₦airaland Forum

Why is it that some Nigerian people are so smart they can't even take a joke....For heaven's sake...if you don't find it funny...why comment??

Adufaye: tank God am female or tank go its friday?

Thank God Its Friday....hihi

bright007: good innovation!....this got me thinking of how to re-package feaces and turn it into snacks.omo see business opportunity.

DEAD!! You just killed me...LOLMENT!

;DLOL 'em comments....next it will be urine===>to water...People start sweating there's money to be made

;DLOL!... Imagine ''typical naija lady'' inside a cinema...

TGIF...

[quote author=-Mr Cork-] *puts on Boxin Gloves* [/quote]boxing gloves for a lady...what did I do wrong

Bored out of your mind?....Just share whatever it is that's on your mind...a song, lover, hood et.c............P.S: DON'T BE A PARTY-POOPER!

THANKS A LOT I'LL DO MORE RESEARCH

1.Long enough to understand herself and until she knows exactly what she's looking for in a relationship. 2. One out of 3 guys is fully prepared to get married....the rest just get hitched because they are getting old and scared of loneliness....3.CONFIDENCE

:DHihihihi

carzola: I would sale all my father's land and propertice go 2 dubai and flex d flexin of my life for 4days den spend the last 3days fasting and beggin God 2 acept me when he cums. Lol.. Dat sounds childish.

LOL...won't your father kill you before you get the chance to go to Dubai?

I would start travelling from country to country...Since I'm broke I'd have to do it illegally ...(Around Africa That is)...You never shared what you'll do.

MRbrownJAY: many men may actually be attracted, but not for the same reasons as women. we all know men will even fukc a dead donkey, so long as it has a warm coochie (aka they are after SEX), while women do all this to find LOVE/MARRIAGE.
so a man may NOT be attracted to the lady and her mop, but still show care because he wants to mount her.

SAD!...

...And The NairaLanders CHOKE-SLAM The Poor Guy...

MRbrownJAY: some women out there cannot go without their weave......and wear it 365 days a yr! most dont care about the damage that wearing such mop weave is doing to their hair BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT BY THE TIME THE GAME IS UP; THEY WOULD HAVE CAUGHT AND MARRIED A MAGA BY THEN.

LoLs! I guess once you guys start showing how unattracted you are. They will definitely try something different.

queenesthr: Receding hairline can be re grown using Minoxidil drops and Biotin supplements. (Google "Minoxidil" and "Biotin"

Contact me on 08034708929 or chynweod@yahoo.com if interested to buy.

......@Queen....Thanks for the extra info but how effective are the Minoxidil drops and the biotin. And how expensive are they?

Need information on Nigerian Universities. How good is the education given there. Are the qualifications internationally recognised? How Are the residential living conditions?.......Your responses will be greatly appreciated.....

Weaves have taken over and they are so expensive to look after. Most women try as hard as they can to keep up with the trends but some hit a brick wall and fail. So there's this 'Three Month Rule'...where ladies actually keep their weaves on for that long without getting their hair washed..(feeling sorry for their bfs). Its very embarrassing ...seeing our actresses patting/scratching their heads in the middle of a scene. With what looks like a bird's nest instead of a Rihanna look. Not everyone can afford hair implants and that receding hairline isn't a lovely site to look at... 1. Ladies wash your weave at least once in two weeks time. Moisturizing your scalp with olive/avocado oil (Your own home treatment if you can't afford going to a salon).....2. As for your receding hairline (which will never grow back if you keep being harsh on your hair) avoid braiding your hair too tightly...3. To avoid losing hair, do not over heat it with a hairdryer and give it a two week/monthly break after removing your weave.............................................PS:DON'T FOLLOW TRENDS IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP**

People will resort to faking their ages. #sighs#

Totally unreasonable...Imagine all the 30year olds still in varsity. Atleast some companies' requirements are being below the age of 35. Results of the high unemployment rate across Africa. They should definitely look into it.

[b][/b][color=#000000][/color]Africa is a beautiful continent with its fair share of economical, political, health problems, the list is endless. But across the continent the greatest pandemic seems to be stereotyping each other's cultures and being inconsiderate about it. Thus this holds back the youth out there to venture out and create opportunities for themselves, whilst working with other Africans. Its very disappointing how we quickly accept the European culture regardless of our societal norms. Some of our fellow Africans lack the ability of self-introspection. A phenomenal Nigerian writer, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie once wrote that "the thing about stereotypes is not that they are untrue but that they are incomplete". So with that being said, no matter where you are and who you are , take a step back before insulting others' way of living. Respect, tolerate it.And remember that you're human first, then you're black and then you're African. Let's us try to understand each other for a better way of life.[b][/b]