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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie: 'Buhari Has Killed God-Fatherism In APC' by Themonster: 2:31pm On Nov 28, 2016
steppin:
Kai! Tinubu don finish for APC. Ordinary Aide dey take am do target practice.
modath

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Politics / Re: Njideka Akunyili Crosby Sets A New Auction Record In New York by Themonster: 2:26pm On Nov 28, 2016
Alariwo2:
themonster see small girl winning awards
na trouble you dey cause, dey fork ladies upandan.. hope you never fork your mama join
it's very dangerous my broda

mynd44 obinoscopy lalasticlala Seun

lalasticlala obinoscopy mynd44 Seun

i leave this to you guys

mynd44 obinoscopy lalasticlala oam4j
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Boys Deliver Ondo, Target Ekiti And Osun Next by Themonster: 11:27am On Nov 28, 2016
QuotaSystem:


Let's not shy away from the truth no matter how unpopular it appears to be.

Where are the APC members that disgracefully supported Oke against their own party because of blind followership? Everyone has now stylishly dissolved into Team Aketi. Shame, shame, SHAME.

Well, it shows that they know where they have erred. As Tinubu has now instructed upon his own rude awakening, all those disgruntled by the Ondo primaries should bury the hatchet and join hands to ensure further victories for the party.

modath grin

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Politics / Re: Ondo Election: Tinubu Hails Akeredolu’s Victory, Oyegun, Buhari by Themonster: 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2016
grin
modath jagaban don loyal cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ondo Election: Tinubu Hails Akeredolu’s Victory, Oyegun, Buhari by Themonster: 9:11pm On Nov 27, 2016
grin

Tinubu be like

una well done oo

like he get choice before?

He's under the devil and the blue sea.

fall out with apc and become irrelevant and probably dss things grin

stay with apc and respect the chairman and buhari that the king and still stay irrelevant but no dss, efcc things.

so as you can see jagaban no get choice he has been taught a bitter lesson and the limits ofd his powers in apc like Caseless said cheesy


oyegun the vulture is the boss so tinubu should respect the boss grin or risk sack from apc hehe hehe grin
i know tinubu to be a good boy so he must obey OR...
this is just the beginning of apc downfall cheesy

useless party
hopeless supporters

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Politics / Re: Congratulations To Oyegun. Baba Na Baba by Themonster: 2:27pm On Nov 27, 2016
vayne:
No they should continue #StandingWithTinubu na...
Is it my stand?
Is it my leg?
Na them leg go pain.

hahaha hahahahaha

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Politics / Re: Where Next For Tonyebarcanista by Themonster: 1:45pm On Nov 27, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Lols You people can be difficult at time.

Politics is about win or lose, you can't win all the time but you will always desire to win.

Like in every contest or sport, we have our preferred candidate but the decision is left in the hands of those that are eligible. I wish Oke or Jegede had won but Ondo people went for Aketi, I have to respect that. The reality however is that we are now in opposition in Ondo state.


As for decamping to APC, I won't... But, hey guys, I am more concerned with my 2019 ambition for a seat in the Federal House of Representative, which I believe you all will be the driving force.

Congrats to Aketi, I wish Ondo People Development!!!


grin

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Politics / Re: FLASH: Tinubu Meeting With Buhari - Pic by Themonster: 1:41pm On Nov 27, 2016
Caselessness:
Baba na Baba!






Tinubu is still a force to reckon with anytime , any day . Don't dispute that!



a typical winner congratulating the loosers in football cheesy

cc
ngeneukwenu omenka modath

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Politics / Re: Presidency Is The Main Objective For South East Not Biafra.. by Themonster: 1:35pm On Nov 27, 2016
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modath:
Life is give & take... No one can build something out of Nothing.... Breaking down walls & bridge building anyday anytime will make anyone's path easy!!

No matter how talented anyone is, they still need inputs & coperation of/from others to attain their full potential, bad attitude will wreck chances of greatness & bitterness does nothing but to poison & destroy its vessel.

Humans are more emotional than pragmatic... They follow their hearts dictates 10x more than what is right / logical, even kindergarteners know wheedling will get more than what tantrums could ever hope to achieve... Na cane sef tantrums dey invite.... smiley

People achieve more by endearing themselves to other people.. When some think their heads are too strong, don't think deep, retrospect and logically conclude that civility & humility don't correlate to servitude, their journey go longggggggg & they may not even get to the "promised" land (pun intended )

Do the right thing & things will fall in place... cool


*Modified* Fyi... Those wailing down below.

Permit me to correct the erroneous assumption that I care about your utopian never to be land... I do not care one way or the other.. cross my heart...

The objective of the thread is to highlight the truth which is that... "The renewed agitation is a direct fallout of loss of face & squandering of "political stock" not cos of any genuine or pure desire!! QED...

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modath my sweetheart i didn't see your jubilation in ondo election why?

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Pets / Re: North & West Shouldn't Undermine The Niger Delta . Man Who Names His Dog Buhari. by Themonster: 1:07am On Aug 23, 2016
hinohsend:
I'm Yoruba, and I whole heartedly condemn his arrest. I belive majority of Yorubas feel the same way, All the Yorubas i've spoken to about this issue condemned it. Its just that the bigotic and controversial ones are usually the loudest.
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Never Said Buhari Didn’t Deserve To Be President …what She Said .PIX by Themonster: 12:21am On Aug 23, 2016
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sarrki:


FORMER Minister of Education, Dr Oby Ezekwesili, never said President Muhammadu Buhari did not deserve to be president.

Our sister publication, Sunday Tribune, had attributed the statement to be part of what she said over the plight of 2,000 immigration service recruits who slept at the entrance of Aso Villa from Friday till Saturday morning.

The statement was actually made by Aisha Yesufu in her reaction to the immigration issue.

Yesufu, a BringBackOurGirls (BBOG) campaigner, was miffed over the misrepresentation in the report, saying “I said if PMB says he doesn’t know youths are camped at his doorstep, then he is not capable of being president.”

On her Twitter handle, @aishayesufu, she said “so, why attribute my words to another person. These weren’t said while she was there, for you to say you mixed the speakers up.

“@Obyezeks I know is one who would never say such to media or anyone, but to the President himself if the need be.

“Never for once did Dr Oby Ezekwesili @obyezeks make such a statement. She talked about government’s need to talk to them.

“When did Dr Ezekwesili talk about the President not fit to be in office? When did I commend the last administration?

“Even when some of us forget and say Buhari, she would always ensure we respect the office and add President.

“I said no one can say PMB doesn’t know youths are camped at his doorstep. If he says he doesn’t know, then what does he know?

“I, Aisha Yesufu, did say several times and in different words that President Buhari was insensitive to the plight of the masses

“I, Aisha Yesufu, never commended Jonathan administration. I only said to redeem themselves, they had a transparent exercise.”

Ezekwesili, while addressing the recruits, had said “I am, therefore, appealing to the president to immediately ask the military as well as the Nigerian Immigration Service to do what is right, give justice to all these young men and women who, on the basis of merit, were appointed into positions in the NIS.

“I want to say that if justice is not given to them immediately, I certainly will join them in sitting here everyday until they get their justice. Justice is to be able to come to table with them.

“Whatever the challenges are, let it be known, but don’t let anything be done in secrecy, and let nothing be done with such opaqueness. These young people are the present of Nigeria, not just the future of Nigeria. If we don’t treat our young right, we are laying ourselves up for what we already have troubling us in the country.

“So, I join my voice with them and I appeal to the President whom they have come to see to immediately do something about their cause. And I also use this opportunity to speak to the Federal Government, there have been too many instances of allegations of illegal recruitment into the public service.

“If our public service is dysfunctional and you are worsening it by recruiting people through the back doors, people who don’t have the talent, skills, competence, capacity, character to be able to give us good service in public service, then, we certainly have no plans to be better than we are.

“So, we should just from henceforth desist from doing this. And usually, when these illegal recruitments are done, we sacrifice the best for the worst among us. Usually, when these illegal recruitments are done, what ends up happening is that the children of the poorer segment of our society who struggle to get through their education are left behind, then, that is the basis of worsening inequality.

“We cannot afford this and an unequal society is a society laying itself up for implosion and God forbid that would be the case with our nation. I want to just applaud all of you for coming out and standing, standing for your cause. I want to say that I would actually be speaking to a lawyer who will become your lawyer in this matter, so that, not just would you be on the streets, but you would have to get legal redress of your sitaution, because that’s very important.

“I also applaud the fact that you have been civil. Today is Saturday, I don’t know what your plan is, Saturday is not a work day. Sunday is also not a work day. So people might say they are not at work, that’s why they are not able to speak to you. Maybe what we would do is have a discussion among yourselves and perhaps resume your sit-out by wherever you chose to do that, by the first day of the week. Then whatever you want to say to the President, I think you should give the opportunity for all your members to speak to the President. He’s the one you came to see.”

The Tribune Newspapers hereby tender unreserved apology to Dr Ezekwesili, Aisha Yesufu and the Presidency for the misrepresentation.


http://tribuneonlineng.com/ezekwesili-never-said-buhari-didnt-deserve-president-said/
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even a centipede knows that buhari is a block head vagabond bastard burukutu drinking baboon who's natural place is in the ranch grazing cows and drinking fura d' nunu all the days of his miserable life.
the shameless obj's concubine oby ezekwesili is backtracking because she knows that magu is already dusting her files as a minister under her useless suger daddy obj the monkey

buhari is a terrorist
buhari is a cursed animal bastard vagabond kunu drinker with fura d' nunu and suya infested brain.
shameless brainless dullard. [/b]

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 12:14am On Aug 23, 2016
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mynd1:
see dis bastard nama,pig,dog,chimpanzee,monkey? Thunder fire Ur useless mama there. gidin uwarka. karuwa.
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not until thunder, brimstone, bomb destroys your prostitute mother for forking a chimpanzee

die die die die

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 12:10am On Aug 23, 2016
mynd1

Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 12:03am On Aug 23, 2016
Bizibi:
hehehehe....abeg comot the role model,you are not a mad person......
hehehehe
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 12:01am On Aug 23, 2016
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delors:

Lol. Mumu product of bestiality...this is what is produced when a loose dog spreads her dirty canal for jailbirds to stick it in. Has your mom told you whom your hopeless fathers are? No, she hasn't. She was everyone's cum dispenser...poor soul. Cursed worm. What else are you? Hopeless? Check. Fatherless? Check.
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go and check your DNA on a nearby hospital because am 100% sure you're a product of that rabid dog in your street no thanks to your useless prostitute mother who forks random dog just for a mere #300

son behold your rabid father

Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:58pm On Aug 22, 2016
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mynd1:
Thunder fire Ur ashawo mama,bururkutu sipping bastard father and ur useless sisters who there pussy has been used more thank Google. Thunder fire Ur select life there. goat,chimpamzee,dog like u. bastard dog. name like u. cow like u. monkey like u......
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die by bomb if you don't stop that your useless hopeless mother from committing an abomination of forking a random chimpanzee.
useless product of chimpanzee sperm and fathered by a worthless useless ceremonial idiotic bastard arm robber you call father.
ezi ofia
kitikpa sewaa nne i onu ebea
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:55pm On Aug 22, 2016
Bizibi:
this one is the other version of demdem,where that craze dey self....
Calm down buhari said you should be patient....food will rain from the sky again ehhh according to him,no vex
demdem is my role model and I'll always strive harder to be better than him
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Beautiful Lawyers Rush To Take Selfies With Gov. Wike by Themonster: 11:54pm On Aug 22, 2016
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Brymo:
Cowards only find courage in the number of their likeness, citing their lofty strongholds as havens for their impunity.
Justin K. McFarlane Beau
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cowards only find courage to cry over loosing sorely in Rivers state instead of moving on over something that can never be theirs citing their bedbug infested room and keyboard as heaven of their cowardice
--- General Christiano Ronaldo (2001)
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:44pm On Aug 22, 2016
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mynd1:
Thunder fire Ur ashawo mama,bururkutu sipping bastard father and ur useless sisters who there pussy has been used more thank Google. Thunder fire Ur select life there. goat,chimpamzee,dog like u. bastard dog. name like u. cow like u. monkey like u.
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die by bomb Insha'Allah amin hopeless prostitute bastard she-male thunder scatter your mother
may dynamite finish your family
die you hopeless product of chimpanzee
die die you and your useless family die die die die die die die die by bomb InshaAllah amin
ikpu nne i there
kitikpa sewaa nne i onu ebea
Culture / Re: Leave Us Alone, We Ain't Part Of You: Oba Of Benin Lashes Out by Themonster: 11:34pm On Aug 22, 2016
LORDOFAFONJAS:
that small oni of life should go claim kwara state from the alimis first, we are not Yorubas and can never be
wicked grin

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:31pm On Aug 22, 2016
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muffyt05:


Just for once,think I'm gonna tow this dirty line with you guys. The funniest thing is,the GEJ,your supposed hero or saviour favoured the north more than he did to you guys or even his own south/south. Why kill yourself over someone who never bothered about you for the six years he stayed in power? The same hero you guys worship masterminded the greatest fraud in our history and some silly jobbles idiots will still stick out their necks for him even when few of his brothers (Asari,Tompolo,Ayiri...) who benefited directly from him has refused to utter a word in his defence. The more hatered you guys spills,the farther secession or Nigerian presidency will elude you lots. You'll always be the 5% till eternity
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shatap and go and quench in H2SO4
Ezi ofia
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:30pm On Aug 22, 2016
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mynd1:
Themonster Thunder fire Ur useless n ashawo mama there. u burukutu,beer,sipping bastard should bring it on dis night. Thunder scatter ur smelling d.ick dere. u will die soon idiot bastard.
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may bomb shatter your useless family and may chimpanzee fork your hopeless bastard prostitute vagabond mother to death.
useless product of prostitute
hopeless harlot (that is if you're not a useless vulture she-male)

ezi ofia
thunder scatter your papa and mama there
otu nne i
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:28pm On Aug 22, 2016
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delors:

Only a cursed individual can sound so bitter, broken, battered, disillusioned, defeated, and cursed. Thou art been cursed bro....long before your mama spread those chicken legs for your daddies (suspecting you have more than 3 daddies)...You were born cursed, raised cursed, bred cursed, that's why u r so cursed, and will most definitely die cursed (rap.e.d to death by another of your cursed male cousins)...
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thunder strike your prostitute mother to death for allowing that rabid dog to fork her in the asss that resulted in forming you
useless vagabond product of dog's sperm
thunder fire your mother
die by bomb amin
ediotic vagabond charlatan

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 11:25pm On Aug 22, 2016
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san316:


This one is lost.

My condolences.
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otu nne i is lost
my condolences
Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 10:57pm On Aug 22, 2016
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delors:

Lol...cursed animal? Not sure you can ever get close to one quarter of what he's achieved as a man...not sure you next generations can even try sef...

Na my opinion o...no wound yourself o
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just like you can never attain 0.001% of Gej's feat not even your cursed generations

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Pets / Re: Joachim Iroko In Court For Naming His Dog Buhari (Photos) by Themonster: 10:26pm On Aug 22, 2016
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Symphony1:


If you know you have the guts, go say it in public.
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shatap your dirty mouth i preach this almost everyday in my town.

if they no born you well shout sai buhari in my domot

na your dead body you go see tongue

anu mpama

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