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RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 8:05pm On Jun 10, 2017
TSOM:
I await any South African who'd salty about only their second victory against us in thirteen meetings.
Thanks for the stats ( 2 victories in 13 meetings). That's an armour to bazooka zulus with .
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:59pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
cheesy grin
you going to drop?
CelebritiesRe: Does Davido Really Have 30 Billion In His Account ?? by TheMortician: 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2017
Synord:
Na Forbes be the determinant abi..Andrew yakubu dey Forbes list huh grin cheesy undecided
if you're legit and have true assets devoid of politics, scam and drugs, you should appear in Forbes.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:52pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
I can't reply mails at the interim. Will send you my contact but about being flesh and blood with the legend...don't let my boo-boo catch you. grin cheesy
if Muslims go to Saudi Arabia for pilgrimage, I will face your boo to pay homage to God's own exemplification of beauty.

Let's begin with your digits, dear. You need to hear my voice influenced with anticipation of you.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:36pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
Lezz, I'm out. grin It's been nice chatting with you. Goodnight.
listen babe, it's going to be just two steps:

1) a PM to you

2) your digits

As long as you're in southern Nigeria, you will be flesh and blood with the legend; digitally at least.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
With these words, some girls will definitely be at your mercies. Lol, thanks for the compliment. grin
I care less about "all the other girls".

I want to know how you sound. Your voice. You keep me burning.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:24pm On Jun 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol I'm sad that a racist, cannibalistic country defeated us..
The coach must go..
That is... South Africa of all countries. What a shame !!!
The coach should be horsewhipped in public before the sack.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:19pm On Jun 10, 2017
hibiscus76:
may 'yansh' never be the reason for your downfall..Amen
if I go down in the pursuit of yansh, I won't be the greatest or weakest of men to be so taken by the biological weapons of women. Greater men before me died at the Bossom of women.

I have few faults and sexual rascality stands tall in the list of my "vices".

But she's intelligent coupled with that kind of beauty.

Let me die in the bowels of her warmth
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:10pm On Jun 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol his name is rohl if I'm not mistaken..
The boys are bunch of national embarrassment..
I left at half time..
its just so disappointing...
I have begun an online campaign for his sack. A bunch of tree-hoping , spear-wielding, half-nakéd zulus have no business beating the super eagles here.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 7:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
lol they won us by 2 goals to zero..
I will torment all the zulus who ever strayed to this corner of the cyber world.

What's the name of that piggy coach again?
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician:
Benita27:
If you say so. grin
when I saw your ass that very first day and added your intelligence to it, I knew life was sweet as it was meant to be.

Listen baby, I love your spread and soft texture. You make a dude wants to come home. Your gentle slopes put all the Roman godess to shame.

And I don't even know how you sound
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:59pm On Jun 10, 2017
Saintsammurai:
grin grin grin grin
I go die, if they change that today...
CelebritiesRe: Does Davido Really Have 30 Billion In His Account ?? by TheMortician: 6:58pm On Jun 10, 2017
Is David O even a millionaire in dollars? If Forbes doesn't have him in their records then he's not even a millionaire.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:43pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
You're definitely not following the match. I've never seen a disjointed, lazy, physically unfit bunch of Nigerian players in my life.
South Africa has never left Nigerian shores with a victorious song. It's not starting today.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
You must have lost touch with reality as you chase online booties.

South Africa is 1-nil up in Uyo against the nonchalant super Eagles
oh, they will leave bruised and itching like a whóre bleeped dry
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:23pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
The Xenophobes are making an impression in Uyo, darn!!!
speak in plain language
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:16pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
Actually, I want it bigger. So it isn't perfect yet. grin cheesy
you're wrong ! Bigger doesn't mean better
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:14pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
With all the sophistication and excellent command of the English language you have exhibited on this forum, can you please educate the audience how you ended up with the word "yansh"?

Or was it employed for a specific effect?
the splendour and majesty of a woman's behind is not adequately conveyed by the word "ass".
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 6:11pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
Have got no scruple with any Race, Tribe or Nation. None is perfect.
but your ass is
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 2:41pm On Jun 10, 2017
Benita27:
Seems you have personal issues with South Africans?, the way God punish your likes is to make you fall inlove with a Southy lady, and by the find you find out she's a South African by Nationality it may not matter to you. cheesy
if you have no scruples with South Africans, then I will will myself to stop falling in love with your well-shaped yansh
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 2:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
Simple observations have given me the understanding that your female admirers have increased.

You don't want the trademark postmann ambush when all is quiet and cozy with you and your lovers, do you?

grin grin grin
I make sure my girls know I'm complicated, donning the cloak of civility and at same time at home with savagery.

I will cut you in two in their presence and apologise later.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 2:08pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
You know you managed to escape the show down meant for yesterday.

With all your big name, I could care less.
grin grin grin I go ki' you o
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 12:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
TheUmbra:
Ok
here comes the genuine version of Pastor Suleiman
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 12:30pm On Jun 10, 2017
TSOM:
They've only put a hold on the false adulations now that their folly has been projected before them like an epic film in a cinema.
A sorry reflection of stravhoski, the Indian dude who road in and out of romanceland like it was a ZEE channel. And all the sharp-tongued, permanent residents and slayers in romance section where as numb as stock fish.

But then, Romance section...they can't give more than they can
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 11:26am On Jun 10, 2017
TSOM:
If a Nigerian girl were the OP of this attention-craving thread, these butt-kissing boys would have joined in attacking her. Mental slaves!
you tell it as it is, bro. Same idiots would term any Nigerian girl who dared create a thread like this an Olosho and any male who showed interest will be termed asslicker.

Alas, but they become suddenly timid as a south African froze their brains and put it to hibernation for the duration of her grandstanding.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:55am On Jun 10, 2017
lefulefu:
grin
Bro, a girl's ass is the sole determinant if I will go 2 rounds or just one.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:52am On Jun 10, 2017
FTrebirth:
her figure is legit, bro. if this is not some guy trolling with a female moniker then she's going to knock out these old cargoes forming feminists and pepper-them-gang in romance section. grin
Sure, the old milf and cougars with veiny breasts and stretch marks.

But she in south Africa, the end of the world, so no fúck potential and no pussy is worth risking the savage inclination of those zulu junkies
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:47am On Jun 10, 2017
CynthiaSA412:
Point is even Worse. Morningside and Musgrave ia good
Your ass babe. Just change your dp to a rear view then you're good to go.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:45am On Jun 10, 2017
TSOM:
To the _cock-led Nigerian males who've registered their presence on this thread : You lots are quick to bash Nigerian females (who are way prettier than SA females) but quick to kiss up to monikers which identify as SA females all in a bid to broaden the scope of women you've laid with and at the expense of national pride.
Shame on you all, servile dimwits!
only in romanceland. Even when south Africans and Indians invaded this section some time ago bashing everywhere, all the dumb local warriors had nothing to say.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:43am On Jun 10, 2017
FTrebirth:
good Lord! she's sliiimmmmmm! sad sad sad
Ft, the butcher. Lolz. She doesn't want to show me her ass.
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:20am On Jun 10, 2017
CynthiaSA412:
Hahaha Yes I am Zulu but I'm quite slim and I have no idea about the Xhosa and Zulu having what you just said lol.
Zulus are my most hated tribe in all of Africa. I find them to be sharing nearly 100% baboon DNA .

Could be as a result of years of cohabitation with chacma-baboons up in the highest treetops in mpumalanga during the Boer invasion.

You have nice strong teeth, good arrogant boobs, and an interesting oblong face, but can I see your ass? I'm not overly interested on the size but I will like to see its girth and formation.

Thanks
RomanceRe: South African Girl Looking For Naija Friends by TheMortician: 10:13am On Jun 10, 2017
lefulefu:
quotes author=TheMortician post=57375327] Heheheheehe, hope you got the legendary zulu booty and curves.

Heard zulus, Xhosa and Bantus males suffer from anoxia in the head and down below too her booty would be average from what i see but she's nice looking if dats really her o.
she has a DP? I'll be right back.

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