offering SMH
@ your last sentence... where else do you think the money came from ?

Manna from Heaven ? cheesy
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Publicly Endorse President Tinubu by TheFacelessMan: 9:19am On Nov 01, 2023
emkz:
The claimant to winning the presidency Atiku Abubakar kept mute since crisis engulfed PDP in Rivers State. Atiku always misses simple opportunities to demonstrate political leadership. He should have waded in and even pretended to be forming activities at reconciliation. At the minimum, even issue a statement calling on the party to set up a reconciliation committee to address the crisis.

Even if it yields nothing because of the recalcitrance of Wike, it would show that Atiku has the interest of the party at heart and make people trust him. By allowing Tinubu of APC settle a rift within PDP, Atiku has allowed Tinubu score a MAJOR political point against him in PDP.

This is why Tinubu is ahead in the game and Atiku is playing catch up...

We expected Atiku to hit the ground running in reforming the party and reconciling members after Atiku's press conference, but he hit the ground and sat down.

Wrong!
Atiku and PDP had the 2023 elections to lose.

APC had performed woefully in 8 years... cash scarcity, kidnappings all around elections. Even the ticket winner, Tinubu faced opposition from President, V. President, Senate President (1-3) and Party Chairman.

Yet with all these negatives against Tinubu, he still managed to beat Atiku.

And it all began from each top candidate's attitude post primaries.

Atiku started picking unnecessary and foolish fights. Tinubu went to visit EVERY single contestant in their houses. Even those who openly opposed him, even those with ZERO votes. Tinubu united all those he could, didn't respond to insults. Atiku saw factions forming and allowed them to fester.

While his opponents were insulting him personally and wasting time on useless media interviews, Tinubu was the one campaigned as if he wasn't from the ruling party. He campaigned as if he was least favoured candidate. He campaigned the hardest.
SportsRe: FIFA Confirms Saudi Arabia will host the 2034 World Cup by TheFacelessMan: 9:19pm On Oct 31, 2023
Meliziz:
Like play like play Saudi don Join for first ' developed' and first world country
... Someone is still hoping a 90 yr old Tinubu and his gang of robbers will rule Nigeria. Others are closing this 21st century so strong. Lifting their countries..wtf!
Like play ? grin

Do you realize just how much they have made from Hajj pilgrimage for centuries?

In your rush to denigrate Nigeria, you just made a very senseless statement. People like you are the cause of Nigeria's backwardness.

You guys just write without ....

SportsRe: Messi Proves He’s World’s Greatest Footballer With Eighth Ballon D’or Win- GWR by TheFacelessMan: 4:02pm On Oct 31, 2023
Ugaboy:
Di Maria won the World Cup, yet it seems like nobody acknowledges his achievement now. With Messi, everyone is bringing up various arguments and conditions to justify his deserving of recognition.

Take a look at Erling Haaland's success in the English Premier League (EPL). Not even Mo Salah was able to achieve such a remarkable record. Haaland aims to break all of Ronaldo's goal and trophy records in a single season.

If you support Messi's victory, it's only fair to support * as well. It's important to use common sense even when you have hair on your head.
Di Maria won World Cup... I see.

Compare the Man of Match awards between the 2 of them.

Messi won Best Player and Silver Shoe for 2nd highest goalscorer... which award did Di Maria win?

You're the one with poor reasoning skills
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Releases Another Conspiracy Theory On Social Media by TheFacelessMan: 8:54pm On Oct 27, 2023
Livelystone01:
What if I told you that most of you people who always call him names were responsible for him being president today?

You people indirectly made him president.

If you doubt, we can have an intelligent debate on this to see how it was done.
Your 2nd statement was just a genuis chess move by BAT.

Funny how he manipulated his worst enemies into putting him on the throne cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This A Good Idea For Interview Abroad. by TheFacelessMan: 1:09pm On Oct 27, 2023
WeirdAlien:
Yes and no.

Such a problem is outside your professional expertise, but indicates you have what it takes to take on unthinkable (unexpected) challenges, and also how to manage conflicts in workplace. So YES.

On the other hand, you can't say you paid them (bribe) or used soldiers to threaten them (human rights violation, assault). Those are red flags. So NO.


If you can present you tackled the problem by engaging stakeholders, local govt, village heads, court orders, employing some of the omo onile as site workers, etc. - that kind of civilized approach (show you are sincere). Then, certainly use it!
Smartly captured. 👍

You even turn it to mentoring the agberoes, counselling them, facilitating educational and vocational training opportunities.

Caucasians LOVE hearing things like these. The whole interview could shift to that area with endless questions grin
PoliticsRe: Wike Chased Amaechi Out Of Pdp And Now APC by TheFacelessMan: 12:14pm On Oct 27, 2023
opicgif:
I learnt this quite late in life

If you want to achieve something in a public office (politics, managerial level in corporate world, etc)

Network + ambition IS GREATER THAN smartness, ideas, principles,

In offices, we all know managers who know very little about the job, but they will be promoted, and chosen for opportunities over smart people, who
1) don't know how to joke with the boss
2) don't attend occasions that the boss hosts
3) visits the bosses office to gossip everyday
4) settle junior staffs financially, regularly

Amaechi is an idealist
Wike is a politician


The moment Amaechi had an issue with Patience Jonathan (a woman, a presidents wife) in her own village, that she had to seize the microphone from his hand, it should have been obvious that he doesn't know how to enter women

Amaechi as a minister, didn't build his network. He expected people to gravitate towards him

Wike built GDI, and owned all LG Chairmen
Wike built G5, and owned Governors. They were even sewing asoebi and meeting almost every week.
Wike donated to all PDP state's,

Wike will do anything to be your friend
In 2023, he even cooks for the Chief of Staff in his home kitchen!!!
Wike will go to market for Tinubu if he has to.

Life is not fair. Don't expect it to be.

Buhari won in 2015, because he had threatened violence (dogs and baboon) if he doesn't win. Jonathan got scared, and handed over.

Jonathan was an idealist. A "good man"
Good guys don't win!
Very intelligent analysis.

Buhari and Obi belong to the idealist class of Amaechi. " I am a Saint... a superstar, have so so qualities"

If not because Tinubu and Oshiomole greatly assisted Buhari with streetwise tactics as real politicians in 2015 and 2019. He would have still contested like Atiku and maybe come 4th.
PoliticsRe: Wike Chased Amaechi Out Of Pdp And Now APC by TheFacelessMan: 12:08pm On Oct 27, 2023
tesppidd:
Tesppidd to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother

And he got second even beating VP Osinbajo??

Your spew more shit from your brain that your ass,
Your asss must be pretty jealous of all the shit you expel from your brain.
PoliticsRe: Wike Chased Amaechi Out Of Pdp And Now APC by TheFacelessMan: 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2023
tesppidd:
You must be living under the moon to think that Amaechi lost in politics..

What more could he wish for? The only position he has not attained is President.

Even Wike will never be President.

So how exactly did Amaechi lose out in Nigerian politics??

Don't be Stupiid, bro!

Amaechi never kissed Buhari ass, he put in work for Buhari and was handsomely rewarded.
Amaechi was Buhari DG twice and minister for 8 years under a power transport ministry...


And make no mistakes about it, Wike was almost crawling and begging to be Atiku's VP.

He lost and became a crusader for South..

And many fools fell for it, just like you.

grin grin
Amaechi didn't lose out. Just campaigned and jogged around a stadium for fun.

Everyone with a single brain cell know that Wike has rendered him irrelevant as this thread even brought up...

Your stupidity which is definitely inherited can be studied by PhD level scientists.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Europe-Bound Teenage Student With Drug Concealed Inside Crayfish by TheFacelessMan: 9:29am On Oct 27, 2023
KingOfAllIgbos:
President Tinubu should PLEASE put "tribes" in National Passport.

I can bet you that 1 tribe will get 0.00000000000000001 success rate in visa applications while rest of Nigeria will have 99.9%.
https://j.gifs.com/K8NZJJ.gif
PoliticsRe: Wike Chased Amaechi Out Of Pdp And Now APC by TheFacelessMan: 9:09am On Oct 27, 2023
tesppidd:
Amaechi is not a politician. He is hard headed and uncompromising,, that's hardly the attribute of a good politician.

A good politician must have the following attributes;;

1. Kiss asss whenever necessary to get your goal.
2. Sell your soul whenever necessary to get your goal.
3. Betray anybody and any party whenever to get your goal.
4. Spend state money on politics and frivolities whenever necessary.
5. Bribe your way all through whenever necessary.

Wike did all the above with Patience Jonathan and now doing it with Tinubu.

That's the difference,, Amaechi has limits to asss kissing, Wike has no limits..

That's the difference.

So a man like Wike would always succeed especially if he's extremely ambitious..
A load of bull.

Amaechi kissed Buhari's and North's ass. What did it get him? Fake anointing oil.

Wike was uncompromising about Atiku trying to bully South completely out of the way. He refused to pander to Atiku in anyway.

Now rewrite the nonsense you posted. You just selectively picked what fit your narrative.

Wike was very smart and he didn't come out empty-handed. He was cold-blooded (i.e. unemotional) about protecting his interests like any successful politician.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Terrorist Filmed His Own Death During The Surprise Attack On Israel by TheFacelessMan: 7:27pm On Oct 15, 2023
I was there....
CrimeRe: Uk-based Nigerian To Be Deported After Spending 12 Years In Jail For Rape by TheFacelessMan:
Artiiclebeast:
What a news...

6 weeks?

How many poor innocent women could he have taken advantage of in Nigeria over the years?

He successfully japa'd to his destiny (Jail).
I love the DESTINY part of your comment. grin

I have read with dismay, many comments of guys here saying things like "why would a gal visit a guy if not for sex" , "she must have enjoyed, after all she didn't scream"

When those guys go to the West, they get to be taught the consequences of rape.

Fact he did it within 6 weeks means it was unlikely his first attempt. Justice for the Nigerian ladies he must have raped.

Will be almost 50 years old by the time his sentence is done. Deported at that age unfortunately to target more Nigerian girls.
CelebritiesRe: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by TheFacelessMan: 4:50pm On Sep 22, 2023
tesppidd:
Pac wasn't killed because of beef with Biggie.

But Biggie was killed because of the beef with Pac.


Pac got caught in the Bloods and Crips beef
He died for beating down the crip Orlando Anderson.
Yes you're right. I recall the Orlando Anderson angle now. He was forming thug with a real life hardened gangster.
CelebritiesRe: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by TheFacelessMan:
Notorious B.I.G. was my guy. cool

1. Somebody's gotta to die 2. Niggaz Bleed ...in fact the entire "Life After Death" album were stories that inspired my writing. Check those 2.

For 2pac

1. Ain't hard to find 2. Only God can judge 3. Picture me rolling.... the entire "All Eyez on Me" album.

Tupac ignited a foolish beef that got 2 lyrical geniuses killed.

Modified - 2pac got killed because he messed with a Crip. Biggie died because of the East-West Coast beef.

PoliticsRe: CBN: Cardoso, Deputy-Governors take oath of Office by TheFacelessMan: 3:40pm On Sep 22, 2023
MS247:
cool



May Allah guide them as they work hard on our Economy

Insha Allah their tenure shall favour me



.
Favour Nigeria AND you!

I earn foreign... income has been galloping since Buhari's awful policies but country is a mess and there's suffering in the land.

Oh yes, i know you are a patriot and wish the country well.

I am just reminding people why Americans always say "God bless America!"
RomanceRe: 26 Year Old Auntie Who Was Missing Found Dead by TheFacelessMan: 7:16am On Sep 22, 2023
Unfortunately with no DNA database or indepth forensic investigations, killers are often free to roam in this environment.

Hope her killers slip and get caught. May God give the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
RomanceRe: 19-Year-Old Shedrack Chukwuemeka Is Missing In Oshodi, Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 7:43pm On Sep 21, 2023
DevilishMan:
Check all the shrines around there.
Arrest all the men with black mark on their foreheads.
Some of you imb3ciles don't know when to stop these dry jokes.

Idiot. That's someone's brother.. his family are worried about him yet you're here showing your stupidity.
PoliticsRe: Edo Deputy Governor Shaibu Begs Obaseki For Forgiveness by TheFacelessMan: 5:14pm On Sep 21, 2023
LegendHero:
He was not able to get the online sympathy he wanted from Edo people.

He should have tried involving Tinubu in it, probably people would have symphatzed with him and started another round of “Edo no be Lagos”.

It is as tho Obaseki jazzed Edo people. Guy man no swear in house of assembly candidate, systematically deny deputy governor his resident, and did virtually nothing in his almost 8 years. Yet, his people no complain.

This jazz truly strong.
Well...I have been reading that Edo people love ugly leaders.

Maybe that's why they refuse to let Obaseki go. Might even serve 3rd term grin
BusinessRe: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by TheFacelessMan: 3:22pm On Sep 21, 2023
YorubaRonu01:
850 million naira, not 8.5 billion naira
Thanks for the correction! Missed some zeroes cheesy
BusinessRe: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by TheFacelessMan: 3:21pm On Sep 21, 2023
SamSara01:
You should ask for a refund from your Maths teacher. You made a valid point though.
You should take lessons from your mother. You lack home-training. tongue
BusinessRe: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by TheFacelessMan:
cool

$850,000 as severance looks sweet converted to Naira...almost 850 million shocked

Not really spectacular when compared to senior executives of other companies.

More dollars to their pockets 👍
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between Hook Up And Prostitution? Picture Added+18 by TheFacelessMan: 6:46pm On Sep 20, 2023
youngest85:
Hook up is mostly through online, hence it's more coded . But prostitute stands by the road or brothel, it's more of a open game

The bottom line na to put something inside something
Correction- put something inside something for something. grin
HealthRe: I Saw This All Over My Mom's Body - Could This Be Ofá? by TheFacelessMan: 2:06pm On Sep 20, 2023
Go to the nearest teaching hospital.

Looks like shingles, a viral infection, to me.

Please leave all the "arrow" talk. Seek medical help.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of President Tinubu's Speech At The United Nations General Assembly by TheFacelessMan: 4:11am On Sep 20, 2023
Atiku would be sent as Special Envoy to UAE. He already has a house there...no estacodes angry

Why Obi was sent to Bangladesh by his President, I can't say. undecided

Both guys will cry their eyes out watching Tinubu mount the podium at UNGA cheesy

tonicyril:
But wait....first position dey for New York, third position(the mandate pursuer) dey for Bangladesh(tho we no know wetin hin go do for there), where second position dey?? Make him self go Ho Chi Mi City na grin
FamilyRe: After 37yrs In South Africa He Came Back To Drag Properties With My Father. by TheFacelessMan: 4:13pm On Sep 19, 2023
tunwumi:
This is nicely put.

What about your father's juju to keep him there finally fade off and he's back to claim his right?
ForChrist1:
One man is useless while the other man sits unlawfully on the 'useless' man's property. Are they not on the same boat?

As long as there was no will, the man has a right to his father's properties. The family should come together and give him his share.
ChiefJusticeFuc:
He cut all sort of communications with them and now he's back to lay claim on the properties.

Person wey been dey prison


Lol
The guys commenting on this 3rd page are crazy!!! grin

You guys are hilarious and maybe not far from the truth. tongue

CareerRe: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by TheFacelessMan: 12:51pm On Sep 19, 2023
He received hometraining....

That's the difference. cheesy

aklid:
He received things ehh
One guy gave him money equivalent to that of a new keke
Another promised a scholarship for his masters programme
The leader of the Chadian People in Kano too gave him money ….
Some one gave him foodstuffs that’ll last him nd his family over a year
A hajia I saw also gave him a house… hah!!!



But las las if it’d been me, I doubt if I’ll return that money💀💀💀
CultureRe: I Have 4 Wives And 14 Children, 2 Of My Wives Are My Relatives. - Sanusi Lamido by TheFacelessMan: 3:07pm On Sep 17, 2023
StreetFight:
Royal families all across Europe marry their relatives.

Meanwhile, let's not forget that Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is a pedophille because he married a 17 years old Adamawa Princess
She was possibly younger. He had to issue rebuttals and counter statements to explain how he first let her school for a while before consummating the marriage. undecided

She was underage. EoD.
TravelRe: You Are Driving On A Highway At 100kph, Then You See This (see Photo) by TheFacelessMan:
Take a deep breath all the way to the lung, decelerate simultaneously slowly and....

Would remove my Berretta from my holster on the left, in the same swift movement , lace it with the silencer in my right pocket.

"Phuuut Phuut!" Cap it with 2 shots. angry "Phuut!" One extra in the head to make sure. undecided

Reminds me of the day I killed a dad while dressed as Santa Claus. Once upon a time.... shocked

CrimeRe: I Was Raped 400 Times By My Coach - Angelique Cauchy by TheFacelessMan: 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2023
Guys talking about the number of rounds and the fact that she didn't report on time should be VERY CAREFUL if they go to the West.

They saying " she must have enjoyed it..." etc.

The definition of "RAPE" there is very different.

Don't find yourself in hot water.

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