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TheFacelessMan:


Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


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So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


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This story has a good ending...but it would be long

hardbody:
....And the Igbos killed Saro Wiwa and the Ogoni 9 because of Ogoni land? I always laughed with relish whenever my project took me to Ogoni land, their kids walking around almost naked on bare feet within a terribly degraded environment - I remember the book, 'sunset at dawn' and how Ken sold out. He is continuing the fight now from wherever he is. The North remains Ogoni's best friend

chukel:
this is for sale. Almost unused, shockingly

Prigidypogodo:
I'm watching you

Innobee99:
Innobee99 to his father
Very useless religion of PISS

Innobee99:
Innobee99 to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother:

U are very stupid for shying away from the truth. Why do I have to accept that I'm a Muslim before I comment on a Muslim post. Why can't they do the same for on a Christian post? Useless religion of pisss

Beautifulday:
Do you even know what is mind game?

Mariangeles:
Perhaps, he should start by getting governance right, don't you agree?
Maybe then, the citizens will begin to respect and see him as their president.

Beautifulday:
This one is playing mind games with the presidency

stano2:
Stano2 to his useless homosexual father

Can’t you see most are Obiedients ?
Or you think Obidients are jobless like you

princemillla:
I don't know how advanvce their tech is, but they can't retrieve half of that money. Many will rather not use bank again if this were to happen in Nigeria.

Nija people that forfeit bvn to mere 12k on easy easybuy/ loan app