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RomanceRe: Who is still Awake And Why? by theimmortals(op): 2:08am On Jan 06, 2017
You must be a first class barchalor grin
RomanceWho is still Awake And Why? by theimmortals(op): 1:58am On Jan 06, 2017
Am awake because an hustling

Shout out to all the hustlers in the house
Maga go soon pay.

Every hustler has a pay day.
And for the ladies never underestimate
A Niga that hustles..
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Oya let's go there
What's your reason or reasons for been awake.

PoliticsRe: Throwback Photos Of Ojukwu And Yakubu Gowon In 1967 In Aburi, Ghana by theimmortals(m): 1:40am On Jan 06, 2017
My uncle will always shout then: in Aburi we Stand.

53years later the man don join the winning party, last week when I saw him in shouted in Aburi we stand and the man turned me and asked;

With which leg?

I was very surprised.
PoliticsRe: How DSS Operative Shot Female Staff In Aso Rock Today by theimmortals(m): 1:29am On Jan 06, 2017
We are looking for those that Gives fu*ck.......

PoliticsRe: The Old National Anthem; Who Can Still Recite It ? by theimmortals(m): 1:25am On Jan 06, 2017
Please can anyone here show me where those that gives fu*ck are?
PoliticsRe: PDP Raises Alarm Over Renewed Plot To Remove Fayose by theimmortals(m): 1:23am On Jan 06, 2017
This Fearyoursay (Fayose) of a guy is more popular than the vice president, always on the news.


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Can any body show me where those that gives bleeps are?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Can’t Be Islamised – Osinbajo by theimmortals(m): 1:19am On Jan 06, 2017
For your information

PoliticsRe: IPOB Blasts Ngige For Claiming Buhari Loves Ndigbo by theimmortals(m): 1:17am On Jan 06, 2017
"Igbo Enwero Eze Cha cha"

Hausa pass to Yoruba pass to Hausa.




The IGBO'S doesn't have love for their self.


Igbos selling their Brothers since 1967
Christianity EtcRe: Lord's Chosen Members Lie On The Ground, Perform Stunts In Benin. Photos by theimmortals(m): 1:07am On Jan 06, 2017
Monogamy:
Oh boy.

See someone papa and mama dey roll for floor.

SportsRe: Leicester City Signs Wilfred Ndidi by theimmortals(m): 10:03pm On Jan 03, 2017
This one is 20years?
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Change beings with me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 7:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
AdorableSope:
It's really unfortunate that we stream 2 pcms have to go through all of these. We get information that we are not sure of the authenticity or anything. Hopes have been dashed so many times. Yet, Nysc hasn't deemed it fit to update us. Almost like we don't exist. God dey.i know God has beautiful plans for each one of us and we would come out victorious.
You just spoke my mind.
But am more concerned about MMM resumption date than the NYSC atleast they gave us a particular date.
They are even more reliable than the so called NYSC
CrimeRe: Pablo Escobar, One Of The Richest And Most Dangerous Drug Lords Of All Time. by theimmortals(m): 9:41am On Jan 02, 2017
Explorers:
I should see that movie.
Seriously you need to....am just waiting for the season 2
CrimeRe: Pablo Escobar, One Of The Richest And Most Dangerous Drug Lords Of All Time. by theimmortals(m): 9:39am On Jan 02, 2017
Davidhero:
Forbes knew his sources were illegal, y was he still ranked the seventh Richesthuh
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Because money makes the world go round.
PoliticsRe: Be Patient With My Government - Buhari Begs ASUU by theimmortals(m): 9:24am On Dec 05, 2016
kin8744:
Nigeria deserve a president who understands the importants of functional education system

ATIKU2019
Unaaa don't start again baa?
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Daddy Freeze's Fiancee And His Son by theimmortals(m): 9:21am On Dec 05, 2016
Him mates never marry finish make him dey there dey post picture of him fiancée undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 8:42am On Nov 21, 2016
alexanderebenyi@gmail.com
08068369287

Please some should help me and check.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 2:53am On Nov 21, 2016
alexanderebenyi@gmail.com
08068369287

Can someone help me and check?
PoliticsRe: FG, States, Lgas Share N420bn‎ For september by theimmortals(m): 9:35am On Oct 21, 2016
If them dey share make them remember our ALAWI.

we don't want to hear stories that touches the heart come November 24&25.

- like if you are prospective corp member (batch B)

- Share if you are still undergraduate.

- share and like if you already made it in life.



ALUTA CONTINUA.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by theimmortals(m): 1:31pm On Oct 20, 2016
LMandela:
IGNORED!
no, don't better come back and type your usual encyclopedia.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by theimmortals(m): 10:00am On Oct 20, 2016
LMandela:
do u really want to do this?
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First, its not "contex", correct yourself and by the way, WORE is simply the past tense of 'wear'.
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I really don't understand what ever rubbish u typed above derr, u know why? Ur deficiency in the knowledge of english language is clearly obstructing ur ability to express you
rself, why don't u just shut up?
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For thinking u can come online and pick on anybody, man, u must be really daft.
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And 'daft', is not a brain disease.

YOUNG MAN, U BETTER DON'T QUOTE ME AGAIN. LOOK FOR SOME WERR ELSE TO ADVERTISE UR STUPIDITY
Mr. English language. I thought there will be no error in this your encyclopedia. but am disappointed. go back and correct it........daft.
HealthRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Develop A Pot Belly Stomach So Early? by theimmortals(m): 11:30pm On Oct 19, 2016
Papikush:
Beer. 90%
for get that beer bullsh*t.

some have pot belly naturally.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by theimmortals(m): 11:03pm On Oct 19, 2016
LMandela:
so, werr u come from, responsibility does not give room for jokes abi?. You're the one that needs to 'read-comprehend' before u post 'rubbish'.
trust me you don't wanna go down this lane with me.

back to the matter.

if you really have an ounce of wisdom you
wouldn't have gone out of the "contex" (WORE) of the discussion all in the name of joke........I know a joke when I see one.

I doubt if you can really understand what I just written cause you are suffering from a brain disease called #daft.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by theimmortals(m): 7:12pm On Oct 19, 2016
LMandela:
its "mind ur f*ck*ng business" . I am solely responsible for whatever i type 'on' here.
I want you to be more responsible.
comprehend before typing posting rubbish here.

stop abusing that finger's.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by theimmortals(m): 11:53am On Oct 19, 2016
LMandela:
The Wife Of The President 'Nailed It.
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By the way, u no suppose compare 2 of them, because dat model, e sure me say no be she get dat dress, she just dey market am ni and the wife of the president own na either her money, her husband money or 'OUR' money na im buy am.
" who wore it better"
and not



" who owns the cloth"
RomanceRe: Angry Guy Blasts Lady For Snubbing His Chats (screenshot) by theimmortals(m): 3:24am On Oct 16, 2016
herbie27:
cheesy cheesy Why all the "please", that's enough reason to make the girl bluff you.
is that your real face?
RomanceRe: She Begged Me Money For Her Hair On Our 1st Date by theimmortals(op): 9:17pm On Oct 15, 2016
northvietnam:
do u really like her ? Is her hair really bad? Did she sound genuine when she begged for the money? Can u afford to foot the hair bill?

When u answer these then u should know what to do.
OR

invite her over , show her the money but don't give it to her until u move in heavily on her and grop her by the P**sy like Donald trump...... If she turns u down then no money for her


On a more serious NOTE, i think some girls really belongs to the other room and kitchen cz they got no shame and self respect
Honestly speaking her hair was very unkept and she asked sincerely but it still baffles she couldnt wait till our next meeting b4 making any demand.
RomanceShe Begged Me Money For Her Hair On Our 1st Date by theimmortals(op): 8:49pm On Oct 15, 2016
I meet this girl last week and we changed contact. we have been talking on phone for like 4 days now finally we saw this evening after much discussion she begged me money to make her hair. I was very surprised......but she agreed to visit me tomorrow.

should just forget about her?

I need your opinion.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Said Women Would Return To Kitchen Under PMB, Was She Right? by theimmortals(m): 6:07pm On Oct 15, 2016
Themind:
Please madam shut up. Go return your stolen money. A virtuous woman takes care of the home front while a responsible man provides for the home.

We started having lawless, unruly and vagabond children when the woman started abnegating from the home front and duties to run shoulders with the man.
......and you are?
RomanceRe: Meet Dr. Tommy, The Sexiest Gynaecology Doctor Ever & He Is A Nigerian (pics) by theimmortals(m): 12:36pm On Oct 13, 2016
jashar:
ahhh!!! Bros, o di ghi normal to me oo.

I'm kinda a bit of a self conscious person. grin

How will I be nakedding my humble self for a man to examine?
well, just pray u don't have that issue
RomanceRe: Meet Dr. Tommy, The Sexiest Gynaecology Doctor Ever & He Is A Nigerian (pics) by theimmortals(m): 8:19am On Oct 13, 2016
jashar:
cry.... a man seeing my lady parts. embarassed
that's normal.
there is no big deal there.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 8:03am On Oct 13, 2016
Dream2:
No,you can't, your name must be uploaded into the NYSC portal before you can start the registration process.
thanks man.

please what and what do I need for the registration. should my name come out. am very hopeful it will be uploaded

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