I confess 2c and Tx should get a room. Or at least their own thread. Some of us don't have sweethearts on NL, and you are making us jealous

I confess What does this thread have in common with bananas?
They both grow very fast in the presence of beautiful ladies.

*ducks to dodge the stones thrown at him*

@gridlock:
I confess, for once I am speechless.

I confess, the sight of apples might restore me though.

I confess yes. Apples

You DO have apples right? Or are they watermelons??

Gridlock:

i confess i am running my thoughts without filtering. hope nobody takes offence, i don't usually do this.

You're cracking me up Gridlock! Ride on!!

Rhodalyn:

i confess im here baby
i confess i'll always be here for U

But you have no bananas!!! You can't give 2c what she wants! You only have apples. She wants a banana (only one I assume )

MMmmm snazzy.

bananas

I confess alright enough about bananas!! Let's talk about big ripe grapes, or oranges, or apples, or lemons, or

I confess I just passed 200 posts!! looks around and sees other people's posts

I confess @2cantango: I'm sighing in relief (NOT PLEASURE!!)
I confess if snazzy is serious, then she's as innocent as she is beautiful (don't believe it though

I confess Rhodalyn, that is one BIG banana.

I confess NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I confess I have tucked my banana away! Gridlock!! Help!!

Rhodalyn:

@ baby girl
i confess let's hunt thekrafer
@thekrafter, _{care to describe to us hw your banana looks}? <sub>so we can decide on hw to attack it

Gridlock is out, he beta go n freshen up his banana</sub>

My banana is a golden banana
It is out of bounds to all of you!! Keep your hands (and other parts) off MY GOLDEN BANANA!!

I confess I keep forgetting to confess!

A REAL banana!
Sorry, I confess

Rhodalyn:

U knw us toooo well don't U?

Too well.

Nairaland has taken over my life.
I implore Seun to ban me with immediate effect.

Pleez!! BAN ME!!

An angry rhodalyn??

Whatever will happen next? A pious Gridlock? An ugly snazzy?

Gridlock:

Visual evidence: (that's the color of my tongue after lingually massaging the pea)
tactile evidence: that's my expression when i found the cylinder was a perfect fit for the combustion chamber

Owaji!!!

Gridlock?!!

snazzydawn:

thekrafter I want to believe you are okay?

Lighten up! It's a joke o!!

davidylan:

6. There are now over 20,000 prisoners _{err members!}

LOL

Brilliant!!

Gridlock, you hear?

Provide visual and tactile evidence with immediate effect!!

snazzydawn:

I am loving this thread

That's great snazzy, and typewriter is loving you.

Back to the topic:
I like typewriter and snazzy.

Chineke!!!

Rhodalyn:

so tell me, how do U fxxk a lady

Question!!

I KNOW typewriter is serious, and I will stand by him through thick and thin until he wins the heart of the lovely snazzydawn!

Typewriter, I perceive a kindred soul in thee.
Only ardent students of love can comprehend thy feelings for snazzy.

Gridlock:

@rhody: i don't have a stick.

Really?

Rhodalyn:

i say _{''welcome to the wrestling ring of Gridlock n Rhodalyn im going to teach U a lesson today smashes him harddddddd on the head, he falls down and is trying to get up, Rhodalyn kicks him in the ribs this time and holds him by the leg, drags him on da ring n throws him into into the lion's den where he mets Ken who then beats Gridlock up to death}

Rhodalyn:

U're really on me today why's that

He is??

Na wa for you o Gridlock!! You'll soon start talking about unzip[/b]ping, [b]touch[/b]ing, then [b]finger, partitioning, then mount, umount and sleep.

bedroom dancing?

I have said this before. He should help himself first.

His team is going this season trophyless and he waants to help someone else! Charity begins at home!

Nonsense!!

United! United!!
United! United!!

vichel:

U could see that nobody is actually intrested on your red devil crap because no body is posting on this thread

Are you kidding? It's just that Gunners talk plenty. Red Devils are silent destroyers.

Prepare to WEEP this weekend!! Muhahaha!!

9 games winning streak this weekend!