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Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Was Absent From FEC Meeting Today - Lai Mohammed by Themonster: 6:55am On May 04, 2017
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omenkaLives:
She will "dig up", she will see "how low people can go", she will "grow cold", and we'd still chit chat. Then I'd hope any hopeless and frustrated imps whose only purpose in life is to kiss my rump everywhere I go, with hate growing right through their stomach like a spiky cactus, who finds that unacceptable can simply hemorrhage to death from the damages caused by the cactus.

#IgnoreImpsMode Reactivated. wink

Hey Dumie, hope you slept good. So sorry I couldn't reply your last message. just had to set the phone aside so I could get some much needed rest. Beautiful morning to you.. smiley
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why always women

at your age bro you should be spending time with your kids and not pursuing women online
later you'll be calling nairaland 2go but here you are guilty of those things kids normally do on 2go which is chasing online girls grin
bro you've grown pass this naa
looking for another innocent girl to gbawa obi tongue

cc
CarlosTheJackal
dumie
Amarabae

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Politics / Re: The Soul That Sinneth Shall Die Masha Allah Amin by Themonster: 12:56am On May 04, 2017
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temitope277:
gerrarahie
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Politics / Re: The Soul That Sinneth Shall Die Masha Allah Amin by Themonster: 12:56am On May 04, 2017
Justuceleague2:
Hard disc is faulty please diagnose
ok but understand my message or shatap and get out
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Back by Themonster: 12:39am On May 04, 2017
Jambito grin

acada must succeed grin
Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Was Absent From FEC Meeting Today - Lai Mohammed by Themonster: 9:57pm On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
Indeed. smiley

Always a pleasure.

Gotta go now. Need to sleep.

Have yourself a fantastic night my frenemy. smiley
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akwuna nwoke grin

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Politics / Re: Zaria Massacre Survivor With A Heart Touching Story by Themonster: 9:51pm On May 03, 2017
andv later people will be praying for a renowned terrorist called buhari

sarrki omenkalives come and see terrorist oo

Buhari is a terrorist cheesy

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Politics / Re: Why Muslims Must Support Wike’s Administration – Sultan Of Sokoto by Themonster: 9:47pm On May 03, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
It's rare seeing an Ijawman bearing Mohammed or any Arabian/Islamic name
me too am expecting Ibrahim Tonyetamuna abi Tamunatonye soon grin
Politics / Re: It's A Lie, EFCC Reply Ekweremadu by Themonster: 9:39pm On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
cheesy cheesy

The sleep easy part got me. grin

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shatap

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Politics / Re: "Stop Exploiting Buhari’s Ill Health" - Northern Group Tells Yoruba Leaders by Themonster: 9:30pm On May 03, 2017
generalbush:
hahahahaha

I don't think the Yoruba's will react!!

They will be loyal to their masters!!

They might end up reacting on Nairaland sha...
loyal to the core

ngeneukwenu will blame ipod yoots grin

e don shele

i swear if Buhari dies today e no go funny at all cheesy

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Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Was Absent From FEC Meeting Today - Lai Mohammed by Themonster: 9:25pm On May 03, 2017
omenkaLives:
Lol. Was a kinda laid back poster back then myself until I was absorbed into the political arena in the run up to 2015 - since then, I've had my foot on the gas pedal.

Prefer what it used to be though, compared to what it is now- looking more and more like 2go. Don't think we would ever see those days again.

I can remember visiting even the sexuality section from time to time back then, including romance, but nowadays, EXCEPT threads from these places hit the fp, you would Never find me there! Heck, I'm not even sure if any other boards exist besides politics. grin
no wonder grin
chaii omenkalives is that your latest pattern of demanding for sex grin

ok oo continue have fun
am always watching you cheesy

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Politics / The Soul That Sinneth Shall Die Masha Allah Amin by Themonster: 9:21pm On May 03, 2017
that's what my Bible told me

the wages of sin is death but the gift of God is eternal life cool

Thunder fire Buhari and his family masha Allah amin

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Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi’s Goal Picked As Best Goal Of The Season by Themonster: 9:19pm On May 03, 2017
crackerspub:



Can you please name one, just one Afonja that plays for a top team in the world grin grin grin



Ajonja won't like this



But who cares
dele Ali
bro am igbo but this is not necessary

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Politics / Re: "Buhari's Health Is Not As Bad As It Is Perceived" - Aisha Buhari by Themonster: 8:24pm On May 03, 2017
Willybos:

kno wander! I can c u resemble them that worship Mary(mother of Jesus)
we adore and respect Mary just like you adore and respect your useless spineless criminal Obas grin

kiss the truth
Crime / Re: NSCDC Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen At Bukuru, Benue State (photo) by Themonster: 8:21pm On May 03, 2017
jjjjj2017:
the idiot is not from benue but lunatic Fulani from futa jalon
grin

chaii omenkalives don suffer for una hands cheesy

wait are you a Yoruba?
Christian or Muslim yoruba?


but omenkalives loves yorubas na shocked

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Crime / Re: NSCDC Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen At Bukuru, Benue State (photo) by Themonster: 8:20pm On May 03, 2017
grin

@ topic why always the Somalia of Nigeria Benue state grin

Omenkalives answer us oooo

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Crime / Re: NSCDC Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen At Bukuru, Benue State (photo) by Themonster: 8:19pm On May 03, 2017
omenkaLives:
Cc: Mynd44.
e pain am well well
but what's the guy's offence?

some people think that they own this forum
hmmmm undecided

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Crime / Re: NSCDC Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen At Bukuru, Benue State (photo) by Themonster: 8:16pm On May 03, 2017
[quote author=omenkaLives post=56179423][/quote]i must bet that that post pain you well well

grin

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Politics / Re: BUHARI IS HALE & HEALTHY, MAY 29th SHALL TELL by Themonster: 6:55pm On May 03, 2017
grin
Politics / Re: APC behind reports Nnamdi Kanu is dropping Biafra, working with PDP – Fani-Kayod by Themonster: 6:09pm On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
Day by day, these guys are exposing the true intent of this whole episode to the utter disbelief of those who thought it was something else. cheesy
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Nonsense trash
face your Nigeria Somalia Benue state

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Politics / Re: Francis Mgboh, Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer Writes Orji Uzor Kalu For His Negotiation by Themonster: 12:04pm On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
Lies from the pit of hell. Afonja propaganda. cheesy cheesy

It was Trump that threatened the vegetable to release him. cheesy
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stale trash from ola kai kai grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Absent At The FEC Meeting Again As Osinbajo Presides In His Absence.PICS by Themonster: 11:54am On May 03, 2017
mynd1:
Ipod zombie, no kill ur self for Buhari matter!
e pain am well well

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Politics / Re: Buhari Absent At The FEC Meeting Again As Osinbajo Presides In His Absence.PICS by Themonster: 11:50am On May 03, 2017
useless ineffectual vegetable.
may he rot in hell

Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Absent At FEC Meeting by Themonster: 11:49am On May 03, 2017
Thunder fire that foolish vegetable grin
Politics / Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Buhari’s Expected Presence At FEC by Themonster: 11:45am On May 03, 2017
PrettyHausaGirl:
Even I'm I'm an Hausa girl, I'm tired of this our brother. He is like a canker work to us now
kai inyarinya a love you and your backside kiss
Politics / Re: Nigeria Not Your Conquered Territory, Ohanaeze Tells Northern Leaders by Themonster: 11:17am On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
cheesy

Well, what can i say.. They made a valid point of saying Nigeria belongs to us all and no single region has the right to act as though they have more stake than the other.

There are alot of things wrong with even the very pseudo-federel system we operate especially as it relates to representation of the various regions at federally constituted bodies. That should be an easier fix than full fledged federalism as obtains in, say, the US.

I am an advocate of true federalism, but I insist that isn't the panacea to the myriad of problems that bugs this nation. Fundamentally, in my opinion, corruption and application of law is. Without having these criminals cum lunatics we have pilfering from us daily placed where they belong, even the best Federal structure and system of government cannot bail us out as we'd find ourselves still revolving around the same cycle of maladministration. That factor is what gives the civilised countries their edge over us. They do not pamper thieves, deal with them ruthlessly.
[/s]Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Not Your Conquered Territory, Ohanaeze Tells Northern Leaders by Themonster: 6:41am On May 03, 2017
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omenkaLives:
...and the fifth word of that filthy lout had to be Afonja as he pummels his day hairy chest to kick start his daily dose of chestbeating even though Afonja was nowhere to be found in the article.

If he is descended upon and fixed where he belongs, some malnourished piglets would start running around telling all those who care to listen how everyone hates them.

Just like FFK said, they are always the first to throw punches.
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still on the brandy bro?

which first punch are you talking about?

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Politics / Re: I Had A Meeting With Nnamdi Kanu I Advice Yoruba To Join Biafra - Fani Kayode by Themonster: 12:34am On May 03, 2017
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sarrki:



E run

Which meeting?

Forming

There won't be go slow in alaba tomorrow

So business will be slow

Also watch out for lastma



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at least he asked you to pm him for some life changing stipends grin
Politics / Re: I Had A Meeting With Nnamdi Kanu I Advice Yoruba To Join Biafra - Fani Kayode by Themonster: 12:33am On May 03, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


lol... Buddy... I gotta bounce!!

Doing this with some hungry peeps make me Hungry too...

I guess poverty is contagious!! wink cheesy cheesy

Goodnight bro... Gat early morning meetings!!
lol bro

i got this one
I have things to do but I have 100% time for these bastard fools.. bring it on
Politics / Re: I Had A Meeting With Nnamdi Kanu I Advice Yoruba To Join Biafra - Fani Kayode by Themonster: 12:32am On May 03, 2017
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sarrki:


Kanu will run away like PA ojukwu
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Tinubu will be suyanized soon by Elrufai and atiku grin

kiss the truth
Politics / Re: I Had A Meeting With Nnamdi Kanu I Advice Yoruba To Join Biafra - Fani Kayode by Themonster: 12:31am On May 03, 2017
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sarrki:



Ojukwu ran away to Congo to go shuk shuk olosho

History will remember him

A general that ran away when he was needed mist
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history will rather remember a coward that begged for s one day president which he won and later he was killed like rat while his useless wife was shot like a grass cutter grin

am talking about abiola incase you don't know tongue
Politics / Re: I Had A Meeting With Nnamdi Kanu I Advice Yoruba To Join Biafra - Fani Kayode by Themonster: 12:29am On May 03, 2017
sarrki:


Kanu will soon be hanged
lol poor soul
hahahahahahaha everybody is not kudirat abiola that was shot like a monkey while you guys keep serving their killers grin

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