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Twas a lovely Sunday, but had to do some dirty work somewhere on an island. (I'm still high right now...but at least high enough to know what I'm doing whether it's right or wrong.)

So we took a break (the guy that was directly involved with me will be called "X" before X had told a guy to help him get some dope). So during the break X was like "how far" Shey you go dey alright, and I voluntarily and in my sheer stupidity followed him. With no clue that I was going into the realm of holy smokes.

X processed the whole thing and lit it with the dealers lighter. He took about two puffs, I noticed how he inhaled the whole thing, little or no smoke was coming out of his mouth (I beheld the intake into his system)....
He passed it on to me, I took it and took two puffs, drowned it into my system. Felt awesomely good, but I still coughed though. Didn't notice anything going wrong.

Intermission
Before we left for the doping I already told X that I'd done it before and it was dope, made me super active and agile (thinking it's gonna be the same regular thing, i.e to make me active for the stressful work we were doing).
The dealer guy did tell us that it wasn't the normal kinda dope. But then X and I were already way too in the mood to start cross checking, I mean he was already a stoner and I'd done it before so it's nothing new ..... Right?? Wrooonnnnnggggggg!
Then after like 4 more puffs of the extraordinary dope. We were gonna leave to resume work. The gate of the office to where we left to dope wasn't up to 20 meters, like a 45 second walk from where we were.

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And that's all it took or less, for me to get transferred into the world of the most high. In less than 30 seconds. I'd gone from really exited ('cos I felt like I'd arrived), to extremely prepared to meet my maker!. In 30 seconds.
At that very moment I didn't remember, but as at few hours later, memories started coming back.
Now X is just a doper. Not an expert on the effects and all.

The first wave.
This lasted for about 2 hours, 2 hours of seeing the gates of heaven and hell right in front of me.
Immediately we got to the gate, I light-ed out (can't call it a blackout 'cos you gotta go out out for that to happen). So in this version, I was active, but gone.
X looked at me the moment we got to the gate and immediately I started crying. Yeah crying!. Why?, 'cos I was gonna die, I felt it. I saw it. I said my prayers. (Least I know if I had died that moment I woulda gone to heaven, but I was high AF, think it counts?).
I was crying and praying, X was panicking like a baby, 'cos if anything happens, it's on his head without a doubt. (People saw us go to and fro the place we went to dope).
Didn't know where he got the ginger, he started to improvise, gave me 4 cups of water, I drowned it all, and was still actively panicking, he took me to the back yard, took my clothes off, and straight down under the tap. While this was going on, though I had my issues, I could still clearly see the fear on his face, (like if something happens to me he's solely responsible).
He went to dress up and off went, I was still in my underwear (all wet). We walked down to a super Mart. (On the way to the supermarket, my body was slow..... really really really slow, as in I take a step and I hear "beng", twas that crazy. I could feel my hands slowly waving to the response of my brain, like my brain says do this, and I'm able to see how slowly my body responds to the prompt.)
When we got to the supermarket, we went straight to the fridge that was filled with drinks and stuff (though I clearly remember saying hi to the security guard at the door). Bought 2 plastics of Pepsi. Drowned the 2 almost immediately but it did nothing. Still felt this crazy heat from the inside like this heart is gonna beat and burst any moment from now. Yeah, it was that crazy.

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Why memories? Because memories!
Memories are times that happened and are captured (not necessarily with a camera) that resonate with triggered actions (or just because you feel like it).

Why should we keep memories?
And how??

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Can't type much here, it's long.

It features the introduction to Unilag..
Hostels
GP the great EP
Unilag sun
Squatting is the way.

Just follow this link to read full story and thank me later.

http://www.theix9.com/2017/12/4years-in-akoka-secret-life-of-unilag.html

Can't type much here, it's long.

It features the introduction to Unilag..
Hostels
GP the great EP
Unilag sun
Squatting is the way.

Just follow this link to read full story and thank me later.

http://www.theix9.com/2017/12/4years-in-akoka-secret-life-of-unilag.html

Can't type much here, it's long.

It features the introduction to Unilag..
Hostels
GP the great EP
Unilag sun
Squatting is the way.

Just follow this link to read full story and thank me later.

http://www.theix9.com/2017/12/4years-in-akoka-secret-life-of-unilag.html

Simply here to reemphasize the popular quote Jack of all trades. Now I've heard people complete this with two distinctive phrases. First is Master of one. Second is Master of none. Third is Master of all. You could drop a comment on the ones you've heard.

But I'm gonna go with the first one, why?? 'cos it makes more sense if you look at it really well. I mean that's why colleges have courses to major on. That is the main reasons why people are specialists or experts in certain things, like you always gonna hear stuff like we gotta call in an expert on that.

Knowing a little bit of this and a little bit of that, yeah yeah yeah that's cool. Now tell me what do you really really know. I mean the thing you gonna wake in the middle of a good sleep and still know really well...The thing you really savvy in. Or in pidgin English "The thing wey you Sabi wella".

That thing, is the main thing. The master of that thing. It could be anything. As far as you an expert in that thing. As far as you good as f*ck (language.)

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Facts

Weekly challenge

Meme of the week

Humorous Quotes

Who to Admire

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God will never allow me experience that slap the policeman gave him, he said he got out of his highness that very moment, (eyes cleared Sharp sharp). The Highness that was meant to last a whole day lasted for some seconds.
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It's another weed experience oooo���

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My guy has been into this for a while now, I don't know when he started tho, we would chill, no lying he was the first to offer me the glorious weed, I tried it for the first time even though he complained I wasted it, I felt a difference within me, headache like no other on one part of my face.


I told him to stop that I didn't like the first experience I had, normally he'd called me a small boy, He schools at University of "X", we have been friends since secondary school, He would call me, chat me up, saying he is high, we laughed about it. "ASPA" guys, to him he called himself an OG, saying he had smoked anything naija had gotten, he went home still with the same habit, not long from now on Monday.

He told me his experience how he was caught by police the previous day that'd be on Sunday, He said the police didn't put on uniform, (I'm thinking it's sarz) and came asking questions, my guy got vexed and wanted to change it for the man.

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Girls. Ladies. Females.
Are one good collection of sweet creatures.
I'll stop there. Sweet creatures.

Here's a quick rundown on dos and don'ts with girls you barely know.

When a girl ignores your message twice, leave her alone. She ain’t blind, she just choose to ignore it. There is no more need sending more messages. Move on to the next girl sharply..'cos if you linger too long, you'll be thrown into some zone you might not necessarily like.

Buddy, when chatting you don’t spend your whole time telling a girl how beautiful she is, hundred of guys have told her how beautiful she is everyday. They find it boring when you join the train. Besides, it ain't just all physical.

If you find yourself always starting the convo with a Particular person, like you are always the first to message her, please stop it for a while. If she doesn’t notice, you are not important to her Leave her alone.

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Drinking water is good (can't live without the stuff), drinking when u feel like is cool, but ain't nothing like drinking water at the right time.

*Before a meal – Drinking water thirty minutes before each meal helps with satiety, reducing the chances of overeating. Because overeating can contribute to obesity and fatty liver disease, water consumption prior to eating can help keep the liver lean. In addition, water before a meal helps prepare the stomach for food by stimulating digestive enzymes and bile production.


*Prior to and following physical activity – As we all know, staying physically fit is key for wellness, including optimal liver health. Drinking water before and after physical activity protects against dehydration. Especially for someone with a fibrotic liver, dehydration means thicker blood that makes filtration by the liver that much more challenging. Drinking water before and after a workout prevents dehydration, therefore protecting the liver from processing a backlog of toxins.



* before bed – Experts don’t necessarily agree on how soon before bed, but most concur that drinking a glass before bed provides the body with water needed to aid in detoxification during sleep. Although some advocates suggest a glass right before bed, others advise having your last drink of water two hours prior to bed if going to the restroom at night is an issue.


* upon waking up – Drinking a glass of water after waking up is a great way to activate the internal organs: liver included. Consuming water first thing in the morning helps flush circulating toxins out prior to the first meal of the day. Unfortunately, many people reach for a cup of coffee in the morning before a glass of water. Because coffee is a diuretic, it encourages fluid loss, which is dehydrating and increases blood viscosity. Thicker blood provides a greater toxin-filtering challenge to the liver than thinner blood.

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This language English most of us now speak nowadays, well, it's almost very normal to deduce it comes from England, 'cos of the "Eng" in both the "prefixes".
Lol, kindly prepare your mind to be enlightened.


What if I told you it was called Englaland.

English is actually a language that really started with the arrival of three Germanic tribes who invaded Britain during the 5th century AD.
The tribes were The angles, The Saxons, and The Jutes.

As at that time, the people of Britain spoke an ancient Celtic language, but were pushed to the northern and Western parts by these Invaders (Angles, Saxons, Jutes).
Now here's the catch, The angles originally came from a place called "Englaland" and their language was called "Englisc". Which are now known as "England" and "English".
But it wasn't just their language that was fused into the British.

English is divided into 4.
Old English
Middle English
Early modern English
Late modern English.

As Bonus here's simple facts about English.

Only two English words in current use end in "-gry". They are "angry" and "hungry".

The word "bookkeeper" (along with its associate "bookkeeping"wink is the only unhyphenated English word with three consecutive double letters. Other such words, like "sweet-toothed", require a hyphen to be readily readable.

More English words begin with the letter "s" than with any other letter.

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Bless up.

Henrodah:
Which one is angles? Is it not Anglo saxons?

My point exactly... It's a combo

Benjaniblinks:
Nice One. But Why Are U Redirecting Us To Ur Site?

Well, tbh it's to get more page views...but more importantly so you could see my other posts.

Ebios:
Did u study English or u just wrote from a layman's point of view

Did my research Nd brought it down to the laymans view

python1:
This thread make sense die. Mods abeg, this one na express.

Mods means??

This language English most of us now speak nowadays, well, it's almost very normal to deduce it comes from England, 'cos of the "Eng" in both the "prefixes".
Lol, kindly prepare your mind to be enlightened.


What if I told you it was called Englaland.

English is actually a language that really started with the arrival of three Germanic tribes who invaded Britain during the 5th century AD.
The tribes were The angles, The Saxons, and The Jutes.

As at that time, the people of Britain spoke an ancient Celtic language, but were pushed to the northern and Western parts by these Invaders (Angles, Saxons, Jutes).
Now here's the catch, The angles originally came from a place called "Englaland" and their language was called "Englisc". Which are now known as "England" and "English".
But it wasn't just their language that was fused into the British.

English is divided into 4.
Old English
Middle English
Early modern English
Late modern English.

As Bonus here's simple facts about English.

Only two English words in current use end in "-gry". They are "angry" and "hungry".

The word "bookkeeper" (along with its associate "bookkeeping" is the only unhyphenated English word with three consecutive double letters. Other such words, like "sweet-toothed", require a hyphen to be readily readable.

More English words begin with the letter "s" than with any other letter.

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Bless up.

First earning your stripes means putting in hard work and effort to earn respect from your colleagues as a result (The urban dictionary). It has different interpretations to different situations, now in this case it's about earning someone's trust and respect.


Might be your friend, bestie, bae, boo, family and all of those people. And I don't think there's anyone who trusts someone else that easily, like without having to take time out to find out if that person has "earned his stripes". A lot of movies I've seen has depicted this act a lot, ( like HR trying to prove to Barry and the team that though he's not a genius, he was still useful in the team - The flash), and a whole lot of other instances. The point is, you gotta earn the trust of whomever it is you want to trust you.

Humans are different from each other (one of the things that makes us special), that's why there's no specific method or rulebook on how to earn the trust, the respect ( the stripes). You gotta know who you dealing with to know how to deal with the person. What works for this person might not necessarily work for this other person, but since these are people you know, you'll know your way around it.The way to earn your momma's trust gonna be different from the way you earn your stripes in the hood where you come from.

Take for instance, you and your "bae" be dating and chilling with each other, and somebody ( really pretty girl, a guy more handsome than your guy) else be tryna step in to cause trouble with y'all. If and only if you guys have both earned those stripes, then all is cool, otherwise one or even both of you will feel that insecurity.

Then that case with your momma telling you to do stuff at home before she gets back, and she's out with your assurance that what she asked is gonna be carried out with immediate effect, she comes back to find you playing with your phone or other stuff. You will lose a stripe. you gotta earn again from her. ( Personally my momma will smile and say gimme the phone. You can be rest assured you won't see it in 3 days).

The point?... You just gotta prove yourself to whosoever it is, little by little ( Rome wasn't built in a day). Nothing comes on a silver platter in this life, except cake. The respect is very important especially to guys...but it still gotta be earned.

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Twas a lovely Sunday, but had to do some dirty work somewhere on an island. (I'm still high right now...but at least high enough to know what I'm doing whether it's right or wrong.)

So we took a break (the guy that was directly involved with me will be called "X"wink before X had told a guy to help him get some dope). So during the break X was like "how far" Shey you go dey alright, and I voluntarily and in my sheer stupidity followed him. With no clue that I was going into the realm of holy smokes.

X processed the whole thing and lit it with the dealers lighter. He took about two puffs, I noticed how he inhaled the whole thing, little or no smoke was coming out of his mouth (I beheld the intake into his system)....
He passed it on to me, I took it and took two puffs, drowned it into my system. Felt awesomely good, but I still coughed though. Didn't notice anything going wrong.

******

And that's all it took or less, for me to get transferred into the world of the most high. In less than 30 seconds. I'd gone from really exited ('cos I felt like I'd arrived), to extremely prepared to meet my maker!. In 30 seconds.


Read full stroy at: https://theix9..com.ng/2017/12/weedxperience-1.html?m=1

Twas a lovely Sunday, but had to do some dirty work somewhere on an island. (I'm still high right now...but at least high enough to know what I'm doing whether it's right or wrong.)

So we took a break (the guy that was directly involved with me will be called "X"wink before X had told a guy to help him get some dope). So during the break X was like "how far" Shey you go dey alright, and I voluntarily and in my sheer stupidity followed him. With no clue that I was going into the realm of holy smokes.

X processed the whole thing and lit it with the dealers lighter. He took about two puffs, I noticed how he inhaled the whole thing, little or no smoke was coming out of his mouth (I beheld the intake into his system)....
He passed it on to me, I took it and took two puffs, drowned it into my system. Felt awesomely good, but I still coughed though. Didn't notice anything going wrong.

******

And that's all it took or less, for me to get transferred into the world of the most high. In less than 30 seconds. I'd gone from really exited ('cos I felt like I'd arrived), to extremely prepared to meet my maker!. In 30 seconds.


Read full stroy at: https://theix9..com.ng/2017/12/weedxperience-1.html?m=1

Motivation

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.
Abraham Lincoln.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?"
Nelson Mandela

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Man to Admire.

Warren Buffet
Known as the "Oracle of Omaha," Buffett is one of the most successful investors of all time.He runs Berkshire Hathaway, which owns more than 60 companies, including insurer Geico, battery maker Duracell and restaurant chain Dairy Queen.

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Woman to Admire

Oprah Winfrey
Billionaire Oprah Winfrey is best known for hosting her own internationally popular talk show from 1986 to 2011. She is also an actress, philanthropist, publisher and producer.

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Did you know

A lightening bolt generates more heat 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.
Your smell is unique, your body odour is unique to you except you have an identical twin. Even babies recognize the scent of their mothers.
That symbol for infinity is called a lemniscate.
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Quotes on humor.

"I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."
Chris Rock.

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Meme of the week.
Challenge of the week.

Motivation

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.
Abraham Lincoln.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?"
Nelson Mandela

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Man to Admire.

Warren Buffet
Known as the "Oracle of Omaha," Buffett is one of the most successful investors of all time.He runs Berkshire Hathaway, which owns more than 60 companies, including insurer Geico, battery maker Duracell and restaurant chain Dairy Queen.

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Woman to Admire

Oprah Winfrey
Billionaire Oprah Winfrey is best known for hosting her own internationally popular talk show from 1986 to 2011. She is also an actress, philanthropist, publisher and producer.

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Did you know

A lightening bolt generates more heat 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.
Your smell is unique, your body odour is unique to you except you have an identical twin. Even babies recognize the scent of their mothers.
That symbol for infinity is called a lemniscate.
**************
Quotes on humor.

"I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."
Chris Rock.

***************
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Meme of the week.
Challenge of the week.

Twas a lovely Sunday, but had to do some dirty work somewhere on an island. (I'm still high right now...but at least high enough to know what I'm doing whether it's right or wrong.)

So we took a break (the guy that was directly involved with me will be called "X" before X had told a guy to help him get some dope). So during the break X was like "how far" Shey you go dey alright, and I voluntarily and in my sheer stupidity followed him. With no clue that I was going into the realm of holy smokes.

X processed the whole thing and lit it with the dealers lighter. He took about two puffs, I noticed how he inhaled the whole thing, little or no smoke was coming out of his mouth (I beheld the intake into his system)....
He passed it on to me, I took it and took two puffs, drowned it into my system. Felt awesomely good, but I still coughed though. Didn't notice anything going wrong.

******

And that's all it took or less, for me to get transferred into the world of the most high. In less than 30 seconds. I'd gone from really exited ('cos I felt like I'd arrived), to extremely prepared to meet my maker!. In 30 seconds.


Read full stroy at: https://theix9..com.ng/2017/12/weedxperience-1.html?m=1

Love and respect are two very close terms, but they are extremely different from each other, this post is more for the females, (but guys can also read and send to females they know definitely needs this).

Here's the interesting part; it's very easy to love a guy. Every lady can do that. The real deal is the[b] RESPECT[/b]. love and respect are too similar to be mixed up but they are different, but they are related, but then they are really different.

Females are drawn more to love and affection and spooning and hugging and stuff guys don't really like doing a lot. While guys are drawn more to the "be always loyal to me", kind of feeling.

read more about this on https://theix9..com.ng/2017/11/love-respect-hand-in-hand.html

Young wild free, the popular high school song by Wiz khalifa and Snoop. Such lovely music and lyrics.
The song features two words I'm gonna go into. SO WHAT.

So what, we get drunk.
So what, we smoke weed.
So what, we dating.
So what, we smashing.
So what. We doing all the stupid sh*t that young teens do.

Gotta bring us to the realization ('cos I also just found out), that it's our time.
21st generation kids (young people). It's our time, regardless of what anyone says. Especially when puberty hits, oh gosh it's crazy. (Mine was much more destructive, had my momma fighting with me and threatening my career almost everyday).



Yeah!. It's supposed to be like that, the rush for the fun and crazy adventurous lifestyle, the urge to do stupid things, the "I don't really give a sh*t" anymore phrase. The I'll leave this house and nothing is gonna happen attitude. We all know what we do.

Now, that's all fun. The main question is, where is the balance point?. The point where it's enough?.
The point where priorities come into place?. The point where we realize that the "future" is just a Stone throw away?. Y'all know the point I'm talking about.

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