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RomanceRe: Truth Or Dare Party by TheMortician: 2:13pm On Nov 06, 2017
Mariinee:
Says the idiot who was cracking lame ass jokes in a bid to get me to laugh. Who cares what you told dacova? You even said you would go look for another joke when I said the first one was stale...Hahahahahaha. Bvtch-ass nigga.

You really don't wanna do this with me.
The anuran, batrachian-frog is so desperate for women.

The only purpose he's on Nairaland is to read harddon's posts and try the ideas there if they would work.

I'm not surprised you blocked him off with a face that looks like frozen Sabida icefish


He stalks lala, you and several other girls here and gets jealous when he doesn't progress beyond the friend zone.

But who wants some one his own parents have branded a never-do-well?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Chronicles Of Fotospirit Studios. by TheMortician: 1:45pm On Nov 06, 2017
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 1:31pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
The TLuzzie persona is supposedly "Ade Debo" as stated in the screenshotted e-mail .
Darkrebel's real names are "Michael GbADEBO" . "Gbadebo" : "ADE DEBO" . Connect the dots...
see even the dates of the email and how they call me lezz and Tluzzie is supposed to not me and follows my handle, yours, and theumbra's, Ftbaba by coincidence.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 1:28pm On Jul 13, 2017
TSOM:
The TLuzzie persona is supposedly "Ade Debo" as stated in the screenshotted e-mail .
Darkrebel's real names are "Michael GbADEBO" . "Gbadebo" : "ADE DEBO" . Connect the dots...
Oh, Kay but why? Where art thou all these while.

Mystical detective! Your insight is so natural and apt like a pure breed!

Twale!!!

He's been asslicking Íshilove with his main and flogging her with his alternates grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 1:05pm On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
When I say you're super smart, I mean it. You're one smart ass nigga!
So he was already discussing me with Tluzzie since 8 June and referring to me as lezz.

The other screenshot showed they both been talking offline since Jun 22 or something and all of a sudden Tluzzie and tearless just started following my handles in Nairaland. What a nice coincidence!!!

Only the son of thief who got caught will be this dumb to try to pull this bullcrap off.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:42pm On Jul 13, 2017
TLuzzie:
Lol. Sh!t ain't getting to me. You keep wasting your time typing bullsh!t.
* Is your mother dead? Yes or no?

* Did you complain in Nairaland about her death and family rejection? Yes or no?

* Were you not a kid when she died?

* And as admitted by you, did the trauma not plaque and envelope you all through your formative years till today?

Nairaland is you doom as long as I'm here!

You go die for my hand.

Check my history, I don't come for who stays in his lane. But when you come for me, I will make sure your mother's ghost never rests!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:38pm On Jul 13, 2017
Does anyone see the date of that doctored email? Does it remind us how Darkenedrebel aka darkrebel69 was caught stealing rap lines in rap section competition?

Then he still brought a funny email and Facebook correspondence with himself and claim he was not plagiarising.

We all knew he was still given a 6 months ban for plagirism and cheating plus using his plethora of monikers to like and vote for his plagiarised generic rap lines!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:32pm On Jul 13, 2017
TLuzzie:
Imbecile_. Even when the person you accuse me of being is already on this thread to prove you wrong. You're such an idiot!
not as big an idiot as your dead mother whose vagina is still fresh in the grave embalmed by assorted mixture of acidic sperm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:30pm On Jul 13, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Whenever you're doing with whoever you're doing it with, endeavour to misspell my monicker so that my mention is not crowded unnecessarily. This is becoming too much, too intruding.

Mynd44, your wise presence is needed here. Some folks keep harassing my monicker unnecessarily, perhaps you Mods have a way of discerning one monicker from another via IP address, whatever you need to do, please do and put an end to this childishness and madness that has become a thorny nuisance. Thanks.
Diminutive son of a dead thief, how far nah? U go always start music by throwing shades but you're always reluctant to dance

How's your Ukrainian mother? Bastard Cold-blooded pretender!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:26pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
[s][/s]i told you i don't know who you are nor even care to know. i just know you're a thief and my ikorodu bad blood is urging me to beat you. grin
grin grin grin grin you go ki' me with laugh here o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:24pm On Jul 13, 2017
See how Tluzzie disappears for his main handle to surface grin grin grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:19pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
[s][/s] you were born and bred in the den of lowlives and petty thieves.
have you seen the post where zhanda/zandha aka darkrebel69 and tearless was weeping how his mother died?

Dude is using Nairalanders as the backlash for his mother's disgraceful death
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:17pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
nah! you stole the only conspicuous trait in your father - stealing. and, hopefully, you're gonna end up like him. grin

son of a dead thief!
Looooooooooolz.

Nairaland just keep recruiting little idiots with parental obscurity and expects us to obey the rules .

I will hunt this bastard from now in his religious threads
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:05pm On Jul 13, 2017
TLuzzie:
You know I should be seeing no more of you in my mentions without proof of how I am DarkRebel.
TLuzzie:
What? grin Perhaps, I stole your brain in order to feed it to the dogs, because you really don't need it. TheMortician's hand gestures are enough to direct your actions and destiny.
Darkrebel, darkrebel69, zhanda, tearless, Tluzzie get off Nairaland and go mourn your dead mother properly. Her ghost is restless seeing you disgrace the only worthless family name deeper on the the endless pit of ignominy.

Rap thief
Diss-thief
God-hater
Inexorable Plagiarist and Google robber.
With a dad who was renowned for stealing Osun state's funds and yet died like a necklace thief.

Nature reserved the worst for you.

Blackmailing miscreant!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:00pm On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
you know i had to key in your entire sentence word-for-word to confirm you've not been pilfering as usual.

dude, i don't even know you from jehosaphat; i randomly ran into this thread and witnessed my guy pummeling the living hell out of your stealing ass! after all the trollings, the absurd pretense to create a formidable personality on nairaland, who would have thought you're just an ordinary google thief and you would eventually be busted for intellectual theft?

cursed be the dick that inseminated your mom to give birth to a disgraceful thief like you. oleee! onye oshi! grin grin cheesy
Kaiiii!!! See shellacking!!!

Tearless, zhanda, zandha, darkrebel69, Darkenedrebel with other zillion accounts has been murdered and beheaded mercilessly.

Any other post is just the tormenting death-dance of his lifeless body.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:58am On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
[s][/s]

THIEF!
looooooooooolz!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:31am On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
Please Ftbaba, you mustn't allow this man, wanting in intellect, numb to shame, slow in adaption to civility, heart-wrenched by unresolved childhood traumas, lezz-brutalized and buried in ignobility, soil your person with his contamination. He's forum-wide nuisance who floats aimlessly out of utter frustration for being nature's reject.

Please stay away. Replying him makes it easier for him to digress from his shame. Please allow the undignified exposé from lezz be the closing chapter of this wonderful book, I'll like to title " The Zandha's Walk Of Shame"
grin grin grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:26am On Jul 13, 2017
TLuzzie:
LOLEST. cheesy

The lightening of stupidity has struck you so hard that there's no longer any doubt that your kids will be born dizzy. If stupidity could float, I'm certain you'd be the Admiral of the fleet.

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You took your time to write your mother's life story, and it was such an interesting read. It explains why you're from the shallow end of the gene pool, and why there is no vaccine against your imbecility.

I can see that you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public, for a full-blown retard_ like you who thinks words serve him, even though he's a slave to letters. It's no use returning your mountainous heap of dung back to you, as that would be making you smell a bit better. You're a dim bulb in the marquee of life who is so keen on cursing he had to use his entire vocabulary in a long imprecation on his mother for bringing shame to the family.

I'll leave you to finish up your narration of your mother's history, as there must be people interested in seeing the awful conclusion, while I await you bastard son of the devil's whore_ to provide proofs of how I'm DarkRebel, and stop spitting more sh!t that has nothing to do with me. Idiot.
The emboldened is even a logical fallacy grin grin grin

The son of dick-gagging vampire is trying to redefine plagiarism on the pages of Nairaland! grin

Your inability of diss-improvisation is just a microcosm of your mental handicap and weak cognitive abilities inherited from your inferior DNA donors

the streetwalker you call your mother couldn't diagnosed her malaria infection as the lab apparatus couldn't separate excessive semen from her blood samples. You were born brain-dead because the virus corrupted your chromosome formation.

Analphabetic waste of a drunken fúck
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:21am On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
he's a google rapist, so unoriginal, so barren of creativity! i'd rather sound blunt and unpolished in my local vernacular and be rejected than resort to literary theft just to gain recognition.

thunder fire that guy yansh! grin grin
grin grin grin grin

What he manifests here is a fallout of his marred childhood where daddy used his mom as a punch bag and he as a trampled mat.

Nairaland is the outlet to release the demons that has plaqued him since birth
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 10:13am On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
It is settled!
grin grin grin grin that intellectually frigid bîtxh has sagged Google's boobs with greedy sucking, Google needs milk to revitalise grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:45am On Jul 13, 2017
Oh, he's the one peeping as a guest grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician:
FTrebirth:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/laughter.gif
Hahahaha see hilarious memes.

Son of a dead thief and a lowtime career prostitute is truly living out his inheritances in full in Nairaland.

Our JAMB-writing Chicago student cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:32am On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
another one? shocked shocked shocked
https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/02/06/6359039715307819461230094718_1.gif

tluzzie, thunder faya you! angry angry angry
grin grin grin grin when Tluzzie dies , the most befitting burial rites he can ever get is to be buried beside his mother. Two criminals born into a world neither could fully adapt to. They ended up the way they began: unfulfilled!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:29am On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
overkill! grin grin

i don't know him, though, but i hate the way he brandishes himself as diss lord, untouchable, hurling unprovoked expletives at people who do not share the same opinion with him.

good thing he's getting paid back in his own coin. who would have known he's guilty of the same literary theft for which his predecessors were ousted? grin
The bastard is our renowned rap section fugitive who was also caught and disgraced for stealing rap lines in Facebook to cheap his competitors. Aka darkrebel69.

The son of a dead thief
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 9:19am On Jul 13, 2017
FTrebirth:
grin grin grin

o boy, you wicked! that was some far-reaching act of sleuthing, almost painstaking. 3 plagiarized lines in one post...who could have seen that? cheesy cheesy

and instead of kindly retreating or surrendering, nigga is still blabbering, trying to save face. if na me, i go just find one soft pillow rest my head.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642580_images77_jpeg0bbfc4bf4025f12e8aa3858b8a2ad88e

it is finished.
Google has never been so raped repeatedly by a brain-dead gnat who I turned into a kebab for daring to stand before me. See more biting from shark Tluzzie:

TLuzzie:
LOLEST. cheesy

The lightening of stupidity has struck you so hard that there's no longer any doubt that your kids will be born dizzy. If stupidity could float, I'm certain you'd be the Admiral of the fleet.

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You took your time to write your mother's life story, and it was such an interesting read. It explains why you're from the shallow end of the gene pool, and why there is no vaccine against your imbecility.

I can see that you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public, for a full-blown retard_ like you who thinks words serve him, even though he's a slave to letters. It's no use returning your mountainous heap of dung back to you, as that would be making you smell a bit better. You're a dim bulb in the marquee of life who is so keen on cursing he had to use his entire vocabulary in a long imprecation on his mother for bringing shame to the family.

I'll leave you to finish up your narration of your mother's history, as there must be people interested in seeing the awful conclusion, while I await you bastard son of the devil's whore_ to provide proofs of how I'm DarkRebel, and stop spitting more sh!t that has nothing to do with me. Idiot.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642934_2017071309_15_31_jpeg10e574dab4794523af409c5bb00be308
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician:
FTrebirth:
grin grin grin

o boy, you wicked! that was some far-reaching act of sleuthing, almost painstaking. 3 plagiarized lines in one post...who could have seen that? cheesy cheesy

and instead of kindly retreating or surrendering, nigga is still blabbering, trying to save face. if na me, i go just find one soft pillow rest my head.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642580_images77_jpeg0bbfc4bf4025f12e8aa3858b8a2ad88e

it is finished.
Ftbaba! They are more than 3 plagirised lines.

The boy prepared for me more than he prepared for JAMB!

Take a look :
TLuzzie:
LOLEST. cheesy

The lightening of stupidity has struck you so hard that there's no longer any doubt that your kids will be born dizzy. If stupidity could float, I'm certain you'd be the Admiral of the fleet.

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. You took your time to write your mother's life story, and it was such an interesting read. It explains why you're from the shallow end of the gene pool, and why there is no vaccine against your imbecility.

I can see that you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public, for a full-blown retard_ like you who thinks words serve him, even though he's a slave to letters. It's no use returning your mountainous heap of dung back to you, as that would be making you smell a bit better. You're a dim bulb in the marquee of life who is so keen on cursing he had to use his entire vocabulary in a long imprecation on his mother for bringing shame to the family.

I'll leave you to finish up your narration of your mother's history, as there must be people interested in seeing the awful conclusion, while I await you bastard son of the devil's whore_ to provide proofs of how I'm DarkRebel, and stop spitting more sh!t that has nothing to do with me. Idiot.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5642873_2017071309_07_57_png8f088e13dd4177e9d49e515ea6ad5c4a
Cc theumbra
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 6:54am On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
You deserve a wonderful night rest! Good night bro!
man, i feel like the lead detective who bursted Evans grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 12:08am On Jul 13, 2017
TheUmbra:
O man! I've seen it! But why are you surprised? The TLuzzie/Zandha guy has never been smart. Why do you think his Tearless account followed all your handles and even followed mine including postmann?

He's a bloody, ungrateful, bottom-feeding lickspittle who has no shame or sense of hierarchy. Or didn't you see his lousy, witless imitation display he exhibited back of the makydebbie thread? There's no originality in his blood. He apes you, just as much as he apes me, albeit in a poor fashion. Thats the primary reason I gave him one fatal blow from my literary ingenuity and he left off for over 3 hrs scavaging the planet for a reply. He ended up with yet another Zandha-esque piece of crap. He was never going to worth a second reply.

Bro, let the pitiful soul be. Humiliation one too many can draw undeserved sympathy towards his course. And never forget, the Internet is the only platform where dafts can gatecrash into an intellectual gathering with as little as a phone and some data.
Lolz. Die-hard robber caught flat out and still trying to deny grin grin grin
One single post with over 5 plagiarised lines from 5 different websites. And I only stopped searching at the middle!!!
His mother's ghost must be shedding tears of anguish.

See the fool quoting me thinking I will ever come low to reply a common criminal who has a dead whoring mother. Off to bed, bro.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2017
TheMortician:
I cannot witness this alone:
TSOM
T5OM
Ftbomb
Ftboy
AHCB
Theumbra
Postmann
Makydebbie
Analice107
Blackhawk05
Secondeva
Nairaland's foremost plagiarism busted
please you guys shouldn't quote him at all. He doesn't deserve a mention and should be treated with the scorn of a public thief!!

Also, he wants argument to cover and hide the posts where I bursted his kleptomania and intellectual sterility.

Take your screenshots if need be and leave the moniker to slide into infamy as his mother's corpse!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by TheMortician: 11:43pm On Jul 12, 2017
TheUmbra:
Bro, pls update me. What's going on here!
after our domiciled dock was mercilessly schlonged and beheaded yesterday, his lifeless body slithered to Google to stage a comeback, so he started local-searching on me, following me all over Nairaland
So I said let me give him a try to see what he has come up with, only to discover the dude buggled into an online store of jokes and disses via Google to steal disses and started recycling them for me.

Just Scroll up.

Don't quote him at all. His name should be cleansed off.

A disgrace to thieves he is.

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