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CynthiaSA412:
Hey everyone. I am from South Africa,in the city called Durban and I am looking for Naija friends. There are some Naija people here and I have quite a few friends,just sometimes not so easy to make.as many friends as possible. Please Be My Friend

Heheheheehe, hope you got the legendary zulu booty and curves.

Heard zulus, Xhosa and Bantus males suffer from anoxia in the head and down below too

mostsimpliest:
On a very serious note this has got me down since yesterday night and i have no one to ask or share this with among my friends cause none of them will listen to me as far as is about this girl (my ex)

It all started when i was in my level 300 first semester after we started dating, even the air i breath can bear me witness that i loved this girl with my life that i couldn't spent 2 hours without hearing from her. I got to know her through a secondary school classmate which was her friend and roommate then, I was the type that don't do relationship stuff since i thought it was all about waste of time and even doubt if there was anything like true love, I told this friend of mine about my love for her friend and she laughed and said that i can't date her since am the no-nonsense type and that she has hot tempered like me and that she was madly in love with her guy and she doesn't double date.

With time they had problem with this guy which i used to my advantage and she accepted my proposal of dating.

On this day, Etisalat were doing one bonanza like that and i wanted to participate and didn't have their sim whereas this my ex was having an etisalat and mtn sim,
I collected her sim so that i participate in the promo only for me to start seeing what i wasn't suppose to see but sincerely i never suspected her of any misdeed, I was so heartbroken by the messages on her phone especially from a particular number.

I saved d no. and chatted up with the guy not knowing dah he was her so-called ex that know me even though i didn't know him then coz we lived in the same area....she called me that night and was raining causes on me and threatening to cut off the relationship that i didn't trust her that's why i chatted up with him,i pleaded with all my life for days before she accepted my apology after i carried out my research on her i got to understand that they were still dating...

To cut the story short towards my exams she started showing me attitudes before telling me it was over.....I attempted suicide only friends were able to stop me from that callous act

Her mum invited me over that i should try begging her if i still got achance,i stupidly begged this girl because i was totally in love with her,she agreed buh that i will be the side boyfriend and that her guy mustnt know that we dating,i happily acepted buh guess what some months to exams again its over with plenty insults and threats from her that am too jealous that she doesnt wanna loose her bf.i accepted in good faith.

After sometime,she called me on the phone mind you she asked me not to ever call her or chat her up,i picked and was giving her one word answer which make her never to call me again...but seriously am now feeling bad like am childish dont know whether to call her or what do you guys think?

Bro, you're not in love. You are only having the advance symptoms of Chronic low self-esteem and irrefutable inferiority complex.

You saw she was still dating her ex yet you pleaded to be a side guy. She started giving you the cold shoulders after that and you still didn't get the message, you were still begging and pleading because you're in love? Nope, you're in dire need of personal evaluation.

You attempted suicide, survived it and still resumed the begging when the mom urged you.....

Man, if Nollywood acted this, I will accuse the producers of lazy fabrication. But you lived it.

Phew !!!

AHCB:
I was schooled by the best and raised by the brightest, thus, I AM MIGHTY like Thor.

Now comic

AHCB:
I've stopped wondering I tell you. An idiot can never become a genius over night. It just ain't possible.

But hope you know some corps members might just develop a grand idea and decide to take the loan and run away, without even using the loan for what it's for. Kinda remind you of a Romance section failed individual who was told to not collect a certain sum from a beautiful lass, but went ahead behind everyone's back and collected the sum and came bragging like a riff raff with scorch balls.

Sometimes I think proper follow-up is what kills the development of this country. If the NYSC and other government agencies can be monitored with rigidity, it will mark the epoch of a great era. But you and I know that is far from happening.

The loan scheme will be abused like most benevolent initiative put forward in this country.

But I am certain there will be a form of collateral for the loan even if there's no interest. But what valuable collateral can a student provide? Maybe, the master copy of thier degrees and certificate or have their guardians/parents as surety for them


I remember the individual who went behind everyone's back to collect a paltry sum of five thousand Naira and was forcing the girl to give everyone else to hide his own shameless poverty.

He doesn't deny it, no one involved has ever denied it. But of course the cougar will deny it till kingdom come because she feels the shame.

AHCB:
Listen good, I know you're millions of light years away from being intelligent. So, its no fault of yours you fail to know the power of the literary device call Repetition.

But hey, I'm a nice guy so lemme nudge you in the right direction hoping you just might fall of a cliff and land on your veejayjaay.

Have you ever wondered why when you listen to a song over and over again, it becomes part of you and you know the lyrics of the song, that is, without you memorising the lyrics?

Now that is the power of repetition. It is powerful and minuscule individuals with mashed potatoes inside their brains can never decipher this.

So, enjoy the free lesson. I know you're in dire need of it and no need to be ashamed, I teach your teacher.

Epic!

AHCB:
Indeed I'm not surprised. The IamKashyBaby individual fail to know the loan is only meant for serving corps members, not those who lie about everything even to the extent of denying their mother.

This idea is a welcome one. At least it will keep many corps members and prospective corps members from being recharge card beggars and lying good for nothing sleaze bags.

I just hope the NYSC will see it through and make adequate documentation on those who collect the loan. We all know many good for nothing individuals might use their friends who are corps members to try to get their melanin depraved hands on the fund.

I think it's a laudable initiative given the number of corpers the NYSC scheme churns out each year and over two third of them end the scheme in thier PPA without being retained or employed else where.

It's a good diversion from the ever-demanding blue-collar jobs which are in short supply and an encouragement for young people graduating to go into SMEs and private entrepreneurship.

This will ease the demand on government to create jobs and also increase GDP.

But then, she only saw the need to grab the money with a collective call like they do in dumb romanceland.

Sometimes, trolling aside, you wonder if these adults have anything to teach their younger ones other than dumb idle chitchats.

AHCB:
The money is meant for those corps members who want to acquire skills and start a business. Not to feed poor begging newts.

OP. Be sure to add the content of the link you post next time.


Thanks.

I know the NYSC loan scheme is for corpers who want to go into business or entrepreneurship. But what do you expect when Romance section magnets dare venture outside their dumb circle?

They lack comprehension as if their brains suffer hypoxia.

Just take a look at the dumb comment that added nothing to the post but the usual bell-ringing call. Clearly the only thing of interest she noted was the "free" money.

pocohantas:
How did we get here?
What's this obsession with ass. Very soon this one will become a celebrity like Roman Goddess. Nonsense and ingredients

Don't be jealous because you have a doorframe shape.

Sebastine1994:
Olowo Dubai indeed. This is a man who thinks he can live at the expense of others. God knows who offended. I dont know and I won't judge.
Just look at how he copied another man's culture because He is not proud of his own. He wants to live the life of a sheikh.
Whats the source of his wealth

See how you're contradicting yourself.

In one sentence you accuse him of living at the expense of others and in the next, you said you don't know and won't judge.

You definitely know something about him or you're a fullblown retárd.

Blue3k:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/igbo-quit-notice-northern-elders-forum-backs-arewa-coalition/amp/

I use to think it was only lack of education that was wrong with the core North, I never knew witchcraft is involved. Even lord lugard who amalgamated the north and the south acknowledged it was for the excess resources of the south to be used to shore up the deficitof the north. And also to ease logistic problem for the colonial masters.

These people are not only unadulterated illiterates, they are also demon possessed. Look at the gworo-drinking son of an uncircumcised cattle rearer without a fixed address claiming northern youth has been pushed to the wall. By who? The south? By agitating for Biafra?

Bunch of bloodsucking vagabonding apes inferior to the cattles they train.

Quinn22:
No it's not normal, it's not part of the African culture, it's very westernised. We too like copy copy, we copy everything from the west, is it inferiority complex or what?

As is white wedding, court marriage and baby mama-ism and baby papa-ism.

Say no to internet fraud but it's only in Nigeria law enforcement accuse, try and sentence suspect on its own accord.

Why parade them in an unprofessional grandstanding manner when they are still innocent before the law.

Girl in second pics looks familiar... Nomfanelo?