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NYSC / Re: CUL Vigil Who Is Up by theimmortals(m): 1:05am On Jan 19, 2017
Buttersss:
who dey go Ebonyi for here?

It is a very nice and quiet place......
You will enjoy your stay there.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 12:08am On Jan 19, 2017
Please can you guys help with link to login to my dash board......have been trying but to no avail
Romance / Re: Female Corpers Can Cheat Eh (guys share your stories) by theimmortals(m): 11:19am On Jan 17, 2017
joliyp:
nt all i didnt fvck thru out ma stay as a corper only wen ma bf comes arud.....i neva entertain any male folkz coz i kn dia intensionz

Celebrities / Re: Teesa Williams Contests For Miss New York Teen 2017 (photos) by theimmortals(m): 11:19pm On Jan 16, 2017
Mightyify:
She looks 21yrs
Age Calculator
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by theimmortals(m): 6:13pm On Jan 15, 2017
All I know is that before this thread reaches 2100pages I will be in camp.
if you don't believe it like
if you believe it share.

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Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 10:41am On Jan 11, 2017
Xzbit91:

OK, bye

Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 10:34am On Jan 11, 2017
Xzbit91:

You must be a real olodo grin grin grin Have you seen grown up men uploading their results on a public forum? Heck I've not seen secondary school kids doing that. You can upload yours, you brought the idea

For you to call your self a man
That means your brain must be Leaking.

Its a challenge Oga. When you were busy wondering the type of the university I graduated from what were you thinking? Prove that you even wrote Jamb.
Upload it.

You will be forming Cambridge on social media.

Clown.
Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 8:22am On Jan 11, 2017
Xzbit91:
Childish
OK it is now childish right?
what are you afraid off?
I thought you are proud of you
miserable self, show your paper.
perpetual fool.

Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 8:21am On Jan 11, 2017
Xzbit91:

Childish

OK it is now childish right?

what are you afraid of?

I thought you are proud of your

miserable self, show your paper.

perpetual fool.

Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 8:47pm On Jan 10, 2017
Xzbit91:

Which university did you attend? You are a disgrace to the institution and to whoever sponsored you. Return their certificate, go to your village people and tender them your unreserved apology. Olodo

Oga, it's a very simple matter.
if you are so proud of your self, your so called sponsors and your prestigious university, Just UPLOAD your certificate.


Sefeni.
Romance / Re: What Twitter User Thinks Of Men Who Cheat And Keep It A Secret by theimmortals(m): 2:47pm On Jan 09, 2017
Seriously am yet to see any fu*ck given shocked

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..
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Its official now....

Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander Gets Endorsement From Peter Okoye, P-square (photos) by theimmortals(m): 2:35pm On Jan 09, 2017
I think am happy for.......but on a serious note

Religion / Re: 21 Things You Need To Stop Doing This New Year by theimmortals(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2017
AfonjasMustDie:


The only thing you should put a stop to in 2017 is to stop telling people how to live their lives and also stop quoting from that your story book you call bible

Exodus this, Proverb this, Matthew that

You need to take that your bible to primary school kids because they're the only people to believe what is written in that story book

The result is out......

Who wrote that bible ?? God ?? God wrote the bible, gave it to the mailman to go deliver it to his people on earth

This is the only reason why you shouldn't do drugs

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Health / Re: Man Rammed His Car Into Police Van After Severe Asthma Attack by theimmortals(m): 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2017
Police is our friend but.......

Religion / Re: "FG Is Increasingly Meddling In Church Affairs" - Pastor Adeboye by theimmortals(m): 2:18pm On Jan 09, 2017
I just Love this man.....
Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 2:02pm On Jan 09, 2017
Xzbit91:

STFU, did you see 2000 in the range? Na how people dey carry fail exam be this

See who is talking about exams.
If you are that brilliant just upload
Your degree let me upload mine, so that the forum
Will determine between the both of us who tested
The 4 walls of the university.

Mr. Lecturer.
Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 1:57pm On Jan 09, 2017
Decale:



The post said Starting from 200 up to 1000

You sound more stupid than you look and that's a compliment
Don't worry about my savings, bro. I got 10x that amount in btc...wink


Your foolishness is legendary. See who is talking about bit coin. Prove it show us your bit coin wallet. At least she showed us her big save.
As for the compliment, thanks .
Business / Re: A Lady Saved N489,500 In Her Piggy Box (Pics) by theimmortals(m): 10:11am On Jan 09, 2017
Decale:
Liars...

From the post, the highest she saved was #1000. Multiply that by 11 months, even 1 year:

1000 x 365 days= 365000

Where's the supposed #130000. Even the box looks small

Oga Mathematician see as you dey calculate another person money. I bet you can't even save up to half of what you calculated in 5years. This is height of jealousy. The post never said that 1000 is the maximum, rather its a range. Sometimes he/she might put 2k. And for all those likening his comment. You all should go get a big save.

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Romance / Re: Breast Wahala by theimmortals(m): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2017
makydebbie:
lipsrsealed

And your are beautiful too. wink
Romance / Re: What Is The Occupation Of Your Current Boyfriend? by theimmortals(m): 9:46am On Jan 09, 2017
Nomfanelo99:


weren't u taught manners ? it's rude to call a person " this one"

shocked is that your real chest?
Nne, infact you are............
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.let me get my dictionary to find the correct word to use,.....
Phones / Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by theimmortals(m): 1:42pm On Jan 07, 2017
RB007:


You've been here since '08

Is this how hu behave tongue

I tire ooo

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Romance / Re: What Is The Occupation Of Your Current Boyfriend? by theimmortals(m): 11:56am On Jan 07, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
a gangster lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Guys Endeavour To Fvck That Gal U're Datin If U Want Her To Commit Fully by theimmortals(m): 11:52am On Jan 07, 2017
optional1:







and wat if d gal is not interested in sex like no sex before marriage he should break up with her cos she won't be committed to him?


That's the idea.



Guys fvck untill you fvck maami water as galfrnd.
Romance / Re: Breast Wahala by theimmortals(m): 11:41am On Jan 07, 2017
makydebbie:
The father na

And you are really Breastful
Romance / Re: We Had Sex And She Wants A Relationship by theimmortals(m): 11:37am On Jan 07, 2017
You think we really care?

Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by theimmortals(m): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2017
PunkyV:


Oh, great!

No, just like you, I moved to Pretoria. I'm originally from East London.
Romance / Re: Why Are Wedding Rings Worn On The Left Finger? by theimmortals(m): 5:04pm On Jan 06, 2017
Make I park here incase they start giving fvck
Romance / Re: She Said I Blew Her Brains When I Did This by theimmortals(m): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2017
Medunah:
Girls prefer oral cos u re directly stimulating the clïtoris with ur tongue nd that mostly makes girls climax unlike in the case of penetration whereas the dïck doesn't come in contact the clïtoris


And this what I call MATURITY.
Car Talk / Re: 5 Ways To Buy The Cheapest Cars In Nigeria by theimmortals(m): 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2017
B4bestbrain:
Why all these stress when you can just pm me to come and carry the car I parked at home, which I guess theybe are only using it to cruise around, but will wait for me to come back for the renewal of the papers if expires and maintenance of any major fault.

Save me from this and give me small change naah undecided.

Dont think will use it this 2017 again, since i will not be around.


What type of car is that and pricce
Romance / Re: Who is still Awake And Why? by theimmortals(m): 2:26am On Jan 06, 2017
Why naa?
Romance / Re: Who is still Awake And Why? by theimmortals(m): 2:12am On Jan 06, 2017
yarimo:
I am awake because I suspect my village people are, about to open my file. grin


grin grin
Ooo boy you need bitter cola oo

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