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Career / Re: ICAN May 2017 Results (let's Meet Here) by theimmie(m): 5:35pm On Jul 13, 2017
gbolahanrasaq:
To the Glory of Almighty Allah, I am now an ACA. I made it

Congratulations Fam

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Career / Re: ICAN May 2017 Results (let's Meet Here) by theimmie(m): 5:11pm On Jul 13, 2017
YoungDenzel:
I've qualified all to the glory of God

Congratulations Fam
Romance / The Cycle Of Life. by theimmie(m): 3:15pm On Jan 10, 2017
I came across this on twitter and I think it's true... What's your take on it?

Sports / Iheanacho Has Best Goal Record In Premier League History by theimmie(m): 9:19pm On Dec 26, 2016
The starlet continued his outstanding goals-per-minute ratio with his strike for Manchester City in the 3-0 win at Hull
Kelechi Iheanacho has the best goals-to-minutes ratio of any player in Premier League history following his strike in Manchester City's 3-0 win at Hull City on Boxing Day.

The young striker doubled the lead of Pep Guardiola's men at the KCOM Stadium, tucking away David Silva's delivery to help his side to victory in a hard-fought encounter.
This means Iheanacho has now scored a goal every 96 minutes, an impressive achievement given this is only his second season in the English top-flight having made his debut under Manuel Pellegrini last term.


The 20-year-old has also remarkably netted 12 Premier League goals from just 19 shots on target in over 38 games.

Man City are seven points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea, who are on a 12-game winning streak that has seen them sprint clear from other title contenders.

Source http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/12/26/30878732/nacho-nacho-man-iheanacho-has-best-goal-record-in-premier-league-

Politics / Re: Barrister Halima Buhari Visits President Buhari With Her Daughter In Aso Rock by theimmie(m): 6:35am On Aug 26, 2016
chocodaviva:
FFO SEE UR FAXE LIKE TOLOTOLO LOLZ

Lol... tongue
Politics / Re: Barrister Halima Buhari Visits President Buhari With Her Daughter In Aso Rock by theimmie(m): 9:10pm On Aug 24, 2016
I will comment but lemme finish this spaghetti first

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Politics / Re: 8000 Boko Haram Members Surrender Voluntarily – Military by theimmie(m): 8:12pm On Aug 16, 2016
The Op made a mistake, he said 800 not 8000, I just watched it on Channels
Politics / Re: List Of Appointees Under President Buhari by theimmie(m): 5:14pm On Jul 12, 2016
lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Senator Saraki And The Fictive Cabal By Femi Adesina by theimmie(m): 7:26pm On Jun 27, 2016
Only time will tell!!! Arms folded, fingers crossed, watching intently!!!
Webmasters / Re: What Is The Difference Between Hosted And Non Hosted Adsense? by theimmie(m): 6:51am On Jun 27, 2016
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Family / Happy Fathers Day by theimmie(m): 1:54am On Jun 19, 2016
Today is Fathers Day
Take time out to appreciate your father, for even though he might have raised you with "strong arms" you can not possibly neglect the role of a father in the upbringing of a child.
I personally feel fathers are not appreciated enough, especially in this part of the world. Take for example, there are numerous songs about mothers but you'll rarely find a song appreciating fathers.
So today, say something nice about your Dad, you might even upload his picture...lol

As for people like me whom our Dads are late you could say a few words of eulogy.


Happy Fathers Day
Politics / Happy Democracy Day!!! by theimmie(m): 1:44am On May 29, 2016
Happy Democracy Day!!!
17 years ago, General Abdulsalami Abubakar handed over to the civilian government (rtd Gen Olusegun Obasanjo)
What is your assessment of the journey so far? Should we have stuck to military rule or is the Civil Way the best way for Nigera?
Drop your thoughts
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mandla Mandela Converts To Islam, Marries For The 4th Time by theimmie(m): 1:51pm On Feb 11, 2016
Mandela I know, Mandla I know not....

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Celebrities / Mark Zuckerberg And His Wife Have Given Birth by theimmie(m): 10:41pm On Dec 01, 2015
Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His 23rd Birthday Today by theimmie(m): 8:21am On Nov 21, 2015
Happy Birthday to Me

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Music God - Davido Celebrates His 23rd Birthday Today by theimmie(m): 7:59am On Nov 21, 2015
Happy Birthday to Me too
Celebrities / FINALLY! Linda Ikeji Speaks On Her Marriage Plans! by theimmie(m): 11:47am On Oct 19, 2015
Famous celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji who recently acquired a multi-million naira home in Banana Island, Ikoyi Lagos took to her twitter handle to ask who is ready to ask for her hand in marriage.




Linda Ikeji
Immediately Linda popped the question about her marriage and clearing the air about the exact amount she acquired her new home, has got her fans thinking about how exactly she got the money. Linda took to her twitter page saying “my house is not N450m…where did y’all get that from? It’s over N500m. And thanks for all the kind words. Love to you all.”

See post below:

Linda Ikeji @lindaikeji
Lol. My house is not N450m…where did y’all get that from? It’s over N500m. And thanks for all the kind words. Love to u all. #utoocandoit

Speaking about her marriage she said “Sometimes God delays these things to bless other aspects of your life. I’m ready when He’s ready! Having said that, who wants to marry me?”

See post below:

Linda Ikeji @lindaikeji
Sometimes God delays these things to bless other aspects of your life.I’m ready when He’s ready! Having said that,who wants to marry me?

May God give her a loving man!



http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/10/19/finally-linda-ikeji-speaks-on-her-marriage-plans/
Sports / Drake Under Fire As Serena Williams Loses US Open Semi-final by theimmie(m): 10:58pm On Sep 11, 2015
Drake is under fire after Serena Williamslost her U.S. Open semifinal match today despite showing his support from the stands.

The 33-year-old tennis star was defeated in her match against Italian tennis player Roberta Vinci, thereby losing her bid to become the fourth female player in history to hold all four Grand Slam singles titles in one calendar year.
Coincidentally ,Drake’s hit “Hold On We’re Going Home” began playing during Williams’ match, causing the crowd to erupt into cheers.

The internet is blaming him for distracting the 21 grand slam titleholder and he is being tagged her “bad luck charm”.

http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/09/11/drake-under-fire-as-serena-williams-loses-us-open-semi-final/

Politics / Senators Use Lamps And Torches To Probe Power Sector After Power Failure At NASS by theimmie(m): 9:27am On Sep 10, 2015
Yesterday, The senate was deliberating and probing the power sector when a power outage occured. The anger of the senators was evident as most of them were seen hurling curses at PHCN and accusing the executives of power distribution companies present of intentional sabotage.

Power was cut at least twice within a period of six minutes between 2.20pm and 2.26pm. At the third outage at about 3.12 pm, the chairman of the committee conducting the probe, Abubakar Kyari could no longer hide his frustration.

“Are you tired? Are you guys calling your people to do this?” he asked the executives of the power companies present at the probe.

Things were to get even worst. Moments after he spoke two power outages followed at 3.26pm and 3.31 pm.

At this point, the probe panel resorted to receiving presentations using lights from media cameras, torches and rechargeable lamps.

Meanwhile, the Director-General of the Bureau for Public Enterprises, Mr. Benjamin Dikki, told the senate committee did not know how much it cost to privatise the country’s power plant and should be given time to present the exact amount.

He said he needed to find out the cost of building the power plants.

Dikki was responding to a question from a committee member who asked him to “tell Nigerians how much the power plants were sold because during Tuesday’s hearing, the committee was told $USD 8.23bn was what was spent on these plants prior to the privatisation.’’

“I do not know how much the (power) plants were constructed. I will make available the documents later,” the BPE DG answered.

Earlier, the Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Power, Godknows Igali, had denied speculations that the Federal Government was planning a wholesale privatisation of the Transmission Company of Nigeria.

He said, “I want to correct an impression, government has no plan to privatise TCN; what we are doing is to work out an arrangement so that the market will pay for services.”

Source: The Punch

http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/09/10/senators-use-lamps-and-torches-to-probe-power-sector-after-power-failure-at-nass/

http://www.punchng.com/news/power-outage-stops-senate-power-probe/
Travel / Stowaway Caught Inside Plane’s Tyre Compartment At Lagos Airport by theimmie(m): 9:18am On Sep 10, 2015
A 25-year-old man who attempted to hide under the tyre carriage of a Medview aircraft on a domestic flight was apprehended yesterday at the Murtala Muhammed Airport Terminal 2 (MMA2) in Lagos.
He was found by the pilot during his final check on the plane before its departure to Accra, Ghana.
Airport workers hinted that he succeeded in gaining access into the tyre compartment of the aircraft which was ready for taxing on the Tarmac .
He hid himself at the tyre compartment in the under carriage of the aircraft .A source hinted that final inspection round the plane by the pilot drew his attention to some strange movements and object inside the tyre compartment.

The man was handed over to the police at the domestic airport where he confessed he has nursed the ambition of carry out the act for two weeks and had been holed up around the airport while perfecting his plan.
The stowaway was said to have confessed that he did what he did out of desperation to leave the country for another in the quest for greener pasture.
When asked how he found his way into the tyre compartment of the aircraft, he declared that he jumped through the fence that demarcated the VIP Lounge section of the airport from the tarmac where the plane was waiting for clearance for takeoff.
He has been handed over to Criminal Investigation Department (CID) for further questioning.
The Nation


Source: http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/09/10/stowaway-caught-inside-planes-tyre-compartment-at-lagos-airport/

Health / Re: Sickle Cell Awareness !! Come In And Learn..... by theimmie(m): 9:41pm On Sep 08, 2015
What of AC and AA... What are the medical implications?

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Phones / Re: Photos: A Former Apple CEO Just Launched Two New Android Phones by theimmie(m): 9:15pm On Aug 27, 2015
donholy28:
Battery info?



It's in the post
Phones / Photos: A Former Apple CEO Just Launched Two New Android Phones by theimmie(m): 9:01pm On Aug 27, 2015
John Sculley, who headed Apple for a decade starting in 1983, has launched Obi Worldphone, a new smartphone brand that’s aimed at emerging markets. The company has announced two mid-range Android handsets that are set to be released later this year.

The phones are designed by Ammunition, a studio based in San Francisco and founded by former Apple industrial design director Robert Brunner.

The flagship dual-SIM 4G-capable SF1 features an elevated 5-inch 1080p display that’s protected by Gorilla Glass 4.


It’s powered by a 64-bit Snapdragon 615 processor coupled with an Adreno 405 GPU. The SF1 comes with your choice of 32GB storage and 3GB RAM ($249) or 16GB of space with 2GB RAM ($199). A microSD slot allows for up to 64GB more room.


Obi phones run Lifespeed, a custom UI atop Android 5.1 Lollipop
The SF1 has a 13-megapixel rear camera that snaps two photos — one with flash and another without — to create balanced shots. A 5-megapixel camera graces the front, while a 3,000mAh battery with ‘Quick Charge 1.0’ keeps the device humming.

The lower-end $129 SJ1.5 has a 5-inch 720p display with Gorilla Glass 3 on top, and runs on a MediaTek 1.3 GHz quad-core processor.


The SJ1.5 comes in a range of colors
It comes with 16GB of onboard memory and 1GB RAM, and supports microSD cards of up to 32GB. The rear camera shoots 8-megapixel images while the front snapper manages 5-megapixel shots.


Both devices run Obi Lifespeed, a custom UI built on top of Android 5.1 Lollipop.

Obi Worldphone isn’t exactly a brand new company. It actually began operations in 2014 as Obi Mobiles, when it attempted to sell phones sourced from China in markets like India and the UAE. A lack of differentiation and a generally poor product saw the brand shut down its business in India earlier this year.

The phones will be available from October onwards in Vietnam, Indonesia, Thailand, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kenya, Nigeria, Tanzania, South Africa, Pakistan, Turkey and India.

I’ll be interested to see if Obi’s bold designs help it gain a foothold in the competitive markets it’s eyeing across Asia and Africa, where it will square off with the likes of Xiaomi, Honor and Motorola.

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Events / ... by theimmie(m): 11:41am On Aug 26, 2015
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Politics / Re: Beautiful Pictures Coming Out Of Aso Villa! Has It Always Been Like This? by theimmie(m): 11:25am On Jul 02, 2015
Luedave:
cnt make fp coz a post with d pics is already there



We'll it did
Jokes Etc / Test Of Observation Skills: Do You Have Eyes For Details?!? by theimmie(m): 10:32pm On Jun 30, 2015
This woman's husband snap his wife dis pix on his phone after taking break fast before heading to d office on getting to d office he keeps staring at his lovely wife, after a while he came back n shot her dead. Unfortunately the reason for his action is on the pix. Who will tell me why? Let's c the person with the sharpest eyes

Romance / Re: Am In Love With My Salesgirl by theimmie(m): 11:32pm On Jun 12, 2015
boynigeria:

lemmi see hmmmmmmm...... rob her store, no one fuckennnn cares

What is this one saying?

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Politics / Military Releases Videos Of Assault On Boko Haram In Sambisa Forest by theimmie(m): 6:59pm On May 06, 2015
Nigeria’s military has released videos of its ongoing
counter-terrorism operations to dislodge Boko Haram
terrorists inside the notorious Sambisa Forest.
The video showed the dexterity of Nigerian Air Force
pilots, as they taunt the terrorists, with hundreds of them
running helter-skelter and fleeing into different directions.
In another footage, vulnerable women and children were
seen cautiously and deliberately guided to safety by the
Nigerian pilots.
An officer involved in the operation, who requested not to
be named, said the essence of the operation was not to
kill everybody in sight
“The Air Force pilots deployed their skills in herding both
terrorists and their captives in different directions so that
those conscripted and abducted were guided to safety
zone while the armed terrorists met their waterloo,” the
officer said.
Since the Nigerian troops invaded the notorious forest,
they have rescued over 500 females. In the first daring
and precise operation, the troops rescued 293 women
and girls while many terrorists camps, including
Tokumbere, were destroyed.
In another operation on Thursday that involved Special
Forces, another set of 234 women and children were
rescued through the Kawuri and Konduga end of Sambisa
Forest.
The sustained operations deep into the Sambisa Forest is
being spearheaded by the Air Force through “tactical
aerial bombardments and guided reconnaissance,” with
the main objective of decimating and clearing the
terrorists from the forest which is their last bastion.
The spokesman for the military Dr. Chris Olukolade, said
that the troops would continue the Sambisa Forest
operations ‘until all terrorists’ enclaves are cleared’.
Since the operation commenced, several field
commanders and foot soldiers of the terrorist group have
lost their lives with some armoured personnel carriers,
vehicles mounted with Anti-Aircraft guns, and several
trucks also destroyed by the military.


Source: http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/03/military-releases-videos-of-assault-on-boko-haram-in-sambisa-forest/
Religion / Re: Sex Destroyed Me; Took Away My Luck. I Need Help by theimmie(m): 12:36am On Apr 11, 2015
Brother @Op you have to forgive yourself, if indeed you GENUINELY ask for God's forgiveness I am sure you have it already. All that is left is for you to forgive yourself and move on. Take some time out to re-strategise and plan your life better... FORGIVE YOURSELF BROTHER

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Politics / Re: How World Leaders Plotted Jonathan's Defeat by theimmie(m): 2:51pm On Apr 07, 2015
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Politics / Re: Is This The Audio Of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech? by theimmie(m): 6:34pm On Apr 06, 2015
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Politics / Boko Haram Prepares For Battle In Gwoza by theimmie(m): 5:59am On Mar 07, 2015
Boko Haram fighters are preparing in mass at their headquarters in the northeastern Nigerian town of Gwoza, Maiduguri, Borno State for a showdown with Multinational Joint Task Force, residents and an intelligence officer told The Associated Press.

A woman, who was trapped in the town since it was seized in July, 2014 told her daughter that the insurgents were urging civilians to leave town to avoid being killed in crossfire in an anticipated major battle.

Hajiya Adama said her mother told her that the insurgents had also released some young women being held against their will, including some made pregnant during their captivity.

She said her mother left last week and escaped to the town of Yola, in neighbouring Adamawa state capital.

Adama said, “She told me that Boko Haram terrorists asked them to leave suddenly, that they were preparing grounds for a major battle.

“She said while being helped by other women to leave through Madagali, they saw many Boko Haram terrorists in trucks and some on bikes moving toward Gwoza.”

An intelligence officer said security forces have been moving slowly for fear of harming civilians, and especially since the insurgent group is surrounding Gwoza with land mines.

http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-prepares-for-battle-in-gwoza/

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